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The kitchen knife was a bit far from Cheng Xiaobei, and he had to dodge the mecha energy balls of Pang Weilian and Xiong Jinyan, so it took him 5 minutes to reach the edge of the kitchen knife and get it.

But in these 5 minutes, Pang William and Xiong Jinyan became more and more proud.

Under their energy ball attack, Cheng Xiaobei's dodge seemed a little awkward, and it looked like a game of cat and mouse to them.

Pang Weilian said to Cheng Xiaobei with the winning ticket in his hands: "Cheng Xiaobei, aren't you very good? Didn't you pick up the mecha with bare hands just now? Why are you afraid now?"

"Don't hide? If you are capable, you can directly catch the energy ball with your bare hands." William Pang mocked.

[Host, the kitchen knife in your hand is made of top-notch materials by the Alliance. It is not only extremely sharp, but also able to block the attack of the mecha energy ball. 】

【Come on!Host!Kill those two retarded people with the kitchen knife in your hand! 】

Xiaopao's tone was a little excited. This is an era where mechas are everywhere. After mixing into Weibo, he also learned about many mecha battle movies.

At this time, although the host does not have a mecha, he has a kitchen knife. If he can use the kitchen knife to chop up the entire field, it will be extremely powerful.

Cheng Xiaobei has a black line, brother, do you still remember that you are a system?

However, since the chopper could withstand the energy ball's attack, he continued to dodge.

He will use a kitchen knife to keep getting close to William Pang and Xiong Jinyan, and then learn about the structure of their mechas during the battle, and then perform a "knife dismantling the mecha" on the spot.

Cheng Xiaobei picked up the kitchen knife, jumped up with the power of his hind feet, and then slashed towards the energy ball in front of him.

Whoa whoa whoa!

An extremely simple knife cut the energy ball into two pieces.

Immediately afterwards, he moved faster, constantly using the kitchen knife in his hand to chop the energy ball, and kept approaching Pang Weilian and Xiong Jinyan.

Pang Weilian and Xiong Jinyan did not expect that the ordinary kitchen knife in Cheng Xiaobei's hand could cut off the energy ball.

They didn't care about it at first, they just thought that Cheng Xiaobei was lucky, they just kept releasing energy balls, but the power of the energy balls was getting weaker and weaker.

After all, the energy ball released by the mecha also needs energy, and it is impossible to use it unlimitedly.

When they reacted, Cheng Xiaobei had already approached them.

The audience was full of curiosity, they wanted to know what Cheng Xiaobei wanted to do?

"I have to say that Cheng Xiaobei is too cool, cutting energy balls with a kitchen knife!"

"I'll go! Who said that Cheng Xiaobei was in a mess just now? Who said that he will definitely lose?"

"Didn't everyone say that as soon as the mecha is released, it will definitely win! For generations to come, will it be the one that will unify the alliance?"

Obviously, our alliance is also advancing with the times, and we even memorized Dongfang Invincible's lines.

"Damn it! I want to give birth to a monkey for Cheng Xiaobei! Isn't it too powerful to cut an energy ball with a kitchen knife? I want to marry!"

"..."

The audience was really stunned, they had never seen someone chopping an energy ball with a kitchen knife, and of course what happened next shocked them the most.

All I saw was that Cheng Xiaobei's footsteps were moving extremely fast, and the kitchen knife in his hand was able to slash at the energy ball with ease, and he approached Pang Weilian and Xiong Jinyan unconsciously.

Immediately afterwards, the kitchen knife in his hand was used as a sword by him, and he cast a set of Tai Chi swords on the spot.

The Wudang Tai Chi Sword, which has four characteristics of walking, changing, fast, and agile, is not awkward at all when it is used with a kitchen knife. Instead, it is both rigid and soft, well-proportioned, and looks graceful and chic.

Cheng Xiaobei at this moment is a beautiful landscape, making everyone present and the audience addicted to him.

The kitchen knife, that's not right, it should be said that it was a Tai Chi knife, braking with silence, and with four or two strokes, the kitchen knife kept chopping off the surface of the mechs of Pang Weilian and Xiong Jinyan.

One after another faint sparks sputtered from the surface of their mechs.

Cheng Xiaobei could actually cut off the mechas of Pang Weilian and Xiong Jinyan directly, but he didn't want to, he wanted to understand the structure of their mechas, so as to perform "Pain Ding Jie Niu".

The continuous chopping of the kitchen knife on the surface of the mecha, Pang Weilian and Xiong Jinyan didn't care at first, and even disdain that a kitchen knife can cut their mecha, and now they are trembling, only asking Cheng Xiao Bei gave them a good time.

The intelligence brain always reported the degree of "mecha damage" in their minds without emotion, which made them very painful.

They also wanted to fight back, but they fired too many energy balls just now, which made them unable to continue. The energy balls released were not at all the opponent of Cheng Xiaobei's chopper.

The improved version of the Tai Chi Saber was exceptionally easy to use, and soon Cheng Xiaobei figured out the structure of Pang Weilian and Xiong Jinyan's mechs.

Cheng Xiaobei smiled slightly and said to Pang Weilian and Xiong Jinyan, "You two are mentally retarded, it's time for you to see my real means."

shhhhhh!

The kitchen knife in Cheng Xiaobei's hand moved faster, even the naked eye couldn't count how many knives he swung just now.

After a few seconds, the audience, the contestants on the scene, did she understand what is called the moment of witnessing a miracle?

The audience, contestants, Tang Xiaoxian and others looked at this scene in disbelief——

The kitchen knife in Cheng Xiaobei's hand cut into the mechs of Pang Weilian and Xiong Jinyan seamlessly.

According to the alliance's numerous tests, the mecha that even the "demon light ball" of the alien beast could not destroy was a B-level mecha, and it was easily destroyed by Cheng Xiaobei.

Brush brush!

There was an ear-piercing sound of parts falling, and the two majestic mechs were destroyed directly, and the complete form could no longer be seen, only a pile of dilapidated parts remained.

However, Pang Weilian and Xiong Jinyan were fine, but when the mech was destroyed, they were exposed and fell on the stage, so they were naturally injured.

Cheng Xiaobei looked at Pang Weilian and Xiong Jinyan and said arrogantly: "Two mentally retarded, do you agree or not?"

The kitchen knife in his hand was facing Pang Weilian and Xiong Jinyan directly, and the kitchen knife shone dazzlingly under the sunlight.

Pang Weilian and Xiong Jinyan were terrified, they didn't realize that Cheng Xiaobei was really strong until now.

He even removed the mech with a knife!

They are just human beings, if this knife falls on them, they will only be separated from their flesh and blood.

They don't want to die yet, they still have a great youth, at this time the so-called flattering Cheng Tianyu, stepping on Cheng Xiaobei's fame in the league is all behind him.

They even forgot that they were participating in a show at this time, kneeling down and said to Cheng Xiaobei: "I accept it! I accept it!"

"Did I, Cheng Xiaobei, defeat you because of the inside story of the program crew?" Cheng Xiaobei asked again.

"No." Pang Weilian and Xiong Jinyan cried directly: "No! You reached the third period relying on your real strength. You really defeated us."

They remembered that they were participating in the show at this time, but in front of the kitchen knife, so what if they remembered?

Cheng Xiaobei snorted coldly and said: "Last time when I was cooking Su dishes, I made a squirrel mandarin fish. I told Susu and the others that I really wanted to perform [Paoding Jieniu] on a human body. Let them know what is called superb knife skills?"

"The knife hits you but the knife only slightly injures you. This is called a perfect knife!" Cheng Xiaobei said lightly: "Cheng Tianyu and Gu Wenxuan cheated to get the quota and have no evidence to accuse the program group of insiders, give me I hope that some people can understand their behavior of beating the insiders of a show?"

"I, Cheng Xiaobei, don't cause trouble, and I'm not afraid of trouble! Don't run to me to seek a sense of existence. I can't give you fatherly and motherly love. If you are mentally retarded, why don't you just stay at home honestly?"

Cheng Xiaobei already had the inspiration for the mecha, and he planned to remodel Duanmu Suyuan's mecha. He will be busy next time, so he is too lazy to continue to pay attention to the calculations of Cheng Tianyu and Gu Wenxuan, so he can only use this to pass the program and use William Pang and Xiong Jinyan gave a warning.

Cheng Xiaobei put away the kitchen knife and returned to Duanmu Suyuan's side, Tang Xiaoxian also walked out and said to everyone: "Cheng Xiaobei is the winner!"

Although the reality challenge is over, the bet will naturally come true, but Pang Weilian and Xiong Jinyan directly pretended to be dead, and I don't know where their acting skills came from.

However, everyone didn't pursue it, and the viewers who watched the live broadcast and Weibo have already turned the world upside down.

【I go!Didn't you say that the armor is very strong?Can't even destroy "Give me back the energy ball"?Why was it chopped into eight pieces by a kitchen knife? 】

【Which of you can clearly see Cheng Xiaobei's gaudy saber technique?How to turn the mech into a pile of parts in the blink of an eye? 】

[That's a genuine B-rank mecha!It was so powerful and defensive that it was easily destroyed by a kitchen knife. 】

[It must be because I watched the show in the wrong posture, otherwise how could I have seen such a miraculous scene, that kitchen knife is really awesome! 】

【If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe it even if I killed it. Cheng Xiaobei chopped mechs with a kitchen knife like chopping melons and vegetables. 】

[You don’t believe me if you say it, I’m a CP fan with mixed emotions at this time, (smoking a cigarette, lonely eyes) I always thought it was Susu who was up and smiling, but after watching this kitchen knife slashing mechs, whoever goes up and who goes down Not necessarily? 】

[Salted fish turned over?Oh no!Turn over with a smile?So we are going against the attack, the real position is Susu on the bottom and Xiaoxiao on the top? 】

[The posture of God riding a horse!It's possible that Susu is attacking!Jimei guys! 】

[Fuck, I actually have a picture, please don't mention it! 】

The Laughing CP fans who have been eating sweets have started internal strife. The reason for the internal strife is very simple. It is a question of whether Xiaoxiao is at the top or at the bottom. Of course, this issue, they hope that one day the official will announce it personally.

Undoubtedly, after experiencing the knife-slashing mecha, none of the players present dared to challenge Cheng Xiaobei, after all, he was too awesome.

This Cheng Xiaobei was handsome, with a delicate body and a soft body. Before the recording of the show, he only weighed about [-] jin. He didn't expect that he was a ruthless man who could cut mechs.

Can't be bothered, can't be bothered!

In this program, Cheng Xiaobei and Duanmu Suyuan finally won the first place, and Duanmu Suyuan also has a new title of "eating soft hair".

However, Duanmu Suyuan was very happy about this title. After all, not everyone can "eat soft hair". Of course, in order to show his husband, after the recording of the show, he went to Pang's and Xiong's.

The Pang family and the Xiong family naturally knew about Pang William and Xiong Jinyan. After all, they were also watching the show. They were very angry when the mecha was destroyed, but when they saw their son was seriously injured and passed out, they became even more angry. up.

They must make Cheng Xiaobei pay the price.

When they were furious, Duanmu Suyuan appeared in front of them.

Duanmu Suyuan looked at the two patriarchs expressionlessly and said, "With all due respect, both of you are trash."

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