The ultimate character design of the net match circle tearing guide

Since the addition of Rong Chuan's WeChat account, Han Ying has added two extra power banks with huge capacity to his carry-on items. As long as he catches a gap every day, the phone will light up and report all kinds of trivial matters to the other party. .

Rong Chuan seems to be busy with work, and usually after several small papers in succession, he has time to throw out two emoticons to show his response, or directly take a photo, instead of text to briefly indicate where he is and what he is doing. something.

Although judging from the ratio of the number of text bubbles, the enthusiasm for interaction between the two parties seems extremely unequal, but Rong Chuan's mode of answering questions and responding patiently seems to have a sense of importance that he is willing to report everything.Han Ying has experienced the freezing period of being blacklisted by the other party. It is thankful that he can be put into the contact list again by the open channel.

In addition, under his soft and hard palate, Chuan Niu stuck out her tongue and begged to touch her head. The big head photo was finally changed by the other party to a limited-time profile picture, logging in at midnight every day and the ugly photo of the third sister he cut off was affectionate on the WeChat interface. Looking at each other across the air, all kinds of meaningless conversations between exchanges have also turned into handfuls of sweet dog food sprinkled in Han Ying's heart.

For his behavior of not leaving his mobile phone away, always giggling, bumping into a pillar or tripping over because of using WeChat every once in a while, Han Ting despised him as "mentally retarded in unrequited love", and photographed it for the first time. A 500 yuan bet was made on when Rong Chuan would be able to visit the house again as a relative.Deep down in Han Ying's heart, he really wanted to export the 500 yuan as soon as possible, but he still had sympathy for the possibility of abducting Rong Chuan.

He has a lot of experience in sex, but he has so little experience in chasing people and falling in love that even Han Ting is enough to be his mentor.He was ashamed to ask his younger brother for advice, and he was too embarrassed to harass the Wei couple during their wedding. Han Ruping herself was an older unmarried young woman who was nagged by her family all the year round.Excluding the few limited consultation objects around him, people who have a basic understanding of Rong Chuan can only be found in the online distribution circle.However, the list of hundreds of network distribution colleagues has been pulled aside, and the suitable discussion object has not yet been identified. On the weekend night, the finale of the annual drama "Peach Blossom Tribulation" landed on the ys homepage with great momentum.

As a well-produced long drama spanning 5 years, the bottom of "Peach Blossom Tribulation" is already full of people who are waiting to be fed.Because before the drama was released, the rumors of the main character's attack and replacement had already been raging in the dust, and tens of thousands of eyes were staring at Cass Biao.The fans who have been hungry for a long time are looking forward to it, but in the end they are blinded by the word "Xiaoxiao Yuxie". .Ying Hei, who was ready to move, was naturally lonely, so he put on double eyelids one after another and played anti-faint loyalty with the big team.

"Foolish Crab is really good at picking up panxia, ​​but I hurriedly repost all the dramas that I don't want. I can bear everything else, and "Peach Blossom Tribulation" actually has the face to touch porcelain? Imitate my Ying's voice imitation It’s hard work, isn’t it? It’s a pity that your face is still so ugly. Go for plastic surgery when you have time, so maybe you will look more like him 2333333”

"Hard powder is really a powder that cooks as soon as it is cooked, and it is as mentally retarded. If you gather to kneel and lick the commercial distribution, if you don't hand in the online dubbing, you will be caught all over the place. "Peach Blossom Tribulation" can come to a happy ending thanks to the persistence of the planner and Xiaoxiao's generous help. Now there is still the face to make trouble in drama posts? It is the right way to get out of the middle with your steaming and cooking as soon as possible."

"Foolish Crab is also really popular. After Jujuu was in the middle of the night, he dared to single out Jujuu. Who doesn't know that "Peach Blossom Tribulation" is a classic work that is caught by Amway for outsiders. Weigh your own points and dare to take the plate. Now it really feels like a seafood feast and finally a mouthful of shit, and the appetite before was defeated.”

"Upstairs is really shameful. If it weren't for Ying Fan's indiscriminate discussion about red or not, I would have thought it was black and black pretending to be a fan and making fun of it. Xiaoxiao is more or less from a major, and she beats you every minute Is there a problem with Zhuang Chengxiang's acting skills? Didn't you see that Shufen is all overjoyed? If you really want to give Amway to outsiders, the last issue can be regarded as a circle of respect for me."

"I heard that this drama is only a few lines short of echoes, right? No matter how mentally retarded Biqiang is, he won't spend a lot of effort to get stuck in the end. And "Peach Blossom Tribulation" can be regarded as his most popular drama , The cane said that if you change people, you can change people, and there is no clear hammer that must be dragged hard, why do I always feel that there are some unspeakable secrets in the middle."

"This is the rhythm of choosing the plan after picking the cv, and wanting to engage in conspiracy theories? You must have said to yourself that you have had sex, so you don't have time to talk? The estrus period of your gathering has never stopped, the crew knows When will we wait!"

"I'm not bothered about the replacement. Anyway, the script is bad and whoever takes over will be shit. I'm just a little curious that Ying Juju seems to be serious this time, and the sex life is so good that commercial advertisements are not transferred 233333"

This was originally just a menstrual turmoil that caused trouble in the fan version. It was posted every now and then. After tossing three pages in the drama post, it was exhausted. The "Travel" dragon set cv is about to end, and a top microblog once again mobilizes the pink and black emotions to a climax.

Silk Road Journey: "After the drama "Peach Blossom Tribulation" was released, I received a lot of private messages. Some asked the reasons for the replacement, and some cared about my personal feelings. Because of my physical illness and complicated mood, I couldn't reply one by one, so I will unify here To make a brief explanation. The goddess of rattan, the planner of "Peach Blossom Tribulation", is the most talented and responsible staff I have ever worked with. I have seen her hard work and persistence all the way. For her As a member of the crew, I express my absolute understanding and support for any decision I make. As for those friends who are concerned about my recent situation, what I want to say is that I am fine now, although some news came unexpectedly. It’s also a bit ignorant, but if you think about it carefully, it’s ridiculous to involve your body for some unworthy people and unworthy feelings. With your company and encouragement, I will get better quickly. I love you, okay!

Silk Road Journey's Weibo fans are only in their early 2000s, and most of them play tricks in some dramas on weekdays. Although they deliberately added a cv title in front of their ID, there are hardly any decent masterpieces.Previously, the most well-known by the people caught in the circle was that they had been included in the roster of Cannons and Friends who responded to requests, which accounted for half a chapter in the e-book of Harem. "Private letter" looks like a joke with reference to the number of reposts on Weibo on weekdays, but the erotic gossip between the writing still caused a lot of excitement.

"Bigu is really scum. Silk Road is usually a low-key person. If you don't want to develop, don't provoke them. After you sleep, you will be fine. When I meet this kind of person in the third dimension, I will kill him every minute. !"

"Before I thought it was a scandal, but I was shocked when I saw Silk Road's sincere Weibo! Can you control your lower body? He wants to ruin my circle and how many people will ruin it? !"

"Teng Tiao gn reposted Silk Road's Weibo, and advised him to keep his eyes open in the future. It seems that this relationship has already been settled in the inner circle."

"Teng Tiao himself is the biggest hardcore fan, okay? Before it was okay, he dragged them to YY to play piah, and for a while, he posted chat records every day to force sugar, but it's a pity that Silk Road was too disappointing and never became popular. Hard to get together The dating guns are out of the circle, how can he be taken seriously."

"I was stunned by the comments of hard fans upstairs! If I want to fall in love in my emotional circle, do I have to pay attention to the right family?"

"The fans of the Silk Road family should also take it easy. Hard Jujuan is chaos. When did you admit that you are in love with your family? Before, Silk Road Juju acted like a baby on YY and wanted to play with Hard Juju. Juju directly said that he didn't have time to entertain and directly slapped him in the face. A shot is purely a matter of your own will, so what's the point of selling it now?"

"Flour can be cooked as you like, today I have seen just how cheap Bikun's fans are! I wish you all the best when you fall in love and meet a scumbag every minute."

Responding to requests, dragging voices, pretending to be dead, selling face, making money and playing big names has already become a cliché, and being scolded for a stallion is not new, but the new idea of ​​"pull, diao, ruthless scum attack" is suddenly opened to sunspots a new territory.The Weibo fans of Silk Road Journey broke through five figures overnight, and people from all walks of life sent urgent messages to express their love and condolences, while trying to find out more details in various ways and angles.

Just one day later, Shang welcomed a new ally on his journey along the Silk Road, lamenting "Those who abandon me, don't let the day of yesterday stay behind" on Weibo.Someone in the inner circle came off the stage again, and directly posted a few screenshots that can only be understood but cannot be explained in words.

Responsive to every request: "Something happened just now, you didn't answer the call, what do you need from me?"

Mosaic: "It's nothing. I just haven't responded to you for several days. I want to ask how you are doing?"

Responsive to every request: "Oh...thank you for your concern, as usual, a friend came over recently, and he didn't pay much for the buckle while running around"

Mosaic: "Then why don't you answer my missed calls?"

Responsiveness: "I forget things when they become too many. Didn't I expect you to call again if you have something urgent?"

Mosaic: "Okay, I'm going to Guangzhou on business the day after tomorrow, do you have time to come out and meet?"

Responsive to every request: "The day after tomorrow I will get married and I can't leave, maybe it's because I can't see you"

Mosaic: "...Xiao Ying, why do I feel that you are avoiding me? I heard from a familiar staff that you have a new boyfriend recently?"

Responsive to every request: "??? Where did the new boyfriend come from? Why is I hiding from you?"

Mosaic: "Isn't it? Before I was looking for you, even if I sent a button, you would call me back. After that, you rarely take the initiative to look for me except for demos. If you come over with a word, I will call you back." I stayed up all night to help you do the post-production and release the demo, but now I want to talk to you, but I can’t find anyone at all. Does it mean that you will not take the initiative to find me now except for the post-production?”

Responsive to requests: "What nonsense, we are so familiar... Don't you also like to be a post-production, so I will naturally think of you first!"

Mosaic: "...Forget it...Since this is the case, I don't think there is any need to contact you in the future."

Responsive to every request: "What's the matter with you? What do you mean there is no need to contact again?"

Mosaic: "It's nothing... Then I will quit the crew we worked with as soon as possible."

Responsive to every request: "...Hey, what's the matter with you? Why didn't you answer your call?"

Mosaic: "Don't call, I won't answer again in the future, so be it."

Responsive to every request: "Damn! Where did I offend you, we are friends, what's the matter if you say you turn your back on it? You can't speak clearly, so I'm still begging you to do it?"

This screenshot ends here. Although the other party in the conversation has been mosaiced, but before the 10th floor, he was immediately revealed.Mr. Mosaic’s name is Mo Xiaoniao. As a cv who catches the circle, he is also a well-known late-stage staff. He has responded to every request since his debut. Many popular masterpieces are all written by him. Since peafowl retired from the circle, he has always acted as a support Gather the role of the number one relative and friend around you.As soon as this building came out, the whole audience was in an uproar. After digging out countless clues from dozens of floors, everyone exclaimed that behind Mo Xiaoniao's years of hard work and staying up all night, there is such an epic love motto hidden. Among them, the indifferent attitude of responding to requests has aroused public outrage.

With the end of these two heavyweight roles, all kinds of lace news came in a flood.All of a sudden, the ever-responsive Avengers Alliance added a new force, all kinds of lewd, sensual and sexually promiscuous hammers posted a rippling spring and color on the exclusive crusade posts that were previously full of killing spirit.

This kind of farce usually only takes Han Ying's enthusiasm for himself, and most of the time he finds familiar inner circles to make complaints about. Now that there is an extra entanglement in his heart, he is a little anxious.When Rong Chuan was in the circle, he was always a gossip expert with smooth information, and he couldn't hide any intricate and secret relationships in front of him.Right now, the gossip is getting louder and louder, and people in the cover song circle and the original drama circle are also getting off the stage one after another. If it reaches Hanxiao's ears, it will only take a few minutes to attract Rong Chuan's attention.

He was fidgeting and thinking about how to explain this to the other party, but an old friend who had been silent for a long time suddenly appeared and opened his WeChat.

The person who came on the wechat this time was none other than Qin Guangling, the little knavish expert who was in the circle with him before he quit the circle.This gentleman once again announced his withdrawal from the circle due to the complete break of the third watch half a year ago. After leaving Han Ying with sincere instructions, he left for Northern Europe and embarked on a so-called journey of healing.In the past few months, Han Ying has checked Moments repeatedly, and every now and then, he can see this guy in different bars, accompanied by all kinds of beautiful and exotic fresh meat, with a face full of drunken dreams and seeing through life.

Han Ying was fascinated by how the blond-haired, blue-eyed, long-legged, thin-waisted Nordic boys fucked up. Originally, he planned to have Lao Qin give a live broadcast to explain in detail, but he ran into Rong Chuan halfway through, so he diverted his attention , I no longer have the mood to pay attention to other people's gossip.Now that an old friend is on stage, it is inevitable that he will also express his condolences.

"Old Qin, are you back? How many did you go out this time? Have the European people contributed any new tricks? Hurry up and talk to me."

"Eight farts, first tell me what's going on with the things that hang on you in the second district and Weibo? How did you hear that the adulterer He Xianxian is also related? Is he messing with you?"

Although Qin Guangling announced that he had withdrawn from the emotional entanglement with San Gengxian Duan, he still harbored resentment towards his former rival who was already in the top position, and was ready to throw shit on him whenever he got a chance.

"Let's just say that you don't go to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing. Once you show up, it must be related to the Midnight Gathering. Does this matter have anything to do with your adulterer fart? "

"Oh……"

Lao Qin didn't grab Xiaoxiao Yuxie's tail, so he was inevitably a little disappointed, and after a long while, he sent another message: "No, I hung up on your Silk Road Journey at the beginning, I flipped through his photo album, what do you think?" Does it look so familiar?"

"You've seen it too. Last time in Nanjing, the crew of "Peach Blossom Tribulation" had a face-to-face gathering. Didn't you just come to join in the fun while on a business trip? The one sitting next to me in the hot pot restaurant."

"Damn it! I just remembered, it's the ugly guy with the earrings on his ears!"

"..."

Qin Guangling searched for a candidate in the sea of ​​memories, and his tone became more and more suspicious: "This guy is not your thing from appearance to figure? How did you eat it? Have you really slept?"

"En..." Han Ying was also a little upset when he mentioned the past: "Actually, it was the day of eating hot pot. Didn't you leave beforehand? After everyone finished eating, they went to the ktv for the second half of the drink, which made them feel a little dizzy. Afterwards When he said that the place where I live was close to my hotel, he sent me back. I entered the room and sat on the bed without any intention of leaving. He knelt and licked my back a few times, and then came by the way. The second We had breakfast together the next day, and we broke up, and we didn’t get in touch with each other except for the pia play and the play.”

"Fuck! I know it! I'm so ugly that I don't know him well, but the other guys who followed you all came here to flirt with me, and now they come here to pretend to be some kind of widow? Also, what's the matter with you and Mo Xiaoniao? Isn't your relationship on good terms? Why does he follow you around?"

"I really haven't slept with him. It's just that a friend came to my house some time ago, and I have been running around with him and missed a few calls from him, and then suddenly turned around and blocked all my contact information. I was still thinking about it. What's going on, who knew that such a fuss would happen."

"Damn! You just let this group of sluts have fun here? Hurry up and post a Weibo to post their provocative hammers, and fuck them until mom doesn't even recognize them!

"Forget it..." Han Ying felt a little tired looking at the second district post that is still being serialized: "I have slept to some extent, how ugly is it to tear my face? I feel ashamed to post those things."

"Oh, then you wait."

Qin Guangling dropped this sentence on WeChat, but suddenly there was no response.Han Ying sent a few question marks but got no reply, so he chatted with the inner circle who came to report the military situation. Ten minutes later, several portals jumped up almost at the same time, and the insiders all sent the same screenshot with horror on their faces.

cv Qin Guangling: "I originally retired from the circle, but I couldn't bear to see the smoky and shabby facts, so I couldn't help but say a few words. Some bitches want to touch the heat of porcelain and take a look at themselves in the mirror first." How much do you mean by the self-exploding bed photo when you see a lot of people? It’s okay to fool the fans, but I don’t know the look of kneeling and begging for a fuck? Let me post your privately shady hammers?"

This paragraph of microblog is exposed, less than 2 minutes after it was released, it has already been rushed to pass in the major gossip groups.Although Lao Qin, as an in-and-out king who came in and out of the circle frequently, was ridiculed by thousands of people when he appeared, and at the same time he was a well-known psychopath in the circle, but he had always been straightforward, and he said what he said. , Ying Fan, who had been besieged to the brink of death, seemed to have caught a life-saving magic weapon, and immediately cheered up, and started to pinch the Journey Army one by one.

"I have seen the thickness of Lao Qin's skin. Every time he shouted to quit the circle, it was like farting! He was just abandoned by Juju in the middle of the night for a few days, and he ran back to the hard Juju platform as if he had nothing to do. I caught two prostitutes The stick and morals have been eaten by dogs, no wonder they cherish each other."

"Old Qin didn't release dramas, and he didn't pick up new ones. It's not enough to tell the truth? The cheap chrysanthemum alliance came out to speak out when it felt dissatisfied? Now everyone is starting to pretend to be dead? Is it because I'm afraid that Lao Qin will let you stick the hammer? 233333."

"If you are bitten by a dog, do you still want to bite it back? I feel dirty with a person like Lao Qin!"

"Yeah, bullying and responding to requests is illiterate. When you write a long story about fighting, you are a stalwart and righteous little angel of justice. When you encounter Lao Qin making a move, you start to pretend to be a white lotus who disdains and tears. Everything is all you scumbags." It's up to you!"

"Is Lao Qin himself very clean? To put it bluntly, isn't he just as scumbag as Hard Juju? The 3P nudes and photos are still hot in the hard drive. Qin fans are so impatient to revisit them?"

"No one denies that Lao Qin is the king of guns, and Ying Juju is a stallion! The problem is that you love me and I am willing to have a gun. Now it is meaningless to force one of them to be a scumbag who plays with feelings and abandons him. .”

"In order to clean up the scumbags of hard fans, they can't wait to push their own master to the throne of the stallion. They are also the only ones in the circle. This worship of dia is hopeless, and everyone probably feels that their own Gathering rays of light and radiating charm are boundless!"

Sexual scandals have always been an eternal hot spot no matter which circle they are in. The fight post, which was originally the absolute protagonist of "Responsiveness to Request", was even more out of rhythm because of Qin Guangling's half-way killing.In the midst of chaos, Lao Qin seemed to have had enough of his addiction. After reaching the top of Weibo, he reappeared on WeChat.

"By the way, I saw someone in the reply saying, Mo Xiaoniao came to trouble you because you have a new love and don't have time to talk to him? Is it true?"

"It's true that I haven't had much time to talk to him recently, but my new love..." Han Ying didn't care about the embarrassment: "Actually, I haven't caught up with him yet."

"Chasing???" Qin Guangling was obviously frightened by this verb, and quickly responded with a triple-click question mark to correct it: "You mean, you haven't got it yet???"

"What are you doing? It's so easy to do!"

"Huh?" Qin Guangling became interested: "How long have you known each other? How do you look? Let me introduce you?"

"Introduce a fart!" Han Ying was fire-proof, anti-theft and anti-lao Qin, hesitating for a long time before reluctantly replying a few words: "...you fucking know me too!"

"I know? Who??"

"...Xi Baichuan."

"Fuck!"

The phone rang instantly, and Han Ying didn't even have time to say hello. There was already a burst of exclamation in the receiver: "Are you serious? Isn't Xi Baichuan the legendary short and fat catcher Gao Xiaosong? Are you out of touch?"

"Listen to their nonsense! You are the only one who is short and tight!"

"Don't talk nonsense, you have a fucking hammer! Just being here is useful!"

Qin Guangling retreated from the circle for several months and missed Rong Chuan's pornographic carnival. He suddenly heard that the truth behind Gao Xiaosong was Wu Yanzu, and his first task was to visit his real face.Fearing that his curiosity would not be satisfied, Han Ying went directly to Weibo to publicly solicit the truth, considered and sent two privately hidden photos over and over again, and then repeatedly warned: "This is my private collection, don't Leave it everywhere... Also, don't play tricks on him!"

After some observation, Qin Guangling slapped his thigh heavily: "Fuck! I've seen this guy before!! He's Xi Baichuan? His voice doesn't sound right!"

Han Ying was also shocked: "How did you meet him?"

"Uh...it was the time I went to Xianxian's house before, he happened to be there, and finally sent me out, and handed me a pack of tissues, and comforted me with kind words..."

Qin Guangling had previously misunderstood that Sangen Xianduan was the perpetrator of the nude photo incident at home, and went to seek revenge and made a fuss, and finally alerted the other party's parents and the police to come forward.Now that I bring up the old things, I still feel a little frustrated, and the gossip in my blood has subsided a lot: "Don't worry, your friend's wife can't be bullied, you really like it, even if it's a fairy, I won't do it. I remember Well... this guy seems to be pretty good looking, but at the time he was Xianxian's friend, and he wasn't in the mood to look carefully, if I knew it was him, I'd help you find out more."

"do not!"

Although he was an old friend with a lot of friendship, Han Ying still knew about Lao Qin's troublesome physique, so he quickly stopped the other party's enthusiasm with his voice.

"Come, come, I'm idle now anyway, come and tell me what's going on between you two?"

Since the truth spreads across all rivers, Lao Qin will definitely not stop there.Back then, when the Golden Generation was the leading role in Catch the Circle, even though Ying Chuan fans were the mainstream, there were several vigorous head-to-head confrontations between Lao Qin and Rong Chuan.Rong Chuan complained about the little expert, although he didn't name names while laughing and cursing, he always turned a corner to set up opponents. After a few rounds of fighting, Qin Guangling became angry from embarrassment, and directly criticized the right horse and went to the fight post Outbursts of swearing, a series of genital curses finally led to Rong Chuan's quiet exit, but the feeling of aggrieved anger was enough for him to pull the word "Xi Baichuan" into a pretense. The blacklist of Ying Chuan's fans often ended up helping punches during the battle of Yingchuan fans.

Han Ying pondered over the matter between himself and Rong Chuan alone for more than a month, and finally welcomed an observer who could confide in his heart. With an eagerness to share, he immediately told stories with screenshots, and tried his best to sell Amway to the other party in every detail.

Qin Guangling received hundreds of WeChat screenshots within 10 minutes, and was a little shocked by the huge amount of information for a while.It took half an hour to complete the reading comprehension, and a black line suddenly appeared on his face: "You have been chatting with people on WeChat for more than a month without doing anything else?"

"That's right! Cultivate the relationship." After distributing the materials, Han Ying immediately forced the other party to do multiple-choice questions: "Tell me, does he mean anything to me?"

"Responsive to requests, I think you're getting better and better. You don't think it's embarrassing to talk to those white lotus whores on your phone every day?"

Facing those winding words, Qin Guangling couldn't help showing his own words to point out the way for his brother: "Who is Xi Baichuan? It's not like you haven't seen the skill of speaking before. This kind of thing is going around like a fart. Use! Do you know why my chords didn’t work out? Later, when I thought about it carefully, it was actually because Lao Tzu retired from the circle before and didn’t get caught in the middle, and I spent less time with him, and I didn’t say what I should say clearly. His adulterer can take advantage of it. As the saying goes, you are in love with each other, and you have nothing to do. You can follow him wherever he is now. If you have a chance, you can have a sex. Fuck it until he feels good. There are so many left! If you really can't fight, you can learn from me, let go if you have to let go, and don't bother."

This reassurance, both for himself and for others, is rare and well-founded in the history of Qin Guangling's dialogues.Although Han Ying expresses admiration for Lao Qin's attributing the reason why he and San Geng got together in the end to "short time together", he can't help but be moved by the saying "three-point love when meeting".

After more than a month of separation, the frequency of him masturbating to Rong Chuan's photos has only increased. Every time he wakes up from Chunmeng, he misses each other's smiles and smiles stored in his memory even more.At this moment, I hung up the phone, and immediately opened Ctrip to check the flight to Xi'an, thinking about finding a suitable excuse to persuade the other party to take an in-depth tour of Xi'an during the night chat.