[Ji Hanzhu] short story colleagues

Usually, he also messes with websites like Qidian Longkong S1 that feature no girlfriends, so he has a strong ability to accept strange things.And usually after the strange things pass, there will be cheating plots and the like, you know...

Therefore, relying on the unique optimism of human beings, he didn't particularly collapse.Then the creature before him smiled unmoved.

"I am the judge of the underworld. In your words, I am a seducer."

"...so... am I going to die?"

The judge explained seriously: "No, no, I just accidentally lost my pen when I wanted to collect the latest stamps of 711."

But he looked at the judge's pen in his hand, and suddenly frowned.

"It smells like humans..."

"……so?"

"Why don't I just give it to you, I'll ask Hades for a new one." The judge said and gave him the pen, and he was about to disappear slowly.

"Hey wait! What's the use of this thing?!"

"What is written with it will become the fate of mankind." The judge disappeared into the air. "It's okay, if you really don't want it, just call me on it, and I will solve it."

……

What kind of setting is this!

Chen Shou realizes that he has the biggest gold finger in the world, which seems to be much more powerful than supernatural powers or superstar Lao Tzu...

But to change the fate of mankind... how to do it?

It suddenly occurred to him that he should experiment cautiously first.

If he has read the xx notes, he will probably find that the experiment is the beginning of digging a hole for himself.However, people all have the instinct to die. At this time, the spiritual need to die overwhelms everything.

He looked at his bookcase and pulled out a notebook at random.

He looked at it but was taken aback.

This is a set of boring doodles in high school.At that time, classmate Chen was obsessed with the fictional history of xdot.com and couldn’t extricate himself, and then he developed a hobby of making settings, and finally made up the war history of the three countries for more than 100 years, all of which were his blood. Curious thinking.Then he suddenly realized that the editing settings were too high and he completely forgot to include the main character in it. In the end, he described a historian with the same name as himself who recorded this period of history after the country was reunified...

Yes, you know what settings I'm talking about.

Student Chen Shou likes his set up very much, but no one cares about him.There are many such settings on the Internet, which is not surprising at all.He was admitted to the history department because of his fascination with the setting, but these things were always ignored.

He pondered for a while, and thought he had come up with a solution that would not affect anyone and could be tested.

He found a bottle of old ink, took out the pen the judge gave him, and wrote on the back of the book: Later, this setting spawned countless online novels, TV series and video games.

...It's really the author's delusion.

He waited 10 minutes after writing, and nothing happened.

So he casually searched the Internet, and it exploded.

No! ! ! !It seems completely wrong! ! ! ! ! ! !

He was stunned, and his first reaction was to rush to the bookcase where he kept his textbooks, and took out the outermost book.

"Marxist Dialectical Materialism"

……

……

...It kind of feels like returning to reality.

Chen Shou suffered from insomnia for most of the night and went to class the next day.

The professor came to the stage. The professor is an authoritative person, and he never rolls his name in class.

He said: Today we will talk about the history of the Three Kingdoms.

……

The professor said that the Three Kingdoms is a period of history between the Han Dynasty and the Wei and Jin Dynasties. Great changes have taken place in social thought and structure. The inheritance of the Han Dynasty has a great influence on later generations, blabla

Chen Shou is still thinking about the Marxist dialectical materialist view of history. He thinks this is so fucking unreasonable. Why did I change the history of our country with a random setting, but there are still a bunch of people telling me that history is materialistic! ! !

Also, what happened to Chen Shou of the Jin Dynasty, the author of Chronicles of the Three Kingdoms!Is that person me?Is it really my YY self?That dead house who is obsessed with Qidian's web articles!

This unscientific!

He felt like he was going crazy.A buddy of his came over during lunch, and asked him what was wrong seeing his distraught look.

Chen Shou said that we should eat first and then go to the bookstore.

The buddy was shocked: "You actually have a day when you are diligent and studious and go to the bookstore! I misread you!"

During the meal, classmate Chen told the story.

"...Your brain hole is getting bigger and bigger, I will fuck you, if you do this, you will be able to serialize at the starting point soon."

Chen Shou: "...Brother, haven't you ever wondered why you are called Cao Cao?"

"Oh, this one, my grandfather would like to watch Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Don't you think you made it up after you met me?"

Chen Shouyu educated him earnestly: "That's it. Look, we are such good brothers."

Cao Cao disliked him very much, and after a round of contempt, he asked him to go to the bookstore by himself.

Chen Shou felt that he should probably contact Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Sun Ce and others to explain this problem. However, after thinking about it for a long time, he felt that things would probably be the same as before, and if his history-making was exposed... what would happen? Woolen cloth……

No or do not continue to do it.

(By the way, Zhuge Liang is his original character ←_←)

Chen Shou found a bookcase full of History of the Three Kingdoms in the bookstore, and brought a CD-ROM of lectures by a famous professor.There are even books of my own mentor in it... Just pick a few and read them, they are all the same.He saw all kinds of debates about his setting on the Internet... Chen Shou's expression was a little uncomfortable.

Ah... I'm really sorry that there are so many bugs in this setting... It's hard for you to think of various explanations on the Internet...

Why is there such a conspiracy theory in this place! ! !As a writer, I didn't even guess it! ! !You have great brains! ! !

and so on...

But he also read some popular science.With such a big impact on the world, according to the butterfly effect and the like, he should have ceased to exist by this time, right?Why is real life not affected much except for this?

He pondered for a long time.Views on history, each historian has a different opinion.But if the past can be changed and the reality can be distorted at will, then what is the point of exploring the real history?Or he can forget about this problem and use that pen to create a more perfect life for himself, but is he sure that everything will develop as he wants?

Or maybe it's all just reality.He needs an answer.

That night, he sent thoughts to the pen, and as expected, after a while, the judge appeared in front of him.

"what happened?"

Chen Shou said that I accidentally changed the whole history...what should I do?

The judge was rather confused: "What should I do?"

Chen Shou was very shocked: "Shouldn't I pay a price and be punished! It's said in novels!"

"Ah, if you are worried about this, don't use it in the first place." The judge said. "But it doesn't matter. I won't cheat you. There is no condition to use this pen. You can use it however you want."

...well, all right.So is there a way for me to return reality to its original form? "

"What is it like?"

Chen Shou was startled.Then he tries to recall the history before being distorted.But... I can't remember anything.What happened in the 100 years between the Han and Jin Dynasties?So who are there?He couldn't remember anything.He even had a sense of doubt in his heart, that is, did that old history really exist?What evidence did he use to be sure that something else really happened there?

"You get it? Once you use that pen to change reality, it's fixed, and you don't have to do anything to go back to the way it was. Because the way it was itself doesn't exist."

"However, some evidence remains. Some coincidences..."

"For example, you happen to know people named Cao Cao, Liu Bei, and Sun Ce..."

Chen Shou nodded.

The judge said: "Pay attention to your side, there are such evidences everywhere."

Chen Shou was horrified. He felt that this sentence probably meant that history had been changed more than once.Maybe every time, there will be such a coincidence that people will not care about it, and it will only be a fun talk...

He asked: "But I made such a big change to the past, didn't it cause any butterfly effect?"

"The law of causality is not as you imagined. Matter and space-time are doomed from the very beginning, and you change the past only to change the state of the past. Besides, your butterfly effect is not what you want everyone to write this setting ?"

"...No, my initial thought was that everyone admired me who came up with this setting, and paid me a good copyright fee. It's not that I don't know anything, but let messy research results fly all over the sky."

"...What a pity, then you should have written that thought down then."

However, Chen Shou shook his head. He felt that it would be meaningless to write more, and it might cause a huge change to the world.To be honest, the matter of the Three Kingdoms alone is enough.

So he told the judge what he thought, saying that I was afraid that I would die again, so you should take this back.

The judge agreed.

As he was about to disappear, he said, "You really don't have any other wishes...?"

Chen Shou remembered the question he was thinking when he picked up the pen.He said: "I am