[Ji Hanzhu] short story colleagues

Come, this man..."

Liu Qi said, but looked at Zhuge Liang's face, there seemed to be a teasing smile, so he also smiled and changed the subject.

Liu Xuande is really a good person, and more importantly, as a friend, he shared some kind of secret pleasure with Zhuge Liang.

Zhuge Liang was a bit more cautious.Liu Bei is also a celebrity, and he has long known that such a person exists.But judging from his childhood experience, Zhuge Liang didn't have a good impression of those warlords in the north, let alone those who lost their territory and came to Jingzhou.Therefore, in these years, he never bothered to inquire about Liu Bei's affairs.

However, Liu Xuande's complaints made him a little interested.

With Zhuge Liang's temper, the species he classifies as "not interested" is so colorful.

Basically, it was a level that could make Xu Shu shake his head and sigh.

"When do you plan to come out of the mountains? Don't keep planting your broken land at home."

"My farming is in line with the sage's education. What is the kind of person who shakes his lips in front of various lords?" Zhuge Liang looked indifferent.

"That's why you need to correct them." Xu Shu's face was full of enthusiasm.

"Why should I go to such trouble?"

……

For a person like Zhuge Liang, citing classics is meaningless, because he will find ten other fallacies to refute and leave you speechless.If you don't want to do it, you just don't want to do it, and no one can force him.

And from time to time he would be mean, like "You can all be sheriffs, it's pretty good" (roughly equivalent to "Anyway, those sheriffs are at your level in my opinion.") Then he smiled at his own question. If you don't answer, it's very annoying to watch, so those who can make friends with him are not ordinary people.

And the person he can recognize as the protagonist... probably hasn't been born yet... Xu Shu thought sadly.

And that day, Liu Bei actually stroked Lu's horse's head with a sad face, and spoke to it very kindly from the bottom of his heart.

"Why am I going to this kind of meeting? xxxxx is so mad at me. I wouldn't be so polite if it wasn't for the prince's face. Why don't these people xxxxx xxxxx" (blocking some Han dynasty swear words... )

Seen from a distance, he is having a very intimate emotional exchange with his horse... Everyone knows that Liu Xuande loves his horse very much.

Anyway, Liu Bei finally looked into Lu's eyes and said:

Let's make a deal, shall we?

Go to this kind of party next time.

I used the excuse to go to the bathroom.

Run away...

...you have to run faster.

... Later this story was adapted into the legend of Ma Yuetanxi. (fog)

He can only speak human words to animals occasionally.In Jingzhou, you can only nod, smile, be kind to everyone, and be the kind of person Liu Jingsheng likes.

Because Liu Biao is a traditional celebrity, people like him, regard many formal things as bigger than the sky.But in Liu Bei's view, this way of living is simply incredible.When he was young, he went to the battlefield and crawled out of the pile of corpses covered in blood.He once led a group of brothers to escort businessmen, and he was precarious in a world full of robbers.He used to think that he could live like this until Xuzhou, but before he knew it, he had changed a lot.During the time when Yuanlong was still there, he changed the most.

When he came to Jingzhou, he realized in surprise, what kind of life do you live here?Liu Bei is a person who can adapt to dangerous environments, but in this peaceful time, he can't sit still and doubts himself every day.The days of insomnia are more than before. From time to time, I dream that I am on the battlefield, sharp arrows fly by, and the shouts are deafening. Every day I just feel lucky that I am alive.

That's a real blessing.

It was so real that sometimes he went out to watch the people who worked hard, and he would ask himself over and over again: Am I really for them, or is it just because I can't leave the war?

The people spread word of mouth, thanking Liu Bei for always coming to care about them.Only Liu Bei knew it wasn't.

He knew that only by being around these people could he think about certain issues.

Instead of suppressing anger over and over again.

"That Liu Bei is just buying the hearts of those villains, what's the use? They can't give money and people like the aristocratic family..."

"Indeed. If he really has any ambitions, he should make friends with the Cai family and the Kuai family." Zhuge Liang waved his hoe absently, looking like an ordinary farmer.

"Then what do you think he is now...? Is there an ulterior motive? Or?"

"He is..." Zhuge Liang thought for a long time. "It's interesting."

Xu Shu: "..."

It is beyond words.If Liu Bei is the one to be favored, maybe he should be virtuous, talented, have the strategy of domination... or something... Even Liu Bei himself certainly doesn't want to hear the evaluation of "interesting".

Xu Shu thought for a while and decided to boldly seek proof, that is, to use the method of proof by contradiction—although he didn't know there was such a saying, but when you don't understand something, you just need to ask its opposite.

"So what is a boring person?"

"Liu Jingsheng." Zhuge Liang said decisively.

...Understood why you have not been an official.

And compared to praising Liu Xuande, isn't it better to criticize Liu Jingsheng (Xu Shu admitted that he is not a good bird): "So where is the lack of interest?"

Zhuge Liang put down his hoe, looked into the distance with an old look, and said in a breathless voice: "Being... under him... as an official...you will...until... die of old age... don't... know... What are you... doing..."

After Xu Shu laughed wildly for a while, he asked again: "Then do you think Liu Xuande is fine?"

"I don't know...but...you can go to him and try?"

"..."

It didn't take long for Xu Shu to change from "I was tricked" to "Oh Kong Ming, this is really the best of all your crazy ideas".And joined the ranks of persuading Zhuge Liang to go out of the mountain to become Liu Bei's subordinates.

"No! I won't do it!" Zhuge Liang was very angry.

"Why! This is what you persuaded me at the beginning!"

"But it's fine if you don't go, why should I go?"

Xu Shu couldn't figure it out.Why do you think this person is like this?At the beginning, I was so interested in Liu Xuande, but now I am getting awkward here... To be honest, if it weren't for his unprecedented care, Xu Shu himself would not be interested and become Liu Bei's subordinate.

"So what's wrong with you going to see him?"

"That would make me look stupid..."

... just for this reason? ! ? !

"Well, General, this man is a great talent, you still have to meet him in person."

Xu Shu is talking nonsense with his eyes open and not drafting.In fact, Zhuge Liang is smart because he is smart, but there are so many smart people in this world, why is he special?Xu Shu understood that Zhuge Liang did have something special, but I'm afraid that special thing is just annoying.

Therefore, he just wanted to cheat his brother purely and vulgarly. This is what a real good friend should do.

Sure enough, Liu Bei became interested: "Oh? Is it true? Then let me go and meet you?"

"OK……"

Liu Bei got on his horse and took his men and went, but he was unlucky and didn't see him.

That day Zhuge Liang heard the news before Liu Bei came, so he hid far away.Xu Shu originally lamented that he was lucky, but Liu Bei was even more enthusiastic.

"Your friend has a lot of face. If you don't see him once, you can see him a few more times, so he has to go out of the mountain."

Yes yes yes, you also use this trick to sell straw sandals, right...

Xu Shu felt that the matter was too serious, and said cautiously: "Do you think... that person... is worth it?"

After all, you don't know him at all, okay?

Liu Bei said, "It doesn't matter, I have nothing to lose anyway..."

As he spoke, he patted Xu Shu on the shoulder with his usual friendly smile.

"Yuanzhi, I believe you will not let me down."

The pressure is inexplicably great...

The third time he visited Zhuge Liang's thatched cottage, he was waiting there.

Can't wait... After all, everyone will feel sorry for it.

The moment Liu Bei walked in, Zhuge Liang felt that he had been tricked by Xu Shu.

Liu Bei brushed off the fallen leaves from his shoulders casually, and sat down in the seat he had set up.The other attendants also stood in the room.

"You all go out, let me talk to Mr. alone."

Zhuge Liang warmed a glass of wine and handed it to him.

"The last few times happened to be due to some reasons, so I was not at home."

Liu Bei glanced at him and shook his head: "I also know the reason why you don't want to see me. After all, I'm under the fence now, and I'm short of major generals. It's impossible for a few people to look up to me."

"No, that's not the case." Zhuge Liang was silent for a while, then said. "You're different from a lot of people."

"What's the difference?"

"Hearing others talk about you is like seeing you. I have never felt this way about others."

Reality, just like in front of your eyes, is exactly the same as imagined.But in the end, Zhuge Liang didn't have much experience, so he didn't know if it was trust or what.

Liu Bei laughed, feeling somewhat relieved.What exactly was eliminated?He couldn't speak clearly either.

"But... what if I can't meet your expectations?" Zhuge Liang asked again.

"Then I will probably..." Liu Bei smiled gently. "It's not ordinary anger."

...Xu Yuanzhi, what did you recruit me for...Zhuge Liang just felt that he was cheated in an unusual way...If it is not good, in front of him is a soldier who has really killed people on the battlefield. The level of running is incomparable...

He pondered for a while, and finally said: "Do you want to take over the world?"

……

talked all day,