drunk snow

The red sun is falling in the west, and the dusk is heavy.The breeze slowly blows the fluff on his body, and the twilight in front of him is between blurred and sober.

It is lying in the room enjoying the leisure after a meal, its round and furry body looks like a ball of white cotton from a distance, with two rubies inlaid on it.

──It is only a collection of thousands of pets, rabbit.

This god-judging man is suave and handsome, with a wide range of interests and hobbies. He drinks tea, wine, and pipes. He loves calligraphy, painting, and flowers. He loves the swords and swords under his command even more. A pet that is regarded as a treasure.

That's right, that's it, Bouncing Zaemon!

Zaemon is a military title. The god judge hopes that in this sword Honmaru, even a rabbit should have a high-spirited military look, and it is good at jumping, so it is named.

The lord's name-making technique is really bad, but he racked his brains to come up with this name. As long as it is bestowed by the lord, even if it is not satisfactory, it will accept it gratefully, so don't laugh.

The group of swords and swords often said that the protagonist is dressed in white and the neon clothes are flying. It seems real and illusion, but he is not a person in the world, and he is like a fairy.

It's very proud.It thought that since its master was a banished fairy, it was probably a fairy rabbit, but it didn't make medicine.

Speaking of swords, Zaemon thinks it is necessary to elaborate on this part a little bit.

It is the old man who runs rampant in Honmaru. He is both human and wise. He is good at coaxing the hearts of those who judge God with his cute and cute appearance.

As that piece of heart, most of the swords can't help being in awe of it, even the five little white tigers have to retreat ten steps away when they see it.It is cunning, soft on the outside and strong on the inside, and it will bite with its mouth if it doesn't like it, but no one dares to touch a rabbit fur under the eyes of the lord.

As Qingguang California often said: Damn, this rabbit is so arrogant!

As discussed above, a rabbit is bigger than a sword and bigger than a pipe.Generally speaking, Daojian has a sense of dignity and inferiority towards it, so it usually treats these concubines with the compassion of the main palace. In any case, to be favored is to be willful.

However, some swords just make it feel annoying.For example, the Kiyomitsu mentioned just now, the valet of the God Judge, likes to circle around the lord, which coincides with Zaemon's behavior, and makes his mouth itch when he sees it, which is not good at all!

In addition, Qingguang also thought the rabbit was an eyesore, and often confronted it tit for tat, so it had a good reason to gnaw people.

He also said that Tsurumaru Kuninaga was an unspeakable weirdness. It felt that he was perverted in his bones, and he always wanted to explore the darkness deep in the heart of the lord. Peel the skin and soak in salt water to eat.

Fortunately, the judge did not follow his wishes.Since then, the first thing it did when it met Tsurumaru was to bite.

Not to mention Migure Setami, he himself is synonymous with suspiciousness, exuding an aura of shame all over his body.

Look, just to name three examples.

Still, there are a few people it looks pleasing to the eye.Let’s talk about the big Kurigaro, who doesn’t talk much but is careful, and often sneaks snacks for it. He was also the one who carried it home when we first met. His dark complexion just set off its whiteness, which is very good.

There is also Taro Tachi, although Zaemon is a little afraid of his tall figure, but when he stands in the courtyard in a daze, it is a good shelter, and it often hides in the shade to rest and take a comfortable nap.

Oh...apparently it's useful to anyone who's pleasing to its eye.

By the way, Taro nicknamed it Bungta, which sounds stupid and he doesn't like it.

In summary, as a happy rabbit, it should be satisfied.

However, it still has a lot of complaints about one thing--

Bouncing around, Zaemon opened his mouth and yawned.The cool breeze in the evening slowly made its eyelids begin to become heavy, and its vision was hazy.

It pulled its body, leaned its chin to the ground, and fell asleep in a blink of an eye.

When Zaemon opened his eyes again, the morning sun had already lifted the curtain.

It was surprised that it had slept for such a long time, and it probably didn't wake it up even when the God-inquisitor entered the room and went to bed and got up.

It was refreshing and bright in the morning. It squinted its eyes and stretched its waist, planning to get up and go to the cafeteria, but found that its body seemed a little out of control.It subconsciously looked at its own hand, as usual, with slender fingers and slender arms, perfect... wait, no.

Zaemon scrambled and crawled in the room, almost overturning the low table of the inquisitor. It rummaged in the cabinet—ordinarily, it shouldn't be able to rummage in the cabinet.It finds the bronze mirror usually used by the god judge and shines on itself.

The body that should have been covered with snow-white fur is now extremely smooth, with distinct limbs, just like a human being.

human body.It, or he, stared carefully at the outline of the face in the bronze mirror, and shook its head.

Then he uttered a startling wail with his vocal chords that was different from the wail of a rabbit.

Human face!There must be something wrong!

The bronze mirror was thrown to the ground, Zaemon rushed out of the door, his body lost the protection of the rabbit fur, and even the breeze made him feel biting.

After only a few steps, his arch-rival Qing Guang walked towards him, and he reflexively wanted to gnaw on someone.

"Ah! Why is there a strange man running naked in Honmaru!"

Immediately afterwards, Qing Guang ran away with a pale face, probably going to the cafeteria to gather everyone to arrest the exhibitionist.

Afterwards, he, who was not yet familiar with the human body, was caught just like that.

"Master, I am a rabbit, and I am Hopping Zaemon."

After being brought before the lord, he started with these unbelievable words.

The judge's smile was calm, obviously thinking he was joking.

"Master, I am really Bouncing Zaemon. Look at my white hair and red eyes, please believe me."

The judge's smile remained calm.

"Master, I know that when you smoked secretly in the room the day before yesterday, you accidentally dropped the pipe on the tatami and burned a hole. Now the hole is covered with a cushion, and it is in the corner about five centimeters away from the closet."

The judge's smile began to become less calm.

In the end, the lord decided decisively that he was Zaemon, and asked Touken to borrow a piece of clothing for him to wear, and the matter was settled.

Zaemon was wearing the white kimono that Tsurumaru lent him, and felt very awkward.One reason is that he has not yet gotten used to the human body, and the second reason is that he is afraid that if he wears perverted clothes, he will also become perverted.Of course, this is groundless worry.

Seeing him transformed into a human being and being able to converse fluently, the examiner felt novelty, and pulled him to discuss how the rabbit demon became an adult.

The lord was in high spirits, and the vermilion eyes seemed to be twinkling.Zaemon was fascinated, and unconsciously stretched out his hand to touch the face with his fingertips, the lord looked at him and smiled, his eyes were curved like a fox, but clear and pure like a white rabbit.

He tried to learn to smile, but instead he seemed to be winking.

"By the way, are you happy being a rabbit? Compared to being a human."

"Uh. I think it's pretty good."

Facing this sudden question, he froze for a while before answering slowly.

It's actually really good.Unlike the past, the mother took their brothers and sisters, as hunting rabbits for the nobles, lived under the threat of bows and arrows and hounds, and was finally cooked and eaten.

He has impeccable food, a gentle master, a large courtyard where he can walk freely, and servants with swords and swords to poop and urinate for him. For a rabbit, this can be said to be a very high-level life.

"Are you satisfied with everything I gave you?"

The judge raised his eyebrows lightly, and the raised eyebrows were as smooth as willows, as if extending infinitely into the misty distance.

Suddenly blurred vision and dizziness.

Like bubbles in water, the boundary line is ethereal in front of the eyes, and the voice is soaked in water.

He suddenly remembered something that he had been brooding over.

Zaemon has always looked down on those swords who are like concubines. He is proud, beautiful, and the only one who is superior to me, but he has a fatal weakness.

With the same heart of admiration for his master, the ghost of the sword can put it into action, but he can't, because he is a rabbit!

In the past, he watched them fall in love with the judge, so he could only grit his teeth secretly.

No matter how hard this hateful body tried, it could only get a light kiss, the warmth of her arms, and the gentle words of love.

Then?Hugs, kisses, and even more than that, was out of his turn.

Satisfied, he was satisfied everywhere, but he blamed himself for being a rabbit.

"Master, does your heart belong to me too?"

"Probably so, I think."

This time the interrogator showed a hesitant expression, but it lasted only for a few seconds.

"Even if I'm not your sword?"

"You're my bunny. You all love me with equal love, so I give it back... oh, unless you don't love me."

"I love you!"

"Ok, I know."

His smile is so calm and captivating.Just like fingertips stroking the strings, the sound of the piano is crisp and clang, and the sound of water droplets falling, circulates in the air endlessly, flowing out of elegance, and then disappears in a calm and breezy manner.

"...Also, what does the master think about swords? Your love...what kind of love is it?"

Because the room with only two people fell silent, he quickly brought up the topic again.

This question has puzzled him for a long time. As mentioned above, he has always watched the interaction between the God Judge and Daojian. Anyone with a discerning eye can see that Daojian has an indescribable affection for the lord. passion.

But what did the judge himself think?He is always so indifferent, like a wisp of smoke, which will drift away in the palm of his hand at any time.

When his lips overlap with softness, when he is hugged in his arms, when his fingertips are printed on his skin...

"I don't understand either. Such complicated feelings cannot be easily expressed."

He let go of his fingers on his lap.

"But my love is never fake. I have the affection for the daggers, the promise of giving my heart, and the fierce love."

The appraiser's index finger flicked along his lips, and a smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.

"I really love everyone and try to divide my heart so that everyone gets the same size."

"Maybe you won't believe this absurdity, but it feels like you are different personalities living in the same body, like a mother who loves all her children, no matter who they are, they are sweet and lovely."

"As long as I stand in front of me, my heart belongs to that person at this moment. Otherwise, how to share the intricate relationship?"

His voice revealed a little melancholy, fluttering like a tulle.

"But you always know what's in your heart and come and go freely, as if you never cared about their greed for you."

"......that is because......"

The examiner hesitated to speak, but suddenly a faint blush appeared on his face.

The bright red that seemed to be ashamed stimulated his eyes.

This stimulation made him suddenly think again, what is the reason why he turned into a human?

Experience a different life?Or has he actually become a rabbit fairy?

...Probably for a wish.

His wish is to do something that rabbits can't do.In the past, he could only stand helplessly while others moved his hands and feet in front of him, and he wished to grow a human body and wanted to do it once.

This must be God's mercy.

That being the case, the thing that the rabbit body can never do is──

Disassemble and eat the god judges!

"Ahem. Master, I am right in front of your eyes, so do you love me?"

"Ah, of course. I promised, love and heart."

"Since I am indistinguishable from the sword, can I love you too?"

"Pain, love?"

The judge suddenly stared, and straightened his back.

Regarding this matter, his range of defense only includes men of appropriate age, children and rabbits will make him feel awkward, and he can't accept it!

But Zaemon can't control that much, he is now an upright human being.

Fortunately, this human body seems to have maintained the original swiftness and explosive power of a rabbit. In a blink of an eye, he knocked down the god-inspector who was about to escape, fully showing the wildness of wild animals, although it is the wildness of a little white rabbit.

The protagonist was obviously flustered and sweating, struggling on the tatami mat, trying to show weakness and beg for mercy.

"I beg you not, one is enough for You-kun! Saemon..."

During the time when the god-judgment was infested by the inner demons, he had seen enough of that helpless expression. He understood that the god-judgment was actually extremely fragile inside. Under the hard shell, there was a soft and fluffy white cotton .

So he also knows how to make the lord give up his arms and surrender!

He started harassing in spite of protests, kissing the fair neck, doing everything to make himself look like a beggar.

The protagonist is soft-hearted, and after a while he will turn into a puddle of water and be manipulated by others. Of course, this is because he loves them.

Moreover, the most important thing is that although the judge looks like he is playing hard to get, he is actually just a serious master who doesn't know how to deal with this matter at all. Such explicit physical teasing can make him blush in just a few moments .

Zaemon kept biting his neck, using the tips of his teeth to pinch flower-like marks on the skin, and then licked the bite marks with nostalgia.

He is a rabbit, and he always bites when he is in heat. This is his nature and cannot be violated.

While thinking about it like an excuse, he bit harder.

The disordered breath tickled the senses, melting into the skin like hot candle oil, and the blow brought with it flames, a large sea of ​​flames began to spread in the chest cavity irremediably, flooding.

It was bone-burning and heart-burning, but the judge didn't resist or pander to it, just like that, panting lightly.

Just like the scenery that passed through Zaemon's eyes in the past, he was always at the mercy of others, whether it was a hug or a kiss, he accepted it all, and then left a smile and fled away.

It seems that all comers are welcome, but he is not slutty.

The love of the god judge is just like himself, broad and profound, love is quiet, but firm and persistent.Just like a father who loves his children sincerely, not talking about good or bad but sincere or not—how you love me, I will repay you.

Because of love, there is no hesitation, whether the obsession of the soul or the longing of the body, if it makes them happy, he is willing to give everything, just to smile for Bojun, and then, the swords also go through fire and water to win his smile .

This is their way of loving, stupid, blind, but sincere.

Who in the world can decide which way can really constitute a love?I don't know the origin of the love, but the love is deep.In any case, between the frown and the brow is filled with the fruit of deep love after all.

Since there is no solution, why not let it go with the wind?Life is short, just being happy is enough!

Even though he's just a rabbit.Transforming into an adult is probably also to taste the sweet fruit of joy and happiness.

Otherwise, why would he let go of a good rabbit and let himself suffer from the entanglement of human stupid thoughts?

He has already communicated with his master.To bear the three thousand threads of trouble, just to touch the lord with skin, leaving an unforgettable ink mark like pollution in the memory.Don't ask the reason, just seek a trace of happiness, wish fulfillment.

Again, he is a rabbit. He used to reproduce for survival, but now for happiness. This has become his nature and cannot be violated!

"Master..."

He called out softly, like a plea.

The judge had already been coaxed into softening his heart, and returned a smile.

A little bit of confusion just fell into his eyes, making the sound of stones falling into the water, spreading like ripples.

Zaemon only heard that something seemed to be broken next to his ear, and the next second, he leaned over and bit the corner of the judge's mouth.

Suddenly, he woke up with a start.

Then I found that the gift from heaven just now was all an illusion.

He was still a rabbit, crouching in the room of the judge, his fluff dancing slowly under the cool wind.

It has only been a few hours since I closed my eyes, and the night has just fallen, and the bright light of the silver moon has just begun to reveal.

The vegetable leaves that I swallowed not long ago still remain in my stomach, and my body has not yet become stiff from sleeping for a long time.

He has never turned into a human being, never turned upside down with the protagonist, he is still "it", this is the truth.

Damn enough!

When it still refused to believe that the reality was so cruel, Qingguang accompanied the inquisitor after bathing back to the door of the room, saying good night.

The familiar bluegrass smell diffuses into the room with the heat of the water.

Zaemon stood up as usual, and rushed forward to bite Kiyomitsu hard, just to vent his anger.

But Qing Guang grabbed the interrogator who was about to enter the room suddenly, and kissed his lips with his head.

Just lightly attached to the head, long and lingering.

"This is a goodnight kiss, hey. Then my lord, I wish you a good night's sleep."

After the kiss, he walked briskly back to the next room with a smile on his face.And the lord still smiled lightly.

The room returned to silence, the inquisitor closed the paper door and lay down on the made bed. After a long time, he raised his head and smiled at Zaemon.

"Hey, Zaemon, Kiyomitsu is cute, right?"

Bouncing Zaemon stamped his feet vigorously, expressing his anger.

But it suddenly discovered that the smile seemed no longer so indifferent.

Previously, the calm smile hung on his face like a mask, covering up the thoughts in his heart, but now in the room of one person and one rabbit, he smiled unabashedly.

It's a little soft and shy, like a child getting candy and can't help but look happy.

It was only then that he realized that the inquisitors were as immobile as a mountain, and those who fled at the slightest hint of water.

...It's all just because it's too boring.

The author has something to say:

That's right, the protagonist is a rabbit. (various emphasis)

I want to try to look at the sword and the lord from the perspective of Bunta, and I think this is probably the only way to get the lord's inner thoughts wwwww

This time I finally have meat, although the number of words is only [-].

Please remember to go to the butcher shop to get your meat, if it tastes bad, don’t hit me _(:3」∠)_

By the way, why is the whole meat sold for the first time by Bengtailai?I chose Rabbit purely because I couldn't think of anyone to look for first. (beaten by a sword)

Off-topic, I heard that the live fencing sword has released a faceless judge, I pray with all my strength to be a good one, I don't want loli ah ah _(:3」∠)_