drunk snow

Smiling Qingjiang wanted to stress that he did not stand here voluntarily.

Seeing Boss Wanwu talking endlessly in front of him, he was puzzled.In fact, his friendship with the boss of Wanwu is not good, and he is not a stranger, because he occasionally pesters the judge to bring him to Wanwu for shopping.

But now, this middle-aged man who is over forty years old and has not married a wife actually drags him into the store warehouse as if he has been friends with him for many years.

"Look at this, new arrival, guaranteed value for money!"

He kept bringing things out to sell.Even though the product is wrapped in cloth, it can be seen from its shape that it is some kind of product that is not suitable for children.

These strange things with suspicious uses forced Qing Jiang to force himself to divert his attention.

He thought hard, and finally found a reasonable explanation: that is, the boss confused him with another family, Qingjiang.

Smiling Qingjiang all look the same, he doesn't blame the boss.

But what exactly did Qing Jiang from another family buy in Wanwu!

"Boss, uh, I don't need these things."

"Why? Did you quarrel with your lord? It doesn't matter, lovers always quarrel at the end of the bed."

No, he thought he wouldn't need these things even if he didn't quarrel.

At this time, the service bell rang outside, and the boss of Wanwu pushed all the products into his hands and went out to greet the guests.

He was still worrying about how to escape from the house, but the boss quickly entered the warehouse with another person behind him.

"Yo, it's Qingjiang."

Tsurumaru Kuninaga of their house stood at the door and raised his hand cheerfully to him.Qing Jiang was so frightened that he spilled the whole pile of things on the table.

"Yo what! Why are you here?"

"This is Tsurumaru Kuninaga from the beauty's house, he's a regular customer."

The tone of the boss's blind date introduction made him shudder.It turns out that Tsurumaru had secretly communicated with the boss of Wanwu about the song, and he really deserves to be the most perverted in Honmaru.He was amazed, when will the boss find out that he is also Qing Jiang from the family of a beauty examiner.

"The regular customer means..."

he asked in a low voice.However, no one paid any attention to his question. The two people in front of them paid the money and delivered the goods, and Tsurumaru got an item wrapped in a small flannel box.In Qingjiang's eyes, this scene looks like an illegal black market transaction.

When the two finally walked out of Wanwu together, he grabbed Tsurumaru and asked.

"Do you often go shopping behind Wanwu?"

"Yeah. Didn't you just say that? I'm a regular customer."

"What did you buy it for?"

"I didn't do anything, I just thought it was fun, purely for collection."

"Don't you... want to use it on the lord?"

Hearing that, Tsurumaru suddenly grinned at him.

"That's right, that's fine."

Qing Jiang was so frightened by his smile that his back went numb.Thinking that the lord might not be able to protect himself wisely because of his crow's mouth, he immediately had a sense of responsibility to make Tsurumaru change his mind, or a sense of guilt.

But Tsurumaru's reaction was faster than him, he put his arm around Qing Jiang's shoulder, showing an indescribable smile.

"I said, do you want to try? Come with me."

Regardless of what to try, he was surprised that Tsurumaru was interested in him, logically speaking the two of them would not get together, this time was purely accidental.However, he actually asked him if he wanted an alliance.

Qingjiang often said that Honmaru is serious and indifferent people, even if they are provoked, they will not be moved, so he especially likes to tease those children.Now he feels like being molested.

"Hey, do you want me to dye your color?"

He felt that he could not easily admit defeat, so he said jokingly.

"What an astonishing answer. Of course I meant to try it on my lord. You should be very interested, right?"

Tsurumaru's smile deepened.Only then did he realize that Tsurumaru's indescribable smile was very similar to his abducted child laughing with a yellow accent.

Qing Jiang fell into deep thought.

It would make him feel bad that the lord was attacked by Tsurumaru because of him.But when the lord was attacked by the two of them, it was different.Although they were all attacks, but the latter, he also got a share, which is what is called profitable.

"If I asked you to think about how cute the lord's crying face is, would you still think about it for so long?"

"But in terms of results, the smile is the best, right?"

"Isn't it better to smile happily after crying?"

It makes sense, being able to see smiling faces and crying faces at the same time is simply killing two birds with one stone.In this way, you can get closer to the master.

Even though the reason seemed strange, it didn't matter, he just needed an excuse to do bad things.

Qingjiang seemed to be enlightened, and he gave Tsurumaru a look of approval.

"By the way, can you show me what you bought just now?"

"That can't be done. Come on, let's give the lord a big surprise."

Tsurumaru hid the box even better, and refused to even show Qing Jiang the outer box.Qingjiang felt that he was mysterious, and there must be some rare treasure inside, so he wanted to see it even more, but Tsurumaru was in a hurry to drag him back to Honmaru, leaving him no room to talk.

Qing Jiang is better at playing tricks and is used to doing things in a gentle way, but Tsurumaru is an actionist. They have just formed an alliance for a few minutes, and they are eager to implement the plan that has just taken shape.

They have already arrived outside the room of the god judge, and Qing Jiang is still pushing him, whispering that he is not thoughtful enough, and he does not have a comprehensive and detailed process plan, how can he act rashly?But Tsurumaru pushed back with a grin.

"This is a surprise attack. The plan is as follows: the two of us rush in, you hold down the lord, and I will do the work. It's as simple as that!"

It's that simple, it's really that simple and violent!It sounds like the process of the police subduing the prisoner.

"No, we should go in first and talk to the lord to let him relax before proceeding with the above plan."

Qing Jiang made this proposal very sincerely.

"Yo, you're really scheming. Not bad, this suggestion surprised me. Then──My lord, let's come to play with you!"

Without the time to rehearse in advance, Tsurumaru immediately opened the paper door, and Qing Jiang firmly closed it.

The god judge was sewing, so he put away the needle and thread, and moved two cushions for them to sit on.Seeing the weird smiles of the two people, they didn't suspect him, and really thought they were here to chat with him.

"My lord, actually Qing Jiang has something to ask you."

"Eh? Oh, I do have something to ask my lord for help."

The lack of rehearsal and improvised lines made Qing Jiang startled for a moment before hastily responding.

"I believe that no matter what it is, the Lord will be obliged to help, right? After all, we are all connected to each other."

"Haha. If it's within my ability."

The judge was amused by his exaggerated words.

"Only the lord can help with this. The thing is, Qingjiang, he has lived such a long life but has never given his first kiss."

"That's right... wait, what?"

The judge's smiling face froze.Qing Jiang's face became even stiffer.Although he, as the god of the sword, didn't need to get involved in love in the world, let alone kiss someone.But why does he feel looked down upon?

"Why do you need my help with this kind of thing?"

The judge's eyes began to wander, and when talking about such shy topics, his eyes always wandered.

"Naturally, except for the lord, who in this pill can take Qing Jiang's first kiss away? It can't be me."

In fact, there is some truth to this statement.If Qing Jiang and Tsurumaru kiss, he would rather cut seppuku.

"I know you will help, my lord, you love us so much, don't you?"

Tsurumaru pushed behind him.The god judge was originally kneeling, but after being pushed by him, he fell onto Qing Jiang.Qing Jiang hugged the God Judge, with the same hesitant expression and question marks in his eyes.

"Come on, dear!"

That conspiratorial smile made the protagonist shudder, and he only realized something was wrong now, but it seemed too late.

Early death and early rebirth, there is a saying that goes like this.After turning his head for a while, he stretched out his hand to grab Qing Jiang's collar, and kissed it unexpectedly, it was as soft as a dragonfly's touch, and lightly imprinted on his lips.

Qing Jiang let him kiss in a daze, and out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Tsurumaru gesturing to him.Even though it was just lips touching, he was still a little intoxicated,

Dazedly, he touched the examiner's two delicate wrists, and squeezed them lightly with a little force.

"Ah, not bad."

After the lord pulled away, he said softly with meaningful meaning.

"My lord, please listen to my request next."

Tsurumaru put his hand on the God Judge's waist.His smile is shining, like the starlight embedded in the night sky, although Qingjiang thinks it is an evil starlight, but now he can't get away, that kind of evil is the evil that he is guilty of.

Seeing the dazed and confused expression of the judge, he and Tsurumaru counted down the seconds in their hearts.

Fall on the count of three—

"Can you be a test subject for my new toy?"

"What a toy...wow!"

In the early morning of the next day, Tsurumaru and Qingjiang walked shoulder to shoulder to the bathing place, preparing for morning grooming.

"If you still tie your hair with that ribbon, it's too perverted."

Faced with Tsurumaru's teasing, Qing Jiang obviously didn't care, he yawned while brushing his messy long hair, and played with twisting the hair ring around his fingers.

Not long after the two had left, they saw the murderous California Kiyomitsu, who was known as Honmaru, with his arms folded across his chest, blocking the corridor.

"Where is my lord?"

Just when Tsurumaru wanted to casually say that it was fate to meet here, Kiyomitsu already asked the question in the tone of being descended to the [-]th floor of hell.

"Falling asleep in my room...don't worry, my lord hasn't slept all night, and probably won't wake up until the afternoon."

"Do you think I will let the lord sleep in your devil's lair?"

"Hahahaha! My place is full of astonishing treasures, and Qing Jiang has already experienced it. Do you want to experience it too?"

In fact, Qing Jiang didn't want to join the battle. He suffered from severe sleep deprivation and lack of physical strength, but Qing Guang had the intention of a three-person duel.While the three of them were tugging, another Hasebe appeared from the other end of the corridor with red eyes.

He looked angry and tired, and when he saw them he started babbling involuntarily.

"I said you two, if there is a next time, please clean it up after you are done. Like last time, Atsuto Shiro also made a mess in the bathroom... You are so funny, you put the master The tatami mats are dirty!"

"Hahahahaha! That's my surprise for you, surprise!"

"I know you will be perfunctory. In order to give you a taste of cleaning, I just turned Qingjiang's room upside down."

"......What?"

Tsurumaru was already laughing so hard at his accusation that he patted Qing Jiang on the shoulder in a breathless manner.

Qing Jiang thinks this guy is really crazy.

He looked at the headband wrapped around his finger, and thought that he was probably crazy too.

──But no matter what, the room is innocent!

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