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When Rong Yuheng came down from the mountain, he was already so tired that he fell asleep.

He thought in a daze, raise your head, why is this tune so familiar?

At the last moment before his consciousness fell into a deep sleep, Rong Yuheng felt a big hand holding his face and gently rubbing it twice, and then a gentle kiss fell on his forehead.

……

When I woke up the next day, it was already bright.

Rong Yuheng moved a bit, took a breath for an instant, and showed horror in his eyes: ... Hiss!He, would he be disabled by Wen Zezhen?

"Are you awake?" The door suddenly opened a little, revealing Wen Zerong's excited and guilty face.

Rong Yuheng gets angry when he sees him now, "Hmph!!!"

It was agreed yesterday that I could jump off the car at any time, but the doors were all welded to death!Dare to settle old scores with him halfway, what an interesting owner!

Wen Zezheng came in, hugged the hamster Tuan Ba ​​Tuan Ba ​​in the quilt, "I'll make it for you if you want to eat. If you feel uncomfortable, I'll give you medicine..."

When Rong Yuheng heard "Applying the medicine", he jumped out of Wen Zeleng's embrace with excitement, his whole body exuded resistance, "No no no no..."

Wen Zezheng dragged him back and continued boo boo, with a satisfied expression, "Don't be shy, I will take good care of you."

Grass, god damn care!Rong Yuheng shrugged his neck to avoid Wen Zerong's "love kiss", and condemned him with angry eyes for his bad deeds of prostitution.

The latter didn't care, and even became more kind, and his words gradually became coquettish, "Can I make you pasta? Yesterday I ate enough for you, let me eat today."

Rong Yuheng instantly healed his scars and forgot about the pain, his mouth was one step faster than his brain, "That's right, the crow feeds back, the lamb kneels and sucks, it's not in vain to hurt you."

Wen Zecheng, "..."

Forget it, if he wants to take advantage of him, he can take advantage of it,

Anyway, he took advantage of verbally, and he still had to get it back in the end.

When it was close to eleven o'clock in the morning, Rong Yuheng finally walked out of the bedroom slowly with his butt supported. The whole living room was empty, only Wen Zecheng was busy in the kitchen.

"Where's Uncle?"

"I went out to buy groceries, I'll be back in a while."

"Oh." Rong Yuheng seemed to suddenly remember something in the middle, and the whole hamster was furious, "Wait, is your house soundproof?"

He was screaming a lot yesterday, and he didn't know if his penetrating power was strong or not!

Wen Zecheng subtly paused the hand that was frying the sausage.The old air defense siren's goose smile appeared in his mind, piercing through clouds and cracking rocks, circling and reverberating...

Grass!He was horrified, and he must not let his little hamster know!

Wen Zezhen panicked a lot in his heart, but his face was as steady as an old dog, "It's very soundproof."

"Really?" Rong Yuheng was suspicious.

"Really, did you hear the next door in my bedroom?"

Rong Yuheng thought about it carefully for a few seconds, it seems that there is indeed no.He let go of his suspicious heart for now, "That's good."

Wen Zhongyun hasn't come back yet, and Wen Zecheng hasn't cooked the meal yet.Rong Yuheng simply nestled in the living room and swiped his phone to see the reaction on the Internet after the pen-hold shooting of yesterday's performance.

The STAR-T performance was directly filmed on the blog, and it was full of fans screaming. The star chasing girls frantically took screenshots in the video, calling out "Brothers, fuck me!"

The pen-hold shots of each of them were also placed under the website, and Rong Yuheng's team also specially released the refined pictures of him in the performance on the website.

Under the spotlight, his face was white and his lips were red, his eyes were as bright as stars, and the stage lights behind him cast a fluffy golden light on the edge of his silhouette.

Fans spun in place and burst into tears:

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, I'm going to take over the beauty of Rong Goose!"

"When you're not talking, it's like the face of your first love [big cry]"

"Mother Rong Zai Zai loves you!!!"

"Ah, ah, Rong Goose's face is really amazing!"

……

Rong Yuheng flipped through the pages, and caught Wen Zeleng's figure in a pile of rainbow farts. He posted it around [-] o'clock in the morning, and it was still hot at the moment.

@文选琤's trumpet: Bobobo.

Rong Yuheng recalled Wen Zerong's incomparably enthusiastic "Bobobobo" when he woke up for a second, and he felt bad all of a sudden!

——Is this person thinking about "Bobobo" since he woke up in the morning?

How can this be.

There are at least hundreds of replies under the trumpet:

"Hahahahahahahaha, why is it you again!"

"Where is Rongrong's trumpet, why is there no interaction?"

"Bobobobobobo~~[heart]"

"Where's your boyfriend? @许玉恒的小号 [Let me Kangkang]"

Rong Yuheng, "..." It seems that even without him, Wen Zeleng can still dance by himself.

The content of each station is similar, and they are all operated by the team and the support club.After Rong Yuheng exited the station, she turned back to the superchat "Once in a City".

He thought that his "bracelet show" would be in vain after the CP fans collectively blocked the cabinet door yesterday... but he didn't want to be overwhelmed by the overwhelming exclamation marks "!!!" as soon as he entered.

The whole super talk is full of photos of Rong Yuheng bowing his head and kissing the back of his hand and blowing kisses to the audience.

In particular, the half of the bracelet exposed on his wrist was specially circled, and beside it was a comparison picture of the bracelet on Wen Zeleng's wrist when he participated in the interview.

All the copywriting is neat and uniform, without a single word of explanation, only rows of earth-shattering exclamation marks:! ! ! ! ! !

Rong Yuheng:! ! ! ! !

He quickly poked into the comment area, and saw that the tears of cp fans almost flooded the entire Chaohua community.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo""

"Grass!!! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"

"I can't speak... woo woo woo I'm gone, I'm completely gone... [burst crying]"

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!"

……

Rong Yuheng saw it with complicated emotions: it was obviously sugar, but the cp fan who met in Zecheng once cried like the owner was bee.

However, no matter how hard fans try to block the cabinet door, they can't resist the topic of #选城一见环环#, which has become a trending topic.

In addition to the hard-working CP fans in the topic square, there are more fans and melon-eaters, and the comment area is completely out of control:

"Damn it, what's the situation? Isn't that bracelet Wen Zezhen often wears?"

"[Picture] [picture] for comparison, this is exactly the same article?"

"In the last scene of the performance, Rong Yuheng wore this bracelet and kissed the back of his hand and blew kisses offstage! Damn, it could be true..."

"No, no! The blown kisses are for fans, and the bracelet is just a talisman!!"

"This bracelet is only worn by Brother Cheng on important occasions. I have been with him for a long time, and the meaning is different from other things."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

"no!!!!"

In front of the mobile phone screen, Rong Yuheng looked at the ceiling and let out a long sigh... Having a group of fans who are too caring is also a sweet trouble.

It is better to bear the burden of wind and rain than to be troubled by oneself.

He sneaked into the kitchen with a "da da da" and held up his mobile phone to share with Wen Zecheng, "We are on the hot search again."

Wen Zecheng didn't look at the contents of the phone at all, and took the opportunity to poke his head over and give him a sip, "I know, I probably started it last night, and it's ranked sixth in the most searched list this morning."

Rong Yuheng stared at the No.15 topic, "Then we got angry too quickly?"

Wen Zecheng almost shook his hands and threw the plastic shell of the pasta into the pot. He collected himself,

"...It's because Qu Youhe and Shi Qiu are in hot searches."

Rong Yuheng suddenly realized, no wonder Shi Qiu didn't retaliate against him - it's not that he didn't report, it's just that the time hasn't come yet!

After thinking it over clearly, sad emotions immediately rolled down his eyebrows, Rong Yuheng stood in the kitchen filled with oily smoke with his head hanging like an angel with broken wings.

"Do you know what it's called when sister Qiu asks me for a crime?"

Wen Zecheng held his chopsticks and pondered for two seconds. His increasingly interesting soul gave him a rare flash of inspiration. He confidently replied, "After the fall, settle accounts!"

Rong Yuheng shook his head, and said slowly under the former's puzzled gaze, "Qiuhou Wenzhan."

"..."

Wen Zecheng touched his neck lovingly and compassionately.

#选城一见环环# It took a whole day for the trending searches to drop.After that, Rong Yuheng was indeed trampled so hard by Shi Qiu that he almost lost his skin.

The continuous broadcast of this show and performance had such an impact that even Zhou Shubai couldn't help sending text messages to care about his egg peeler that changed hands.

[Zhou Shubai]: Are you ready to make it public?

[Rong Yuheng]: I have to ask your brother. [desolate]

[Zhou Shubai]: ... Then I'll go and urge him!

[Rong Yuheng]: Wow~ [Sea otter compares heart]

[Zhou Shubai]: Ah, well, forget it.

Facts have proved that after a year, Zhou Shubai's desire to survive is still so strong.

Not long after, Rong Yuheng received a reply - Qiu Jianlun's company has entered the trial operation stage.

In addition to making a series of preparations after listing, their company also needs to absorb various talents.Fortunately, Qiu Jianlun's family group has a deep foundation, and it is easy to build a relatively complete entertainment company in a short period of time.

Rong Yuheng heard that Xun Guang had already signed it, and she signed it with her bound painter "Yaotai Jianyue".

In an instant, he had a sense of déjà vu that he had set up the old nest of "Choose a City" in Qiu Jianlun's company.

……

Xunguang seems to be on vacation recently, and his circle of friends is full of game screenshots all day long, or he is eating and drinking at home happily like an out-of-print dead house.

Rong Yuheng was dragged by her to play two games, and the successive failures made him feel dull.He even thought to himself that it would be better to climb mountains and exercise.

Xunguang also noticed the lack of interest in the former, and turned to chatting about other topics.

[Xun Guang]: I'm going to the pet shop to hug a dog, do you want to go with me?

[Rong Yuheng]: No, there is already one at home.

Old dog Wen.

Xun Guang tasted his subtext, couldn't help but choked for a while, and then made a seductive voice again.

[Xunguang]: There are other pets in the store. Don’t you like hamsters? It’s not bad to take a hamster home.

Rong Yuheng's fragile will was shaken... and then he was decisively seduced.

He held his little face and thought shamelessly, who can refuse a little creature as cute and charming as himself?

...

The two agreed on Monday.

They are all public figures, and their trips must be low-key.Monday is the busiest time for many students and office workers, and the pet store has relatively less traffic.

When Rong Yuheng appeared in front of the pet shop wearing a hood, sunglasses and a big mask, he looked like a dog thief.

Xun Guang was holding the handle at the door, shaking the world with laughter, the sliding door was shaken back and forth violently by her vibration, the wind chimes on the door frame rang "jingling, jingling, jingling...", mixed with the puppy in the glass showcase There was a scream, and the scene fell into chaos and disorder for a while.

Rong Yuheng covered his small ears in an attempt to block out the noise, but Xun Guang's voice continued to drill into his ears:

"Gahahahahaha, do you think we are deceiving ourselves!"

"..."

The owner of the pet store showed a terrified look behind the counter.

Just like that, the two vultures entered the pet shop with their feathers fluttering.

When Rong Yuheng entered the store, seeing that there was only one store manager and one clerk in the store, he pulled off his mask a little bit, and took a small breath of the hard-won fresh air.

Xun Guang had no empathy, and laughed with his mouth open, as if he was showing off that he could breathe, "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha——!"

Rong Yuheng, "..."

He really wanted to know who would marry Xunguang in the future.

At that time, he will definitely seal a big red envelope, thanking him for accepting the worst monster in the world.

The two spent the whole morning picking and choosing in the pet shop, and Xunguang finally took away a fox terrier.

Rong Yuheng, "Are you looking for expensive ones?"

"No." Xun Guang's reason was dazzling, "It looks most like a pure dog."

Rong Yuheng held the khaki-colored little hamster he just bought, raised his chin and pointed at Teddy Nunu who was beside him, "Then what does it look like?"

Xun Guang's eyes meaningfully swept across the small hickey mark on the back of Rong Yuheng's ear, "Like you are always Gong."

Rong Yuheng, "..."

This is really sloppy.

When Rong Yuheng returned to Wen Zecheng's house with the little hamster and a bunch of nursing supplies, Wen Zhongyun happened to come to open the door.

"Xiao Rongrong is back!"

"I'm back Kokokoko~"

"What's this, hamster?"

Rong Yuheng held it up as if offering a treasure, "Yes, I just bought it, it's still fresh!"

Wen Zhongyun's expression was complicated for a moment, the wording sounded as if he was going to eat the hamster shark that night.

Rong Yuheng didn't have any doubts about his statement, he probed his head, "Where's Mr. Wen?"

"Er Cho went out to buy milk, he should be back soon."

"Then I'll take a shower and change my clothes first. Uncle, where do you put it?"

Wen Zhongyun rubbed his hands and took it excitedly, as if he had been looking forward to it for a long time, "Give it to me, I think I can build a nest in the living room corner."

After successfully handing over the hamster son to his grandfather, Rong Yuheng went to Wen Zecheng's room to take a bath.

He was also forced to hug Xunguang's purebred dog today, which resembled a purebred dog, and was covered in purebred dog hair.

It was already half an hour after I came out of the shower to dry my hair and change my clothes.

Rong Yuheng was just pushing the door out when he saw a tall figure squatting with his back facing him in the corner of the living room.

Hey, it seems that his owner still loves their new son~

Rong Yuheng smiled in relief, and walked over on tiptoe, trying to throw Wen Zerong on his back to give him a sweet surprise.

When he was still two meters away from the target person, Rong Yuheng suddenly heard a murmur from Wen Zerong in front of him... He frowned.

After one meter closer, Rong Yuheng heard it clearly now.

Wen Zezheng's tone was doting, showing uncontrollable excitement, "Rongrong, have you finally returned to your original appearance?"

"........."

Standing behind him, Rong Yuheng's eyes were as cold as the expected cold wind, blowing across Wen Zerong's slightly curved back.

"Am I the Kulo card created by Kulo Lido?"

The author has something to say: Wen Zecheng: The seal is lifted——!

Rong Yuheng: It's really interesting.