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Xun Guang was instantly as quiet as a quail.

Mom, Mom is like an egg...!It was Rong Congyan who answered the phone just now! ! ?

"Hello?" Rong Yuheng was pouring desserts in the kitchen right now, with both hands busy.The mobile phone was placed next to him, and the loudspeaker was turned on, but there was no sound coming from it, "Eh? Who—brother, did you put the speakerphone on for me? Why is there no sound?"

Rong Congyan stared at the darkened phone screen with his head down, tapped the table lightly with his fingers, "Press it open."

"Is the signal not good in the kitchen?" Rong Yuheng said while bending over to get closer to the phone, "Hey~~ Can you hear me?"

After about five or six seconds, a trembling and cautious voice came from the receiver, "嘻~"

"........."

Rong Yuheng: Damn it, it looks like a white dumpling.

The brainwaves of the two were connected at this moment, and they used their thoughts to send signals to each other-the horse fell off, what a swell! !

Rong Yuheng raised his eyelids and glanced at Rong Congyan, "...Brother, what are you doing here?"

Rong Congyan, "Look at you making desserts."

Rong Yuheng tactfully said, "But I'm going to call my friend."

"Oh, which friend?"

"A friend you don't know."

"Really, the voice sounds familiar, I thought it was our mutual friend."

Rong Yuheng's hands stirring the cream slightly shook.

He was sure that his brother had definitely heard it, but this kind of behavior that was vaguely full of hints and did not expose it was very frightening!

Between the tug-of-war between the two, Xun Guang's thin and weak voice came from the receiver, "Why don't I hang up first..."

Rong Yuheng, "Well...bye..."

The phone was hung up with a "beep", and the screen lit up, and the huge word "Xunguang" appeared on it.

Without saying a word, Rong Congyan reached out to turn off the screen for him, turned around and left the kitchen.

Rong Yuheng didn't even bother to make desserts now.He hurriedly finished stirring the cream and put it aside, picked up his phone and made a crazy call on WeChat——

[Rong Yuheng]: I rely on rely on! !What happened just now, what did you want to say when you called me?My brother should have recognized your voice!

[Xun Guang]: Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! ! ! [Tuanzi burst into tears]

[Xun Guang]: Mother is like an egg!Why did you let your brother answer the phone!My father lost his horse, and he lost two of them!Now I don't have any of them, so I'm so excited!

Rong Yuheng knew that she had lost her horse in front of Rong Congyan, but she didn't understand what another lost horse meant.

[Rong Yuheng]: What else have you lost?

[Xun Guang]: [Link: Once in the city, I met the top class "non-fraudulent" queen and got picked up! ]

Fuck!When Rong Yuheng saw the title, cold sweat broke out.Is this scarier than falling off a horse in front of his brother?

[Xunguang]: I'll go back to apologize to your brother, you should take a look at this first.

[Rong Yuheng]: Here we come!

Rong Yuheng clicked on the link, and saw a long blog post with tens of thousands of hits, which clearly described the whole process of picking horses:

"Choose the city once you meet the top-ranking "non-false" tuba - Xun Guang"

Mentioning the pseudonym "Feijiao" is believed to be familiar to many partners in the fandom of Zechengyiyu, and even "Feijiao" was forced to go out of the circle due to a certain resource competition for the crew.

We all know that Feijiao started his career in "Choice of a City", and is one of the big three fandoms.But what makes cp fans feel puzzling is that none of the big three fans paid attention to Zecheng Yiyu Chaohua, and none of them joined the cp group.

After the Yuc trumpet was revealed to be the rightful owner, the blogger finally understood the reason, and at the same time had doubts about the identities of the other two giants—especially Feijiao.

By chance, when the blogger was inquiring about "non-fraudulent", he accidentally discovered an ancient text: "The sentence of Changli and Yunheng is not a false accusation."

Let's re-judgment: Xun, not falsehood.Isn't this "Xun" the Xun of Xunguang?

Based on this doubt, the blogger found more coincidences.

1. Non-false only wrote "Choose a city once", as if it was born for this cp, the homepage even wrote "I got it real!"

2. Xun Guang is the screenwriter of "Su Yi" who collaborated with Zecheng Yiyu, and the name "Fei False" appeared not long before the filming of "Su Yi".

3. The relationship between Xunguang and Zecheng Yiyu is very good, and they even helped to fight in the end, and it is not against the harmony to transfer all Xunguang's actions to Feijia.

4. Some time ago, it was revealed that Xunguang had signed up under Liubai Entertainment Company. Some insiders said that Xunguang and Yaotai were in charge of Liubai Entertainment's doujin studio.

So here comes the question, why does Xunguang, a screenwriter, take charge of the fan? ——Although she used to be a fan writer, she has already switched to original writing.

5. The third tycoon in Zecheng Yiyu fanren, that is, the Yaotai just mentioned, was her binding painting during Xunguang's fandom period.Later, when Yaotai moved to choose a city, did it become more true that "Feijiao" and "Xunguang" were the same person?

Due to the above doubts, the blogger deliberately checked the IPs of the two numbers, and was shocked to find that the two numbers were indeed in the same area!

That's right, it's not falsehood, it's Xunguang.As for why it needs to be replaced with a new vest, it needs to be further verified.

...

This blog post almost killed Xunguang's vest!Everything below the comment section was blown up.

All of a sudden, passers-by and fans in the topic square poured in to eat melons.

Whether it's "Fei False", "Xun Guang", "Choose a City" or "Su Yi", all of them are extremely popular, let alone a few of them were brought together.

"Teacher Xunguang is not false?? I'm a fan of the same author?"

"No wonder I feel that the style of writing is a little bit familiar!"

"So why do you need to open two vests? I can't understand this operation. Is it really a handwritten number that was bought?"

"Although... it would be too much to check the IP."

In the living room, Rong Yuheng was exhausted holding his mobile phone: Why is he still being searched every day after he's out of business?

……wrong.God damn it!

He was almost brainwashed by the three drama men in the family! !

Rong Yuheng was beating his chest and feet on the sofa, annoyed and introspective about the impurity of his thoughts...

Rong Congyan floated past him quietly, and said coldly, "Are you so mad when Wen Zeleng is not at home?"

Rong Yuheng bared his teeth and claws.

He reasonably guessed that Rong Congyan was sulking by being so sarcastic.

"Brother, it's not the Yazi you thought." Rong Yuheng tried to explain for Bai Tuanzi who had tragically lost his horse.

Now Xunguang should still be fighting on the front line, let him guard the rear!

"Hmph, don't listen."

Rong Congyan drifted away slowly again, it seemed that there was still a shadow of Rong Tianshen's unreasonable unreasonableness hanging over his body.

Rong Yuheng, "..." That's all, he went to see the Baituanzi who were fighting on the front line first.

In the Weibo topic square, several parties have fallen into a melee.Even "Choosing a City" was dragged into the water, and netizens asked whether the two masters knew about it or had their consent.

Rong Yuheng was thinking about how to respond when he saw Xunguang end.

This speed is not at all like a person who lost two horses in a row and fell into grief and couldn't extricate himself.

As expected of a strong fighting group.

@欣光v: In response to the matter of picking up horses, it must be my vest.As for the reason, here are a few points to explain:

1. When they first met with Zecheng, they were very real, and it was hard not to be impressed, which is human nature.

2. Writing a fanfic in a large size is tantamount to coming out to the public indirectly for them, so it’s hard to understand why they changed their vests?

3. It is a routine practice to have one vest per circle in the fandom, and conspiracy theories are unnecessary.

4. It is understandable to make guesses, and checking the IP is human flesh.Be careful to give your mother two punches, stupid.

Xunguang's public relations were simple and crude but very effective. The cause and effect were clearly and convincingly explained, and those conspiracy theories were quickly suppressed.

As Xunguang said, opening a vest is not a big deal, and she didn't reveal any black material when she wrote a fan.But the behavior of picking up horses is really shocking, let alone checking ip.

The netizens turned their attention to the horse-picking blogger in an instant, and the firepower concentrated on Xunguang was cut by more than half.

...

Rong Yuheng was flipping through the comments to follow the trend of public opinion when he heard a sound coming from the entrance.

He turned his head, just in time to see Wen Zeleng coming in from the other end of the corridor.

Rong Yuheng quickly waved her little hand, "Look at the trending searches!"

"I see." Wen Zezhen came over and rubbed his head, "We'd better not end, otherwise we will only add chaos to Xunguang."

Rong Yuheng is not stupid, he knows that what Wen Zerong said is right.

In this matter, Xun Guang had intentionally picked the two of them out, which was also the best solution for the three of them.

"Sigh... I'm still a little guilty." Rong Yuheng curled up on the sofa hugging her weak self, with tears in her eyes, "In the end, Xunguang used her weak shoulders to resist everything. But... aren't we companions! "

Wen Zecheng paused for the gesture of scratching his hair, "...you have started watching the show again recently, haven't you?"

Rong Yuheng bowed her head shyly, "I was discovered by you."

"The taste in the tune is too strong."

"..."

With Xunguang's Zu'an-style public relations, the vest incident was overturned after only two days.

The public relations teams of Rong Yuheng and Wen Zezheng even took advantage of this to publish a few more press releases, bringing the topic to "How true is the chance to choose a city", which can be regarded as spreading the attention equally in a safe area.

Xunguang also took the opportunity to promote a wave of fan studios under Liu Bai Entertainment, recruiting talents for their country.

Everything is steadily improving under the seemingly peaceful trend, and there is only one person who is out of place in the happy family atmosphere.

At the dining table, Rong Tianshen was sitting at the head seat and holding the dishes with a serious expression, while Wen Zerong fed his own hamster cubs who had no hands or feet as usual.

Rong Congyan glanced at the sticky two people while he was eating, but the words he complained in the past did not appear at all.

Rong Yuheng noticed, and nudged Wen Zecheng who was beside him with his elbow: "My brother is abnormal.

Wen Zecheng peeled a braised prawn in oil for him and put it in a bowl, "Try this." His condition was repeated, so it was not a big problem.

Rong Yuheng, who heard the subtext, slurped the braised prawns in oil, and suddenly felt that his warm owner had become more courageous since he officially settled down.

"Ahem..." Rong Tianshen, the chief, suddenly cleared his throat, "Your mother hasn't come back yet? We need to hurry up and discuss the marriage."

"She said that the wind is headwind these days, so it will land at the earliest the day after tomorrow."

The other three, "..."

Too many slots!

Rong Yuheng, "What are you in a hurry for?"

Rong Tianshen's face turned red as if his tail had been stepped on.He widened his eyes and became angry from embarrassment, "I'm just asking casually!"

Rong Yuheng, "Oh, I believe you."

Rong Tianshen, "..." How angry!

Sure enough, send this little brat out as soon as possible!

After the meal, Rong Tianshen put down the bowl and chopsticks and left with a cold snort.

Before Rong Yuheng had time to watch him off, he saw his elder brother Zhu put down the bowls and chopsticks in the same gesture, and left haughtily in the same tone, "..."

After the two left, Wen Zezhen turned around and asked, "What's the matter, brother-in-law?"

Busy with Xunguang's hot searches these days, Rong Yuheng hasn't shared with Wen Zerong about Xunguang's loss of horse.

At this moment, he is eloquently speaking...

In the end, Wen Zecheng thought for a while, and then made an objective comment.

"It was your brother who had the misunderstanding at the beginning, and Xun Guang just followed along."

"Besides, he was called a big brother first, and then a little friend. Xunguang doesn't have Zu'an, so he can be regarded as kindhearted."

Rong Yuheng was amazed by Wen Zerong's words.

He never thought that one day someone would call Xun Guang "a kind hearted man"!

"No matter how the story started, my brother was still played." Thinking of Rong Congyan's defense of Xunguang that day, Rong Yuheng probably understood his anger, "Xunguang said to coax my brother at that time, see It doesn't look like coaxing."

Wen Zecheng probed, "Why don't you just ask?"

"Too."

Rong Yuheng dragged Wen Zerong, and the two dogs sneaked into the backyard, and called the Zuan user.

After half a minute, the other side picked up, "Hello, Rong Goose."

"Xunguang...have you explained it to my brother?"

"Explained, I have been explaining to him these days."

Rong Yuheng frowned, then why did his brother look like he was not coaxed?No way, his brother has a good temper.

"How did you explain it to him?"

There was a crackling sound from Xunguang's end, presumably it was typing.Her mobile phone was turned on for hands-free, and the voice was buzzing mixed with the current,

"I don't have your brother's contact number, so I used the most sincere way of apologizing."

Rong Yuheng patted his forehead suddenly, yes!He forgot that Xunguang didn't have Rong Congyan's WeChat and cell phone.

"What is...the most sincere way to apologize?"

"Write a letter in your own hand."

"...??" Rong Yuheng covered his phone and leaned towards Wen Zecheng, "Have you received a letter at home recently?"

Wen Zecheng shook his head very positively.

Rong Yuheng asked Xunguang, "Where did you send it?"

"I checked all your brother's communication methods, but I only found the communication channel of your company." Xun Guang paused at this point.

A faint ominous feeling suddenly emerged in Rong Yuheng's heart.

"There is a customer complaint mailbox." Xun Guang's voice came from the receiver, lingering in the entire spring backyard,

"I wrote your brother's name on the envelope, and stuffed it with a letter of apology every day."

"........."

Rong Yuheng suddenly felt that with Xun Guang's coquettish manner, he would not dare to invite this person to his wedding.

The author has something to say: Xun Guang: I want to be a bridesmaid for Rong Goose's wedding!Send a big gift!

Rong'e: No need... Please just be a flower girl and be beautiful alone.

Ps. There are not many roles in Baituanzi, and the main plot line is still completed from the perspective of Rong Goose. If there are students who like Baituanzi very much, they will consider adding extra chapters later if space permits.