[Quick Transmigration] The villain's guide to flirting

Li Yan's heart beat so fast that it almost jumped out.

He immediately turned his head and looked away, his ears were flushed red, but in an instant he felt that he was worthless like this, isn't it just a sub-beast taking a bath?As for the surprise.With a sullen face, he turned his head back.

Tang Chen just stood up straight, splashed a bucket of water down his head, flowed down his body, slid over his white shoulders, delicate shoulder blades, slender waist and hips...

Li Yan choked for breath.

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.

"Li Yan! Are you there? Open the door! My daughter-in-law has cooked broth, and I'll bring you some."

The wooden door squeaked, and the person who knocked was very familiar, as if he was about to enter the yard.

Li Yan was startled, and immediately ran to the door with big strides. His tall and strong body stood there, blocking the view of the courtyard.

The person who came was Li Yan's neighbor Xiong Qi, who had a very good relationship.The daughter-in-law he was talking about was a female beast named Chao Lu, and she was also a rare person who was not afraid of Li Yan.

Xiong Qi talks a lot, and his temper is more jumpy, only his wife and good brother Li Yan can control him.

He is about 1.8 meters tall and half a head shorter than Li Yan. He is tiptoeing his head and looking into the yard, gossiping, "I heard that you brought back a sub-beast. What does it look like? Show it to my brother." Look."

Although Li Yan's tall and burly club was blocking the door, there were inevitably some gaps for peeping. Xiong Qi exclaimed, "Wow, it seems to be very white, and she is more delicate than my wife."

When Li Yan heard it, he felt inexplicably upset, as if his things were being missed by others, he glared at Xiong Qi, and growled: "Have you seen enough?!"

Xiong Qi: "Just take a look, what's the matter?"

After finishing speaking, he clicked his tongue nonchalantly, put the wooden bowl in Li Yan's hand, and went back to the next room in a cool manner, not forgetting to complain about Li Yan's weird behavior like protecting his son to his wife.

Li Yan closed the door, turned around and walked into the yard, Tang Chen was standing there after washing, waiting for him to hand over his clothes.

While he was getting dressed, Li Yan muttered dissatisfiedly, "You are a sub-beast, don't take off your clothes so casually."

Tang Chen curled his lips indifferently: "If you don't take off your clothes, why don't you take a bath? Besides, we are all males, what are you awkward about?"

As soon as these words came out, Li Yan was a little dumbfounded, unable to say anything to refute, he could only stare and say: "Hurry up and cook, don't dawdle."

Tang Chen was really obedient and walked to the kitchen. Li Yan was a little satisfied, but he only lasted for a few minutes.Because of all the troubles in the kitchen—

"Li Yan, how did this fire start?"

"Huh? Why did the fire become smaller?"

"Where's the salt? Where's the salt?"

Always causing problems, making him run in and out all the time.Li Yan was also annoyed. By the time he cooked a meal, he would have starved to death, so he simply pushed people aside and started to do it himself.

Li Yan has always lived alone, not picky eaters, as long as the food is ready to eat, so he handled the wild boar that was beaten in the morning skillfully and neatly, cut it into pieces and threw it into the pot, sprinkled some salt, watched Get out of the pot when it's cooked.

During the whole process, Tang Chen sat leisurely on a stool beside him, watched him do what he did, and wrote down the steps such as making a fire.Because he has always played the role of a tall villain, he rarely cooks, let alone use such an ancient stove.

By the time Li Yan handed a large bowl of meat to his eyes, Tang Chen was already panicking with hunger, and he was in no mood to choose anything, so he was about to bite... Damn it, he couldn't bite.

The meat was huge and incredibly tough, Tang Chen couldn't tear it off even after biting it for a long time.

And Li Yan, a typical image of eating meat and drinking heavily, finished a bowl in two or three strokes, and then scooped up the pot.Tang Chen stared at the almost untouched meat in his bowl, his eyes were very resentful.

Li Yan was even more surprised when he saw his pitiful struggle, and blurted out: "You can't even bite the flesh?" How weak is this?

This really can't be blamed on Tang Chen, it's because Li Yan is too heaven-defying and has such good teeth that ordinary male beasts can't eat them.

Li Yan grabbed the bowl in his hand, tore the meat into strips, and stuffed it back to him.

Tang Chen looked at the meat in the bowl that he could eat, which was stained with someone's saliva, and his expression was slightly disgusted, but he couldn't bear the hunger and panicked, so he opened his mouth and started eating.

The quality of the meat is quite delicious, but due to the wrong cooking method, it is overcooked and the smell of the meat has not been removed. If I really have to say it-it is very difficult to eat.

I thought it was because Li Yan couldn't cook, but after Tang Chen drank half a bowl of broth from the neighbor's house, Tang Chen was sure that the cooking level here was probably just like this. scarcity.No wonder the protagonist Shou can sweep the tribe with his cooking skills and win respect.

After chewing the bowl of meat, Tang Chen's cheeks were sore.At the same time, I thought of a very important thing. I used to be in a certain world, and I liked the delicious seasoning there very much.Now is the time to come in handy!

He immediately talked to the system, and decided to use that seasoning for cooking meat in the future.

In the orc society, there are no entertainment electronic devices, and there is nothing else to do except go to bed early at night.

So Tang Chen and Li Yan lay on the only bed in the house.

Because Tang Chen was too sleepy, he closed his eyes and fell asleep not long after he got on the quilt.Li Yan, on the other hand, was used to living alone. He had never slept with another person lying beside him, tossing and turning, like frying pancakes, unable to sleep for a long time, and tossing himself until he became hotter and hotter.

The distance from the ear was only a few centimeters, and the steady and long breathing sound could not be ignored at all, it was too noisy.

Li Yan felt as if a fire was burning in his heart for no reason, hot and angry.I can't sleep by myself, but this guy is fine, he sleeps so soundly.

With a jerk, he turned over and sat up, very angry.

The excessive movement woke up Tang Chen who was sleeping soundly, half opened his eyes, and asked vaguely, "What are you doing?"

Li Yan glanced at him and said angrily, "Hot!"

"Oh." Tang Chen responded casually, and continued to sleep again.

Li Yan scratched his hair, clicked his tongue impatiently, and lay down again.Tang Chen's warm breath almost sprayed on the side of his neck, making it itchy, and his arms were still sticking to his side, making people feel more sticky and uncomfortable.

Li Yan pursed his lips tightly, and said in a deep voice, "Go to sleep."

Tang Chen moved his butt a little, really only a little, and grumbled dissatisfiedly.

Li Yan was annoyed, so he simply stretched out his hand and pushed the man away, he didn't want him to get too close to him, but he didn't expect too much force, he pushed the man directly to the side of the bed, and he was about to roll off.Li Yan's expression changed immediately, and he quickly reached out his hand to grab the person back. Afterwards, he said in fear, he didn't throw it too hard today, but he bled and screamed. Wouldn't it blow the roof off the ground with a bang, how delicate.

He looked the person up and down, and let go only after making sure everything was fine.

Tang Chen was pulled by him, his forehead hit his chest, and he woke up. He rubbed his forehead and patted his chest twice, "Are you made of steel?"

Li Yan was startled, "What are you touching?!"

Tang Chen curled his lips: "I just slapped you, why do you act like you are being molested, obviously you are a beast."

"What's wrong with the male beast? Can you just touch it? It really doesn't have the consciousness of a sub-beast." Li Yan gritted his teeth and growled, his ears were all red. Fortunately, it was in the dark and the people around him couldn't see clearly.After finishing speaking, I still felt uncomfortable, and said in a rough voice: "Only my spouse can sleep on the bed, you should sleep on the floor."

Tang Chen was very sleepy, yawned, and said casually, "Yes, but I'm still your spouse in name. Do you still want to sleep, so you don't have to hunt tomorrow?" Now, he has already confirmed that Li Yan is A dog that barks but doesn't bite.

Li Yan took advantage of the moonlight to see the tearful person in his arms, his heart softened suddenly, he stopped talking and closed his eyes to sleep.

The next day, when Tang Chen opened his eyes, he sat by the bed and stayed there for a while before he really woke up. He pulled off the suit of clothes that he borrowed from Li Yan yesterday, and put it on his body.Because Li Yan was taller than him, the clothes didn't fit him well, the trousers had to be knotted at the waist, and the upper body was wearing a vest-like cloth, which was loose and loose, and when he bent down, he could see everything.

At this time, Li Yan had already prepared breakfast, let him eat quickly, and then he had to go hunting.According to the result of yesterday's quarrel, Tang Chen wanted to hunt for his share of ingredients.

Li Yan was still waiting for him to bow his head to show weakness, unable to speak.But Tang Chen was unexpectedly calm, and asked, "Do you have a dagger? I want to borrow it."

Orcs usually hunted and killed in animal form, and then brought the prey home to be treated in human form.There are also daggers, which are sometimes used to cut meat.

Li Yan frowned: "You hunt with a dagger?"

Obviously he didn't agree with it, but he still handed him a dagger.The style is simple, but the blade is very sharp.

Tang Chen was quite satisfied, wrapped it in leather and carried it on his body.

As soon as he stepped out of the door, Li Yan turned into a beast. It was a ferocious white tiger. It looked very strong, powerful and majestic.

But in Tang Chen's eyes, the first reaction was - big cat!Big cat ah ah ah!

Li Yan didn't notice the excitement in his eyes, but only noticed that he took a step back, thinking that he was afraid, and felt a little unhappy in his heart.But God knows how hard Tang Chen tried to suppress the itch and the urge to step forward and touch him hard.

"Come here." Li Yan ordered in a deep voice.

Tang Chen walked up to it obediently and looked up at him.

When Li Yan saw his own figure reflected in his eyes, he didn't feel the slightest fear, but instead had a kind of excitement to give it a try.Although he couldn't quite understand why he was excited, but he wasn't afraid of himself, Li Yan relaxed a little and said, "Turning into a beast shape, we're about to set off."

Tang Chen froze for a moment.The plot doesn't mention what the original owner's beast form is, but according to experience, he is definitely not as good as the male lead's cool animal form.But he didn't intend to hunt in the shape of a beast. Don't humans still have wisdom and strategies?

So, he said bluntly: "If I don't run fast in my beast shape, I will be slowed down. You can give me a ride, and I will take care of it myself after that."

Li Yan was stunned.I really don't know whether to say that this sub-beast is being brave or shameless.

Scratching the paws on the ground, a low growl came from his throat, and he still opened his mouth to grab Tang Chen's clothes and threw them on his back.

Tang Chen made some mental preparations, but was still taken aback. He grabbed the hair on his back and muttered, "It's so dangerous, I almost thought my clothes were going to be ruined again."

Li Yan: "..."