[Quick Transmigration] The villain's guide to flirting

Before I knew it, it was summer vacation.

The Tang family and the Qi family are neighbors at the opposite door. They don't see each other when they look up and see each other when they look down, and the relationship has become closer in their daily relationship.When the parents are busy at work, they will let the two of them keep each other company.Sometimes even one of them was late studying in another house, and would spend the night at the other's house by the way.

Today, it was Tang Chen who ran to Qi Yunhao's home to do his homework. He was sitting at the desk and burying his head in solving math problems, frowning and pursing his lips. His brain probably hurt a little.

But the other Xueba is different. He finished writing early and started to do three-year simulated five-year college entrance examination set questions. He will take a break in the middle, playing with his mobile phone and eating snacks.

At this time, some little guy will sneak a peek at him pitifully, to be precise, at the potato chips in his hand.

Qi Yunhao ate half of the bag as if nothing had happened, then squinted his eyes, shook the bag at Tang Chen, and asked, "Want to eat?"

Tang Chen nodded positively, "Yeah!"

"But..." Qi Yunhao tilted his head innocently, "Auntie said you can't eat snacks."

Tang Chen let out a low whimper of grievance, hanging his head, pitifully.

It makes people want to laugh.

Qi Yunhao bent his lips, held out a piece of potato chips, and said, "Eat it, I won't tell auntie."

Tang Chen's eyes lit up, he moved his head closer, opened his mouth and ate the potato chips with a whimper.

Qi Yunhao was slightly taken aback, he didn't expect him to speak directly.

This aroused his interest in feeding.

Take out a piece, feed a piece.The little piece of tofu on the opposite side squinted his eyes after eating it. The typical expression of being immersed in the world of food and unable to extricate himself made one couldn't help stretching out his hand and scratching his chin. Sure enough, like a little milk cat, he felt comfortable after being groomed , I raised my chin unconsciously, making scratching more enjoyable.

The heart of the cat lover was strongly satisfied.

Qi Yunhao hooked his lips, and with a smile, he picked up the last piece of potato chips and put it in his mouth.But this time, the situation has changed.At the end of the snacks, Tang Chen always had a bad habit of licking the crumbs of condiments on his fingers.

This time is no exception.

He stuck out his red tongue and licked the fingertips around his mouth.

Wet and warm.

Qi Yunhao froze, like a fool.

Tang Chen noticed that his expression was not right, so he realized what he had done. Qi Yunhao had told him to get rid of this bad habit before, but since he said it was a habit, he couldn't change it for a while.

But Tang Chen's attitude of admitting his mistake was very good, he bowed his head and said sincerely: "Well, I won't do it next time."

Qi Yunhao's eyes were dark, he lowered his head and rubbed his fingertips carefully, and said softly: "Didn't you do it on purpose just now?"

Tang Chen said frankly: "I forgot that you are not allowed to lick."

Qi Yunhao unexpectedly smiled with a good temper, and said: "If you can't change it, then don't change it."

Tang Chen raised his head, surprised why he was so talkative all of a sudden, but licking it after eating snacks was too attractive, and he couldn't resist it.Hearing such a sentence, I am a little happy.

After eating snacks, you should continue to do your homework.

But the person who was still urging him just now has completely devoted himself to the great cause of feeding.Qi Yunhao took out another can of toffee and asked, "Do you want to eat?"

oooo~

The little fool was very worthless, but was successfully seduced again.When it comes to foodies, what can't be solved by a good meal?If so, then two meals!

Tang Chen leaned over to grab the candy.

Qi Yunhao avoided it, and said shamelessly, "Kiss me once, and I'll give it to you."

The reaction of most people is probably to stop shyly and shrink back.But who is Tang Chen?For the fearless food, the tender tofu that goes forward bravely, just pouts, making Qi Yunhao's face drool.

Qi Yunhao smiled helplessly, and gave him the candy anyway.

Tang Chen peeled off the wrapping paper, threw the sugar ball into his mouth, rolled his tongue against the milk ball in his mouth, his cheeks bulged slightly, and stretched out the tip of his tongue to lick off the milk powder on the corner of his mouth, his lips became redder and brighter .

I don't think there's anything wrong with this, but Qi Yunhao's eyes darkened when he saw it, and the hand hanging by his side tightened, and as soon as he raised his hand, he picked up the person and put it on his lap.

Tang Chen was stunned for a moment, then turned his head and asked, "...Yunhao?"

Qi Yunhao said calmly, "You continue to do your homework, and I will teach you if you don't understand."

"Oh." Sitting in his arms, Tang Chen started to write with a pen in his hand, with sugar balls still rolling in his mouth, and a strong milky smell wafted from his body.

She lowered her head, revealing her slender and white back neck, which was slightly bent into a beautiful arc, and her hair tail was slightly curled up, just as cute and cute as her master.

Qi Yunhao couldn't help raising his hand, and his fingertips landed on the back of his neck, gently stroking the slightly bulging bones on it, touching the warm skin, intimate and ambiguous.

"Itchy." Tang Chen grunted, shrinking his body forward.

Qi Yunhao smiled lowly: "Little fool without conscience."

Tang Chen turned his head and argued with his dark eyes, "I'm not stupid."

Qi Yunhao smiled without saying a word, pinched his soft cheeks on both sides, his lips were rosy, it looked delicious.Without much hesitation, he lowered his head and kissed her.

But Tang Chen struggled immediately, thinking that he was going to grab his candy.He has a criminal record!The last time I kissed without any explanation like this, the sugar in my mouth disappeared.

Hu Shi's action was too late, the tongue of the other party had already touched the jaws, and drove in, hooking his milk-scented tongue, tightly entangled.

When he finally let go, Tang Chen's face was flushed, he was out of breath, and immediately covered his mouth nervously.

Seeing the rosy lips blocked in front of his eyes, Qi Yunhao felt a little displeased, and wanted to tear off his hand.But Tang Chen was very persistent and said vaguely, "This is mine!"

For a moment, Qi Yunhao didn't understand what he said, and when he realized it, he was almost so angry that he vomited blood.

This fool, just remember to eat!

Qi Yunhao's face darkened, he gritted his teeth and said coldly: "Write! Do! Homework!"

Tang Chen stared at him vigilantly for a few seconds, as if trying to figure out if he would come to grab food again.But one hand pushed his head down, so he could only obediently do his homework.

Still sitting on his lap.

And Qi Yunhao felt that he had dug a big hole for himself, which was too much a test of endurance.After a while, I couldn't help it, so I touched the little tofu.

Tang Chen looked blank, looked back, and asked, "Yun Hao, why are you pinching me?"

Qi Yunhao calmly said, "It's nothing."

Tang Chen felt that something was wrong, he shouldn't be so stupid, but it was only for a moment, and he quickly forgot it.

After a while, he blinked and said, "Pinch your own...it's a little strange."

Qi Yunhao smiled, and squeezed twice before letting go.

With a grunt, Tang Chen wanted to get up and stop sitting on this ugly lap.But Qi Yunhao stretched out his hand and stopped him lightly.

In order to divert his attention, Qi Yunhao peeled off a toffee and stuffed it into his mouth.

As soon as Tang Chen had something to eat, he calmed down again, the candy ball rolling back and forth in his mouth.

"Really." Qi Yunhao sighed slightly, put his arms around his waist, and said maliciously, "If you eat so much sugar, you won't be afraid that your teeth will hurt you to death."

When Tang Chen heard it, he trembled unconsciously, as if he had thought of something and was frightened.

Qi Yunhao smiled: "You know you're afraid?"

Tang Chen frowned, and suddenly slapped Qi Yunhao's forehead with his palm, pushed him away rudely, and let out a cold snort.

Qi Yunhao was stunned for a moment, showing a bit of suspicion—"...Aren't you stupid?"

But in the next second, Tang Chen stretched out his hand, like a squirrel hiding a chestnut, quickly snatched the toffee from Qi Yunhao's body, tore off the wrapping paper, ate another milk ball, and squinted his eyes slightly.

Qi Yunhao was helpless.I also know that I am being clever, and that little IQ is used for food.

At night, Tang Chen took a bath in the bathroom of Qi Yunhao's room.Qi Yunhao directly took his own pajamas for him to wear. Of course, the size was too big, and it was loose and loose.The half-covered, looming appearance is the most attractive.

Qi Yunhao pressed him on the bed again and kissed him deeply.

Tang Chen was breathless from the kiss, and said blankly, "I don't have any sugar."

Qi Yunhao poked his face and said, "I'm not you, I don't like sweets." He likes to eat other things.

When he wanted to lower his head and take another bite, Tang Chen pushed him and said solemnly, "My hair is wet."

The implication is that it is not good to lie in bed with wet hair.

This fool's focus is always so crooked that it makes people grit their teeth.

But Qi Yunhao understood his temperament very well, pulled him into his arms, weighed his thin arms and legs, and said, "Too thin, brother will buy you meat tomorrow."

Tang Chen's attention was immediately diverted, he thought of all kinds of delicious meat dishes, blinked, blinked, and began to excitedly think about what to eat tomorrow.

Qi Yunhao ate a good meal of tender tofu, held him in his arms, took a hair dryer, and patiently dried his little ancestor's hair, then hugged him, and fell asleep soundly.

At breakfast the next day.

Qi's father glanced at Qi Yunhao, hesitated for a while, and said, "Yunhao, your mother is calling, and she wants to meet you."

Qi Yunhao immediately frowned, "What's the matter?"

Qi's father said: "I want to chat with you, she also misses you."

After a while of silence, Qi Yunhao lowered his eyes, responded a little coldly, and said, "Well, I know, I will go to meet her."

Qi's mother divorced and remarried when he was very young, and she married a well-known rich man, and rumors continued.Most of his memories are only Qi's father, and his mother's appearance is so blurred that he can't remember it.

In Qi Yunhao's opinion, meeting a strange mother is not as important as going to the supermarket with Tang Chen.

So, he just had a simple meal with Qi's mother, who was exquisitely made up and well-dressed, at noon.The content of the conversation is also expected, that is, she feels that she left her son alone when he was very young, and now that her life is stable, she feels guilty and regretful, and wants to make up for her son and show her mother's love that has been delayed for many years.

Her current husband needs contacts and resources, and it is easy to raise a bright and potential young boy.The purpose of her trip is to pave a broad road for her son, so that he can go higher and further.

Mother Qi thought very well, but it also depends on whether the other party is willing to accept her kindness.

Qi Yunhao smiled politely, stood up and said, "I still want to work hard with my own hands, thank you. I have other things to do, so let's go first...Mom."

Mother Qi paused, froze for a moment, and then said, "...um."

In the afternoon, Qi Yunhao took his own small tofu to the supermarket.

When dealing with foodies, you must walk hand in hand, otherwise he will be hooked away by various gourmet restaurants.If you don't pay attention, you have to walk along the shop to find someone.

"Yunhao, when are we going to eat?"

Tang Chen's hair was drooping, and almost his whole body was lying on the armrest of the shopping cart. When the cart took a step forward, he rubbed it and moved it.

They are now visiting the daily necessities section, and nothing can arouse his interest.

Qi Yunhao rubbed his hair, and said like a bear parent: "When you are not so noisy."

He had repeated the same question many times, but after a while, he still couldn't help asking.

His arms were folded on the armrest of the shopping cart, his chin rested lazily on it, his head was touched, and he rubbed it subconsciously a few times, like a baby, soft and very attractive.

Qi Yunhao watched, his heart softened.

After shopping in the supermarket, Qi Yunhao took people to the clothing area on the other floor after depositing the shopping bags.

The two have good looks. When they approached a men's clothing store, the clerk's first reaction was not that it was strange that the two boys were holding hands, but that they thought—wow, this pair of brothers love each other very much, and the human-shaped hangers must look good on anything!

Immediately greeted them warmly, showed a professional smile, and asked them what kind of clothes they wanted to buy.

Qi Yunhao: "Let's see for ourselves first."

The clerk said yes, stood aside with a smile, and waited until the customer needed something before going over.

Qi Yunhao let go of Tang Chen's hand and looked at the style and fabric of the clothes.He wants to buy two T-shirts with a special pattern, one for each person.

The clothes in this store are more casual, the clothes are mainly comfortable and simple, and there are some T-shirts with cartoon patterns.

Qi Yunhao took out one to look at, and said with a smile, "I think it suits you quite well."

Tang Chen glanced at it. It was a cute Q-version dinosaur, and there were even small pieces of fabric protruding from the sides, in the shape of scales.He grumbled and said, "Childish."

Qi Yunhao smiled: "Are you qualified to say that? Don't you still like the chicken pattern?"

Tang Chen pursed his lips to argue: "No."

Qi Yunhao raised his eyebrows, noncommittal, and picked another one. The pattern is a Q version boy wearing glasses, wearing a peaked cap, slightly curly hair, and he is cute and cute.

He called the clerk and told her to take the proper size.

The clerk responded, brought the clothes over, and said with a smile, "You brothers have such a good relationship."

Qi Yunhao said calmly, "He's not my brother."

The clerk was confused...Huh? ! !What is the relationship!Also wear the same clothes!

Although shocked, she still kept her mouth shut in order to show her professionalism, pointed in the direction politely, and said, "The fitting room is over there."

Then, the clerk watched helplessly as the handsome boy pulled the cute boy next to him into the fitting room, it was still the same one!

The clerk was stunned again—hey, do you want to help change clothes? !

The clerk stood outside waiting anxiously, feeling inexplicably excited, and she herself couldn't understand why she was so excited.

Two handsome guys came out, wearing the same casual T-shirts, so they could burst.

One is handsome, softening the cold eyebrows; the other is even more cute, with the slightly raised hair on the top of the head, so cute that people can't wait to hug them home!

The clerk smiled brightly and praised: "It's so beautiful, it's especially suitable for you."

Usually she said this, not necessarily all the truth, and she would say it for the sake of performance, but this time she couldn't be more sincere, and felt that the clothes in the whole store were very suitable for them.Aww - it's so beautiful, it looks like a manga boy who came out of Two-dimensional.

The clerk was full of hype, but the customer was very sensible. He only bought the two T-shirts he wanted, and then turned and left the clothing store.

Qi Yunhao led Tang Chen away just to prevent him from getting lost. The place with the highest risk is the food area.But he didn't expect to lose him before reaching the food area.

There were too many people in the supermarket, and he was dazzled. Qi Yunhao frowned deeply, his face was ugly and gloomy, and he kept searching around with a black face, like a calm lunatic.

There are noisy sounds all around, ears are buzzing, and the crowd seems to be unable to breathe.

Qi Yunhao clenched his fists and was about to go to the broadcasting room, but after walking a few steps, he glanced out of the corner of his eye and saw a familiar slender figure, squatting next to a shop, poking his fingers on the floor, looking around with small eyes with.The children passing by saw it and thought it was strange. They pointed to their mother and asked what that brother was doing squatting there.

My heart skipped a beat, tightened suddenly, and then slowly let go.

He strode towards the figure with big strides, pulling him up from the ground.Before Tang Chen could happily call out to Yun Hao, he was hit hard on the head.

Qi Yunhao was furious, his eyes were even more flustered, and he growled: "Why don't you follow me closely?! Where are you going!"

Tang Chen's eyes were red with pain, and he said: "There are too many people, in the blink of an eye, you will disappear..."

Fortunately, Tang Chen wasn't too stupid, so he ran to the nearby shop they just visited and waited obediently.

Finally found someone, the panic in my heart subsided a lot, but the anger was hard to quell for a while, she stared at Tang Chen with a bit of hatred, clenched her hands into fists, and wanted to teach her a lesson.

But this guy in front of him is a little ancestor, he will tear up in pain wherever he hits, he looks very pitiful.Thinking of that appearance, he felt a bit overwhelmed, but Qi Yunhao couldn't hold back just letting him go.

Tang Chen covered his head, peeked with trembling eyelashes, and found that Qi Yunhao was silent, thinking he had escaped, he secretly heaved a sigh of relief.Unexpectedly, after returning to Qi's house with shopping bags, Qi Yunhao sat on the sofa with a dark face and said in a deep voice, "Come here."

Even if it was as simple as Tang Chen, he still felt a little danger, hesitantly rubbed over, and stammered, "What, why?"

Qi Yunhao didn't speak, he stretched out his hand and pulled the man down, face down, and pressed it on his thigh.

Tang Chen immediately thrashed and struggled, feeling very bad, "Let me go!"

But Qi Yunhao easily wrapped his arms around his slender arms, and held him down firmly, making him unable to move at all.

Tang Chen struggled until his face turned red, but it was still useless, instead he was so tired that he lay on Qi Yunhao's lap pitifully.But what happened next was even worse, a loud voice, and a sharp pain in the buttocks.

Immediately shocked.

Qi Yunhao's anger is still there!Tang Chen knew he was doomed!

"Why don't you follow me closely?" Qi Yunhao asked in a deep voice.

Tang Chen burst into tears: "I said it..."

With a slap, Tang Chen trembled, his eye circles became redder, and he cried very pitifully.

"There are so many people, you should hold on to me. If you get lost, how do you come back?" Continue to teach.

Tang Chen: "I can find the police..."

Qi Yunhao slapped again, "You are so stupid, what should you do if you are kidnapped by bad guys?"

Tang Chen bit his lip to retort: ​​"I'm not stupid!"

There was a crisp sound.The place where I was beaten was numb and painful, it must be red.Tang Chen grabbed his pants, and his emotions began to rise, his eyes were filled with mist, feeling extremely wronged, he gritted his teeth and remained silent.

Qi Yunhao slapped him several times, and his anger gradually dissipated. On the contrary, he had other thoughts, but the most important thing now is to let Tang Chen remember one thing, that is, to hold on to him tightly and not let go.

He sighed lowly, bent down to pick him up, and hugged him in his arms, and sure enough, the little ancestor had silently dropped the golden beans.

Qi Yunhao rubbed it lightly twice and said, "Does it hurt?"

Tang Chen glared at him: "Nonsense!"

Qi Yunhao pinched his face, "Fool, I'm worried about you. What if you get lost?"

Tang Chen: "Then you can't hit me, my mother never hit me!"

Qi Yunhao: "If you don't hit me, you won't have a long memory."

Tang Chen gritted his teeth angrily, pulled his hands off his face, bared his small white teeth, and bit down hard, leaving a neat tooth mark on it before letting go.

After biting, he was afraid that the other party would come to teach him a lesson again, so he jumped up and ran back to his home quickly.

Qi Yunhao sat on the sofa with a slightly stunned expression, looked at the teeth marks on the back of his hand, shook his head and smiled.

Because his butt was still hurting, Tang Chen yelled for his mother as soon as he went back, asked for safflower oil, hid in the toilet to wipe it, took off his pants and looked in the mirror, it was really red, and the safflower oil went up a little. After rubbing, it is hot and cool, and the feeling is extremely complicated. After rubbing, wash your hands with boiling water, and your hands are also very cold.

Tang's mother saw him go into the toilet with safflower oil and fiddle with it for a while, then she came out with a wrinkled face, and asked teasingly with a smile, "Bite by a mosquito?"

But it is not.But even if Tang Chen was stupid, he knew that being spanked was a very embarrassing thing, so he made a fuss, nodded and said yes.

Tang's mother smiled: "I have to go to the toilet to clean it. It seems that I bit an embarrassing place. It's really a bad mosquito."

What Mother Tang meant was only thighs and other places where the skin is tender and the blood tastes good.

But when Tang Chen heard it, he could no longer agree with it immediately, and nodded his head: "Yes! It's a very bad mosquito."

The serious appearance of scolding the mosquito was cute and joyful, which made Tang's mother laugh.

Tang's mother made dinner, and there were some dishes he liked. Tang Chen immediately ran to the dining table and sat down, picked up his chopsticks and started eating.

The mobile phone on the coffee table kept beeping and vibrating for notifications.

Mother Tang heard it and said, "Who is looking for you? Why don't you go and see?"

Tang Chen lowered his head and concentrated on cooking the rice, and said vaguely, "Dinner..."

Tang's mother was helpless: "Maybe others are in a hurry. It's not too late to eat after returning."

Tang Chen let out an oh, and ran over to pick up his phone to look. There were more than a dozen messages on WeChat, all of which were sent by Qi Yunhao.After reading it, he curled his lips and blocked the person without hesitation.Then, he ran back to the table to eat.

Qi Yunhao looked at the red exclamation mark and laughed angrily.

After eating, Mother Tang packed up the dishes and went to the kitchen to wash, while Tang Chen cleaned the table outside.The doorbell rang, and Tang Chenjin pulled on his slippers and went to open the door. He leaned over the cat's eye and saw that it was Qi Yunhao, so he didn't want to open it immediately.

Seeing that there was no movement outside, Mother Tang raised her voice and asked, "Who is it?"

Tang Chen wanted to say that someone had found the wrong door.But Qi Yunhao was well aware of his little thoughts, and shouted loudly: "Auntie, I'm looking for Tang Chen!"

Tang Chen suddenly froze and could only open the door.

As soon as he opened the door with drooping hair, Qi Yunhao forcefully pushed him away, and pulled the person out of the room, pressing him against the wall of the corridor outside the door.

At dinner time, usually no one passes by here.Mother Tang was still washing the dishes in the kitchen.

Qi Yunhao and Tang Chen stood facing each other, leaning their elbows on the wall above his head, making sure that the person was no longer struggling, then let go, looked down at him and said, "Don't you think your actions are naive? If you have something to say, you can't do it." Speak well?"

Tang Chen was a little timid, but he still muttered stubbornly: "I can't, I don't want to..."

Qi Yunhao pursed his lips and frowned with a serious expression, as if the dean was lecturing, "Don't blackmail me, do you know?"

Tang Chen muttered dissatisfiedly, but didn't nod.

Qi Yunhao pinched his face and looked at him.

Tang Chen slapped his hand away angrily, and felt a little itchy around his eyebrows, bitten by the wanton mosquitoes in the aisle.Mosquitoes in summer are quite aggressive.

He subconsciously stretched out his hand to scratch, for a moment he forgot that he had just applied safflower oil, and the corners of his eyes were burning hot, the eye circles were red, and he began to cry uncontrollably, water beads rolled down his face, it looked very irritating pity.

When Qi Yunhao saw it, he was out of control again. He wiped away his tears in an irritable mood, and softened his voice to coax him: "I didn't scold you, why are you crying?"

Tang Chen was so hot that he didn't have time to talk to him, and if he really wanted to blame it, it was his fault.If he hadn't spanked himself, why would he have applied safflower oil, and how could it have made his eyes so hot.

After Qi Yunhao managed to coax him down, he realized the real reason for his crying. He was angry and funny, and said, "Are you stupid?"

Tang Chen immediately raised his eyebrows and retorted: "You said you can't say I'm stupid!"

This was what Tang Chen said when he was bullied and ridiculed by his schoolmates before, and Qi Yunhao stood up for him and taught them a lesson.

At this time, Qi Yunhao rubbed the little fool's stupid hair, with a smile in his eyes: "Others can't say it, but I can."

It doesn't make sense at all.