I got pregnant after my cat died [Interstellar]

The boobs are really good.

The skin is smooth, shiny, and shiny, in line with the aesthetics of all Manganese people; the muscles are tough, straight, and elastic.When you look closely, it looks like rolling hills.

But Shi Wei didn't care to appreciate it, he was covering his nose, trying not to let the tears burst out.

The person who bumped into him obviously didn't expect this development, he was stunned for two seconds before reacting: "Ah Shi? Are you okay?"

"..." You, say, what?

Facing someone's resentful gaze, the other party smiled apologetically.Although Shi Wei's expression was ugly, but this pair of jet-black pupils were full of water, when he stared at him...

All in all, no deterrent.

It was obvious at a glance that the little friend was thinking about something messy, Shi Wei was angry and funny.He closed his eyes to hold back his tears, and gestured with a cold face: [Where is the thing? ]

The other party became silly and sweet in seconds: "It's outside."

Shi Wei: "..."

The first time Shi Wei saw Chen Si was when he came to deliver the goods half a month ago.

Chen Si, who claimed to be a prodigal son who lived in no fixed place and wandered among the tribes, was actually a traveling merchant traveling all over the world.

His surname is unknown, and there is some vague background behind him, but it is obvious that he is not the young master who came out to "experience the hardships of life" when he was full and had nothing to do.

Shi Wei didn't intend to get to know him in depth, but he just felt that this person... had a lot of drama.

Like the earth, the various tribes on Manganese, and even between different regions, mostly use different languages ​​internally.Even the so-called lingua franca has undergone certain adjustments and transformations.

Taking the name as an example, most of the names of Manganese people are in the form of the surname first and the first name after. However, due to regional differences, the surname and first name may not be the same language at all.After the emergence of the lingua franca, most of these names were transliterated, and some of them sounded very strange.

After a long time, most Manganese people, especially businessmen who are used to traveling among various tribes, began to choose part of their own names as external "terms".

Later, this habit was spread to various places, and more and more people did it.So now the names of Manganese people, the official name is one thing, but the ones that are actually pronounced, especially in the common language, are all "abbreviations" in all likelihood.

"My name means 'sincere heart'," Chen Si said at the time, "let me tell you quietly, this is a cosmic precious gem."

Shi Wei: "?"

Chensi: "My father is not from this planet. He came to Manganese because of an accident, and then...by the way, what's your name?"

The topic changed too quickly. At that time, Manganese Language hadn't passed the fourth level yet. Meng Wei reacted for a few seconds with a half-guess, and finally pointed to himself and made a "Shi" mouth-synthetic.

Chensi snorted: "My father was injured at the time and forced to land in a remote village in Manganese. My mother is the eldest daughter of a local family of ordinary people, and she has a favored younger brother."

Shi Wei: "..."

Chen Si fell into memory: "My mother said that when she was washing clothes by the river, she picked up her father who was unconscious, and then dragged him to the woodshed. It is impossible for the family to take in such an unknown person, but leave him alone [-]% will die."

Shi Wei: "..." Wait, why does this plot seem familiar?

Chensi had a melancholy expression: "So she saved her own food, stole the medicine for treatment from her parents, and took good care of him. A few days later, the man woke up and asked her who she was and where this place was."

Shi Wei: "..." It's really getting more and more familiar.

Chensi sighed: "At this time, the rich man in the village took a fancy to her and asked her to be his concubine; at the same time, another powerful tribe on the other side of the river was eyeing them... "

Shi Wei: "..."

Shi Wei: "...=="

Well, he knew why it sounded familiar.

Isn't this the synopsis of one of Manganese Star's most famous romantic comedies, "Greedy Wolf Robbery" that the accountant told him two days ago? ? ?

You, step, horse, in, tease, me (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻???

In short, in Shi Wei's view as a purebred alien, just figuring out their names is a very brain-consuming task.

And talking to Chen Si is more tiring than memorizing the full names of a hundred Manganese people.

Tired.

The back of the man is tall and straight. The average height of Manganese people is more than two meters. Chen Si claims to be two meters three three.With that golden skin, pretty good looks (manganese standards), short black hair and golden eyes, the rate of turning heads is absolutely [-]%.

Combined with the character of the other party, Shi Wei can only sigh, this guy probably came from the wrong place.

On a planet with a well-developed entertainment industry, as long as there is a chance, thousands of men and women will definitely be able to win the actor's acting skills, marry Bai Fumei and reach the pinnacle of life.

Some kind of regret for the hidden front of the sword made Shi Wei's attitude ease a little.Chen Si didn't know the twists and turns in his little friend's heart, so he took him to the door and gestured to some of the goods in the full pile of cars.

With Shi Wei's strength, of course, it is impossible to move it all at once, and it is conservatively estimated that it will even take three trips - but by the same token, there is a big guy next to him, and it is not a decoration.

The premise is that the other party is willing to help.

Shi Wei recalled the past, and finally chose to remain silent, and stepped forward to remove things within his ability.During this period, someone stood by and watched, until he saw that he was about to leave, so he stretched out his hand to stop him.

Shi Wei looked up at him.

Chen Si blinked: "Calling brother?"

"..."

Brother and sister.

Shi Wei slandered secretly, and scolded himself even if it didn't matter.

But considering the efficiency of moving things, the salary increase trend shown by the boss just now, and the image of a "sharp, capable and clever" guy he has maintained in front of everyone for more than a month, he chose to compromise.

Fortunately, this time I just called Brother Sheng, and I won't lose a piece of meat.

The young man mouthed "Brother" in a very foolish way, and left without looking back.

Three seconds later, another footstep followed behind him.

Still humming a little song.

After putting the things down, Shi Wei still said thank you.

Personality incompatibility is personality incompatibility, and normal politeness is still necessary.

"Hey, Chen Si, today's goods are more than last time, it seems that you can make a lot of money?"

When the two of them came out of the warehouse together, another errand guy met them and found a seat for Chensi very skillfully, "Please sit down. By the way, the boss said that we can leave work today, and Chensi can eat whatever he wants." Tell us Ah Shi, ah~"

"Good brother, come back next time and treat you to the specialty of the Sixth Tribe."

Seeing the winking expression of the other party, and the attitude of "everyone understands what you are doing, so don't cover it up", Shi Wei just wanted to find a place to bump his head to death.

He worked in the store for a month and got to know Chen Si for a month.In the beginning, he delivered and picked up the goods, and later when he was learning the language, he was pointed out by the other party——

As a world-wide businessman, Chensi is proficient in all common and native languages ​​from the first to the seventh, and can carry out daily conversations with some medium-sized tribes.He can even speak a few words of the local dialect of some remote villages.

Talent is something that people can only envy in many cases.

Recently, Chensi's business scope is basically in the six or seven tribes, and he can come to the Sirius Hotel once every three to five days.In the beginning, they were nodding acquaintances, and later became both teachers and friends.When we met last time, the other party suddenly took out a golden apple and gave it to him.

Shi Wei: Sudden bewilderment.jpg.

The golden apple is a kind of plant fruit of Manganese Planet. It has nothing to do with the apples on the earth. It looks like a fist-sized durian.Its inner capsule is extremely soft, glutinous and sweet, more delicious than durian, but without the dreaded smell.

But this thing is not common, it is not a matter of scarce nutritional value, it is purely a cultural effect-as the protagonist of a well-known love story, its appearance is basically equated with diamonds on the earth.

That is to say, it is used to propose marriage.

Shi Wei lived to be 25 years old. Because of his physical condition, he could basically write a book "On the Crazy Marriage Proposals I Experienced in Those Years".Maybe it will win a Hugo Award① or something because of the content in it.

But even if he had encountered a thousand fatal marriage proposals, he had hardly experienced a normal confession.

Well, in a place where I don’t know how many light-years away from the earth, I was proposed with fruit to a strong man fifty centimeters taller than me. Most importantly, everyone thought he was underage...

Shi Wei felt that he probably encountered a pervert again.

Pedophilia doesn't count, after all, based on his observations, he is about the same age as a sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy from Manganese.The aborigines here get married early, and 16 years old is considered the legal age of marriage.

And apart from the marriage proposal, Chen Si's behavior is very normal - if the drama is not counted, the man's help in his language learning, and the other's interesting words and deeds, Shi Wei actually quite likes him.

Of course, this kind of liking has nothing to do with men and women, nor men and women.

No matter what Shi Wei thought, someone left without much entanglement after being smeared with the SSR card of "I'm sorry you're a good person, but we're not suitable".

As an experienced person in a certain sense, Shi Wei didn't relax just yet—as expected, Chen Si reappeared a few days later, and this time he took out a little guy from his bag in addition to the routine goods.

Shi Wei: "..."

Chen Si: "..."

Little guy: "Jiujiu."

A small, round, white fluffy thing that looks like an orange meow in a bird.In a mass of fat, round hair, only a pair of black bean-like eyes can be seen.

"Last time by the river, you stared at the passing flying squirrel for 3 minutes, and the last time a barn passed by on the roof." Chen Si said, "You seem to like fluffy things."

Shi Wei: "..."

Shi Wei received a critical hit of [-] points.

The author has something to say: ①The Hugo Award is an award issued by the "World Science Fiction Association". It is basically equal to the Nobel of science fiction (at least one of them).