I got pregnant after my cat died [Interstellar]

#论坛体#818 My scumbag boss who makes people run with the ball

1L (landlord)

The content is as in the title, it is purely a complaint, in order not to be discovered by the boss, I typed a thick code

The gender here is ♂, the coordinates of a certain tourist star in Yumeng.Friendly reminder, it is the source of the wonderful advertisement that "passed by an asteroid, and every living being can fly freely from now on".

The gender of the boss is also ♂, and his hobbies seem to be male. How do you determine this kind of privacy issue as a subordinate?The reason why it seems to be said is because the other party is a man.

I really want to give the boss a 10 for his good looks. I am afraid that I will be complained about flattery or a third party premeditated to take over the position, so I simply skip it.

2L

Why don't young people like to say everything at once?

3L

How does LS know that the landlord is a young man

4L

This shit has been picked on by the boss, the old fried dough sticks have the guts.Moreover, isn't the age of my Daewoo League Tucao Jun's audience mostly hovering at the early stage of maturity and below?

5L

Well-founded

6L

Li Jufu

7L

So, am I the only one who doesn't know where the meme about being hit by a star and turning into a birdman came from?

8L

是 的

9L

only you

10L

that's right

11L

Don't make trouble upstairs, let me explain to 2333L.

Hundreds of millions of degrees searched for "the appearance of the floating city", and the first official name of Wu Chongxing was

12L (landlord)

TO4L: 666, but I'm not a young man, am I?

Our boss airborne to the company more than ten years ago, and the numbers are coded and processed, so you don’t have to guess whether it’s more than ten years, and you can’t guess:) At that time, the owner was a young man when he first joined the company, and he was really the boss when we first met His appearance was amazing.

Don't get me wrong, the host is straight, and this kind of stunning is only limited to the aesthetic level.And I believe that there are definitely not a few people in the company who feel the same as me.

It's a pity that the facts have proved that it takes time to experience the means, and the second generation ancestor, no matter how good-looking he is, is just a vase.

Although the true background of the boss has never been uncovered, judging by the IQ of a normal person, it is definitely not a small family who can be parachuted down to make a show.

In short, according to the host's recollection, since he was stationed in our company, this guy has basically done nothing.Usually I don't know where the waves are going, and I molested pretty girls and men every now and then, so it can be regarded as the company's mascot and scenery.

Until one day a few years later, he suddenly disappeared.

13L

? ? ?sudden suspense

14L

This is going to be a little strange

15L

Caught off guard and thrown out of the car

16L

I bet on a set of mechs, at the end of this article, the boss suddenly popped up and said "Thank you everyone, we are already together"

17L

+1

18L

No, no, don’t add anything, brother of LS, look at the title and the beginning, isn’t this article about the boss and his wife with the ball?

19L

It's a pity that the beautiful wife has not appeared [doge]

20L

I only saw LZ trying his best to praise his boss's appearance [funny]

21L

Let it go, let it go, it's green again

22L (landlord)

TO20L: What the hell are you green?

At that time, it was the same as coming by airborne, the boss disappeared for no reason.

There have been some rumors within the company, but none of them are really reliable.Anyway, as an ordinary employee working from [-] to [-], the transfer of these disputes has nothing to do with us.

That's how it was. Over the past few years, I have basically forgotten the face of my former boss.Although he is really handsome, handsome can't be eaten, can he?

Unexpectedly, just a while ago, our boss, should be called the former boss—suddenly came back by airborne!

Not only that, but also brought a little lover!Still a man!It seems to be pregnant!

It must be aliens, it can only be aliens... But speaking of it, who knows the records of Yumeng's current forces, how many humanoid races are conceived by men?

23L

Landlord... you...

24L

Really...

25L

Sure……

26L

I am...

27L

Straight man... is it...

28L

See also our specialty: Schrödinger's straight man [funny]

29L

Since the landlord said that he is a straight man!That's a straight man!What's wrong with a straight man who likes to lick the face of his male boss!What's wrong with a straight man thinking about his same-sex boss for ten years!What's wrong with straight guys getting anal? !

30L

The author is prohibited from answering the question

31L

You stand here and don't move around, I'm going to pull up the orange tree

32L

□□Please sit down!

33L

I'll move the train station here for you

34L (landlord)

You... Forget what you love, anyway, this altar always follows this trend.

Continue to chop.

Speaking of the boss coming back, he brought his little lover with him.In fact, it should be called the proprietress, but on the one hand, the boss is so scumbag, not only has he not received a certificate, but he doesn't seem to want to admit his relationship with the proprietress?On the other hand, it's purely my own selfishness.

Because, the proprietress looks really good-looking!So lovely!So lovely!

Say the important thing three times.

It's not that he is more handsome than the boss, the two have different styles.Rather...how should I put it, the proprietress has a special aura, which is very eye-catching.

This point was discussed when I had lunch with my buddies from the unit. I thought I was the only one who thought this way, but I didn’t expect everyone to have the same idea?

And compared to the boss, the boss lady is very reliable, and she is still helping the boss manage the company while she is pregnant.Usually I don't like to laugh very much, but I won't make trouble for you or make people feel angry when I'm in a bad mood.

But it was precisely because of this that the boss...was really scumbag.

To give a few examples, for example, at the beginning he refused to admit that he had a relationship with the proprietress, but later he could not deny it and said that he did not want a child; another example is that he actually asked to have sex with the proprietress during pregnancy, and the worst thing was that he turned his face when he got out of bed Disapproved? !

I'm so angry, I'm so angry, I really want to be a spare tire.

35L

...I think the direction of this post is getting more and more confusing

36L

+1

37L

+2

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+3

39L

The only thing that is certain is that the host is a real straight man [the little yellow man smiles]

40L

I feel like I don’t quite understand your straight men [manual goodbye]

41L (this building has been deleted)

What a fascination, it is obvious that there are smoke bombs released by the landlord in front of it!In fact, this post is a counterattack article about how the host got NTR, the boss was promoted and raised, married the boss wife, gave birth to a pair of completely different twins, and reached the pinnacle of life!

42L (landlord)

LS involved personal attacks and reported it.

The spare tire is an exaggeration, the basics of elementary language education, are your Chinese taught by physical education teachers?

About how scumbag the boss is, in fact, part of it is heard by others.At first, the poster was skeptical, until one day when I went to deliver materials, I heard their conversation at the door.

Before that, according to a brother in the corner, the reason why the boss and the boss's wife had something to do was purely the result of the boss not being able to control his lower body when he was in heat.After the landlord accidentally listened to the corner, he finally believed it.

For coding purposes, the following content is not 100% restored, as long as everyone understands the meaning.

This paragraph is said to be what the boss said after the boss’s wife found the company all the way. The source of the content is a colleague of mine:

[My original plan was to send you away when XXX is resolved.Temporarily unable to find the wormhole leading to XX, it should allow you to settle in a galaxy with no worries about food and clothing. 】

↑Typical "Everyone is an adult, it's just a spur of the moment, you've signed this check and you've never known each other since then" scumbag tone.

Then the proprietress told the fact that he was pregnant, and the proprietor said:

[At first I found out that you were actually pregnant. Although I made a choice in my heart, I didn't plan to stay - it was a bit troublesome, but it's not that there is no way to make it disappear. 】

This is already hin scum, right?But guys, it's even more extreme here:

【"I know the way of confession in your place, (a few words are omitted, probably the native dialect of the proprietress). However, to me, they are meaningless.】

Even so, the proprietress still bears the burden of humiliation and stays with him when this kind of line of killing must be thrown out!When I went to deliver something, I heard them say "including children", obviously this is just making do for posterity!

Then the proprietress said, at least the boss didn't hurt him much (this requirement is too low), and he saved his life.Obviously, the favor of saving his life promised him something, that's why the proprietress fell in love with him.Also, the proprietress said that the requirements for the future half are actually very simple, but unfortunately the boss still refuses to satisfy him...

Wow, it's too cruel!Thinking about the young and beautiful boss's wife, but falling in love with such a provocative and irresponsible scumbag like the boss, it really makes people feel sad and angry.

Finally, the big move came!

Later, they seemed to say something again, but they didn't hear clearly. Anyway, the proprietress asked the boss what plans he had for the future, including having a baby.

The boss said, if you are willing (too hypocritical, really too hypocritical), I would like to do that with you one more time.

Does he still remember that the proprietress is pregnant with a child... oh, he didn't want it in the first place.

In short, after hearing this, the host really couldn’t stay any longer, so he handed over the information to a passing colleague and returned to his own one-acre three-point land.

***

Shi Wei opened his eyes and found himself lying on the bed obediently.

But in the next second, he understood the reason - a thick and powerful arm stretched across his waist and then gathered upwards, holding him firmly in his arms.

Longer and thicker than him, and whiter than him.

Shi Wei is not the skin type that is said to "not get tanned no matter how much sun is exposed to the sun", otherwise he would not be able to pretend to be a manganese star before.But it's easier for him to come back for nothing. Since he talked to Li Chensi, the company has honestly held him back for more than half a month, and he has recovered [-]% of the original.

But Li Chensi is a completely different color number, just like yellow people and white people together, there is no way to compare.

Sensing his movement, the man beside him opened his eyes and looked at each other for a few seconds...suddenly removed the arm that was pressing on him.

Caught off guard, Shi Wei staggered and floated up.

"...Li Chensi," he leaned on the wall to stabilize his body, and couldn't help rolling his eyes, "You really are Pikachu's younger brother, right?"

The author has something to say: Dear folks, in order to make my plan to raise cats a step closer, Lanzi decided to enter v this Sunday, which is the 25th.

The old rules have changed, the first ten people who leave a message with more than 5 words will be given a red envelope, and the next ten (if any) will be given out randomly.

I hope everyone will give the old transparent author some plastic flower love, and be grateful.

Let me think about what else can seduce you to love me, spoiler (no):

In the update of the day after tomorrow, in order to eat tofu, a certain older single man resolutely tore off his face, pretended to be tender and called his brother, and saved someone who had encountered a new pervert again, once, from the fire...

And in the not-too-distant future, there will be some, children will have them, and there will be some below the neck.

So don't miss it when you pass by, a flat Lanzi doesn't need 998, 98, only a dime!