Kaiyang

Human World Office Beijing Headquarters, Xianmen Shanhaiguan.

"What should I do if I was forced into marriage by my master? Wait online, hurry up."

Gu Yan posted a Moments, casually threw the vibrating mobile phone on the stone table, leaned on his chin, and stared blankly at a bunch of people and demons below, hahahahaha.

Across the stone table, master Bai Ze and second senior brother Li Jian looked at him stiffly.

Gu Yan looked at the phone enough, changed the side of Ji Mie on his lap, and carefully wiped the blade.

As the guardian of the Xianmen Shanhaiguan, it is his duty to eliminate demons and defend the way. Letting him fall in love with a mortal, what is the difference between guarding and stealing?

"A villain!" Bai Ze slammed the hexagram, "When I was young, I was cute and followed behind and called the master, and when I grew up, I knew how to disobey the master! It's almost 4000 years, and the rebellious period has not passed yet, what do you mean?" Are you mad at me?!"

"Don't think about Master." Gu Yan shook the hilt of Ji Mie's sword, with a very indifferent expression, "It's impossible for me to rely on love to attract thunder, you are unworthy apprentice, I will not be able to ascend in this life, accept it This fact, when the time limit is up, let my soul fly away quietly..."

Sensing the chill coming towards his face, Gu Yan raised his head suddenly, but before he could see Master's face clearly, the second senior brother's cuff flashed a sword light.

Three seconds later, Gu Yan crawled out of the fairyland [-] meters away.

"Hey~ Isn't this Qingxian Xianjun?" Xuanwu and Gu Yan, who were soaking comfortably in the pool, waved their hands, looked up and down a few times, and a narrow smile appeared on their faces, "My son has been ascending for 500 years, Xianjun Why don't you seem to have ascended yet, hahahahaha..."

Gu Yan was standing on the bank drenched all over, brushing his drenched bangs back with one hand, and Ji Mie in the other hand undisguisedly released a cold and evil spirit, squinting at the big Xuanwu in the pool, his face Expressionless.

Xuanwu with a terrified face froze, shuddered, turned around and walked away.

Exhaling lightly, Gu Yan adjusted his expression, set up Ji Mie and flew back, kneeling obediently in front of the stone table.

In the blue sky, it is the season when peach blossoms are floating all over the sky.

Gu Yan was slapped on the face and fell down, Gu Yan picked up the hexagram thrown by the master and glanced down.

Very common birthday horoscope, neither good nor bad.

Bai Ze: "This person is..."

Thunder suddenly exploded above his head, Bai Ze quickly stopped his voice, and the three people beside the stone table looked up at the thunder cloud above their heads.

Sighing, Bai Ze picked up the teacup: "...Anyway, when you see it, you should be able to understand..."

"Be obedient and fall in love or hack you to reincarnate, you choose one." Li Jian said lightly, "Don't think you can escape, even if you hide in the eighteenth hell, I can still hack you."

Gu Yan looked at the half-drawn sword in the hands of the second senior brother, folded the hexagrams neatly, stuffed them into his still wet clothes, turned around and walked down the trail without saying a word.

Bai Ze looked at the back of his youngest son in the rebellious period leaving, and sighed while clutching his heart.

"Don't he remember?" Li Jian put away the sword, caught the limp Bai Ze, and stroked his hair, "Why is he still like that bear?"

"It doesn't matter," Bai Ze rubbed back and forth, humming a few times: "My own demons, let him get rid of it..."

The fallen petals were blown up by the breeze, and the Hetu Luoshu on the stone table turned a few pages by itself, and black traces like burns spread between the pages, as if to herald some kind of unknowable danger.

Li Jian raised his eyebrows, looked down at the lazy guy in his arms, and after three seconds, Bai Ze opened his eyes, "...Also, let's call Chen Shuyi."

·

On the last day of June, Su Yu passed the last exam in his college career and walked out of the school with ease.

"Hey! Su Yu, where are you going later?"

Someone slapped him on the back, Su Yu snorted, put away the phone he just took out, "Go home, what's wrong?"

"You have a little girlfriend hidden at home? Every time you are on vacation, you are in a hurry to go home!" The tall and hulking roommate put his whole body on Su Yu's shoulders, shaking hard with hatred, "The junior year is over, and there is only one student left. In the past year, I have to be busy with internships, finding jobs and writing papers every day, so we hardly see each other, so don’t leave today, get together with your brothers tonight, tomorrow..."

After several struggles, Su Yu sighed in his heart, turned around and pulled the hands off his shoulders, secretly pinched Fa Jue with his left hand, and snapped his fingers in the chattering roommate's ear with his right hand.

Students came and went around, no one noticed what he did.

The roommate's eyes were dazed for a while, and after regaining consciousness, he looked at Su Yu's face blankly.

Su Yu: "Anything else?"

The roommate blushed slightly from Su Yu's gaze, took a small step back, scratched his head and finally found an excuse: "The class, the class leader asked me to ask you why you haven't handed in your internship application form..."

"Oh, that," Su Yu smiled, "I haven't figured out where to practice yet, I'll tell him myself when I've figured it out."

In fact, he wanted to earn extra money by being a killer on the Hungry Ghost Road, but this obviously couldn't be written on the school's internship form.

Su Yu waved goodbye to his roommate with a smile, walked quickly into a large underground chain supermarket near the school, and took out his vibrating mobile phone from his pocket.

Su Yu: "Hello?"

"Hey, I'm going to starve to death."

Xiao Yuan's voice came from the microphone accompanied by a very noisy background sound. Su Yu held the mobile phone in his left hand and pulled the cart with his right hand, walked to the shelf full of hot pot ingredients and stood still: "If you are hungry, you have to wait So, I just came out of the examination room, and I was stalked by a roommate for a while, and I was sent away with a magic spell."

"Do you still dare to use curses outside? Crack down hard recently, big brother," Xiao Yuanyu said earnestly, "Be careful that the people in Shanhaiguan arrest you, you are their favorite devil, bar none."

"Fart." Su Yu smiled contemptuously, and threw bags of hot pot ingredients into the cart, "The rats near the school almost emptied the supermarket, and I haven't seen a single sign of the law enforcement team. Can I be caught for a nearly unidentifiable magic spell? That's really..."

Suddenly there was a strange fluctuation in the air, and a group of rats rushed past on the right front.

Su Yu's fingers were stiff, and he held up a bag of spicy hot pot ingredients, with his mouth half-opened and unable to speak.

"Then you can come back quickly, my uncle," Xiao Yuan wailed with hunger, "Now there are eight cows, ten boxes of seafood, and more than 30 sheep in the yard. King Hanba heard that you are very excited to come back today, so he specially went to Qing Qiu Shan grabbed a batch of wine to celebrate your summer vacation, and now everything is ready, you just need to bring the hot pot ingredients home..."

The upright and awe-inspiring atmosphere continued to spread in the supermarket. Shanhaiguan law enforcement officers in dark blue military robes walked out from the crowd who were blind to them. The dark golden belt gleamed, and countless spells were stacked. The leader pulled out his waist With a flick of the long whip, the mouse spirit running around in front of him immediately fell to the ground.

"Xiao Yuan," Su Yu took a deep breath, "...you, crow's mouth..."

Xiao Yuan: "?"

The mouse spirits in the corner of the eye were bloodied and wailed. Su Yu lowered his head, pretending to study the spicy hot pot ingredients in his hand, his heart beating like a drum, and he desperately tightened his magic breath.

The law enforcement team members tightened their long whips in satisfaction, stepped on the struggling and writhing backs of the mice and started finishing work, while the leader looked straight at Su Yu's direction.

"Hey, Su Yu? Talk..." Xiao Yuan smiled twice, "Master, I was wrong, why don't I stop urging you?"

According to the usual practice, each Shanhaiguan law enforcement team has three low-level Jindan monks and a mid-level Jindan captain. With Su Yu's strength, he can definitely win if he fights freely. The question is whether he can successfully escape before the reinforcements arrive.

It seems that this year's character is all spent on exams, well, if you work hard, you won't have to go back to school next year.

Exactly what I want.

"Don't worry, Xiao Yuan, I..." Su Yu put down the hot pot ingredients, changed his mobile phone, and was about to pull out Taotie from the sea of ​​consciousness. Suddenly, a powerful spiritual pressure surged from behind, and Su Yu Yu paused, then turned around stiffly: "...I may not be able to go back."

After finishing speaking, Su Yu immediately cut off the call without waiting for Xiao Yuan's answer.

A young woman in a white lace dress slowly came from behind Su Yu, followed by a tall black-haired young man and an old man holding a whisk.

It is said that in the human world, the number of monks who have reached the stage of becoming a god can be counted on one hand.

Cold sweat fell down Su Yu's back like rain, and he couldn't believe what he saw.

"Hello, classmate, you are a junior this year. Do you want to find a job? We can accept interns and pay you a salary!" The young woman smiled softly, her brown curly hair was properly scattered on her shoulders, her skin Fair and fair, his eyes were shining brightly, and the powerful aura brought by the cultivators in the spiritual formation stage directly overwhelmed Su Yu.

The black-haired, thin-eyed young man behind the young woman gestured "OK" to the captain of the Shanhaiguan Law Enforcement Team. The captain took out his mobile phone to take a photo, and walked away with his team members and rat spirits contentedly.

Wait... what kind of trick is this? !

Su Yu looked confused.

"Little classmate," the old man with the dust whisk in his hand smiled kindly, "Are you single? Are you looking for someone? Do you have any plans to get married?"

"……what?"

Have I encountered a neurosis?Is it too late to run now?

Su Yu began to deeply doubt his own magic life.

"Tsk, trouble." The young woman tilted her head and looked at Su Yu from top to bottom, closed the gossip plate in her hand, and raised her right hand under Su Yu's frightened eyes, "I don't have time to care about the "Regulations of the World" , let’s get you back first and then talk about it.”

The hairs on the back of Su Yu's neck stood on end, and he watched helplessly as the young woman cast a curse on him, but he didn't even have the slightest ability to resist.

"Hello, my name is Chen Shuyi." The young brown-haired woman smiled slightly, "Please come with us."

·

Tens of thousands of miles away, in the slit between Yan Luo Hell and Huangquan Land, there is a place called the Cave of Ten Thousand Demons, where cattle and sheep stroll leisurely on the hillside.

In a chaotic courtyard at the foot of the hillside, there was a special space for three big cauldrons filled with water. Under the big cauldron, the real fire of Samadhi was burning vigorously. Xiao Yuan sat on a small wooden bench, holding a half-peeled Lian, staring at the phone screen showing that the call had ended, was in a daze.

All the monsters in the courtyard stopped picking vegetables and cutting meat, and all looked at Xiao Yuan.

"He just said 'rest assured', then what?" Xiao Yuan looked up blankly.

"Then it was 'I may not come back'!" The little ghost king, who appeared to be only ten years old, raised his hands to answer. He squatted in the meat roll that had been cut like a hill, exuding a steady stream of natural coolness, without pupils. His eyes blinked, and it took a while to realize: "My brother Yu was really taken away? No way! What about the hot pot ingredients?"

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