[Xianjian Ancient Sword] Attacking Little Nurse

☆、【Enron Diary】

【Enron Diary·One】

"Jiawu, Gengwu, Jiawu, Guiyou, overcast to cloudy, light wind (translated by the author: the first day of crossing, [-]:[-] p.m.)"

(﹁﹁)~→ I asked Aunt Tong about the time just now, and this is the answer she gave me after counting her fingers for a moment... What the hell...

The old lady saw that I was confused, so she took advantage of Shaogong to appease the hearts of the people, and taught me how to use heaven and earth to calculate time in order to build momentum for the young hero who was going to date the bandit king.Kneel down, Aunt Tong, you don’t have to bother, just tell me the format [Zhenguan 13th year of a certain month and a certain day] [Kaiyuan first year of a certain month and a certain day and a certain time] This format will do... The me behind A, B, C, Ding Zi Chou Yinmao I can't bear it...

after an hour……

Five-body cast Orz - the old lady actually taught me!If my math teacher back then had half the skills of hers, then I would definitely be a clinical monk squatting at school instead of a working dog in Anding Hospital. [The probability of non-combat attrition will obviously drop significantly]

Ji Tong is really a good person, no wonder Shao Gong couldn't forget her for several lifetimes after marrying her.If I were a man, I would definitely fall in love with her inner beauty~ It's the perfect realm for a rival in love.

Xiaolan is very talkative, so Shaogong's true love is actually Shaoxia, right?That passer-by in gay purple is buzzing and making headaches, just like the guy in the third ward who fantasizes about being a queen bee.

Looking at them like this is actually not bad.I mean just take a look and leave immediately, not not being unable to go back now.

Damn you are only allowed to enter but not to exit, did I enter the time travel company run by Pixiu by mistake?Lord of Death, open the door, I know you are at home.Don't hide in there without making a sound, open the door, open the door, open the door!let me out!I didn't apply for time travel!

Realizing that I really couldn’t find the door of the department, I tried to knock on the door of the cell with the rhythm of Aunt Xue, but I was baptized by the eyes of all the inmates with [Fuck, this girl is crazy], so I had no choice but to take refuge in Shaogong.Everyone knows that the villain is absolutely safe until he reveals his dark side, and Ouyang Shaogong is my true love after all, and I wish I could spend a short time with him for an hour or two. [Of course it won't be suitable for a long time]

The young hero came back to save people.Hello Shaoxia, goodbye Shaoxia, I am very grateful to Shaoxia for his iceberg type, who made me a high-cold patient~ Ahhh, no one complains in the diary, so lonely, friends, whoever expresses one? Hughes' woolen rope give me a hand?

Well, the diary is not Weibo, and no one likes it when I post it to Moments... Ah no, provide effective advice.I'd better see the situation first.

I caught a Xiangling on the way out of the cottage, Aunt Tong, you are so kind, this is the third card I sent you today, please keep it.I don't know if I have awakened some amazing talent, and the demonized bandits can be killed in seconds without any pressure.The feeling of dissipating ashes is similar to that of a 3D movie, very realistic, but I feel that it is fake.

As a competent NPC, Ji Tong told me about Shao Gong's hobbies and taboos, eight generations of ancestors and living habits, and repeatedly popularized the necessary common sense of ancient life.She gave me the feeling that even if the real ancient Central Plains women pay attention to these [common sense] points, they may be able to abide by them in their daily lives, but they will not notice them when they tell them, just like when modern women give science popularization Don't say "women don't have 'seven outs'" and "men's bigamy breaks the law" - the little fox listened quite seriously in my arms. She grew up in southern Xinjiang, so she probably doesn't know much about the world in the Central Plains?

I pondered for a long time, how to cover up that as a modern person, I am incompatible with the gentle and obedient aura of ancient women, and finally a stroke of genius came to my mind-someone who pretended to be a woman from the world of a queen.It doesn’t matter if others don’t believe it, Ji Tong from Mishima and Ten Continents and Shao Gong who has experienced many unbelievable things will definitely believe because of thinking too much ╮(╯▽╰)╭

It is enough for them to believe.

So don’t think too much when it’s okay, sometimes you overdo it and find trouble for nothing.No, I have to remember this sentence and take it as a warning—what if one day I also become a villain boss?You can't be successfully pushed away by the protagonist group because of an untimely eloquence. Countless seniors have learned a bloody lesson~ [Wait, your direction of thinking...

Closer to home—according to the experience of being in Two-dimensional for these years, Shaogong’s BGM was playing before I traveled, and he was my only true love. He was the first person to discover me after the time travel. These three points can be concluded, The key to get home is in his hands.As for the way to unlock the key, whether to kill him or attack him, heh~ Obviously, I will never intervene in other people's love and hatred.

True love Xiansen, so that I can go home, you sacrifice a little bit, let go of the small self to become the big one, I will greet Shanghai Candle Dragon on your behalf~

Then she became Shaogong's "cousin" smoothly, to the point where I wondered if I was hooked on "All wishes come true".In order to confirm today's lucky value, I used "flopping" to throw the recording phone into Shaogong's sleeve, and when he and Xiaolan Shaoxia came out, I put on the earphones to listen to the conversation.Hey, it's actually exactly the same as Peng Yao's voice instead of Zhao Ling's... Wait, Shao Gong is not Uncle Xie, why is there an option of "Zhao Ling's voice"?

Can't figure it out, skip this topic.

When approaching Qinchuan, with a soft heart, he agreed to Jitong's super troublesome request--to spare Shaogong from committing suicide.This guy has such a high number of tiers, can I stop it if I want to?Well, don't look at me with such pleading eyes, I'm afraid of pia~ I promise you, I will try my best to do it.

But it is still very troublesome.

Forget it, let’s summarize today’s past—time travel, accept the fact of time travel, and find a way to go home.

Harvest: Now you have penetrated into the enemy's interior, know yourself and the enemy's tactics, open~

I’m so sleepy, let’s end today’s diary here, I got too much information, I need to digest it.Good night.

"Jiawu, Gengwu, Yihai, Jiawu, Qing (the author's friendly translation: the second day of crossing, nine o'clock in the evening)"

Before sailing, watch Aunt Tong and Shao Gong show their affection.

God is annoying, how about I go chat with Qingxue about Lily, or tease Little Apple, Xiangling?

Forget it, my sexuality is still a traditional romance, at most I can add a strong female label, which has nothing to do with Lily Babaisheng.

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I followed them to Jiangdu to look for Jinniang, I almost stayed up all night yesterday!

The insomnia was because I pondered Shao Gong's words all night.

——It's a pity that the ancient and modern sages are like illusions and dreams. Even if they are magnificent, they can't beat the shadow of the sun.This is the downside, every time you see prosperity, you will feel withered, don't blame the young heroes of Baili.

——And the matter of the soul is vague after all, and you can't see the underworld even if you live in this world... It is said that the lamp is extinguished after death, just like the grand scene of this lantern festival, which will eventually come to an end.Isn't life just like sailing a boat at night, in the darkness sometimes the eyes are full of brilliance, sometimes you can't see your fingers, but the lights will go out and the boat will stop. What would it be like for mortals to transcend life and death one day?

——In ancient times, there was a saying of "the heart of the piano and the soul of the piano". There seems to be a destined relationship between the piano and the sword. Fortunate to meet.

The conclusion is... I am really a layman, and I wholeheartedly agree with "death is like a lamp going out".

Long before crossing, I said, "If I die, I will be cremated and buried at sea. If sea burial is troublesome, just scatter the ashes under the jujube tree I planted when I was a child at the door, no funeral, no worship. Live a day How can the dead interfere with the world of the living~”

I remember that I really love said that "the person who has no obsession with life and death is one of the luckiest people in the world, because...that person must have never experienced a truly desperate parting." In my opinion, it is just a different attitude towards life .I am used to seeing life and death, so I am not attached to life and death. It seems that I am a person who is difficult to have an "indispensable" obsession with anything by nature.

——"If you should go, go, if you should stay, if you should go home, go home." I forgot the lines in which TV series, and I still remember them fresh.Suddenly entering a new world, the first day is fresh and curious, it is considered a tourist.It's just that I don't know the length of the trip, and I don't know when the return date is~

Now I am sleeping in the woods, and everyone else is used to it. If I show that I am afraid of a snake falling from the tree above my head, will a lizard jump out of the bushes next to me, will I be despised?

QAQ obviously will.

He secretly rubbed against Qingxue.She didn't respond.Rubbing again, still no response.Then...to Shang Qingxue's curious big eyes.Fortunately, she saw my fear and understood it very well, saying that I was as courageous as a certain girl from her hometown, and it was okay to sleep next to her, but she had miasma on her body and worried about infecting me.

How could Queen Li Miao, who was born in the Beijing-Tianjin-Hebei smog, be overthrown by mere miasma?Of course, I threw myself into Qingxue’s warm embrace unceremoniously—who told me that snakes and insects stay away from the miasma?The inedible image of the image, let it be free...

And the color of Qingxue's baked fruit is really cool.

When fighting monsters, I always suspected that I had turned on the invincible mode.

The purple school uniforms of the disciples in Tianyong City are not as good-looking as Qionghua’s blue and white school uniforms. In fact, I prefer the light-colored school uniforms of Qingyutan, but the south does not provide heating in winter. If you sign up...wait!This era!Is it okay to not provide heating in the north?No, Kunlun Mountain seems to be a snow mountain?The school uniforms of Tianyong City and Qionghua are so thin, won't they catch a cold?

Before going to bed, let’s write a sentence or two that is not nonsense——

——It’s been two days, why haven’t I come home yet?

"Traveling through the third to fifth days, at night, it was sunny (the author is too lazy to calculate the heavenly stems and earthly branches ╮(╯-╰)╭)"

The main contents of the past few days are: divination, seeing Jiang Li, being kidnapped, finding out that they were tied up wrongly, being manipulated by some unknown method to subdue seven or eight abductees and then being knocked out again, waking up and seeing myself lying in blood on the ground Falling asleep, waking up one day from a coma, talking to Shaogong about success in life, fooling him into believing that I didn't care about the deaths of a few kidnappers, shopping, Xiangling left the team, and set off for Ganquan Village.

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

kill!I actually killed someone!

Impossible, okay?

calm!Shao Gong told me the "truth" on purpose, who the fuck knows if it's the truth?

Just self-defense... I'm self-defense...

Why do you have no memory of the specifics of that day?You can't go through a second personality, can you?

Come on, look in the mirror, and tell yourself: there is nothing wrong with self-defense, and what you don’t remember never happened. Don’t be fooled by other people’s words and shake your mind. Quickly level up and kill that guy so you can go home.

...the fifth day, the fifth day!

I want to go home...

"Traveling through the ninth day, late, the weather in Qingyutan is always sunny, apply for hail in the sky——no, a knife (the time is still translated)"

Ganquan Village was tricked by that bastard Shaogong, and he was taken to Qingyu Altar.Mr. Lei locked me up with Shao Gong and kept me cold for four days.These four days are idle, and I chat with Shaogong—it is not difficult to find a common language that does not involve sensitive topics. It is not bad to exchange the western medicine I learned and the traditional Chinese medicine he inherited.

It's just harder not to eat.

Although Mr. Lei is unlikely to do such a shameful thing as secretly rubbing drugs (the old man always takes drugs openly), I still don't want to eat things from the green jade altar-tofu nao is sweet!Scrambled eggs with sugar!Soup is sweet!Braised pork with sugar!Fortunately, it's not the Dragon Boat Festival, so I won't eat salty rice dumplings even if I kill them!

Who knows if Shaogong's Marching Pill was made from soul?I'm not hungry enough to eat people.

The more hungry the mother is, the more Mr. Lei is still looking for something to stimulate Shaogong with Aunt Tong.I didn't say that Aunt Tong and Shao Gongxiu are in love, right?Delete delete, the black history will be formatted immediately.

Because I was so hungry that I lost my mind, after Shao Gongan and I returned to his room, I went one-on-one with the Qingyu altar disciples who watched us along the way...we couldn't beat any of them.They didn't dare to really do anything to me, and they didn't dare to do anything to me. They said something sour and a piece of meat was indispensable, so let them do it.

People are brought down by me, of course I have to take care of them.

After peeling a lot of fruits, he didn't see his medicine, so all the peeled fruits went into my stomach.The consequence of repeating one thing monotonously is that I lost my mind and pondered over two words, which I learned in middle school, and now I am suddenly impressed:

"Guest" and "guest".

It's the ninth day... what reality can't be accepted?I'm not dreaming, it's not an ancient photo studio tour, or a large-scale cosplay, it has indeed traveled through time.

At the beginning, the positioning was that I would not stay in this world for a long time, so I didn't consider "the future".Now let's think about the source of life after breaking away from the state of "attachment to Shaogong".

The "guest" time is short, at most three to five days, similar to going to grandma's house for a stroll, and the host's housekeeping is not a big deal. It is possible to be a "guest" for three to five years to three to fifty years. For example, Lin Daiyu went to her grandma's house and lived there until she died.There is no independence or freedom, and it is almost as if someone throws it into a well without making a sound.

Shaogong and I are neither relatives nor relatives, so we have no obligation to support me.Originally, it was Jitong's plea to take me in, but now Jitong is dead... Sigh... such a good person, the death is so tragic, really...

In any case, I am a "guest" in this world, and it is not an exaggeration to always be careful about everything, but it is just that I am panicked in the end.

If you can go back if you really kill Shaogong, I will definitely do it!real!

...Hmm...should be able to do it...

"Through No. 20 days, it should be sunny, it seems that it's time to be relieved"

Years are bad...

Kidnap pass, kidnapper pass, kidnapper pass Lei Zongguan.Lei Zongguan, Lei Zongguan, Lei Zongguan Wanshaogongguan.Shaogongguan, Shaogongguan, after spending so many days pretending to be obedient and paralyzing him, he finally got cold feet and brought him down and began to escape from the prison. Before he saw the gate of the green jade altar, he was arrested and brought back, sosad.

"Since my cousin is full of curiosity about Danwan Qihuang's art, I can't bear to refuse. Yuan Wu's incident was an accident. I won't embarrass you, and my cousin doesn't have to blame yourself too much. You may be thinking wildly and hurt your heart, and then I will Study in this alchemy room for a few days, just stay there."

I ran away from him in anger, I was going to design a trap to kill them all, but I was busy until 11:30 in the evening, when I turned off my mobile phone, this sentence that I didn't pay attention to just now suddenly showed its fangs under the calm surface.

——The matter of Yuan Wu was an accident?What's the meaning?Yuan Wu was not the only one who was turned over by Ma, why did he mention him specifically?

Knock on the stone door, there are guards outside the stone door.Asked if it was Yuan Wu, the guard said no, and told me that Yuan Wu was killed by me.

For a while, he was in a state of confusion, and the guard described Yuan Wu's death, which was a typical anaphylactic shock. Yuan Wu should have died of sudden death caused by cardiac arrest.Accident from anesthesia... I've been getting used to it all the time, but I didn't expect the knowledge points I had memorized many times...

When I killed those six or seven kidnappers (or seven or eight? These days I only eat fruits and are hungry and my thinking is a little slow) when I had no impression of the time and it was a legitimate self-defense, I kept hypnotizing myself that "this thing has never happened." Woolen cloth?

In the game, he was Shao Gong's accomplice, and was killed by Yin Qianshang in the end. It seems that he also had some kind of tragic childhood "unbearable to look back on Yuemingzhong"?Can't remember, anyway, he is not a good guy.

——Even so, what right do I have to put him to death?

Since time travelling, I have never been merciless in the face of monsters.But for people, I only abolish the enemy's combat power but never hurt people's lives. Yuan Wu has never been hostile to me or even hurt me, and I have obeyed Shao Gong's order to prevent me from escaping from prison, and I can't blame him.

When he died, I was more shocked than sad, more at a loss than shocked.

I thought about how to go home for 20 days, how to escape from the jade altar for ten days, and how to face Yuan Wu's death all night.

The first two questions... I probably won't get an answer.

That year, in high school, there was a coming-of-age ceremony.The head teacher is part-time teaching director. There is a sentence in her speech that I dare not or forget:

"Children, after today, you will be full—adults with full rights and responsibilities under the Constitution! So, you must remember that you are no longer 'children' and cannot be 'I'm still a child' is an excuse to excuse the mistakes you made. In the future, you must always remember to abide by the law, be cautious in your words and deeds, and as an adult, you must be responsible for your every word and every action!"

...Yeah, I'm an adult now.

People always need something to persevere. Those who have no bottom line are not people.

Killing people to pay for their lives, paying debts to pay back money, is justified.

Take responsibility for the mistakes you make, of course.

...Maybe after he dies, he will find out that this moment is nothing more than Nan Ke Yimeng, and the dream wakes up without trace.

Life is very important, love is very important, freedom is very important, dignity is very important, persistence is very important, there are too many important things, what is the most important?

I don't know... I don't know... My heart is in a mess... I'm in a mess... I'm still in a mess...

I want to go home... I'm not a loser who can't survive, and I'm not a lone star without six relatives. There are parents who have grown hair at the temples, and a younger sister who is green and cardamom. I am just a "guest" here.

...manslaughter.

——under house arrest.

...killing for life.

— There is nothing to do.

"Yuan Wu's incident was an accident, I will not make things difficult for you, and my cousin does not need to blame herself too much."

"Yuan Wu's incident was an accident, I will not make things difficult for you, and my cousin does not need to blame herself too much."

"Yuan Wu's incident was an accident, I will not make things difficult for you, and my cousin does not need to blame herself too much."

Must... must pay for what he did.

I finally made a decision.

I don't know if this decision is correct, and I don't know how I will be treated after death.

Organize your clothes and pack your things.Shao Gong didn't know that none of my belongings were poison, but there was a life-saving medicine, which was my life-saving talisman.

The clear light yellow medicinal liquid was slowly pushed into the veins on the back of the hand, and he leaned against the door to wait for death. He probably won't be able to meet me for the last time... Maybe this... is not bad...

perhaps……

"A single word crossed out by a horizontal line · 1"

I am atheist.

What is an atheist?

An atheist is not "I don't believe in the existence of ghosts and gods", but "I firmly believe that ghosts and gods do not exist".

"A single word crossed out by a horizontal line · 2"

Shao Gong is my true love.

This is no joke.

What is true love?

All the wallpapers and avatars are of him. I remember every line of his every appearance, and I can distinguish him from the silhouettes full of screens. I can immediately think of him in a scene or a sentence related to emotion, but I can’t think of anyone else except him.

Two-dimensional has been mixed for many years, there are a lot of natal lives on the wall, and there is only one true love.

I don't agree with his worldview and outlook on life, but I can understand what he does strangely.I don't support his viciousness, don't encourage his newspaper ideas, don't approve of his madness, understand his despair, know his obsession, want to experience his experience, and empathize with him.

True love is unique.

Shao Gong... is different from everyone else, even though he is dead, he is still alive.

"A single word crossed out by a horizontal line · 3"

I have chosen this path today, and I am not sorry to anyone, except my parents in another world.

If I survived by luck, then maybe I should let go of some persistence.

【Enron Diary · One · End】