Believe it or not, I'll crush you to death [Journey to the West]

"My lord, are you really not going back to Huaguo Mountain?"

"Yes, yes, we all miss you very much. Recently, many little monkeys have been added to the mountain, and none of them have yet admired the majesty of the king."

In a daze, Lu Ya dreamed that he had actually arrived at Huaguo Mountain. He could hear the crashing sound of waterfalls, and there were light brown chirping and jumping monkeys in front of his eyes.

A man in black was holding a banana, sitting on a "dragon chair" made of stone above the cave, his body was shrouded in a faint white mist, although he couldn't see his face clearly, but Lu Ya felt tenderness from him The breath makes people yearn for it.

He even raised his foot uncontrollably, wanting to go to the man.

Be the little monkey amused by the man lying at his feet.

Is it Sun Wukong, the great sage Equaling Heaven, or the great sage he has been thinking about?

Lu Ya moved forward step by step with trembling legs in a nervous mood.

Everyone present didn't notice him, and he arrived in front of the man unimpeded.

Lu Ya suppressed his ecstasy and turned his head sideways to see the man's face clearly.

Suddenly, a glaring light burst out from the man's body. For a moment, Lu Ya's eyes were all white, and he couldn't see anything!

"!" The voice of the conversation in his ears became smaller and smaller, and the figure of the man was getting farther and farther away. Lu Ya cried out anxiously, "No!" He stretched out his hand to stop the man who was about to become a black spot...

"Hiss—" The glare of the sun suddenly fell on the eyelids, and Lu Ya's pierced eyes hurt. He raised his hand and rubbed it, and woke up slowly.

"..." There were no waterfalls, no monkeys, and no great saint. What caught my eye was a face with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks. Lu Ya was startled, and rolled over from the side of the bed.

"Boom-"

"what--"

"..." Lu Ya climbed up from under the bed with difficulty, and lay on the edge of the bed watching the stranger who suddenly appeared early in the morning, feeling wary in his heart.

But it was just on guard, not attacking, after all—he had no combat power, and even ordinary people might not have done it before.

"You..." The stranger stood up, tilted his head and looked at the landing pressure from top to bottom.

At the same time, Lu Ya was also looking at him.The stranger looked about thirteen or fourteen years old, with a full forehead, a slightly sunken nose, and a slightly protruding mouth when it was closed naturally, which seemed a bit awkward no matter how you looked at it.

It's not that this person is not good-looking, in fact, he is still three points handsome, but I always feel that there is something wrong.

Lu Ya raised his hand to cover the glare of the sun, the dream just now flashed through his mind, and he only had time to catch a frame before it disappeared.

Oh oh oh, it's the lips! !

There is still an obvious line in the middle of the man's nose, which sets off his whole face, which looks a bit like a monkey!

"..." He may have been bewitched recently. Everyone looks like the Great Holy Lord, and the worst is like a monkey under the hands of the Great Holy Lord. Lu Ya had a dream all night, pressed his swollen temple, and sat I was in a daze on the bed.

Seeing him wake up, Sun Wukong stared at others without saying a word, feeling uneasy for a while!

"How long have you been sleeping? I think you are the reincarnation of pig essence." He subconsciously walked to the bed, raised his hand and snored twice on the head with two clumps of untidy hair, and turned his head directly. She turned a corner so that he could look at her.

"!" Caught off guard, Lu Ya was almost pushed down on the bed. He hurriedly stabilized his figure and hurriedly replied, "Wake up! Wake up!"

He was short and escaped from the clutches of Monkey King.

The moment he saw the big monster, he had already lost his defensive state, and even yawned leisurely, with two tears dripping from the corners of his eyes.

"Get up quickly." Seeing that he was still peeking at others, Sun Wukong felt restless.

Who didn't realize it just now, but now that he got up, Sun Wukong just wanted to pull up his belly that had slipped to his lap, and cover the disheveled little fool from head to toe.

It's embarrassing to be seen looking so stupid just after waking up.

Not only did he lose face, but he also lost face as an adopter!

But when the little fool is asleep is his only good time, Sun Wukong doesn't want to be seen by anyone other than him, not even a little monkey, so he immediately urges Lu Lu to press up with a straight face.

"Yeah." Lu Ya agreed, while sitting on the bed and wandering, his upper body swaying from side to side, his eyes slightly squinted, his consciousness has gradually lost, and he may fall asleep again at any time.

"Get up!" A loud shout exploded in my ears.

It was like being locked in Big Ben and being knocked suddenly.

Lu Ya shuddered and sat up straight in an instant.

With a dazed head, he looked at Monkey King blankly.

When he came back to his senses, he met the big demon staring at him coldly, and Lu Ya quickly got up on the ground with his hands and feet.

He was still wearing the big monster's clothes, the clothes were loose, and it was like a costume on his body. After stuffing his body casually, he stood in front of the big monster naturally, with his limbs spread out.

Sun Wukong gave him a disgusted look, opened his mouth as if he felt that he had already disdained to talk about him, bent down to help him lift up his trousers, and sorted out the layers of piles on his chest and waist, fastened his belt, Only then did he squat down and tie up his trousers.

When he saw him stepping on the shoes on his heels, he paused, one hand grabbed his ankle, and the other hand fixed the shoes: "Lift your feet."

Lu Ya, who is used to being taken care of and hasn't woken up yet, didn't feel anything wrong. He yawned for fear of being seen by the big demon. He took a sneak peek at the top of the big demon's dark head, sniffed his nose and hurriedly squeezed out the corners of his eyes. Sexual tears were wiped away with the back of the hand.

He wiped away the tear stains on his clothes again, pretending that nothing happened, and stood upright and upright.

He didn't notice at all that the strange boy on the side widened his eyeballs in shock when he saw this scene, his mouth opened wide and he didn't say a word.

Although the king is very approachable, he is the master of the Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain after all. In addition, they are the descendants of the monkeys who followed the king first, so they belong to the late generation of the king.

They like the king very much, but they have a lot of respect and not enough intimacy.

Occasionally there are a few brave ones who act like a baby in front of the king, but most of them are not too much, otherwise the king will not say anything, but the other little monkeys will look down on them.

It was the first time he had seen someone who was so comfortable in front of the king, and even had peace of mind to ask the king to help him get dressed.

Such a simple thing, don't you know how to do it yourself?

What's even more surprising is that Dawang Town did it.

Although he had an impatient expression on his face, he had seen the king's real impatience and anger, and he could tell the truth from the fake.

The look in the king's eyes showed that he really liked this person.

Lu Ya, who didn't realize that he was being observed at all, glanced around casually, and was stunned when he saw it.

The previously empty cave suddenly became...warmer.

There are hammocks made of vines, tables, chairs and benches made of stone, and even slides and other gadgets made of cave rock walls.

Lu Ya was dumbfounded, and the sleepy bugs flew away in an instant.

This... what's going on?

Did the big monster do it?

When did you do it?

How could he have no idea?

Sun Wukong stood up, saw him staring at him with doubts, and snorted coldly: "You will be like a dead pig when you sleep, and even thunder and lightning will not wake you up." After a pause, he added, "I also said that I am not a pig. Essence reincarnated?"

"..." I wasn't like this before!

Lu Ya was very wronged.

I was in poor health in my previous life, and there was no place in my body that didn't hurt every day, especially at night when it was cold, it was as uncomfortable as being eaten by ants, and I couldn't sleep well most of the time.

After traveling to this world, I changed into a healthy body, but the environment is too harsh, if I am not careful, I may never be able to open my eyes again if I close my eyes. How can Lu Ya dare to rest assured and boldly sleep at night? When there is a disturbance, it is like a mimosa, and immediately shrinks back, and has never slept a good night's sleep.

now--

Not only is there a cave to shelter from the wind and rain, a comfortable bed, but also a big monster to protect yourself.

Of course, he wished he could stay in bed 24 hours a day and sleep as long as he wanted!

But these words can't be said, Lu Ya turned his eyes away with a guilty conscience, and said nothing.

Sun Wukong just teased him habitually, he felt funny when he was embarrassed, or his ears turned red, and he seemed to be in a happier mood, so let’s just say it.

His gaze paused on his sleepy eyes, and out of the corner of his eye he caught sight of the little monkey staring at the little fool without blinking, and his good mood sank immediately.

He gave Lu Ya a push: "Hurry up and wash your face, who will show you the dirty ones?"

"..." Who can show it, who else is in this cave besides the two of them?

Lu Ya was pushed aside, turned around and saw that the big demon hadn't noticed him, and immediately made a face.

Turning around, I saw the little monkey staring at me. I almost thought that I was caught doing something bad, and my heart stopped for a moment.

"!" There was someone there!

He hurriedly took a look at the big monster, and found that he wasn't looking at him, so he immediately grinned at the little monkey, and pointed his mouth in the direction of the big monster, signaling that he must not tell the truth.

The little monkey was a little confused by his series of actions, and nodded in confusion. Only then did he realize what he was doing, and he was stunned.

He has never seen other monsters dare to make faces at the king except the monkey monkey grandson. What is even more surprising is that the king has seen it and is still pretending not to see it, and he is not angry!

The little monkey thought blankly, could it be that the king is really cultivating his mind and character by staying here, even his temper is much better than before!

"Hiss—it's so cold." Lu Ya shivered.The spring water in the mountains in the early morning was extremely cold, and he was very sober. With just a touch of his fingertips, his facial features immediately wrinkled together.

"Hiss—it's so cold." It was too cold, every time Lu Ya just stretched it in, he couldn't wait to take it out with a shiver, squatting on the edge for a long time, and only washed a part of his index finger.

"……what are you doing?!"

"It will be ready soon!" The voice was colder than the spring water.

Lu Ya took a deep breath, and stretched both hands into the water at the same time, the biting chill passed through the fingers to the limbs, the Lingtai was clear for a while, and it was extremely sour.

After washing with a wooden face, Lu Ya's hands were frozen, and he stood up tremblingly, dizzy before his eyes, and his knees softened and was about to kneel down.

The waist was pulled back suddenly, and Lu Ya was pulled aside by a ribbon, and sat down slowly by the strength of the ribbon.

"..." Shaking his head, the tinnitus finally stopped, and the scene in front of him gradually became clear. Lu Ya supported the ground with his hands and was about to get up. When he looked up, he met Monkey King's gloomy face, "!"

What happened all of a sudden?

"Clumsy, what can you do?" He almost gritted his teeth, making Lu Ya's scalp tingle.

"No, no." This time it really wasn't because of his uncoordinated hands and feet, although it was true that his hands and feet were not very coordinated, Lu Ya hurriedly explained, "I just have hypoglycemia...uh."

When he was thinking about how to explain this modern disease, he found that his hesitation made Monkey King's face darker, and he hurriedly added: "It's just that I didn't eat in the morning, and I easily fainted."

Sun Wukong looked him up and down suspiciously: "It's useless."

I want to deny it, but I can't deny it.

Lu Ya reluctantly nodded: "Yeah." It's so useless, whoever let himself not have enough food and clothing these few years, his body has already been artificially damaged.

He used to be the same. When he was young, his body was not good enough to absorb, and his foundation was not well established. After a series of treatments when he was old, his body barely recovered, but his foundation was too weak. Many good things were still not absorbed after eating, which made it difficult to gain weight no matter how much he ate.

Thinking of this, Lu Ya couldn't help but sigh!

For two lifetimes, he was unlucky.

You know how envious he is of the little fat man who can eat and sleep, it feels soft to the touch, and it must feel very good.

It's a pity that in the previous life, she couldn't eat enough to become a fat man, but in this life, she was reincarnated, and she was still a boner.

Lu Ya drooped his head, listless.

So angry.

"Gululu——" In the quiet cave, the belly sound was extremely obvious, Lu Ya bit his lower lip, and turned his head with a blushing face.

Angry to hungry!