Believe it or not, I'll crush you to death [Journey to the West]

"It's like I haven't eaten fruit in 800 years!" After Lu Ya expressed his inner feelings, Monkey King kept his back to him. He moved, his heart tightened, his heart felt like he was on a roller coaster, he climbed to the highest peak, but when he heard this sentence, he plummeted down to the lowest valley.

"Hurry up and wash it!" The top of the head suddenly fell, it was the hand of the big demon.

The warmth from the palm was transmitted to the limbs, and Lu Ya felt that although it was a bit heavy, it was very comfortable and safe.

"..." Lu Ya subconsciously twirled his fingers.

Indeed, he came over before he could wash his hands after eating the fruit just now, and only then did he feel the corners of his mouth sticky and uncomfortable.

He blushed and hurriedly turned to wash his face.

The action was too hasty, water splashed everywhere, and his collar and cuffs were completely soaked, sticking tightly to his body.

Lu Ya casually wiped his face with the back of his hand, and a towel fell from the sky and covered his head directly.

You don't need to look to know who gave it, it happens every time.

Whether it's towels, clothes, or even bedding, they all fall directly from their heads, almost covering themselves completely.

Lu Ya pulled down the towel, revealing a expressionless face, but he kept complaining in his heart, so couldn't he give something properly, he had to throw it away!

Sun Wukong looked at his wet sleeves: "Clumsy, I really don't know what else you can do."

"...It's okay, I'll do it later." Lu Ya said nonchalantly, tugging at his chilly sleeves.

It dries quickly. The little monkeys often play and play without drying their fur after taking a bath. They are all fairies, so how can they be so particular.

But as soon as he thought of the little goblin wearing half-dry clothes and hair that was still dripping water last night, and the two loud sneezes afterwards, Monkey King felt inexplicably worried.

The little fool's physique is too weak. If he is frozen, he will easily get sick.

It's better to keep it finer.

Monkey King made a fierce face: "Why don't you wipe it off quickly?"

"Are you going to dry your clothes with your own body temperature?" Sun Wukong snorted coldly, "If your body is so weak, don't trouble me."

Already accustomed to the big monster's way of speaking, Lu Ya rolled his eyes: "Yes, yes, I won't cause you any trouble, who made me your family member, you will worry if I'm sick."

"In order not to worry you, I can only take good care of myself and try not to let myself get sick." Lu Ya raised his eyebrows, and wiped his face carefully, even absorbing the moisture from his accidentally wet hair. But wet clothes—

Lu Ya was distressed, the clothes he was wearing now were all made by big monsters, and there were not many in the first place, plus he didn't know magic arts, and he couldn't dry clothes at all, so the only thing he could wear was the clothes on his body .

Plus--

Lu Ya is also selfish.

Waking up early was the clothes that Da Yao helped him wear, and he was a bit reluctant to take them off.

Although he was very embarrassed, Lu Ya was twitchy, pinching his belt and showing no intention of undoing it.

"Hurry up and change it." Sun Wukong frowned, and threw him a new set of clothes, which were similar in color and style to the previous one, except that the gold border on the lock was slightly different. Lu Ya's eyes lit up, "Is it for me?"

"Do you have another change of clothes?"

"It's gone, it's gone, I haven't brought it back yet!" Lu Ya scratched his head and giggled.

He likes to wear big demon clothes, which is a family privilege.

Lu Ya pursed his lips: "Do you know that I have no clothes to wear?" Don't look at the big demon who doesn't like him, but actually observed him quite carefully, Lu Ya was secretly happy.

Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows, squinting at the clothes hanging on the side that were still blowing in the wind: "My eyes are not blind yet."

"..." Lu Ya followed his gaze, and his face turned red.

Seeing his embarrassed appearance, he didn't know where to put his hands and feet, Sun Wukong pressed the corner of his mouth that was constantly upturned: "When are you going to get your things?"

"Wait a minute, I will bring some wild vegetables by the way when I come back." Lu Ya drooped his head, breathless, and suddenly felt that something was wrong halfway through the speech. He raised his head and saw the big monster staring at him. He took a step back warily, and declared in advance, "If I don't catch fish, I won't be able to catch it."

Monkey King "...it's useless!"

It doesn't matter to Lu Ya, if it's useless, it's useless. If you try to try to catch fish, that's true——it will be useless!

I can't keep the only remaining clothes on my body!

But although he doesn't have many things, there are a lot of scattered things. If he wants to move them all back, he may need to go several times.

Lu Ya's head hurts.

At this time, I miss the moving company in modern society very much. Even a small broken scooter is much more convenient than bare hands.

Monkey King was surprised: "Don't you have any storage tools?"

"What?!" Lu Ya was more surprised than him, "What tool?"

"..." It seems that there is no more.

"You have everything in your sleeves, do you understand?"

Lu Ya shook his head blankly.

Sun Wukong glared at him with a look of resentment, and briefly explained what storage is and why there are storage tools.

Lu Ya was stunned for a while, and subconsciously said: "I didn't expect that Journey to the West also has this, I thought it was only for cultivators."

"What did you say?"

"Nothing, nothing!" Lu Ya hurriedly shook his head.

Sun Wukong looked at him suspiciously, but when he thought that what the little fool could say was nothing more than silly words, he stopped thinking about it.

Lu Ya was suddenly excited: "What about the golden cudgel, it is said that it is in the ear of the Great Sage when it is not needed, so is it also stored?" After all, even if the golden cudgel becomes smaller, it is only as thick as a needle , but no one will hide the needle in the ear.

As his words fell, the big demon's complexion darkened visibly to the naked eye, and even the corners of his eyes, which were slightly raised just now, collapsed.

I don't know why Da Yao doesn't like Da Sheng Ye so much, even mentioning it will make him unhappy, but Lu Ya, who made him suddenly depressed and said something wrong, felt very uncomfortable.

He carefully looked at Monkey King's face, and opened his mouth to change the subject, but he didn't know what to do!

After an awkward silence, Sun Wukong blushed when he saw him, because the depression of the unusable golden cudgel disappeared in an instant.

Anyway, he hasn't used the golden cudgel for a long time, and he's already used to it.

Besides, it wasn't the little fool's fault, his expression just now must have scared the little fool.

The little fool is so timid.

Sun Wukong tried to relax the corner of his mouth, and when he spoke again, his voice was as soft as possible: "No, the Ruyi Golden Cudgel can be changed in size at will. It is usually hidden in the ear with the size of an embroidery needle. It has nothing to do with storage. Storage Object tool, which can shrink and store objects that cannot be changed in size, and release them when needed.”

In other words, the great saint is really the one who likes to hide an embroidery needle in his ear for nothing.

Although he got the answer, he obviously felt that the big demon was not very happy when he talked about Monkey King, and Lu Ya didn't want to continue talking, so he immediately changed the subject.

And I thought in my heart, this mouth really has no gates!

In the future, it is better not to mention the great saint in front of the big demon.

Lu Ya shrugged his shoulders in his heart. He felt that now he was like a general child chasing stars behind his parents' backs, and there was even an indescribable strange excitement in his heart.

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