Believe it or not, I'll crush you to death [Journey to the West]

"Learning spells?" Lu Ya frowned slightly. He is a foreigner. Although he is a monster, he doesn't have any spells, and he doesn't even know how to practice. The whole world is broken.

When he was bullied, when he couldn't find food and was hungry, Lu Ya urgently needed a teacher, a teacher who could teach him spells, even if he could only do simple ones, he would not be helpless No power, anyone can step on his head and let the bullying.

He also wanted to ask Da Yao before. After all, Da Yao is so good, maybe he won't refuse his request.

But Lu Ya thought again, he is really too stupid, he may not be able to learn well, even if he can learn well, he may not be good at learning, the big monster is good... But it does not mean that he is a patient person.

and so--

He doesn't really want to learn.

"Why, don't you want to learn?" Sun Wukong saw blood, and said what he was thinking, Lu Ya quickly shook his head, "No, it's just that I'm too stupid, maybe I can't learn."

"You say you can't learn it if you haven't learned it yet?" Sun Wukong narrowed his eyes slowly.

Sensing that the big monster was already showing signs of anger before he started learning spells, Lu Ya quickly made an expression that he wanted to learn very much, and looked at Monkey King expectantly.

"Then if you want to learn, you must be serious. If you let me know that you are half-hearted..." He didn't say the following words, but Lu Ya could hear the harshness in his tone at this moment, and his body trembled unconsciously.

"It's not what I want to learn, and it's useless even if I'm serious." Lu Ya lowered his head, watching himself fall on tiptoe and muttered in a low voice.

"What did you say?" Sun Wukong took a step forward.

"Ah? I said I will definitely study hard!" Lu Ya straightened up in an instant, and even raised his right fist to his temple, as if solemnly swearing.

"That's good." Sun Wukong was very satisfied with his attitude.

Anyway, all he wanted was to trap people in the cave. As for spells—thinking of the physique of the little fool, he didn't feel sad, but felt very relaxed.

After all, it's good to know no spells, so you don't get involved in the wind and rain.

"Then what do you want to learn?" Sun Wukong casually thought about what he had learned before. No matter which one is not something ordinary people can learn, it is even more difficult for a little fool. It is impossible to learn in time!

"Huh?" Lu Ya was at a loss when he asked this question. He didn't understand spells at all, and he didn't know what there were. piss you off.

Thinking that the big demon would not allow him to say depressing words before school, Lu Ya quickly swallowed it, and changed his words: "No matter what I learn, I will be serious!"

"Then, what's there?" Lu Ya asked cautiously.

"Avoid good luck and avoid bad luck, seek divination and divination..."

"..." Doesn't it sound simpler?

"What else?" Lu Ya's big eyes were full of anticipation, staring at Monkey King's mouth, waiting for him to say something like letting things hang in the air or similar small spells.

Who knows-

"Why, you want to learn Tiangang's 72 changes?" Sun Wukong frowned slightly, and he asked casually, which startled Lu Ya, "What, what? No, no, let's go."

72 changes, that is the special skill of the great saint.

Even if he smashed his skull and forced a spell into it, he still wouldn't be able to learn it!

"Okay, then learn 72 changes!"

"!" Lu Ya's eyes widened, "What are you learning?" Is there something wrong with his ears?He didn't hear a word of what the big demon said just now.

"Plus—"

"Isn't it the 72 change? I will definitely learn it seriously!" Lu Ya had a serious face, but tears were already streaming down his heart.

If it's over, he will definitely be scolded to death by the big demon.

"Okay." Sun Wukong looked at him pretending to be calm, but in fact his flustered fingers were trembling, and there was a slight smile unconsciously between his brows and eyes.

He didn't know why, but when he saw the little fool looking helpless, with his own figure reflected in his big cat eyes, he couldn't help but want to laugh.

I want him to see only myself in his eyes, whether it is now or in the future.

72 changes——

Only those who are destined can learn it!

As for the little fool, he couldn't use even the most basic spells, let alone such earth-shattering spells, at least he couldn't run out in a short time.

Seeing the distressed expression of the little fool, Monkey King rubbed his head and gave him some comfort: "It's okay, as long as you study hard and master the tricks, 72 changes are not difficult."

"..." I can study hard, but—the four words of mastering the tricks, the concubine can't do it!

***

Although he knew that his aptitude was limited, since he had a ready-made teacher, Lu Ya also wanted to improve himself as soon as possible, so as to minimize trouble for the big demon.

But in less than 10 minutes, his lack of enthusiasm was like a balloon that was punctured——

"Pfft—" all deflated.

Sun Wukong said whatever he wanted in the front, but he listened to the mist in the audience, his eyes almost stared at Sun Wukong, and he didn't know what the other party was talking about.

He can't even understand simple ancient Chinese, let alone the complicated and complicated spells involving Tian Huang Di Xuan.

It's like two big heads in one head!

After persisting for a quarter of an hour, Lu Ya finally couldn't help it, and weakly raised his hand and asked, "Boss, can you pause for a while?"

Monkey King narrowed his eyes: "What's the matter, do you understand anything?"

It's not just that I don't understand it, it should be that I haven't understood it at all!

It was as if he was excluded from the fantasy world, all the sounds and images related to spells were no more than his ears and eyes, and they all detoured.

He can't learn it at all!

Facing Sun Wukong's questioning gaze, Lu Ya nodded hesitantly.

"Ask if you don't understand." Sun Wukong has already noticed his abnormality. After all, as soon as he starts talking about spells, Lu Ya's upper and lower eyelids can't wait to glue together. Even though he knows in his heart that he can't sleep, but pay attention Li didn't listen to instructions at all, and couldn't concentrate no matter what.

But if he said something else, things would be better for the little fool.

It seemed that something was preventing him from learning spells.

Monkey King walked up to Lu Ya, bent slightly, and wanted to check his physical condition by looking at his notes.

Lu Ya leaned forward suddenly, and Monkey King's hand that was originally on his shoulder slipped and caught nothing.

"..." This is the first time that the little fool voluntarily avoids his touch!

Sun Wukong narrowed his eyes slightly, blocking the sharp eyes, and looked at the little fool expressionlessly.

Lu Ya was lying on the notebook with his whole body up, smiling flatteringly with his face up: "My notes are messy, so don't read them, don't read them." As he spoke, he put one hand under his body and whispered softly. After closing the notebook, he looked up and found that the other party was still looking at him, his face was stiff with a smile.

"..." Sun Wukong almost forgot that he couldn't use spells anymore, so he couldn't check his physical condition, and his face seemed to be sleepy.

He looked at his hand hanging in the air, his expression was very bad.

Lu Ya thought he was angry with him, so he could only confess his mistake, and said in a low voice, "Why don't you ask me another way? Maybe I can answer you?"

"What?" Sun Wukong found that as long as the little fool smiled, his big eyes would narrow into a slender slit, the end of the eye was slightly raised, and the thick brush-like eyelashes curved into a beautiful arc, and the cheeks finally opened up. The raised meat piled up, making the already unintelligent face even more stupid.

Looking at this stupid smiling face, Sun Wukong couldn't help wanting to laugh too, and the depression caused by the spell just now dissipated instantly.

"Maybe you can ask, where will I be?" Lu Ya's tone was very respectful, and he even subconsciously used honorifics, which is enough to show how nervous he is now.

My legs were numb, and I didn't dare to move.

"Then tell me, where will you be?" Sun Wukong relaxed and leaned on the table, staring at Lu Ya.

"No, no one will, and the rest will not." Every time Lu Ya is stared at by the big monster, Lu Ya will have a sense of oppression covered by an invisible barrier. There is no danger, but it is very depressing, even A little out of breath.

Lu Ya pressed his chest and felt that his heart beat faster because of lack of oxygen.

"..." It was the words that the little fool could say. Sun Wukong suddenly leaned over and helped Lu straighten the messy skirts piled up on his chest. With a smooth and tender touch, he said lightly, "Copy it twice, and it will automatically form a memory. Although the method is a bit clumsy, it is very practical for you."

"!"really!

Seeing that what the big demon put in front of him was said to be the essence of his own adaptation, Lu pressed a mouthful of blood on his chest, unable to get up or down, he bit his lip and raised his eyes pitifully: "Please, please let me go!"

Sun Wukong hooked the corners of his lips and stood up: "When will I recite it, and when will I be able to walk out of the cave."

"..." Woohoo, he is afraid that he is going to take root in this cave.

***

Lu Ya was suppressed by Monkey King for several days, like a primary school student making up for winter vacation homework on the last day, sitting upright at the desk and carefully copying the spell.

The desk was specially polished by Da Yao for him, and it was only used for writing.

He couldn't write brush characters well, and what's more, he wrote all kinds of strange characters that he didn't recognize. After a few days, his wrist almost didn't belong to him.

But today's hard work has brought nothing, he still forgets when he writes.

The most serious thing was that even after copying it just now, he forgot the second word of the incantation in just a moment.

Lu Ya pressed his temples, looking at the crooked earthworm-like characters with an irritable expression, and his eyes could shoot fire.

I just want to burn all the papers related to spells in front of me to ashes!

My eyes hurt from staring at it, and I didn’t even use P. If I can’t remember it, I just can’t remember it.

These mantras are terrifyingly long, and he can't even read them all, let alone memorize them together, which is even more difficult to memorize than the periodic table of elements.

Lu Ya rolled his eyes, glanced around, and found that the big monster had already gone out to find something to eat. With a sound of "Bata--", the pen in his hand fell straight to the ground, and he lay down on the table with a slumped face, lifeless. Lovely.

Looking at the ink marks on the paper from the corner of the eye, Lu Ya felt that his copying was completely meaningless except wasting resources.

In fact, it was not like this before. When he was trying to secretly learn other monster spells, although those spells were quite convoluted when he chanted them, he could barely remember them. These——

He sighed deeply, as if he was reading a bible!

"!" Maybe he is not from this world and is rejected by the laws of this world, so he can't learn the spells of this world?

Lu Ya's eyes suddenly brightened, and he felt that he had found the root of the problem.

But for a moment he froze again.

If he was really rejected, he might not be able to learn spells in the future.

Then in this world, doesn't he have no ability to protect himself at all?

Lu Ya was taken aback. If it was before, he would only feel that he would not die anyway, and it didn't matter whether he knew spells or not.

But now—what if someone catches him and threatens the big demon?

Lu Ya slowly straightened up, looked at the ink stains on the table that hadn't completely dried up, frowned and tried to recall the last spell he wrote.

"..." I can't remember it, I can't even remember a word, I only vaguely remember it seems to be a cleaning technique.

At that time, I thought that if I learned it, I would not have to wash clothes every day, which would be convenient, so I learned it.

But it seems that I still can't escape the fate of washing clothes!

"What are you doing?" A deep voice suddenly came from behind, and Lu Ya was frightened.

"Ah!" He turned his head abruptly, met Sun Wukong's astonished gaze, patted his chest vigorously, comforted the heart that almost jumped out of his throat, and lay down on the table, "Are you walking silently, you scared me to death !"

"...I called you several times, but you didn't agree, so I gave you a slap." Sun Wukong put down the string of fish he was carrying, and came over to check his transcription, "Did you just get lazy?"

"No, I didn't!" Lu Ya shook his head quickly, and said righteously, "You saw it just now. I was reciting silently. It was because I was too focused that I was scared by you!"

Sun Wukong pinched his face hard, watched him grin his teeth and was speechless, then withdrew his hand, rubbing the ink stains on his fingertips: "Isn't it because I was scared by sleeping and having nightmares, plus Are you guilty?"

"..." There is a guilty conscience, but there is really no sleep.

Even if Lu Ya's heart is bigger than the sky, knowing that it is impossible to practice spells in a world full of monsters, he can't accept it for a while, and can't sleep at all.

If you don't have magic spells, how can you find the great saint.

"What's the matter with you?" Sensing that his mood was lower than before he went out, Monkey King picked up the spell he had copied in front of him, but found that he didn't write a few, it couldn't be because he was tired.He looked back at the location of the hole, and made sure that no one came in during the time he was out, and the little fool didn't sneak out, so he was relieved.

"I don't think I can learn spells." Lu Ya hung his head and said after a long while.

"Huh?" Hearing the strong frustration in his tone, Monkey King put down the big characters, leaned on the table, and put his palm on Lu Ya's shoulder, "If you can't learn it in one day, then you can learn it in two days, if you can't learn it in two days, you can learn it again If you study for a few more days, you can always learn."

No, I can't learn it, the world won't let me learn it!

Lu Ya, who had faintly felt that the magic was repelling him, was depressed, and he didn't even want to see Monkey King.

He didn't want to say it at first, after all, he was useless and it wasn't something worth publicizing.

But when the warm power from the big demon's palm was transmitted to him, Lu Ya inexplicably wanted to confide.

Crossing this secret is like a big mountain. It has been pressed on his heart for too long. If he doesn't let it out, his tense nerves will break sooner or later!

He looked up, those dark and deep eyes were like two whirlpools, sucking his soul into it, without any warning, Lu Ya's eye circles turned red.

He threw down the pen, opened his arms, hugged Sun Wukong's waist, and said with a sob: "I will never be able to spell in the future."

The author has something to say:

Today's little girl is still so good at acting like a baby~

After all, children who can act like a baby have sweets to eat~

Seriously sitting in rows with dog bowls, waiting for dog food~

Today’s comment still has red envelopes, refills~