Believe it or not, I'll crush you to death [Journey to the West]

"Fuck!" Lu Ya threw away the candied haws that had only eaten two bites, and carefully took off the dough stick stuck in his hair, "Every day, except for rain, there is no good weather, right?"

No wonder he complained, this was the first time he had come back early because he was afraid of the rain, and he hadn't even had time to listen to the last half of the play where the Great Sage singled out a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals and kicked the gossip alchemy furnace.

You know, that's the essence!

"Oh, my great saint, you look handsome no matter how you look at it!" Lu Ya tilted his head and praised sincerely. The next second, a bean-sized raindrop hit his forehead, and he hurriedly put the mask on his chest In the placket, carefully, double-checked that it would not be crushed.

"Why are you going down so fast, can't you let me go up first?" Lu Ya stomped his feet fiercely. Unexpectedly, his feet slipped, and he performed a split on the spot!

"Oh oh oh, my mother!!" Lu Ya let out a cry of soul, curled up on the ground with a distorted face like a shrimp, pressing the pulled hamstring, and wanted to cry very much.

However, he checked the mask in his arms first, and his face darkened instantly.

The feathers of the Fengchi purple gold crown on the head of the great saint——was knocked crooked! !

"Fuck!" Since becoming Taishan in Journey to the West, Lu Ya has contributed his first, second, and Nth times of swearing, and it is very likely that he will contribute N+1 times in a short time.

"Great Sage, don't be angry, I'll help you put the crown on right now." The mask has been completely dried, and if you force it back, it is likely to break, Lu Ya touched it distressedly, weighed it, and finally Still gave up.He flattened his mouth, "Okay, next time I go down the mountain, I will bring a big fungus to the doughman Zhang, and ask him to make a more realistic crown for you."

After Lu Ya settled down the great saint, he ran up the mountain, but before he could take two steps, he bumped into a boulder head-on.

"!" He squatted down slowly, clutching his forehead, and stood up straight after the pain gradually passed.

"What kind of broken stone, you can't stay anywhere, you have to get in the way in the middle of the road?" Lu Ya kicked hard, but the stone was fine, and there was a sharp pain in his toe, and his lips turned white.

He rolled his eyes at the sky, thinking that he didn't read the almanac when he went out today.

"Forget it, what are you fussing about with a rock!" When he accidentally bumped into a table, chair, bench or something, his mother would pretend to pat him and said with a smile, "Who told you to bump into our baby."

Thinking of that warm smile like a spring breeze, Lu Ya was in a daze. It had been too long, and he almost couldn't even remember the faces of his parents and brother. Maybe soon, these little things would slowly disappear in the long river of history.

Lu Ya twitched the corner of his mouth, thought for a while, then kicked lightly on the rock, and said lightly, "Hit you, who made you here, don't you have eyes?"

But having said that, there was no such stone when I went down the mountain in the morning.

Otherwise, he would have crashed into it when he went down the mountain, and there was no need to wait until now.

Lu Ya circled the stone 360 ​​degrees suspiciously, and finally stopped in front of it, tilting his head to look at the sudden big rock.

"A little familiar?" It wasn't that he was suspicious, it was this stone that appeared—it was so unbelievable, so Lu Ya inevitably thought of some aspects that could not be explained by technology.

For example, monsters?

"Oh, shit, shit, shit!" Lu Ya suddenly yelled, and hurriedly took out the masker from his arms, glanced at the big rock, and then at the masker.

"Damn it!" Lu Ya seemed to be scalded, he took two steps back, couldn't help but took a step forward, and then took a step forward tentatively, "This is too similar, isn't it?" .”

In the time of one sentence, Lu Ya almost lay down on this rock.

"I kind of want to carry it back as a decoration." Lu Ya turned around the stone, and found that no matter whether it was the length of his own arm or the strength of his own arm, he couldn't really carry it back, so he had to die down.

He hugged Shishi reluctantly, and even tilted his head to leave an obvious lip mark on Shishi's side face.

It would be nice to have a mobile phone, at least you can leave a souvenir.

If you don’t have a mobile phone, you can also use Polaroid. The paper version of the photo is easier to save, and you can take it out at any time.

Lu Ya shrugged regretfully, turned around and prepared to go back.

If he delays any longer, he really won't be able to go back.

As soon as he took a step, a thunderbolt struck hard, and all the way sparks and lightning came behind Lu Ya. Lu Ya trembled in fright, and sat down on the ground again with a bang.

You don't need to look to feel the violent shock of the stone man behind you. Suddenly, the broken rocks fly across the ground, the ground shakes, and a large number of birds startle in the mountains and forests. Lu Ya even feels that he will be buried in the mountains in the next second.

He grabbed the ground and reluctantly turned back, and this look scared him out of his wits.

"Demon, monster!" He propped his hands on the ground, and even tried to move backwards with his buttocks!

A flash of light that was more dazzling than lightning suddenly flashed in front of the eyes, and the hackberry hackberry's face of the stone man fell into pieces, revealing a flesh-colored face.

"!"

Lu Ya tightly covered his mouth, gritted his teeth and dared not make a sound.

He didn't see any movement for a long time, he immediately struggled to turn around, barely stood up and ran!

Fuck, this battle is obviously the birth of a big monster.

Can't beat, can't beat, run!

Lu Ya's heart was beating wildly, almost jumping out of his throat.He ran in such a hurry that he almost bit the tip of his tongue.

"Crack-"

A deafening explosion sounded more intense than the thunderous movement just now, and Lu Ya's ears could not hear anything for a moment.

A strong swirling airflow wrapped him tightly.

The whirlwind is like a wind blade, destroying every plant it touches.

Although Lu Ya, who was in the center of the eye of the wind, was not injured on the surface, his internal organs were about to be turned out.

He floated up and down in mid-air, his consciousness had been knocked out long ago, and he was unable to think.

After an unknown amount of time, the hurricane finally stopped, and Lu Ya was thrown to the ground hard.

He grinned, lying on his stomach without daring to move.

If it's just a broken bone, it can heal in half a day, but if it's misplaced - he has to break the connection and wait for it to heal again.

Just thinking about it hurts like hell.

After finally waiting for the dull pain in his body to disappear, Lu Ya tried to lift his arm, but there was no major problem except for a little pain.

He blinked his eyes, squeezed out the wind and tears, and slowly got up.

"!" He had already run away, but he didn't expect that after a gust of evil wind——

His big eyes flickered, facing the stone man's exposed but closed eyes.

"..." He picked up the other person's clothes and managed to stand still. He could even see clearly the long and curly eyelashes of the other person's dark and thick eyelashes at a close distance, a bit like the doll that his cousin often held in his arms.

Lu Ya took a step back carefully, and then took a step back——

"Gululu—" A small stone was kicked under his feet.

Lu Ya lowered his head and watched helplessly as the stones rolled down the road, making small crashing sounds from time to time, which was especially abrupt in the quiet forest at this moment.

"..." Lu Ya was so angry that he didn't argue, if it wasn't for the inappropriate timing, he would have wanted to slap himself hard.

After a toothache, he slowly raised his face, and unexpectedly met a pair of dark and deep eyes, which seemed to hide a whirlpool, which might suck people in at any time.

"!" Death stares!

The author has something to say:

Well, I was a little busy in the morning, I put it in the draft box and forgot to set the time~

I won't forget next time, okay~