Take a look at that glamorous Kyuubi-kun

The cold wind blew in from the open window, Shao Ran folded her arms subconsciously, put her head out of the window, and looked at the tens of meters below, feeling dizzy.

Shao Ran searched the house for a long time, but found no one in the whole house, and the pillow on the sofa also disappeared strangely.

Did you leave without saying goodbye?Shao Ran lay on the sofa, staring at the ceiling in a daze.

The next day, when all the monsters looked at the rosy-faced and energetic humans, and then at their pale and weak Highness, they knew that the plan had failed again.

Seeing the person, Yu Qingchen felt as if there were countless little paws scratching in his heart, wishing to immediately pounce on the person with his ears and tail.

"My house was burglarized yesterday," Shao Ran said slowly, "the pillows on the sofa were stolen."

The thief who stole the pillow: "..."

Shao Ran curled her lips and asked, "When did you leave last night?" She didn't say hello.

Yu Qingchen did not answer this question directly, but calmly emphasized: "I walked through the door."

Hearing this, Shao Ran suddenly remembered the inexplicably opened window at home, and was about to question someone, Yu Qingchen nodded towards him, and walked away.

Yu Qingchen tried his best to let himself walk more naturally, but Shao Ran still found that there was something wrong with the person walking, as if... limping...

That's right, Yu Qingchen jumped out of the window in a hurry last night, and sprained his foot honorably.His Royal Highness Nine-Tails felt ashamed, so he pretended that nothing had happened, and was bright and magnanimous.

The whole crew was very restless, because Shao Ran had a kiss scene with His Highness.It is said that at first it was a lustful wet kiss in the human world, but His Highness was too reserved, so it was changed to a kiss on the face.

In fact, the real situation is like this.

At that time, the screenwriter was lying on a soft chair, holding a copy of "Shakespeare's Collected Works" in his hand, and the soft sunlight was shining down. The screenwriter felt that he had a unique temperament, and he was simply a bright and sad little Wenqing.

Then Yu Qingchen discussed the script with others.

The screenwriter dragged Shakespeare's voice and said: "Oh, my God! Why do you have such absurd thoughts, Your Highness?"

Yu Qingchen said calmly: "Just add a kiss."

The screenwriter said: ""The Lost Scholar and the Nine-Tailed Fox" tells about the magnificent and selfless national sentiment in troubled times, the tear-jerking family affection, the pure and passionate brotherhood, the ambiguous but not lustful relationship between the scholar and the Nine-Tailed Fox, this is My principles!"

Yu Qingchen: "Then add an ambiguous but not erotic kiss."

The screenwriter said with enthusiasm: "Shakespeare told me, no. Shakespeare is the purest little angel in my heart, and he will never forgive me."

Yu Qingchen raised his eyebrows: "Do you still want to be a screenwriter?"

screenwriter:"……"

Yu Qingchen said lightly: "Want to go back to the demon world and marry a female swan?"

When the screenwriter heard this, his expression changed, and he broke down: "No! My family will destroy me! It will devour my inspiration and extinguish my creative enthusiasm!"

Then happily added a beautiful kiss scene, and it was the scholar who insisted on kissing the nine-tailed fox.

Shao Ran: "..." It feels like everyone in this crew is just playing.

It was just a kiss on the face, and Shaoran finished this action easily, because it was too easy, before Yu Qingchen had time to feel it carefully, the soft lips left.

Yu Qingchen hoped that the person would do it again, but felt that he would be too hungry and thirsty, so he held the person's waist reservedly.

Shao Ran: "..."

Yu Qingchen approached her face reservedly.

Shao Ran was about to kiss, when the director said: "Cut!"

Yu Qingchen glanced at the director quietly.

"..." the director couldn't help trembling, and said to Shao Ran seriously, "Take some more emotion, if it's just a touch, this kiss will have no meaning at all, and it will have no value in existence!"

Shao Ran: "..." Paralyzed, this inexplicable kiss has no meaning at all! !

Shao Ran leaned over and planted an affectionate kiss on the man's face. When she was about to leave, Yu Qingchen said in a low voice: "Just a few more seconds."

Shao Ran lasted for a few seconds, and when she parted, she was horrified to find that Yu Qingchen had two more fox ears.

"When did you put your ears on!?" Shao Ran asked in surprise.

Yu Qingchen was very calm: "Maybe you are too involved in the drama."

Shao Ran: "..."

After filming, Shao Ran was finally relieved, he didn't want to stay in the strange crew for a second, so he changed his clothes and left.

Walking halfway, Shao Ran keenly noticed that someone was following her, and without even thinking about it, she knew it was someone who was lingering.

Shao Ran deliberately walked slowly, finally stopped, and sighed: "Some people, tsk tsk~"

Yu Qingchen who thought she was perfectly hidden in the night: "..."

Shao Ran asked: "What are you following me for?"

Because [you should always get along with human beings alone, have more intimate physical contact, and know how to create opportunities].

Yu Qingchen pursed her lips, and calmly handed over the pillow in her arms: "Here."

Shao Ran cleared her throat: "So it's just returning things."

"Not all of them," Yu Qingchen moved reservedly, got closer to the person, and asked, "Where are you going?"

Shao Ran hooked his fingers towards the man, leaned on the man's ear and said, "Supermarket."

Yu Qingchen frowned, unable to figure out why human beings like to wander around in the dirty world, aren't they afraid of bacteria?

So he said, "Take me."

There are not many people in the supermarket at this point, there are little love songs in the air, and the sweet milky fragrance from the baking area gets into the nose.

Yu Qingchen kept frowning, not very used to this complicated taste, and seemed to have a tendency to faint.

Shao Ran: "..." What crime did I do?

Shao Ran was ruthless and didn't appease the person, just pretended that the person didn't exist, and quickly took a few packs of snacks from the shelf and threw them in the shopping cart.

After turning around three rows of shelves, Shao Ran suddenly found that the person who had been following behind her had disappeared.

"Cough!" Shao Ran coughed.

No one responded, so Shao Ran had to go back the same way, searching from shelf to shelf, and found the figure of the person after searching for a long time.

It turned out that Yu Qingchen was surrounded by a spitting female shopping guide, and she didn't know what she was selling.

Shao Ran was tired and was about to pull him over.It was only when I walked up to the person that I saw boxes of red, red, blue and blue things in front of me.

"Excuse me, are you together?" The female shopping guide blushed.

Shao Ran calmly said: "No, we don't know each other."

After speaking, he decisively brushed shoulders with people.

Yu Qingchen grabbed the man's arm, expressionless: "We are together."

Shao Ran: "..."

The female shopping guide didn't get a single customer for a long time, and finally someone listened to her explanation, and she was still a handsome guy, so she didn't hold back: "Two gentlemen, you can try our latest mint flavor. The company has been developing it for three years and it sells well. It's very good, the response is very good, and there are many repeat customers..."

Many people looked this way.

Shao Ran was a little embarrassed, and smiled politely at the person: "No, thank you."

After speaking, he dragged Yu Qingchen away.

"Mint flavor?" Yu Qingchen didn't intend to leave, so he broke the casserole and asked the end.

Shao Ran wanted to cry, and dragged him with complicated emotions.

The female shopping guide who got the response was even more excited, "Yes, this is the latest model! Now the event price is only 180, buy four get one free, and free imported lubricants! If you want, don't miss it, our event is only for one day , definitely value for money—”

"Thank you, he doesn't need it." Shao Ran nodded towards the person, pushed Yu Qingchen, and said in a low voice, "Let's go..."

Being hugged affectionately, Yu Qingchen resisted the urge to grow ears, and obediently followed him away.

The voice of the female shopping guide came: "We still have strawberry flavor here, and there are all kinds of flavors—"

Yu Qingchen couldn't help turning his head again when he heard the words, and when he was about to ask for some more advice, Shao Ran pushed the person and quickened his pace.

After getting rid of the female shopping guide, the two walked side by side, and the atmosphere was a little awkward.

After being silent for a while, Yu Qingchen finally said, "What kind of flavor is good?"

Shao Ran: "..."

"It doesn't matter," Shao Ran nonchalantly threw a pack of biscuits into the shopping basket, and continued walking, "Do you have a girlfriend?"

Yu Qingchen thought for a while, and said honestly: "No."

For some reason, Shao Ran breathed a sigh of relief, and teased people: "So you bought a condom and used it as a balloon to blow up?"

"Condom?" Yu Qingchen was puzzled.

Shao Ran looked at the person with contempt on his face: "Act, continue."

"No acting." Yu Qingchen still had a wooden face.

"Oh, I really don't know," Yu Qingchen said intentionally, "Then why did you stare around for so long?"

"It says ultra-thin anti-premature ejaculation," Yu Qingchen said expressionlessly, "You need it."

"I--"

"You have a similar call for help on your phone."

Shao Ran blushed: "How many times have I told you that it's the Huang|se| website! The Huang|se| website! I didn't ask for help!"

Yu Qingchen ignored people, and said all the information he saw on the package: "Ultra-thin type with thorns prolongs time, prevents premature ejaculation, with frosted particles, eight kinds of experience are not numb, can bring the best experience .”

The vulgar commercials are like serious science popularization from this person's mouth.

But Shaoran still felt hot when he heard it, and seriously suspected that he was being molested maliciously, and he didn't even notice that something was thrown in the shopping cart.

When paying the bill, there was a young couple in front of the line. The two bought a lot of snacks. The man looked doting, and the girl looked at the boy's arm affectionately and watched him pay.

Yu Qingchen was thoughtful.

When it was their turn, Shao Ran realized that there were several boxes of condoms and lubricating oil in his shopping cart.The sound of "dididididididididididi" when scanning makes people panic.

When the salesperson finally reached the fifth box, he looked up at him, and then moved his eyes to Yu Qingchen beside him.

Shao Ran pretended to be calm.

Yu Qingchen, who was half a head taller, stood beside him, calmer than him.

After coming out of the supermarket, Yu Qingchen took the big and small bags from someone's hand, feeling a little guilty: "I will pay the bill in the future."

"..." Shao Ran cleared her throat and said intentionally, "Why?"

Yu Qingchen held the shopping bag and moved her fingers: "Everyone else is like that."

Shao Ran was amused by someone, and was about to say that they were a couple...

At this time, the smell of the car exhaust rushed towards his face, Yu Qingchen frowned instantly, his chest felt unbearably tight, and his body shook immediately.

Shaoran secretly thought it was not good, how could she just faint?

"Don't! You hold on—"

Yu Qingchen's face was pale, struggling to hold on.

Shao Ran: "Don't get dizzy, if you get dizzy, be careful I'll molest you!"

As soon as the words fell, Yu Qingchen resolutely inhaled the car exhaust heavily, making himself faint.

The author has something to say: the title of the article "How to Elegantly Eat Humans" has been harmonized! ! !

When it was on the list today, the title of the article showed "How to Gracefully".After asking about my compilation, she said [Eating Humans] is inappropriate.So I changed it to a new title: "Pick up that glamorous Kyuubi-kun"→_→