The crowd is full of tentacle monsters

The chat content in the group has gradually shifted from his writing about Tanmei to whether he is a man or a woman, and most people insist that he is a cute girl.The first reason is that girls who are both rotten and good at writing are very cute, either in appearance or in personality, or both.The second best in the world took the lead in booing and let the photo explode.The second reason is that they feel that Bai Qingyi's chatting tone is very feminine, and he is undoubtedly a girl.

These two reasons made Bai Qingyi very unconvinced.

What kind of broken identification is this?Can't stand at all, okay? !

To him, Mengmiao looks more like a girl than him!The nickname looks the same, the profile picture looks the same, and the emoticons are also the same!

In other words, this cute cat is the only normal person in the group besides himself.She did not change her nickname to the pseudonym of a well-known male god.This made Bai Qingyi instantly feel like he had found a confidant.

He first sent Meng Miao a friend application in private, and then he typed to refute the nonsense in the group.But when he finished typing and sent it out, the group of copy-paste chatters in the group had already changed the subject.

Bai Qingyi watched a long paragraph of what he typed, and before he stayed in the window for more than five seconds, he was quickly brushed away by the constantly appearing new sentences.

This group of people!

Bai Qingyi was facing the computer, humming angrily.

After chatting wildly in the group for a while, Qingshan Luotuo suddenly said, "Spelling?"

The group fell silent for a moment, as if the lively chat just now was Bai Qingyi's hallucination.Everyone pretended to be dead, and Mengmiao also sent an emoji of a kitten pulling the quilt to cover its head, with a line of words floating on it: This person is dead asleep, don't scream, thank you.

Even with the virtual chat software, Bai Qingyi felt unspeakably embarrassed.

Although he has a bad impression of Qingshan Luotuo, especially because he used his favorite author's pen name as a nickname, but he is not thick-skinned and can't pretend to be offline.Therefore, Bai Qingyi thoughtfully sent a response: "How to spell it?"

Silence, dead silence.

Bai Qingyi: "..." Good!very nice!It turned out that he was self-indulgent!Hmph, if there is a next time, he will definitely not be so rotten and kind!

Bai Qingyi angrily closed the group chat window, reopened his document, and studied the stalk that Xiaomeng made up, the plot was so dull that it needed to be supported by writing meat.

Xiao Gong and Xiao Shou's relationship developed too smoothly, there were no twists and turns, and they were together after confessing to each other. Is this the reason why they were criticized as dull?

Bai Qingyi frowned and stared at the computer thinking for a while, then began to change it.

Since the success is not good, then replace it with difficulties!

Xiao Shou is still the sunshine attribute of Xiaoyang, but he is incapable of love.He has all emotions except love, so Xiao Gong can only be friends with him.I like it, but I can't respond.

Xiao Shou cares about Xiao Gong very much, but he doesn't understand why Xiao Gong has strange demands, such as wanting to hug him, kiss him, or even enter him.Xiao Shou himself has never had a similar impulse towards Xiao Gong.After Xiao Gong confessed his love again, he expressed his feelings, Xiao Gong took it as a rejection, and left sadly, and since then he has been a stranger to Xiao Shou.

A friend who hangs out with me every day suddenly ignores me. It feels really uncomfortable.Xiao Shou wanted to save the friendship, but Xiao Gong said that if it is to be friends, there is no need.

Xiao Shou struggled for many days, and against his will, he agreed to be with Xiao Gong.He pretended to enjoy Xiao Gong's stroking and kissing, but later when Xiao Shou went out for an internship, he met a handsome boss in the abstinence department.The two seem to have lit up the skills of mind-to-heart communication, and they have a tacit understanding as if they are one person.

The focus of Xiao Shou's friendship gradually shifted to his boss, and he found that he and his boss can chat much more than Xiao Gong (Xiao Gong's daily focus is how to unlock new poses).Xiao Shou started to work overtime after get off work, just to have a few more words with his boss and chat about the books he read recently and the music he listened to.

Xiao Gongkuang is jealous, but in Xiao Shou's eyes, his accusations are all unreasonable.

I just want to make friends!Why do you not allow it?

When Xiao Gong went home late again and went into a rage, Xiao Shou roared out his true feelings for Xiao Gong.Xiao Gong felt that he had been deceived, so he broke up with Xiao Shou and left for another country.

Xiao Shou was happy to be with his boss.Well, the boss is an impotent.

In this way, it will not be dull.After writing the last word, Bai Qingyi looked at the computer for a while with satisfaction, and then sent the revised meme to the cute editor.This time, the Xiaomeng editor didn't answer, but just typed a symbol for him: "(/"≡_≡)"

What do you mean this is?

Bai Qingyi said that he did not understand.

The cute Xiaomeng editor replied with another emoticon vomiting blood, and then began to type normally: "Kiss, are you starting the social revenge mode?"

Hmm... still don't get it.

"If you didn't have a newspaper mentality! Why did you come up with such a terrible meme?!!!"

"Scary? (scratches head)"

"Yeah! Both Xiao Shou and Xiao Gong must have offended you. You arrange their relationship like this. One has no feelings from the beginning to the end, and the other thinks that he is in a relationship, but in the end he is told that he is just kidding himself. That's fine. Well, the two really broke up just like that! There is no more! What the hell is Xiao Shou living with his boss? One is incompetent in love and the other incompetent in sex."

"Baby, tell Xiaomeng editor honestly, did you get any stimulation today?"

The corners of Bai Qingyi's mouth twitched as he watched, Xiaomeng made up the person who was stimulated, right?Look at the names she used for him, kiss, baby, goose bumps on his arms.So, so scary!

If we continue talking, will Xiaomeng use a more nasty name for him?

Today might not be a good day to chat.Bai Qingyi quickly replied, "Suddenly remembered that I made an appointment to go to the library today" and went offline.

After closing the computer, Bai Qingyi took a few breaths, and a ridiculous idea suddenly popped up in his mind.The people he met in the morning were all abnormal, people who copied and pasted to chat, Xiaomeng who used confusing words... Could it be that he woke up and traveled to a strange parallel world?

Bai Qingyi couldn't help but walk out, wanting to see whether there were many normal people outside or people with various strange habits.

After walking around for a while, what reassured him was that everything in the school cafeteria was normal, the aunt who ordered food, and the students who ate were all the same as before.

But on his way to the library, he was stopped by a junior boy.The boy was tall and burly, even when Bai Qingyi stood up straight, his body was only as far as his shoulders.

Looking at the muscles that were about to tear through his clothes, and the ferocious expression on the boy's face, Bai Qingyi's first reaction was that he had been robbed on campus.Although he was shocked that a 985 university would have such a thing that only happened in an elementary school, he still quickly took out the wallet in his pocket and handed it out.

The boy was so happy that the hand that took the wallet was trembling: "So, you agreed?"

Bai Qingyi looked at his wallet in someone else's pocket with distress, and said sadly: "If you don't agree, you will be beaten."

The boy's expression instantly became (⊙o⊙) like this.

Wait, classmate, I think you misunderstood something.

I'm here to confess, not to snatch someone!

The author has something to say: Xiaomeng editor is not happy today, Xiaomeng editor wants to complain today: Tsing Yi scholar is narrow-minded!Even because I said that his plot was so dull that he could only write meat, he immediately changed a newspaper meme for me.After reading it, I feel that I will not get better today. My mind is full of the sentence in the finale. One is incompetent in love and the other is impotent in sex. They are living together happily.

Get out!This ending must be badly rated!