rebirth joke

After lunch, grandma went to the balcony to collect clothes, and Kang Wan collected the leftovers and went to the kitchen to wash dishes.Xue Yongheng crossed his legs, sat on the sofa with Li Ling, looked at the figure shaking in the kitchen, and sighed: "You have adopted a well-behaved and virtuous little daughter-in-law. Why did I not have such a good life?"

Li Ling said, "You are immoral."

Xue Yongheng glanced at him, looked at the kitchen, and said in a low voice: "This kid seems to care about you, so you really won't change your mind?"

Li Ling said: "It's just a baby bird plot, it will be fine after a while."

Xue Yongheng said, "Then you underestimate the little virgin."

Li Ling glared at him and said, "Don't make trouble, everything will be fine."

Xue Yongheng stretched out his finger and shook it: "It's not my fault, do you want me to help you verify the little virgin's determination?"

The clanging sound in the kitchen stopped, Kang Wan put the cutlery in the cupboard, took off her apron and came out, Xue Yongheng seized this opportunity, and suddenly moved towards Li Ling, their noses rubbed against each other, his back was opposite Looking at Kang Wan, it looked like a secret kiss.

It took Li Ling half a second to realize what he did: "Fuck!"

Xue Yongheng was kicked to the ground by him, screaming.Kang Wan stood where she was, crumpled the apron in her hand, threw it on the chair, turned and walked towards the bedroom.

Li Ling was really embarrassed, Xue Yongheng was still yelling "You really kicked", he was so angry that he kicked again: "Get out!"

In terms of more success than failure, no one can compare with Xue Yongheng.

When grandma came back after collecting her clothes, she saw that Li Ling was the only one sitting in the living room. She couldn't help but wondered, "Why are you the only one left? What about Eternal, and Xiaowan?"

Li Ling said: "Xue Yongheng said he has something urgent, so he left first."

Grandma said: "I didn't say anything, and I planned to keep him for dinner. Where did Xiaowan go?"

Li Ling bit the bullet and signaled to the bedroom door: "Go back to the room, probably take a nap."

As if to hit him in the face specially, the door of Kang Wan's room slammed open.Kang Wan was neatly dressed and came out with an old colored backpack.

Grandma said, "Xiaowan, are you going out?"

Kang Wan nodded and said, "There is boxing class in the afternoon."

He clearly said that there is no shift today, Li Ling felt a little tricky, got up and said, "Then I will drive you."

Kang Wan glanced at him, shook her head and said, "No need, I'll just take the subway."

Grandma said: "Okay, it's good for the children to walk more. You just stay here. Grandma has something to tell you."

Li Ling had no choice but to sit down again. Kang Wan said, "I'm going first." Grandma sat down and said, "Be careful," and Kang Wan went out in response.

Grandma sat in front of Li Ling, thinking that there was something important to say. Seeing this situation, Li Ling put Kang Wan's conflict aside and said, "What's wrong?"

Grandma glanced at him and sighed, "Actually, I haven't told you these few days. Your little aunt has been calling me since I came back last time."

Li Ling frowned: "What else do they want?"

The grandma said: "It's nothing, how can I let them do whatever they want? It's just your little aunt, with the child, working at home after confinement, I look very pitiful."

Li Ling said: "Why do you have to pity them, you forgot about my last aunt?"

His little uncle looks like a dog, but he actually likes to beat his wife. His ex-wife divorced him because of this, and because he still runs a small fabric factory, he soon married another one. Xu Xian was young and ignorant, and probably didn't expect this to be the case.

Grandma said: "It is precisely because of your last aunt. When we were still living together, your little uncle was afraid of me and treated your aunt fairly well. Later, when we separated, he got worse and made your cousin become a sister." Motherless child, I always think that if I take care of it more, I won’t be able to reach this point.”

Li Ling frowned and said, "You're softening your heart again."

Grandma smiled and said: "The meat that fell from my stomach, can I not be soft-hearted? Lingling, you are young and ignorant, and you will understand when you have children. Look at your grandpa, who is so vigorous and resolute. The two uncles, and your mother, can't help it."

Li Ling was silent.In fact, it was only now that he vaguely understood that in his previous life, he insisted not to allow his grandma to associate with his two uncles' families, which might be one of the reasons for his grandma's illness.

If a person wants to live a meaningful life, he must have a career. His career is his own work, and it is a belated relationship problem.And grandma's career is her children. She has raised so many children. The happiest thing for her is to watch them grow up. Even if some children are disobedient, she always guides them from the fork in the road with endless patience and majesty. mouth out.

Li Ling thought it was good for her to confine her at home, but she stopped worrying and inactive, and instead lost her mind and became confused.

At this time, grandma still looked at him with gentle and firm eyes: "Your mother is the most beloved of the three children I raised. Although she ran away from home, I don't blame her because she gave birth to me. The most promising grandson. Every time I look at you, I think of your parents, and I feel that I have done well for so many years. But your two uncles, and your cousins, they are also my children, blood relationship, How can it be so easy to cut off."

After listening, Li Ling said, "I know what you mean, you still want to help them."

Grandma smiled and said: "I know you don't like it, but if I don't go, I will also worry about it. It's better to go to find peace of mind."

Li Ling sighed and said, "It's good that you can take care of yourself."

When grandma saw him let go, she immediately smiled and said, "It's not easy for the head of our family to let go. In fact, I was hesitant before. If I leave, you can see others with a lampstand like this, but not yourself. I don’t even bother to eat, so I ruined my stomach the first time. But now Xiaowan lives in our house, don’t look at him as young, he usually does things more properly than you, so I can rest assured.”

Li Ling couldn't help but said, "He's just staying here for a while."

Grandma said: "Didn't you say that you want to subsidize him to go to school? Xiao Wan told me. I have lived my whole life, among other things, the most accurate judge of people, Xiao Wan is a good boy. Just let him live in our house." Then, he can take care of you again, which is much better than finding a nanny outside."

Li Ling: "..."

It's fine if she doesn't say anything, Li Ling thought about how many problems there would be under one roof, and how many embarrassing things would happen if he and Kang Wan were left alone, so he hurriedly said, "Grandma..."

Grandma said: "Aren't you going to regret it? That's no good. I've already bought the ticket."

"..."

At night, after thinking about it, Li Ling drove to the boxing gym to pick him up.

Kang Wan was still silent, Li Ling thought that even if he was angry, it should have calmed down a lot by now, so he took the initiative to say: "Xue Yongheng and I have known each other for many years, he is just like this, he doesn't like seriousness, and he also has sex with you at noon. a joke."

After a while, Kang Wan suddenly said, "I like you."

Li Ling stopped talking, and Kang Wan said, "I like you, is it obvious?"

Li Ling said: "...It's still, it's okay."

Kang Wan said: "And you don't like me, and it's very obvious." He finished speaking in a low voice, and then fell silent again.

Li Ling looked ahead, as if concentrating on driving, but said: "You are younger than me, and you will meet more people in the future."

Kang Wan didn't follow his words, but said, "Because I'm too young, right?"

"..."

"You are a man with a career and a family, and it would be good if I can have enough food and clothing. I have to ask you to take me in."

Li Ling said helplessly: "Who doesn't start with nothing. When I was your age, I also asked others to read."

"Yes." Kang Wan whispered, "Why did I meet you when I had nothing?"

Li Ling was dumbfounded. He looked in the rearview mirror and wanted to tell Kang Wan that he once said to someone in his heart, why couldn't I meet you when you had nothing?

You have nothing but you, and all I need is you.When people have wealth and status, they become less and less able to see sincerity, and become more and more stingy with sincerity.

But he didn't say anything, because this person should not be mentioned, especially to Kang Wan.

Li Ling had no choice but to say: "I remember my grandma and the others often chanted a sentence, 'Thousands of gold buy songs and laugh, dross raises talents'. People who are destined to meet each other when they are unknown. If I meet you who have a successful career, maybe we It’s just a one-sided relationship.”

"I just hope you don't think too much, you're only under 20 years old, it's time to go up, don't be caught by some petty love."

Kang Wan was silent again, and said after a long time, "I'm sorry for troubling you."

Li Ling waited for the traffic lights, and subconsciously wanted to turn around to see the expression on Kang Wan's face, but stopped when he turned his head.

Well, let him think so.

When I got home, my grandma was packing her luggage and booked the train ticket for the morning of the day after tomorrow. This time, she planned to stay there for a long time, so she packed up early. When she saw the two of them came back, she said, "Xiaowan, there are two dishes left in the pot for you. Go eat quickly."

Kang Wan said, "Is grandma going on a long trip?"

Grandma smiled and said: "Yes, I went to Li Ling's uncle's house to take care of my grandson, and Li Ling entrusted you to take care of him here. He is a careless person, so you should take care of him."

Li Ling coughed and said, "I'm not that unreliable, am I?"

Grandma said: "It's up to you whether you're reliable or not." She put down her luggage, looked at Li Lingkang and his wife, and suddenly sighed, "Oh, if only you two were my children."

Li Ling smiled and said, "Fortunately not, otherwise there would be no place for me to stand."

Grandma smiled and said, "Look at your petty words. Well, I think, when you marry a wife in the future, you will be half as considerate as Xiao Wan. I am also relieved, grandma."

Li Ling: "..."

Kang Wan couldn't hold back, and showed his first smile tonight.

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