The cat teacher and the fantasy school

The guy with the weird words!

The guy who showed up the moment he went upstairs, he must know something!

Strange things that violate human common sense!

Long Xingtian has been thinking about this matter.

Although the incident had passed for several days, and he settled the aftermath with his own wrist, the creepy scene still lingered in his mind.

He is an atheist, but what he saw completely violated the common sense of science. Is there some trick involved?

Long Xingtian shook his head to wake himself up, he thought of that young man, who is that guy?

Completely clueless.

Just when he was at his wit's end, the phone rang again, but this time, it wasn't his subordinates who called, but his mother—Madam Su.

"Oh my God, how did you think about the thing I told you last time? Ziyuan is a lady, and her father is a financial leader, and I have seen that girl before. She is beautiful and gentle, well-educated. Yes, I will definitely take good care of you, come over to my place this weekend, and make an appointment with him..." Old lady Su persuaded earnestly.

"Got it, mom, you know it too, I'm very busy now..." Long Xingtian had no choice but to prevaricate.It's annoying!He doesn't want to get married at all!

After finally dealing with the nagging mother, he hung up the phone and picked up the cat on the sofa: "Dear Elizabeth, only you are my true love...mua."

Sure enough, there is only President Long in this world who can be as frosty as ice but say such nasty words without changing his face!

"Idiot, I'm a male cat, you gave me such a stupid name!" Elizabeth the Persian cat protested, but humans can't understand cat language.

"Maybe he's gay." Said the Siamese cat on the side.

"It seems that he was forced to marry, maybe he will meet a Cinderella-like charming commoner woman, and finally tame him. This is how it is played in TV dramas." Another cat also joined the ranks of discussions.

"Don't watch school girls in white clothes and long legs anymore." Elizabeth said to the cat who loves to watch romantic dramas, "It's all a lie."

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Every day, the cats in Long Xingtian's mansion are like this.

After eating and drinking enough, the idle noble cats started their daily role-playing games.

What I played today is———————

"Xiao Anzi, quickly bring me that little cat of Concubine Yi, Aijia must interrogate it carefully." A long-haired tortoiseshell cat sat on a palace chair, and said to the other cats crawling below.

"Lafayette, Concubine Yi has brought it." Another cat came under the chair with Elizabeth.

"Bold! Why don't you pay homage when you see Ai's family?" Tortoiseshell pointed at Elizabeth with its claws and scolded.

"The concubine pays homage to the Lafayette... It's just that the concubine doesn't understand. Why did the concubine offend the Lafayette?" Elizabeth asked pretentiously. cosplay.

"You actually flattered the lord with your sex, so that the emperor can't even go to court every day! Come on, delay! Palace servants!"

"Hahaha, little cat, let me see how you can use your little face to charm the emperor~"

At this time, Long Xingtian was busy going out, but before going out, he still didn't forget to grab the tortoiseshell cat sitting on the chair and pretending to be the queen mother, and took a bite.

"Oh, Your Majesty, that's your biological mother, the Empress Dowager! This is incest!" The other cats meowed loudly.

"Sure enough, the palace is the darkest and most morally degraded place in the world." Mao, who played the eunuch, said with emotion.

Apparently, these guys are including their masters in their cosplay.

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Teacher Cat is about to change jobs again.

Going to cram school can't make much money, so the job he chose this time is to be a tutor.

Speaking of which, he is an all-round teacher who has a teacher qualification certificate for all subjects. As for whether those certificates are real or not, it is not known.

And what he applied for this time is a piano teacher.It is said that a wealthy family wants to recruit an excellent musician as a tutor for their daughter. The salary is generous, so Mr. Mao, who put on a suit, went to apply for the job with great interest.

The location of the application is a very high-standard concert hall in this city, and there are even many well-known music professors as judges, which shows that the lineup is huge.

Of course, all the applicants are Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and all of them are masters in the piano field.

However, this cannot frighten the confident cat teacher.

Although, he doesn't like listening to music, he just found a music video on the Internet today and listened to it.

When the contestants finished performing one by one, it was Teacher Mao's turn to take the stage. Teacher Mao was sitting by the piano with a straight posture, and then began to play.

Surprisingly.

Everyone was stunned! !

What the hell is playing! !

It's just random clicking!

After everyone was shocked to see Mr. Mao finish playing in an elegant posture, he stood up, smiled and bowed gracefully to everyone, and then blinked his right eye, as if winking.

The audience suddenly fell silent.

After 1 minute, there was warm applause from the audience, and the judges were moved to tears, and they all praised this as the greatest movement of this century! !

In this way, Teacher Mao got the job offer.

As for what happened in the concert hall, no one can tell. Anyway, after everyone walked out, they all felt groggy.

I always feel that I have done something against my will but I can't say it.