The cat teacher and the fantasy school

"This is too alarmist!" Long Tianxing was so frightened that the popcorn in his hand fell to the ground.

"In short, as the only ones who know this secret, we should make plans as soon as possible. If the gods devour so much biological energy, the world will collapse very quickly. We are going to build the ark." Teacher Mao said.

"It's really impossible for people to have free time for a moment." Long Tianxing said a little frustrated.

"Don't worry, the task of building the ark will be handed over to me." Teacher Mao said.

"But...although we can build an ark, but after the world is destroyed and everyone dies, aren't we just wandering alone in the universe?" Long Tianxing said.

"It's better than dying with everyone, right? Besides, we don't have the ability to save so many people. Saving the world and so on are all lies in fairy tales. It would be nice to be able to clear the door." Teacher Mao said, " Before the world is destroyed, I will fulfill my dream."

"What dreams do you still have? Do you want to eat the highest grade cat food?" Long Tianxing asked.

"No! I want a teacher qualification certificate! I want a nationally certified teacher qualification certificate!" Teacher Mao has the heart of being a noble people's gardener!

In this way, after leaving the cinema, Long Tianxing drove home, helped Teacher Mao to find the website for the National Teacher Qualification Examination and registered, and paid 200 yuan for the registration fee.

"Stupid! If you can pass the exam just by paying the registration fee, what use are you! I need you to help me complete a plan that can pass the exam without studying!" Teacher Cat closed Long Tianxing's hand with his paw. laptop.

After all, the main reason why Mr. Mao has not passed the teacher qualification certificate for so many years is because of laziness.So much so that the teacher qualification certificates he used to fool people were fake.

"You're talking about cheating! That's against the law!"

"Anyway, the world is going to be destroyed! No matter what you do!" said the fat black cat, wagging its tail.

"...Okay. I will arrange someone to take the exam for you. But, as my pet, you have to repay me anyway. I will provide you with food and drink for such a long time." Long Tianxing muttered a little dissatisfied.

"How do you want me to repay you?" Mr. Mao suddenly reached behind him with human fingers and grabbed Long Tianxing's chin. Before he knew it, he changed into a human form.

"Why don't I give you the favor of being a shit-shoveling officer forever?" Mr. Mao condescendingly put his chin on the head of Long Tianxing who was sitting in front of the desk.

"What?!" Long Tianxing looked confused.

Teacher Mao smiled evilly, and the cat ears on the top of his head shook accordingly.

"Long Tianxing, I heard that you used to be a scumbag and had countless female companions." Teacher Mao laughed.

"Why are you mentioning this! It doesn't matter if I have had a few girlfriends! Look at that Wang Sicong! He blatantly has a harem!" Long Tianxing yelled in disbelief.

"From now on, you can only be my harem." Teacher Mao stuck out his tongue and licked Long Tianxing's ear.

Long Tianxing suddenly became stiff all over.

So, what happened that night, no one can tell.

Anyway, Jinjiang didn't allow me to write it.

It can only be said that the next morning, on the big bed in his luxurious bedroom, Long Tianxing was lying on the sheets with a loveless expression on his face. He never dreamed that he would be overwhelmed by his pet.

And as proof that he is the head of the family to support his family, Mr. Cat put a fat dead mouse next to his pillow according to the tradition of cats.

It means that Teacher Mao decided to take on the responsibility of this family.

"The technology is so bad..." Long Tianxing buried his head in the pillow and complained to Mr. Mao.And Teacher Cat has already started preparing breakfast.

"Can my cats enter the ark with us?" Long Tianxing asked while eating the breakfast made by Mr. Cat himself.

"Of course, I want to find a space big enough to make an ark. I thought about it all night. The Royal Noble Pet Store in the city center is the most suitable place. The next thing you have to do is to buy that building " Teacher Mao said seriously.

really.Long Tianxing seemed to have expected him to do this.

"That Mao Xiaotian will also come with us!"

"With your toenails, you can see how such a delicious and lazy guy like Mao Xiaotian is willing to leave your meal ticket, but I arranged for him to go to other places to prepare the necessities for our future escape." Teacher Mao said.

"I still feel a little melancholy." Long Tianxing said as he opened the morning newspaper, and suddenly his expression became astonished.

"What's wrong?" Mr. Cat asked with a salmon sandwich in his mouth.

"This world news is so strange! It didn't mention Europe, but Europastan! What's going on?" Long Tianxing showed Mr. Mao the page of today's world news, and saw that the entire page was talking about the resolution of Europastan's withdrawal from the United Nations has been approved.

"The world is changing, but the world is not aware of it at all. Maybe you are the only human being who notices the weirdness." Teacher Mao said, "Hurry up, Long Tianxing, otherwise we will wake up tomorrow morning. The world I see may be different again.”

"Okay! I'll start preparing for the construction of the ark immediately!" Long Tianxing slapped the newspaper on the table.

"Let's put aside the matter of Ark, and get my teacher qualification certificate first!" Teacher Mao was deeply obsessed.