My brother has to be the villain

He walked to the innermost part and found that there was a large bathtub inside.This bath seems to have drawn water from a hot spring, and it is steaming hot.Wushuang felt his physical condition, the injury was not healed, and his cultivation had only recovered to the stage of Qi training, so it was a bit difficult to fight with his own hands.

"Master, can't you wait?"

Wu Shuang was startled, turned around and saw Ban Wan leading a group of people standing behind her, each holding a gold plate in their hands.

Wushuang suppressed the horror, smiled and said: "What is the girl here?"

Ban Ban said with a smile: "Bring the bathing supplies to Master."

Wushuang declined: "Monks don't pay attention to these things. I want to practice hard, so I won't take a bath."

"That can't be done." Ban Ban gave Wushuang a sideways glance, "Huanxi Bodhisattva will be unhappy."

Wushuang: "..."

"What does it have to do with Huanxi Bodhisattva?" Wushuang said with a trembling voice, "I won't go out to scare people."

"Master, you're asking the question clearly." Ban Ban said, "If you enter the Huanxi Buddhist Sect, no man will be able to escape unscathed."

Wushuang felt bitterness in his mouth, and listened to Banban and said: "Huanxi Bodhisattva is amazingly beautiful, I don't know how many devils and hypocrites in Zhongzhou want to kiss Fangze, and we Bodhisattva are not willing, master, you have earned it."

Wushuang said sadly: "The poor monk has practiced boy kungfu since he was a child."

"Pull it down." Ban Ban sneered and said, "When I picked you up, the Bodhisattva said that you are practicing the Henggong Vajra Indestructible Magical Art outside, and it doesn't matter if you are a boy or not. Or do you mean that you don't like it? It wasn't the Bodhisattva who saved you, you have been captured by a group of demon cultivators to play with your ass, how can you still be happy here?"

Wushuang was stunned by her words, afraid to speak, thinking about all kinds of ways to escape.Then I was rejected one by one by myself. In short, with my current ability, it is basically impossible to escape successfully.

Banban waved lightly, and the people behind immediately stepped forward.Those who undress Wushuang undress, those who sprinkle petals sprinkle petals, and those who put fragrance put fragrance.When Wushuang got into the water, all the massagers and scrubbers went up one by one. Wushuang clearly felt that the little brother was rubbed more than seven or eight times by the scrubbing girl.

God, she was taking advantage of herself.

After finally washing, a huge golden gauze wrapped her body, and Wushuang was stuffed into a sedan chair and carried all the way to the top of the mountain.

He suddenly remembered the courtly romance script that he had read with Su Jue. This scene was so familiar that he wanted to cry.

At the top of the mountain, he was pushed into a huge palace.The palace was resplendent and magnificent, and the sweet aroma was everywhere. When he walked inside, he saw a woman with a perfect body lying on her side in the light gauze curtain, and the woman was holding a book in her hand.Seeing Wushuang coming to rescue him, he put down the book, glanced at Wushuang, and said in a haunting voice, "Brother Yu, come here quickly."

Wushuang opened his mouth wide, "Huh?"

The woman suddenly realized that she had said something wrong, and changed her words: "This master, don't waste your time, come on."

After speaking, he opened his right hand, Wushuang felt a sudden huge suction force from that hand.In a blink of an eye, he flew towards the woman, and landed on the woman in an instant.

Under the dim light, looking at the beautiful woman, Wushuang struggled to breathe and said, "The statue is Huanxi Bodhisattva, right?"

"Exactly." Huanxi Bodhisattva smiled charmingly, "What advice does Master have?"

Wu Shuang said modestly: "I dare not take the advice, the poor monk just feels that he is not worthy of the status of a Bodhisattva. It is better for the Bodhisattva to let the poor monk go back. The poor monk must find some top-quality beautiful men for the Bodhisattva."

Huanxi Bodhisattva said quietly: "You still need to cultivate to a higher level."

"Tall, it must be tall." Wushuang said without hesitation, "I can find anyone who is taller."

Huanxi Bodhisattva said softly, "Stay young."

"Young." Wu Shuang said: "Much younger than me, a young man in his teens."

Huanxi Bodhisattva was quite interested and said, "Oh? I don't know, but are there any Youdao monks who are younger than Master?"

Wushuang could only say: "The poor monk and Su Jue, the first genius in Luofu, are good friends. He is only fifteen or sixteen years old and has already cultivated the golden core stage. His talent is rare in the world, and the poor monk is willing to capture him for the Bodhisattva."

Wu Shuang originally thought that as long as he returned to Zhongzhou, he would not care about your happy Buddhist sect.Unexpectedly, Huanxi Bodhisattva said: "No need, I just like a young and handsome monk like you."

After speaking, he turned over and pressed Wushuang under him.

Really, the room is full of fragrance, and the universe is full of spring.A silver gun is sharp for the first time, and the peach blossoms in honey juice are open and hidden.Youdao is stretching out his hand to play with the suet arm, his soul is floating in the nine heavens, buried deep in the fat and unwilling to wake up, he wants to take the center of the flower.

Wushuang just confessed that he was a boy for more than 20 years. He hated it very much, not because he hated Huanxi Bodhisattva for forcing him, but because he hated himself for being addicted to it.If this goes on like this, how can we attain the Dao and meet my Buddha face to face?

After the incident, Wushuang was sent out. Huanxi Bodhisattva had no intention of being a husband and wife for a hundred days, and he left Wushuang behind in a blink of an eye.Before leaving, Wushuang glanced at the book Huanxi Bodhisattva had read before, and saw that Tang Monk was passing through the country of daughters, what the hell?

After Wushuang was sent away, he practiced hard in his room.Banban often comes to harass him, but Wushuang is no longer Wuxia Amon. After experiencing the best of Huanxi Bodhisattva, he can't look down on Banban anymore.

He was so angry that he recruited more than a dozen male slaves for three consecutive nights, and all of them died in a hurry.

The injury is almost healed, and Wushuang is also worried about Su Jue's situation.Besides, it's not good that the Maitreya Sect has no news of itself, and he was thinking about when he would leave the Huanxi Buddhist Sect.

Wushuang is suffering over there, while Su Jue and Yan Zhao are living a very carefree life here.Yan Zhao built another bamboo house, imitating Su Jue's bamboo house on Luofu Mountain.

There was a small courtyard built in front of the house, Su Jue sat on the threshold and squinted to see Yan Zhao busy.Open your mouth to give pointers or two from time to time.After Yan Zhao built the house, he started planting flowers in the yard again. Su Jue said, "You are planning to retire here. The flowers are all planted."

Yan Zhao said with a bewildered smile, "This is the first home of my brother and I. If we have nothing to do, we will come and stay for two days. Of course we have to tidy up."

Su Jue felt that he was going to lose to him, and couldn't help but said: "If we meet that person again when we come back, maybe we can just bury here, and then this will not only be the first home, but also the last gone."

Hearing Su Jue's words, Yan Zhao finally put down the flower seedling in his hand, lowered his head slightly and let his bangs fall in front, feeling a kind of pitiful grievance.

Su Jue couldn't bear his appearance the most, and said quickly: "Okay, I won't talk about it, you keep planting and planting."

Yan Zhao still looked unhappy, Su Jue slapped himself hard on the mouth, calling you cheap.He could only use the means to coax the little girl and said: "To make a home here, it is not enough to just grow flowers."

Yan Zhao raised his head immediately, "What else is missing?"

Su Jue said: "Raise some chickens, ducks and geese, and feed them to me when they grow up."

"Okay." Yan Zhao agreed, "I'm going to steal chickens from a tribe not far away."

That night, Ugly Baby stood in front of her parents with wide-eyed frightened eyes, and Ugly Baby asked, "Where's our chicken?"

Ugly Baby rolled his eyes, touched the Bigu Pill in his pocket quietly, and said resolutely, "I ate it."

The ugly baby girl fell on her back in anger, grabbed the broom and hit the ugly baby.Ugly Baby's father was also very angry, and he didn't stop him, just admiring Ugly Baby's mother beating the child up close.

The dog left next door immediately showed horror when he heard the ugly baby's screams.

Sure enough, when Goushengniang heard it, her eyes showed admiration, "Ugly Babies really don't forget to teach children every day, I can't fall behind, and I want to teach a dutiful son." After speaking, he picked up the broom and showed excitement to Gousheng look.

Gou Sheng: "..."

Here, the ugly baby was in a hurry to be beaten, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, and he lay down on the ground, no matter how the ugly baby mother beat him, he would not move.

The ugly baby's father was terribly frightened, squatted down and hugged the ugly baby and shouted, "Ugly baby, ugly baby!"

The ugly baby mother also said anxiously: "What's the matter? I didn't do anything cruel."

The ugly baby's father cried: "The ugly baby has lost weight recently, and you still beat him."

Ugly Baby's body went limp, and she fell on the ugly baby's bed, suddenly feeling panicked.He lifted the quilt and saw that the bed was full of steamed buns, which were the ugly baby's daily meal.

Ugly Baby's father said: "What's the matter? Why is Ugly Baby hoarding food?"

"Hoard a fart." The ugly baby mother scolded: "He hasn't eaten all this time, this is what he hid."

The ugly baby lay down in his father's arms and pretended to be dizzy, seeing his secret revealed, he was extremely worried.

"Oh, my ugly baby." The ugly baby mother cried: "No wonder you fainted, it's because of hunger."

Ugly baby's father wiped away his tears and said, "No wonder you are so skinny, you're starving."

The ugly baby runs up the mountain every day, and eats a lot of impurities.It is very normal for the Bigu Pill that I eat only for so many days to turn white without impurities and stay at home every day.But the ugly baby's parents didn't know, so they were so frightened that they quickly broke off the steamed buns and poured water on him.

Ugly Baby hiccupped, jumped up and screamed, "I really can't eat anymore!"

The ugly baby mother said: "You child, you are so hungry that you can't say anything."

Ugly Baby's father grabbed Ugly Baby and said to his mother, "Don't say anything, please!"

The ugly baby rolled her eyes and begged for mercy: "I'm really not hungry. I'm not hungry at all after taking the elixir given by the gods."

"What?" Ugly Baby's father asked in confusion, "What kind of fairy?"

……

Su Jue and Yan Zhao were happily feeding the chickens when suddenly Yan Zhao said, "Someone is here."

Su Jue was afraid that the magic cultivator would find out, so she immediately shot with her consciousness, and then found the ugly baby and the ugly baby's parents.

Ugly Baby took her parents to Su Jue's small courtyard, they looked inside, yo, isn't this their own chicken?Yo, isn't this drying your own clothes?Ugly Baby didn't understand so much, so he walked to the yard and shouted, "Brother Immortal, Elder Brother Immortal, my parents insist on coming to see you."

Su Jue was suddenly a little shy, and directed Yan Zhao, "Go and open the door."

Yan Zhao stood up and went to open the door. Originally, the ugly baby's parents thought Su Jue and Yan Zhao were liars, but when they saw Yan Zhao's appearance, they were astonished.It looks so good, is it still human?It must not be a human being, but a clay bodhisattva in the temple.

They plopped down on their knees, clasped their hands together and raised them to the top of their heads, "Please bless the gods, please bless the gods, bless the two of us to have another big fat boy..."

Yan Zhao: "..."

Ugly baby pursed her mouth, "My parents don't like me anymore, and I want to have a little brother."

Yan Zhao was sweating, and turned to look at Su Jue.Su Jue quickly ran over to help the two of them and said, "No kneeling or no kneeling, we don't care about having children."

"What? Don't care?" The ugly dad said, "Then what do you care about?"

"..." Su Jue didn't know what expression to make, "We don't care about anything."

The awe he felt towards Yan Zhao just now disappeared without a trace, and the ugly baby stared at Su Jue suspiciously: "Aren't you gods?"

Su Jue didn't know what to say. He chose his words carefully and said, "We are not gods. In fact, there are no gods in this world. There are only monks..."

"Wow, it turned out to be a liar!" The ugly baby girl was very angry.

Su Jue: "...We are not liars..." At best, we can only be considered thieves.

"Ah, my ugly baby, I was tricked by you and I don't know what I ate. I haven't eaten for many days." The ugly baby mother sat on the bottom and kicked her legs and said: "God damn it must have fed the ugly baby Guanyin soil, My ugly baby can't do it right now, and I fainted today, how can I live without my ugly baby..."

He cried and said all the time, which made Su Jue dumbfounded.Su Jue asked Ugly Baby: "Did you faint today?"

The ugly baby faltered and looked at his parents cautiously.Then he moved his feet and moved quietly towards Su Jue.He whispered: "I lied to them, if I don't pretend to be dizzy they will beat me."

Su Jue: "..."

Ugly Baby's self-conscious whisper was actually heard clearly by Ugly Baby's parents, and Ugly Baby's mother exploded on the spot. She pinched Ugly Baby's ears and started playing on the swing. "Okay, dare to lie to mother? It's exactly the same as your father who killed Qiandao!"

The ugly dad couldn't stand anymore, "What's wrong with me? I've been working so hard for this family all year round, just to hear you curse me?"

Seeing an ordinary couple beating their children, it will escalate into domestic violence.Su Jue quickly stopped the fight, "Don't fight, the child is here."

The ugly baby's parents turned their heads together, "It's not because of you!"

Su Jue: "..."

Yan Zhao said unhappily, "Brother, why do they murder you?"

Su Jue was afraid that he would do something stupid, so she tugged at his arm and said, "What do you know? Husband and wife quarrel, always fight or scold or love, if you don't fight or scold, you don't love each other. The more you fight, the better your relationship will be. I shouldn't have stopped them just now."

Yan Zhao's eyes lit up, and he suddenly remembered that he and Su Jue might not like each other in the past, thinking of this, he suddenly couldn't help but twitch his lips.

When the ugly baby's parents heard Su Jue's words, they were so disgusted that they stopped at the same time.The ugly baby girl pinned the broken hair from her forehead to her ears, and said: "The two young people are so handsome, why are you sneaking around?"

Su Jue smiled wryly and said, "Ma'am, we are brothers, we escaped here after being chased and killed. The clothes are all torn, so we can only... er, go to your house to get them..."

"Poor thing, I got into trouble at a young age." The ugly girl touched Su Jue's shoulder distressedly, "You need to tell the aunt what you want, and the aunt is not an unreasonable person, so don't be sneaky in the future."

"Yes, yes, not in the future." Su Jue kept waving his hands, and said, "What I gave the ugly baby was not Guanyin soil, but a real elixir. There are only benefits and no harm."

"That's good." The ugly baby girl said: "I see this little bastard is alive and kicking, he must be fine."

The ugly baby's father, who was silent for a long time, said: "Did you two eat it raw? If you didn't eat it, go to our house and cook it for you two."

So Su Jue and Yan Zhao went to Chouwa's house, bringing some wild game caught by Yan Zhao.

Chouwa Niang made braised rabbit meat in soy sauce and a pot of pheasant soup.Don't mention that fragrance.Su Jue, who had been eating steamed buns and barbecue for several days, was hungry anyway, and her mouth never stopped once the food was served.

Yan Zhao just sat aside and watched him eat, reaching out to wipe Su Jue's mouth from time to time, "Eat slowly, it's all yours."

The ugly baby who was greedy for a long time: "..."

The ugly baby girl looked at Su Jue lovingly, and she liked it more and more: "This baby is so handsome, if my ugly baby can catch up to a single hair of yours, I will wake up laughing from my dreams."

Hearing someone praise Su Jue, Yan Zhao was very happy, and rarely said: "The ugly baby is actually not bad, and the Changbai point is also good."

Chouwa immediately looked at Yan Zhao with bright eyes.

I heard Yan Zhao say: "One white cover three ugliness."

Ugly baby: "..."

Su Jue's craving subsided, and she was a little embarrassed, so she greeted Ugly Baby and Ugly Baby, "Let's eat together, and let Yan Zhao fight tomorrow after eating."

The ugly father ate a piece of rabbit meat, and said: "The two young people look so white and clean, they seem to fall down when the wind blows, I didn't expect to have some skills."

"That's right." Su Jue boasted contentedly: "Don't look at Yan Zhao who is always silent, but in fact he has a lot of strength. Let him do all the dirty work at home, and he built our bamboo house by himself. "

"Oh, it's amazing." The ugly baby's father said: "The yard of the house is well built, strong and beautiful. Gai Minger teach me, I also want to build a new house, so that the ugly baby can marry a wife .”

The ugly baby said unhappily: "Father, I don't want to marry a wife."

"What do you want to do if you don't marry a wife?"

Ugly baby said: "The girls here are so poor-looking, I want to marry such a good-looking fairy brother as well."

Yan Zhao couldn't maintain his expression, anyone who covets Su Jue is an enemy.Then I heard the ugly baby girl say: "Which brother are you talking about?"

Ugly baby: "Of course it's brother Yan Zhao, brother Su Jue looks cute, I can't win over others."

Yan Zhao: "..." Yan Zhao's mood is complicated...don't mention it.

Su Jue smiled and said, "Why don't you just build a house, what else do you teach? Tomorrow I will ask Yan Zhao to build you a house, which is bigger and prettier than ours."

In this way, Yan Zhao became a strong laborer of the ugly baby's family, and was beaten up by Su Jue early the next morning to go to the bamboo forest to chop bamboo.Ugly Baby's father followed Yan Zhao all the way, wanting to learn lessons.

I saw Yan Zhao rushing into the bamboo forest, slapping wildly, not a single bamboo could survive under his palm.In less than an hour, enough bamboo was cut.Then Yan Zhao began to quickly remove the branches, and finally picked up dozens of bamboos and walked into the tribe.

The ugly dad seemed to be dreaming the whole time. He dreamed that a devil and muscular man was building a house for him.

Men, women and children of the whole tribe gathered near the ugly baby's house to watch the magical skills of building the house up close.

"God, so many bamboos have been brought back."

"Is that human being?"

"Maybe it's the wild boar spirit in the mountains."

"Your wild boar is so beautiful?"

"That's the wild boar spirit who changed his face..."

Yan Zhao: "..."

Despite the misunderstandings of everyone, Yan Zhao worked hard to build the house alone.Su Jue was sitting at Chouwa's house, eating the freshly fried peanuts made by Chouwa's mother.

The ugly baby girl looked at Yan Zhao outside from the window, and praised: "This young man is a thief. Our old man can't help, really."

Su Jue put down the peanuts and comforted: "It's okay, he loves to do this. If you don't let him do it, he will be anxious."

The ugly baby girl said: "Then let him do it, the work is endless."

Su Jue walked to the construction site with a plate of peanuts, while Yan Zhao was climbing onto the roof to cover the roof with grass.Seeing Su Jue, his eyes lit up, he jumped down and stood in front of Su Jue, he opened his mouth and said, "I want to eat too."

So Su Jue grabbed a handful of peanuts, held them in front of him, and waited for him to pick them up.Yan Zhao looked at the small pile of peanuts in Su Jue's hand with a somewhat tangled expression, then he opened his mouth wide, and in one gulp, Su Jue's hand swallowed all the peanuts.

Su Jue: "..."

Su Jue was a little shocked and said, "Are you hungry?"

Yan Zhao didn't answer Su Jue, but just gave him a gloomy look, and silently jumped onto the roof to continue building the house.Su Jue looked at him inexplicably for a long time, thinking that he might be working too hard.He thought about going to buy some wild game to add to Yan Zhao's meal, so he turned around and left.

Seeing Su Jue's leaving back, Yan Zhao felt aggrieved.The senior brother never seems to know what he is thinking in his heart, and he himself never seems to know what the senior brother is thinking.

Su Jue got into the woods, saw bamboo shoots along the way and wanted to dig them, and saw birds and wanted to shoot them.After a while, he collected a bunch of food, and he took off his outer coat to carry the things around.I let out my spiritual sense and sensed it, and there seemed to be some big prey going west.

He didn't go far when he saw a wild boar scurrying around.Su Jue stretched out his hand with joy in his heart, and a sword light shot out, and the wild boar fell to the ground.He happily rushed to the side of the wild boar, and just about to drag it back, he saw a huge deer not far away.

My dear, the venison soup is delicious.He pointed at the same time, and Jian Guang shot the deer dead.Walking to the side of the deer and preparing to drag it, he saw a huge black bear looking at him in horror.

what happened?Is this lining up by size?Why one by one?

This black bear is really big, as tall as three adults.Su Jue looked at it, and thought that since he saw it, he would eat a bear's paw for dinner.

Su Jue raised his hand and wanted to shoot a Qinglian sword light.The black bear showed a humanized look of panic, let out a scream, and ran away quickly.

It ran and bumped all the way, birds and beasts scattered in the forest, and many trees and bamboos were knocked down.Su Jue rubbed her chin and thought, this black bear has grown into a spirit, right? It ran out of the Hundred Thousand Mountains?

Yan Zhao worked so hard to build the house, the ugly baby ran out with a big kettle, raised his head and said to Yan Zhao who was on the roof, "Brother, come down and drink some water."

Yan Zhao looked at the gray kettle and shook his head resolutely, "I'm not thirsty."

"Brother, you must be obedient." Ugly Baby said: "My mother said that disobedient children will be captured by monsters."

Yan Zhao: "..."

As soon as the voice fell, a loud noise was heard.I saw a huge monster rushing out from the forest, with its mouth wide open, it let out a roar that shook the sky.

The ugly baby was stunned. He threw away the kettle and ran home crying, "Wow... Mom, my brother is about to be captured by a monster!"