little fat chirp

Dong Zao lay on the soft couch with his eyes closed, his legs crossed, one foot swaying gently, humming a song in his nostrils, looking extremely leisurely.

Under the shade of a tree outside, two kittens, one black and one white, were lying down and taking an afternoon nap.Fighting happily when awake, but still cuddling together and looking intimate when asleep.

Bai Wuchang, who was on a routine inspection, yawned, squatted down and stroked the cat's fur. Just when he was about to take a break together, Dong Zao in the room jumped up as if hearing a bell, and looked out the window energetically. , muttering to himself, "It's time."

Driven by Dongzao's rare energy, Bai Wuchang didn't know what he wanted to do, so he quickly resisted his troubles and watched him pack up the palace all the way.

Dongzao has a bad habit recently.Since the last time I read a love-hate relationship between two scholars by mistake, the existence of the little yellow book has opened the door to a new world for Dongzao.

He first searched extensively in the library at home and other places, and turned outside after finding nothing.Bookstores that have bought books several times are undoubtedly the best choice.

Regarding Dongzao's keenness to watch the little yellow mosquito, Xiao Sui had mixed feelings.

The joy is that Dongzao's enthusiasm is overflowing, every day with a faint green light in his eyes, and when he sees himself, he is ready to pounce on him, making Xiao Sui often only able to eat something between his teeth, but now he can barely eat half full.The worry is that Dongzao is superstitious about the content in the book, and often wants to try many fancy but unrealistic positions.

After trying it, I found it was not good, so I continued to say, "It's all a lie, a lie."

However, after discovering the next fresh one, Dongzao still enjoys trying it.Generally speaking, Xiao Sui turned a blind eye to this, comforting himself, how can there be both in this world?

Bai Wuchang followed Dongzao all the way to the bookstore, and stood beside him incognito.

Dong Zao had already met the clerk in the shop, and the clerk greeted him when he came up, "My lord, what book do you want this time?"

The clerks in the bookstore knew Dongzao's identity if they were a little bit smarter, so the waiters were also extraordinarily attentive. At this time, two of them ran up at once, one left and one right, listening to Dongzao's order, a little neglecting other customers.

"Well, is there something similar to the one that the two scholars brought back together last time?" Dong Zao asked straightforwardly.

The buddy was clever, turned his thoughts around, and understood what book Dongzao was talking about, and agreed, "I know, but there are not so many books of this kind, how much do you want?"

Dong Zao touched the purse bag given by Xiao Sui on his waist, it was full of silver, and said to himself, "I want as much as I have."

The two guys were busy with him, but a customer who came in front was left alone.He was a little annoyed and waited by the side for a while, a little afraid of Dongzao's attire.Jinyi has a big purse, and there are three or five guards behind him. He looks like a domineering young master who came out to dominate the market, but Dongzao is smiling and saying thank you to the buddy behind him. Faintly bigger.

But truth be told, first come, first come first, he is also tenable.

"Dude, where's my book? Why haven't you found it for me yet?" He couldn't stop glancing at Dongzao, secretly wondering whose young master this is, a real young man with delicate skin and tender flesh. Delicate.

While agreeing, the clerk helped Dongzao hold a stack of books, "Young Master, how do you look at these?"

Dongzao looked at it intently for a while, and Bai Wuchang went around to follow and looked down, and there were many indescribable things drawn on the cover of the first book.

It's really exciting in broad daylight.

Dongzao couldn't help nodding in satisfaction, "Well, very good."

He said that he went to the counter with the book in his arms, and took out his purse to pay.

When passing by the guest in front, he saw the first two men on the cover embracing each other and flirting with each other. He widened his eyes in surprise and couldn't help saying, "Gentle scum, gentle scum."

Dong Zao didn't hear what he said clearly, only heard that he seemed to be talking to himself, so he turned his head and asked in a good voice, "Are you talking to me?"

The tone of this tone changed a bit in the ears of the guests, as if an arrogant young master was provoking him.His face flushed, and the stubbornness in his bones was aroused, and he said angrily, "Reading such a book, you are not afraid of losing your face? How can a gentleman read such crooked books?"

Bai Wuchang was originally standing lazily on the side, but when he heard this sharp accusation, he immediately frowned.

He walked around the guest, called up his Yangshou, and found that there were still 30 years left. He shook his head regretfully, not really bothered.

After observing Dongzao for so many days, Bai Wuchang already had some understanding of his character.In front of Xiao Sui, Dongzao is occasionally arrogant and pampered, but in front of others, Dongzao is very gentle and negotiable.Now he can't help subconsciously feeling that Dongzao is going to be bullied.

No, Fat Bird has been bullied.

I don't know how this fat bird will respond, Bai Wuchang has a lot of worries for no reason, and spontaneously stands on Dongzao's side, completely forgetting that he is the most bully when he is by Dongzao's side and waiting for an opportunity to seduce his soul, follow He slowly frowned and looked at the guest.

Dong Zao concentrated and calmed down, her brows were knit together, her gaze was fixed, and she was very dissatisfied when she looked at it.

Just when Bai Wuchang thought he would say something imposing, Dongzao said: "You are very rude."

He was not a person who would quarrel, so he didn't know how to refute after saying this sentence. On the other hand, Dongzao also felt that this sentence was enough to express his dissatisfaction.

The guest's words were indeed impolite, but nothing else.

Although there is nothing wrong with what he said, will this counterattack be too weak!Not to mention that Dongzao was obviously at a loss for words in the back.

This fat bird is so stupid that he can't even quarrel and curse.

Bai Wuchang made a fist for Dongzao, opened his small workbook again, looked up the guest's date of birth and death, and wondered if he could help Dongzao take his soul away.

He was in a hurry for Dong Zao, while the clerk had already packed the books, and at the same time, another clerk took the previous guest away, and carefully said a few words in the guest's ear, and the guest's expression changed immediately. , hid aside and said nothing.

Dong Zao hugged a stack of books, hummed and went back the way he came.

Only one Bai Wuchang looked here and there, he was quite puzzled by Dongzao, and before he left, he wiped it on the forehead of the guest, a gust of cold air penetrated into the guest's body, making him suffer from wind and cold for several days over.

The more he observed Dongzao, the more hesitant Bai Wuchang became.

Dongzao is not a harmful fairy at all, the core of his life is very simple, and his purpose is also very open-minded, he is basically smiling every day, and he doesn't get angry with anyone.

Even if someone scolded someone just now, Dongzao didn't seem to mind it very much, let alone wanting to do harm to others.

Bai Wuchang thought of the methods of tormenting people in the Yan Luo Temple, and he hesitated even more whether to seduce Dongzao's soul.