VP Attack God [Network]

Gu Yi became famous in the Two-dimensional battle and became a new rising god, and the CP building about him and Qingcha has also risen again, and this time there are no black fans, all support fans, even if there are differences, they are only attacking the camp opposition.

However, the fans were in the two camps, making a lot of noise, but the two parties still did not show up.

On the first day of the Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, Gu Yi and Xu Yi'an slept together in the dark.

Taking advantage of the fact that he didn't have to go out during the holiday, Gu Yi took Xu Yi'an to do a few strenuous exercises last night, and the two of them kept messing around until the early hours of the morning before falling asleep.So at this time, even Gu Yi couldn't wake up at the usual time, and the curtains in the room were all drawn, the darkness of the room made people sleep even more.

The room was quiet, except for the sound of blowing air-conditioning, there was only mutual breathing.Everything seems so warm.

Suddenly, the phone rang in a hurry, and the originally nice English song seemed harsh and redundant at this moment.

Gu Yi was sleeping soundly, but when he heard his phone ringing suddenly, he woke up with fright, with an unknown anger in his heart.Then he looked down at Xu Yian, who was also surprised, he was half awake and restless in his arms, he hurriedly picked up his mobile phone by the bedside and turned off the ringer, then quickly lowered his head to comfort Xu Yian, and waited for Xu Yian to come back again. Gradually falling asleep, I turned my attention to my phone.

However, seeing the caller ID on the mobile phone, the fire in my heart was immediately extinguished.The call is from the mother-in-law!

Gu Yi glanced at Xu Yi'an who was already sleeping in his arms, carefully pulled out his arm, put him on the bed, and then quietly got out of bed and ran outside to answer the phone.

As soon as the bedroom door was closed, Gu Yi quickly pressed the call button, took a deep breath, and put his ear on it.

It seems that he recently... forgot to call back to his mother, and today is the Mid-Autumn Festival, so he must be scolded...

Sure enough, as soon as the connection was made, Mother Gu on the other end of the phone yelled over.

"Son, have you fallen asleep? Does it take you so long to answer the phone?"

"Uh, I just fell asleep and didn't pay attention. How long has it been? I picked it up when I heard it when I woke up. Maybe I was busy sleeping too late last night, so I woke up late in the morning." Every time Gu Yi said a word, his voice unconsciously slammed for the first time. one time.I feel like I can't be fooled...

"..." Mother Gu on the other end of the phone was silent for three seconds, then rolled her eyes.Are you so busy, and you have to work overtime at night after the Mid-Autumn Festival holiday?Lie to the child!

"Hehe, what are you busy with at night? Don't tell me that you are busy with work while reading materials. Although your mother has never cared about the company's affairs, I really don't believe you! Tell me, do you spend too late with your girlfriend at night? Is it true?"

Mama Gu sat on the sofa, picked up her free hand, admired the newly made nails, and then suddenly thought of a very important question, "You two are so late, won't you play all the things you can and can't play?" Right? Let me tell you, son, if you are serious, mom won’t talk about you, just bring him back as soon as possible. If you are not serious, you can’t mess around!”

"..." Now it's Gu Yi's turn to be speechless, his mother is really...predictable_(:зゝ∠)_

After much deliberation, finding other excuses is too fake, Gu Yi thought about it before and after, and then admitted: "Mom, if you know it, don't say it. But mom, don't worry, I'm not playing, I was just running I went to marry a wife. I just caught up with someone, so I’ll bring him back when I’m more stable.”

"That's good! Otherwise, the girl will be at a disadvantage. That girl is very pitiful. If you are really together, treat her better and don't bully her. You were born by me. I don't know you yet, so just Can climb along the pole. Looking warm and moist, full of black ink, just like your father!"

"Yes yes yes, I will definitely treat my wife so well that he can go to heaven!" Gu Yi immediately nodded like a rattle, agreeing.But I was thinking in my heart, how to correct the gender issue with my mother, I have been talking about one girl at a time, so when I really see my daughter-in-law, don't be so scared?Even the old man had to beat him to the ground.

"That's what it should be. But you must never forget your mother when you have a daughter-in-law! You remember your daughter-in-law now, and you haven't heard a call for half a month. If I don't call, you won't be able to remember to call home! Also, Do you still remember today's Mid-Autumn Festival, you gave me a message, will you come back?!"

"Mom, how dare I forget you! Even if your son has a wife, you are also the most important woman in your son's life, there is no one!" It means that the position of father must become one of them... Gu Yi silently Added a sentence in my heart.

"Well, I remember today's Mid-Autumn Festival, and I wanted to come back... But I don't worry about him being alone in S City, so I plan to accompany him here for the festival. Anyway, the activities between you and Dad are special every year. Duo, if you two don't have a banquet or something, you can still go on a trip. Didn't you tell Dad last time that you haven't taken you out for a long time? Isn't the three-day Mid-Autumn Festival holiday just right? "

"..." That damn kid!He also said that he would not have a daughter-in-law and forget his mother, and now he has forgotten it!Mother Gu gritted her silver teeth on the other end of the phone and replied angrily, "If you don't worry about it, bring your girlfriend here with you! Mom is not in a hurry to travel!" Although she had thought about traveling for a long time, she still believed that In contrast, she now wants to see her future daughter-in-law even more!

"Uh...he's rather shy... Besides, I haven't even mentioned to him about meeting my parents, and he doesn't know the specifics of my family. I'm afraid to scare him, so let's talk about it later." Gu Yi Wiping off a cold sweat, he said tremblingly.But he didn't dare to bring Xu Yi'an back directly, he was afraid that it would be fake to scare Xu Yi'an, and it would be true to scare his parents.

What I thought was my son's girlfriend, only to find out that she has turned into a man when I get to him? !If it were the parents, they would be messed up in the wind, and I couldn't accept it.

"Ahem, mom, I still want to tell you something..." After thinking about it, Gu Yi had to open the mouth from his mother.If you go to Dad's place, with his level of scheming, Gu Yi can't even fight roundabout battles. The possibility of being picked out directly is very high, and the possibility of being critically attacked is even greater, so I don't want it.

"What's up……?"

"Well, didn't I mention it to you last time...wouldn't it be a little flawed?" Gu Yi emphasized the word "flaw".

"??? I know. But who doesn't have a flaw? Isn't she just a few years older than you? Your mother is not stubborn." On the other end, Mother Gu couldn't help but rolled her eyes again.

Gu Yi paused for a moment, and then said gruffly: "Well...it's not a matter of age...Actually, I want to say...this flaw is...we probably...wouldn't have children..."

Listening to his son scribbling on the phone for a long time, he finally spit out the last few words when Gu's mother could hardly hold back, and then suddenly felt that his mind would not turn.

Gu's mother thought she had misheard, so she thought about what her son said just now, and after confirming that she had heard correctly, she asked carefully: "What does it mean that you won't have children? Are you not wanting children? Or... ...Which one of you...is not in good health?" Mama Gu originally wanted to talk about infertility, but she hurriedly changed the word.What if it is my son who has the problem and accidentally hurts his heart?Originally, the tone of voice sounded disappointing, and her own mother couldn't add salt to the wound.

"No, we all like children very much, and we are all in good health, but together, there will be no children..." Gu Yi knew that she wanted to go wrong when he heard Gu's mother's tone, so he explained.

"What kind of theory is this?" Gu's mother was confused on the other end of the phone.Both of them are fine, so what does it mean that there will be no children together?

"Ahem, Mom, my wife is awake, I want to go and see, Mid-Autumn Festival... I won't be back, I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival first! You and Dad go on a trip and have fun!" Gu Yi said cheerfully He hung up the phone with a sad face on his face.On the one hand, he hoped that his mother could hear the meaning of his words, but on the other hand, he didn't want her to hear it, so conflicted...

However, if his mother doesn't understand, he will probably go to his father for clarification.Therefore, no matter whether the mother can hear it or not, his father will know about this matter, and the storm is probably not far away...

Forget it, sooner or later you have to face it.

Well, the daughter-in-law should wake up at this point, the most important thing is to feed the daughter-in-law right now.

Thinking about it, Gu Yi didn't go back to the room, and went downstairs to make breakfast.

In the Gu family's mansion.

Gu's mother looked at the phone that was suddenly hung up in her hand, her brows were almost wrinkled together, her mood was very complicated.The daughter-in-law is more important than her when she wakes up... He is really the son who was sent out, the water that was poured out!

With a soft snort, he dropped the phone, sulking with his arms crossed.After a while, I remembered what my son said just now, but I couldn't come to a conclusion after thinking about it for a long time.

In the evening, Father Gu went out to socialize all day, and finally came home.

The old couple had a reunion dinner by themselves, and of course Gu Yi was pulled out to talk about it every time he went home.

Halfway through eating, Gu's mother thought of a problem that she hadn't thought to understand during the day, so she asked Gu's father to study together.

"Hey, you said that the couples are both in good health, and they both like children, so why can't they have children?"

"..." Gu's father glanced at Gu's mother without any surprise, and then said coolly, "Did you watch some family ethics drama or romance novel again?"

"I didn't!" Gu's mother put down her chopsticks and looked at Gu's father righteously, "Your son said it!"

"Hey! You listen to his nonsense! How can two people not be able to have children? It's just a matter of time." Gu's father squinted at Gu's mother, and then groaned, "It's not two men!"

As soon as the words fell, before Gu's mother could speak, Gu's father jumped on his forehead, and instantly felt that something was wrong, so he asked again: "Tell me what your son said."

Mother Gu thought about it for a while: "Huh? He said that they both like children very much, and there is no problem with their health, but together, there will be no children..."

"!!!" Father Gu suddenly threw the bowl in his hand, and it fell on the table with a "bang", his face was unknown, but one glance made people feel intimidated.

Mother Gu: "..."

"What kind of bowl do you want to throw? You don't need money for bowls?"

"Your son is going to be gay, you still have the mood to eat!"

Gu's mother was taken aback by Gu's father's words, and she looked suspicious: "??? No way..." Although my son has never found a girlfriend, it doesn't mean that he is gay...

"There's no problem with two people, and if you add them together, you can't have children! Isn't it possible for two men to do this?" Father Gu couldn't help but patted the table again, "Think about it, he told us that he Are you looking for a girl? No!"

"You say it like this...it seems that there is really no..."

Gu's mother frowned after she finished speaking, and suddenly couldn't eat anymore. After thinking about it for a long time, she decided that seeing is believing.

"Go back and find some time to go to S city to see my son, I must meet this future daughter-in-law!"

The author has something to say:

Received [-] points of damage today! ! ! ┭┮﹏┭┮Baby worked so hard to prepare the project materials for a week and submit them to the relevant department today. The result told me that the company for re-evaluation does not need to prepare materials, just fill in three forms. Ma Dan, don’t tell me earlier, you How dare you tell me you forgot! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

The author, who finished coding with tears in his eyes, went to sleep (╥╯^╰╥), good night everyone!

Thank you for what kind of rocket, and the thunder of the orange that wants to soar!mwah!

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