The big god at station b is me always attacking you

Edit Gentle: @往往值出书的光气夫人 who is this?Quickly change back to pseudonym.

A Sheng from the Gu family: Take a group photo at 2333, and watch the bosses fall off their horses/excited

Ye Qianling: Congratulations to the annual horse-losing drama!

Live up to Qinghua: The editor suddenly appeared, scaring everyone hahahahaha o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓[Slapping the table and laughing!]

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Edit Gentle: Please slow down and refresh the screen.

It's just near dusk: um/zip

Caviar Meow: The editor continued.

Gu Sheng was about to see what the editor had to say when he saw a penguin message from his sister.

"Gu Sheng...I like ghost animals very much recently, I want to watch you make ghost animals videos!"

Gu Sheng had fishy eyes: "Fuck you, what can you do to me if I don't do it!"

His sister's handsome pussy legs and huge fan base came to Gu Sheng's mind. He swallowed his cigarette and silently retracted the words he just sent. Isn't it just a ghost video?Is it okay for me to do it?

Gu Sheng had never made this kind of video in the past, but now he has to take the initiative to visit the most magical section of station B—the ghost and animal area in order to survive.

Gu Sheng clicked on No.1 on the recommendation list - "I'm Playing with Mud in the Northeast" sung by the director.

The director is a person who can be called a little god at station b. Every time he releases works, besides horror game commentary, there are also various ghost and animal videos.

Gu Sheng, who was ignorant, innocent and too young, was opened the door to a new world by the director's video. From then on, celebrities like Zhuge old thief Billy Wang Hitt Le and so on can no longer be separated from Gu Sheng's favorites.

After Gu Sheng watched the top few videos in the ghost and animal area rankings, he still couldn't forget the song "I'm playing mud in the Northeast" in his mind.

"How cold

I play mud in the northeast

Although the Northeast is not big

I don't have a home in Dalian

(4x)

Dalian~~~~

how cold it is in the middle of winter

how cold it is in the middle of winter

how cold it is in the middle of winter

Da da da

(4x)

Can you follow me girl?

Baililai is really awesome

(4x)

Say you are not tired after being pressed, should you hold me｜Too pressed

how cold it is in the middle of winter

how cold it is in the middle of winter

how cold it is in the middle of winter

Da da da! "

After thinking about it, Gu Sheng unconsciously hummed out of tune. When he realized what song he was humming, his face turned red first, then dark again, then green again, and finally white again.

Gu Xian asked him to record this kind of thing?

As soon as he entered the ghost animal, it was as deep as the sea, and since then he has been a passerby, and he still wants integrity.

Gu Sheng's cell phone rang, and it was Qin Huaimo calling again.

"Hey, Huai Mo, what's the matter?" Gu Sheng scratched his hair, he leaned back on the chair, the scorching sun shone on his neck, and he felt a little tingling.

"A Sheng, Lao Qian called me and said he wanted to bring our high school classmates together for a meal." Qin Huaimo said flatly.

"Are you going?" Gu Sheng asked.

"Me? Of course I'm going. After all, we're all classmates, so it doesn't take long to go out and get together." Qin Huaimo sat on the toilet and stroked his bare thighs.

"Oh, where are we meeting?" Gu Sheng felt hungry, but when he walked into the kitchen, he saw any food that could be stuffed into his mouth, not even raw ingredients!

"Do you still remember the big hotel near our high school?" Qin Huaimo asked.

"Of course I remember. It turned out that we disliked the bad food in the school cafeteria, but we often ran outside." When Gu Sheng recalled the past, his eyes seemed to be full of stars.

"That's right, the cafeteria has those few dishes every day, not to mention expensive, it's still unpalatable." Qin Huaimo laughed.

"The last is the important point! When did you, a local tyrant, ever lack money? It turns out that you clearly agreed to the AA system during the meal, but you still paid for it." Gu Sheng rolled his eyes and said.

"What are good brothers doing so cleanly? Besides, I won't invite others if they want to be invited by me." Qin Huaimo pulled up his trousers, flushed the toilet and left the bathroom.

"Hahaha, you are indeed a good brother who has played with me for nine years." Gu Sheng felt that his glass heart was pulled out and smashed to the ground into countless pieces.

Qin Huaimo was silent for a moment, then decisively changed the subject: "A Sheng, do you still remember Han Xin?"

Gu Sheng thought for a while: "You mean... my old female deskmate?"

"Well, the squad leader said, she will go to the party too." What is that rumored girlfriend!Ah Sheng obviously likes herself!

"...I suddenly don't want to go." Gu Sheng felt that his toothache was severe, and the madness of that girl when she chased him back then was simply terrifying.

"A Sheng, it is said that a boy confessed to you back then?" Qin Huaimo asked.

"Well, speaking of it... it's also my fault. After being mocked by Han Xin, the child never appeared in front of my eyes again." Now Gu Sheng can't remember the appearance of his junior, the only thing he can remember is What came up was the confession of my junior.

Gu Sheng didn't know what happened to his junior, because he graduated, so he perfectly missed the confession prepared by Lu Wenjiu who counterattacked and became a male god.

"By the way, the party will be held tomorrow night. Be there on time at eight o'clock. Don't be late." Qin Huaimo urged.

"Hmm." Gu Sheng tugged at the waist of his trousers with one hand, twisting his body alluringly, the trousers were hard to take off.

"And Balabala..." Qin Huaimo began to chatter, Gu Sheng was blind, he clamped the phone between his shoulders and ears, and then continued to take it off.

Tighten her abdomen, pull it down, and lift her legs. After 1 minute, Gu Sheng was lying on the ground, clutching her sore thigh, wanting to cry without tears.

Qin Huaimo said: "Okay, don't forget, I'll hang up first."

Gu Sheng listened to the beeping sound coming from the phone, and he looked up to the sky and sighed: "Why do I have bad luck every time I talk to Qin Huaimo!"

Time passed slowly in Gu Sheng's salty fish. After eating and drinking enough, he sat in front of the computer and turned on the little raccoon to enter the room to wait for the singing session to start.

The host is the most popular cv Nuan Xia in the circle. At the beginning, all the management set up a mute mode.

Nuan Xia's voice is the kind of elegant and jade-like son's voice, which makes people feel like spring breeze.

"Welcome everyone to the birthday song party of our lovely birthday star Hui Xu! I am the host, and the handsome Bi Nuan Xia whose voice can seduce countless soft girls!"

The premise is to ignore what he said.

"2333I have never seen such a brazen person."

"Nuan Xia, are you sure the soft girl you picked up isn't a man???"

"The warm summer of daily nonsense hahahahaha (////)"

Many people know that Nuan Xia's fans are gay except Yujie, and there is no such soft girl as he said. It's a sad story.

Nuan Xia looked at the comments that were quickly uploaded, and snorted arrogantly, "You guys are enough, restrain yourself, there are so many people here!"

"So we can go (つд) Nuan Xia means this."

"Tsk, Nuan Xia, don't be like this. Everyone here knows that you don't have a soft girl fan? Why deceive yourself!"

"You can easily lose our (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻"

The comments on this side are constant, and the gifts on the other side are constantly being swiped, cheap and expensive, many and few, making Nuan Xia sigh for the nth time, as a host, you must wear sunglasses, otherwise you will not be blinded by local tyrants place to cry!

"Well, first let our birthday star say something."

"Squeak." The first thing Hui Xu did after being carried on Mai was to cooperate with Nuan Xia to make a cute show.

The number of gifts, which had been tapering off, soared again.

"Ahhhhhhhh the goddess is so cute!!!"

"Goddess marry me! Pinch my face!"

"Happy Birthday Xuxu (/≧▽≦/)"

After a while, all the comment areas became "Happy Birthday Xuxu (/≧▽≦/)"

Hui Xu chuckled, "Thank you."

"Sususususususususu is dead! Awwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"I recorded this laughter just now, and I will use this as the ringtone when I wake up from now on, hehehe~"

"The Goddess's awesome orz is addicted to the Goddess's laughter and can't extricate herself."

Huixu continued: "Well, I'm very glad that you will come to my concert. To be honest, I didn't expect so many people to watch my live broadcast."

"Rivals, stop talking, draw your sword (*｀へ*)"

"That's my wife, go away <(｀^)>"

"Take your wife home secretly while you are arguing ╮(￣▽￣)╭"

"My wife is mighty and inviolable!"

Huixu looked at the words "wife" and "goddess" that appeared most frequently in the comment area, and sighed helplessly: "You guys, do you just like my female voice so much? Huh?"

"The voice of spoiling (〃ω) ears are about to become pregnant!"

"The voice of the goddess is too lethal (////)"

"My wife is here to be charming｜Wheezing~"

"My wife is completely different from those coquettish sluts outside hhhh"

Hui Xu rubbed his nose, these girls are so enthusiastic... and the comment that flashed by just now was really scary, what does it mean to want to make a goddess cry? !

Nuan Xia bubbled up in time: "Cough, it's alright, field controller, let's put the first guest on the mic first!"

The first guest was Duan Xiu, and he said cheerfully, "I'm Mr. Zong Gong, Xiu Xiu Xiu! It's the most handsome up host at Station B. Today, I'm here to celebrate the birthday of my dear little one!"

Duan Xiu smiled and said, "Hui Xu, I wish you a happy birthday. It's a pleasure to meet you."

"Yoooooooo~ Baby Xiu is confessing his love!"

"Xiu Meiren, Mama is very happy, you are finally married today!"

"Hui Xu: Meeting you is the most unlucky thing in my life/doge face"

The BGM gradually sounded, Duan Xiu fell silent, his breathing was gentle.

"We cried

we are smiling

We look up at the sky

The stars are still bright

我们 唱 着

时间 的 歌

才 懂得 相互 拥抱

到底 是 为了 什么

because i just met you

leaving footprints is beautiful

The wind blows flowers and tears like rain

because I don't want to be separated

because I just met you

Ten years of hope

if we meet again

我 想 我 记得 你

我们 哭 了

we are smiling

We look up at the sky

The stars are still bright

我们 唱 着

时间 的 歌

才 懂得 相互 拥抱

到底 是 为了 什么

because i just met you

leaving footprints is beautiful

The wind blows flowers and tears like rain

because I don't want to be separated

because I just met you

Ten years of hope

if we meet again

I think I will remember you"

Duan Xiu's singing was surprisingly good, and he said at the end of the song: "Hui Xu, I hope we can go through ten years."

"Is there any official sugar distribution!!!"

"Hurry up and get the certificate, don't show your affection here (≧▽≦)"

"Today is 5.21, tsk tsk tsk city people are so romantic!"

After Duan Xiu finished singing, he was taken off the mic, and Nuan Xia appeared again: "These words are so ambiguous. If I didn't know that Xiu is a straight man, I would mistakenly think that the two of them have something."

"Stupid Xia, what's the matter with the two of them~"

"Xia Baobao, you still don't understand the routines of gays/Suddenly died laughing"

"Straight men can be bent / innocent face"

Wiping off sweat in Nuan Xia, all the girls in Huixu's family are old drivers!

"Okay, okay, let's invite the second guest - Mo Nian Old City."

"Hi, good evening everyone. I'm Mo Nian Old City. I heard that today is Mr. Huixu's birthday. I specially prepared a song for him."

"Lin Meng: The old driver took my little sister Shibaluo

The old driver took my little sister Shiba Luo

Geng Jing: It doesn’t matter if you’re eighteen or not, it’s illegal to mix goods with people

Girl, go away, I'm driving

Lin Meng: The old driver brought my little sister to marry you

The old driver brought my little sister to marry you

Let me sit in your car and let you touch my tits

Old driver, tell me, which one is worth it

Geng Jing: Little girl, really good at coaxing, big brother dare not touch

Little girl, really good at coaxing, big brother dare not touch

Give it to the big brother, and I want more than 300

Little girl, really good at coaxing, big brother dare not touch

……

A good girl does not marry a driver, she keeps an empty house all year round

One day I will go home and turn around, wearing oil clothes

Nine out of ten drivers are bad, and the remaining one steals oil and sells it

Nine out of ten drivers are bad, and the poor guy is left

......"

After Mo Nian sang the song, the presents stopped swiping, and the comment area didn't move, as if a mysterious big hand pressed the pause button.

Mo Nian gasped for a few moments, and said solemnly as if nothing happened: "Xu Xu, happy birthday, you old driver must take me with you in the future!"

The pause button was held down by this sentence, and yy's room almost exploded.

"666 can't accept it, it's bad for my old city."

"I beg the shadow area in everyone's heart hahahaha I laughed so hard!"

"Listen to my explanation, Mama, I haven't listened to any eighth-letter songs, I'm listening to QAQ"

"Old driver Xu is about to arrive at the battlefield with a 40-meter sword in hand!"

After Huixu strongly demanded to add the penguin bombing, the field controller was forced to hug him into the microphone, "Old city, are you an old driver than me?!"

"My wife doesn't cry when she's wronged/covers her mouth and snickers, we know you're not an old driver."

"This song is sung super well. Is my goddess going to explode without seeing it?"

"Xu Xu rushed up and beat her to death (/≧▽≦/)"

Soon, the third guest was carried on the mic, followed by the fourth, and the fifth... Gu Sheng sat in front of the computer and gnawed on the cucumber sent by the neighbor next door, silently waiting for Lu Wenjiu to come on stage.

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