The big god at station b is me always attacking you

When Gu Sheng woke up in the morning, his movements were stiff and like a zombie, and a certain little daisy that was developing into a sunflower was a little stinging because of excessive friction last night.

"Hiss..." Gu Sheng limped out of the bedroom clutching his buttocks. He looked at the simple breakfast on the tea table and muttered in a low voice: "After doing such strenuous exercise at night, I still have the energy to do it in the morning." breakfast."

Having said that, his smile that wished to blind people's eyes revealed his good mood.

Lu Wenjiu, who was fishing in the company, sneezed, and the opposite boss Duan Xiu who was frightened by him said casually, "Have a cold?"

Lu Wenjiu rubbed his nose, and said calmly, "How is that possible? It was fine just now. Someone must be thinking about me."

Duan Xiu squinted: "Hey, hey, you are enough, can you show some face? There are people in this world who would miss a mean creature like you, tsk."

Lu Wenjiu leaned his head on the chair, and said lazily: "Did you eat too much in the toilet in the morning? People who don't know think that your menopause is early, isn't it because you failed to counterattack Xu Hui? What's the matter?" Big deal!"

Duan Xiu held back his notebook and smashed it directly on the handsome face opposite, he smiled and said: "If you talk again, you can wait to drink the northwest wind this month."

Lu Wenjiu pursed his lips, he didn't want to quarrel with the menopausal uncle who was angry.

Menopausal Uncle Duan Xiu: ...

The company Lu Wenjiu works in was invested and opened by him, Duan Xiu, and Xu Hui. When Xu Hui heard that Duan Xiu was going to start a company, he took it out without saying a word, saying, "I'm an overbearing CEO who has money so he's wayward." How?" said gently to Duan Xiu with an attitude: "The password is your birthday, the money is not much, only less than [-], I believe you can do well."

Later, when Xu Hui found out that Duan Xiu started a sex|fun|use|use|product company, the first thing he did was to throw Duan Xiu on the bed, and then let the other party experience how the company's products felt when using them.

Why is it a company and not a store? Duan Xiu explained with a sullen face: "Because of the money, they are opening anyway, so why not open a bigger one."

The company run by Duan Xiu and the others is well-known on Taobao, with good service attitude and cool products, the popularity has grown over time.

Duan Xiu looked at the young boy whose brain was obviously empty and didn't know where his mind was wandering. He suspected that the other party had been transferred, otherwise how could he become the old man who is addicted to paddling water and throwing dog food? ? ?

"Axiu, is there any new product that feels good to use recently?" Lu Wenjiu remembered the thumb-sized thing that he used on Gu Sheng last time, which could control the vibration and keep stimulating the protruding point in his body. The guy, as well as the senior's little Nenju who seemed about to be poked, suddenly looked forward to more interesting new products.

"Let's think about it... Ah yes, there is a fox tail." Duan Xiu thought about it carefully, looked at Lu Wenjiu's bright eyes, and silently lit the wax for Gu Sheng in his heart, big brother, it's not easy for you, your boyfriend is a The beast with a human face wants to turn your chrysanthemum into a sunflower dog if it doesn't move.

"Boss Xiu, I need to ask for sick leave." Lu Wenjiu said with a serious face.

"Reason." There is no reason why you can't let the other party go. Now is the busy time. After Lu Wenjiu left, the boss is left alone. Wouldn't he be exhausted!As for Xu Hui?Hmph, that guy is so poor that all he has left is money, and now he's still playing cold war with him, how childish!

Duan Xiu completely forgot that he was the one who failed in the counterattack and became angry and ignored Xu Hui first. Tsundere Shou is really arrogant.

"I have a stomachache. I went to the hospital to see him. The doctor said that I can't do strenuous exercise." Lu Wenjiu continued his serious nonsense.

Duan Xiu black question mark face, excuseme? ? ?What the hell can't do strenuous exercise?Why didn't he know that Lu Wenjiu was going to do strenuous exercise?

"Do you think I'm stupid?" Duan Xiu glared angrily.

Lu Wenjiu, who found out that the fooling had failed, touched the tip of his nose, and said without changing his expression, "Well, it's not my stomachache, it's my Asheng's stomachache. The doctor said he was pregnant, so I have to take care of him."

Duan Xiu almost believed it, but soon, he remembered that Gu Sheng was a man... a man!How can a man get pregnant?When did Lu Wenjiu act so skillfully that he could actually make a man pregnant?

"Gu Sheng is intersex?" Duan Xiu continued to greet the black people.

Lu Wenjiu gave Duan Xiu a puzzled look, "No, he is a normal man."

Duan Xiu wished he could flip the table over to the handsome face opposite, Nima was talking nonsense seriously, you think I'm a three-year-old kid? ? ?

Lu Wenjiu finally became impatient, "I'll just ask you, will you give me a fake?"

Duan Xiu hooked his lips, "It's beautiful."

Lu Wenjiu stood up and looked at Duan Xiu expressionlessly. Duan Xiu was a little nervous, he was afraid that Lu Wenjiu would blow his face.

"Hehe, if you don't give it, I won't give it. Dad is too lazy to talk to you." Lu Wenjiu snorted coldly and slammed the door away. Anyway, he also has a desk outside the office, so he can work (touch) and work (fish) there.

Duan Xiu almost rushed out of the door and died with Lu Wenjiu, fuck you, where the hell is this strange species?If it's just chatting like this, I'm really lucky for him to live to such a big age.

Lu Wenjiu, who failed to cheat, began to harass Gu Sheng.

【penguin】

Gu Sheng's sweetheart, Mr. Lu: The boss of Ah Sheng TAT spicy chicken will not give a fake

A Sheng of the Gu family: ...You are not ashamed, and you have the guts to cry with me when you fail to cheat?

Mr. Lu, Gu Sheng's sweetheart: I'm sad not because I'm not fake, but because my brother Duan Xiu doesn't understand me (T^T)

The Gu family, Asheng: [Black question mark face]

Mr. Lu, Gu Sheng’s sweetheart: I’ve prepared a surprise for you, but Duan Xiu won’t give you a fake/cry into a [-]-jin dog

Gu Family A Sheng: (=_=) Which company do you think easily gives leave without pay?

Gu's Asheng: Aren't you one of the shareholders?Or if you resign, I will support you, and you just let me counterattack.

#everyone wants to counterattack#

#818 That Mr. Gu who always wants me to resign and then lie flat and get fucked#

#boyfriend has not given up the dream of counterattack how to do by super desperate Gongjun#

Mr. Lu, Gu Sheng's sweetheart: How could it be possible for you to support me?Just wait for my surprise!

The Gu family, Ah Sheng: Yes.

Gu Sheng put down his phone and couldn't help but look at Lu Wenjiu's graduation photo. Well, it's not a kindergarten graduation, but a university graduation, but why does he always have something called "My boyfriend is like a three-year-old child, mentally retarded enough to make me Can't bear it" feeling? !

After Lu Sansui got off work, he happily held the fox tail that was said to feel super cool to use, and was going to drag Gu Sheng into the bed tonight and plant his purple-red radish into the pink and tender hole. Then fill it with white radish juice, I'm excited just thinking about it, hehehehe.

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