Cute Pet Cultivation Guide[Quick Transmigration]

"Meow, meow!"

The cat, who couldn't catch the back of the young man's hand because of his poor body shape, kept making noises anxiously, and Lian Yu, who leisurely put two earplugs in his ears, hummed triumphantly.It's really fun to watch this fierce guy eat up. It's a bit inhumane to bully small animals, but who wants this little stinky cat to sneak into his room in the middle of the night and scratch his arms all over the place? It's so embarrassing to chase after the black history of the hospital.

"Meow..."

The black cat, which couldn't touch the young man's arm no matter what, started to spin around in annoyance, and drooped its long and thick tail in frustration.

Lian Yu saw that it was amused to walk blindfolded, so Quiet Mimi stretched out the other hand to poke the belly of the little animal, and the black cat that was invaded by strangers almost jumped off the bed sheet without warning When I got up, because it happened to be next to the spring of the mattress, it was still bouncing up and down, and its tail was blown out, and it went straight to the ceiling in anti-gravity.

Lian Yu burst into laughter when he saw this, and the hand covering the cat's face trembled wildly for a moment. After bouncing a few times, the black cat, which quickly stabilized its figure, immediately shook its head and got out of control, then bowed its body and took several steps back quickly Standing firmly on the thick quilt, condescendingly and coldly looking down at Lian Yu, who was lying on the quilt and wiping away tears with a smile.

Was it that funny just how it behaved, stupid.

"Haha I laughed so hard, how can you be so stupid! If it was just photographed, it would be enough to make me laugh for a year... Hey, where did the little stinky cat go?"

The young man who was about to paralyze his upper body from laughing wiped the saliva from his mouth, and then fell powerlessly on the pillow. His ears were ringing, and all his eyes could see now, except for the noble and cool black cat standing on the pile of quilts, were the black dots on the ceiling.

Hey, it's because the blood supply to the brain is insufficient, if you don't sleep, you will really belch.

"I was made to laugh by you just now, and I'm in a good mood, so I'll let you go for now, and stay where you like." Lian Yu, who was cramping his stomach from laughing, lay back on the bed, and waved lazily towards the soles of his feet Then he pulled the quilt over his head, as if nothing happened just now, which fully demonstrated the stubbornness of being a human being, and his strength explained what it meant to slap his ass and leave after being bullied.

The black cat squatting on the quilt at the foot of the bed and watching the man's every move did not make a sound, but silently pricked up its ears, curled up its body, and patted the soft bed sheet with its tail.His indifferent green eyes rolled around, not knowing what he was thinking.

Not long after, the quilt under the sight began to rise and fall steadily, accompanied by a small snoring sound.The black cat formed into a ball opened its mouth and licked the fur on its face, then stood up silently, quickly threw off the quilt, and spread its fleshy pads along the edge of the bed towards the sleeping youth. go.

Gently peeling off the corner of the quilt covering the opponent's head, the sleeping face appeared in front of his eyes. The bastard human being who was playing with it's physical and mental health was closing his eyes tightly at this moment, and unpreparedly opened that face without any precautions. The lovely face was facing it, pale and pale.

It is much whiter than the milk spot on its belly.The black cat stretched out its pink and tender tongue and licked the corner of its mouth. The pupils reflecting the human face slightly expanded, and the faint animal pupils were like fireflies gathering and scattering under the moon.

Heh, stupid human beings, dare to bully it, it has a way to let this guy who almost reported to the Palace of Hades go to reincarnate immediately without queuing.

Slowly raising its black paws, the black cat stood on all fours on the pillow and looked down at everything, wagging its tail, and then slapped the sleeping person mercilessly on the face, simply and rudely replenishing the hemoglobin on the face At the same time, he can avenge himself——

A pale, transparent hand full of needle holes suddenly protruded from the bed, and accurately caught the fleshy little paw that was sneaking towards the face.

"Pfft."

Immediately afterwards, a chuckle came from the tightly wrapped quilt, and accompanied by the sound of friction between the quilts, the person who was clearly asleep slowly opened his eyes, and the pale pupils were instantly clear under the light To the point of fascination, "Why, you want to take revenge on me while I'm asleep?"

The pleasant ending was slightly raised, just like the slightly raised eyebrows of this sloppy guy, hiding a little bit of self-satisfaction.

Lian Yu, who was smiling like a fox, looked up at the kitten who had come to his pillow so desperately, bent his lips, gently shook the meat pad that was offered to him, and then moaned in a low voice with his throat. Snoring, shaking his shoulders and laughing non-stop, "Does it feel good to jump into the trap obediently? I know you will definitely not give up the idea of ​​sneak attacking me. How about it, are you satisfied with the pit you dug yourself? Do you want to dig a little deeper?" As he said that, he yanked the black cat's little fat paw, dragged it in front of him, and flicked its fleshy pad with his mouth unscrupulously and inhumanely.

I have long wanted to kiss!The soft thing opposite him really couldn't control himself at all!

"Meow!"

The majestic big cat couldn't turn the situation around, it could only close its eyes in despair, and wailed as if it had been raped by a hundred teddys and lost its virginity.

The cat's limbs are not sensitive parts, but the meat pads are not safe to be kissed by malicious humans, and they can't wait to stretch out their sharp claws to scratch his face, but this guy can't really hate it, so it can't Get that cute face.

Damn human, he is challenging its patience!Heimiao, who was hovering between the options of catching and not catching, twisted his body desperately and kept screaming. How long has this guy been playing?It was too painful.

"Hmph, I should punish you well." Lian Yu, who automatically discovered the idiot attribute and wished to press the whole cat on his face and kiss him, frantically flicked the cat's meat pad with his mouth, his fingers were still restless Holding the chubby paws of the little animal, it's so cute, it's so cute, it feels like my heart will melt, even if this cat is fierce and cold, never cute, and always wants to sneak attack !

"Meow, meow!" Master Heimiao struggled violently, his body shaking violently, it really couldn't help but fight back!

"Tuk Tuk Tuk!"

Suddenly, the sound of crutches stabbing the ceiling came from the marble floor.

"You son of a bitch, blind his grandma at night... What can you do if you have a girlfriend, if you make a noise, I'll go up there!"

The old man who choked his trachea from eating pears stood tremblingly on the bed, angrily stabbing the ceiling with his cane, "It's fine if you don't take care of your body, but don't let us old people sleep well!"

"..." Grandpa, I'm sorry, did you misunderstand something?

Hearing the word 'girlfriend', Lian Yu felt hit by [-] critical points, silently moved away from kissing the cat's mouth, then let go of his hand and let the little animal jump aside naturally, then fell down again with a sigh , I can't even laugh.

"I also want to live a life without shame and shame, but everyone thinks that I have a mysterious boyfriend who can't be said! What the hell is this? I really don't have one, okay? Why don't everyone believe it, single dog It is also human rights!"

I have lived solo for so many years, although there are rumors that so and so have a crush on him since childhood, but he has never received a love letter or a confession. Is this his own problem or those people's problem?

The author has something to say: I suddenly found out that I don’t even know who the little angel who joined the group was crying and chirping. After teasing me, the little cutie... fell silent_(:з」∠)_