Little Sun wants to turn over

No matter how depressing I am, I still have to live. I dragged Wang Zhenzhen into the police station, and first reissued my ID card. I can’t always be a black person. I thought it would be a simple matter, but the person in charge told me that I had to prove that I was Li Xiaoyang just reissued it for me, and I prove that I am myself?What else do I need to prove?

The attitude of the policeman was very good, and told me that I only need to hold the resident registration book to reapply, but my residence registration is still on the family registration booklet at home, and I have already been unable to enter the gate of my house. I looked back at Wang Zhenzhen: "You How likely do you think it is for me to steal it?"

Wang Zhenzhen told me sincerely, "Darling, your house lives on the 17th floor. I can't come by flying over the eaves and walls. Why don't you try it?"

． ． ． ． ． ．Looks like I can't come either.

"Sister, see if there is any other way." I looked at the other person's tender and tender face, which was definitely younger than mine, and recognized him unconscionably. When I was a child, my mother taught me that it is easy to do things when people are three generations younger.

"Yes, you can ask your company to issue a certificate for you, or you can get a certificate from the neighborhood committee." Comrade policemen still had a good attitude and looked at me with a smile.

Hehe, who is the boss of the company, Shen Cheng, can he issue me a certificate?Guess he'll give me a certificate of dismissal.Neighborhood committee?The first sentence of the neighborhood committee is to prove that I am the owner. I have no documents, no household registration, and now I don’t even have a home. How can I prove it?

"I'm sorry to trouble you, goodbye." I kept this smile and pulled Wang Zhenzhen away.

Wang Zhenzhen held my face up and down, left, right, left, right, and right for a long time: "Hey, it's the first time I see you smiling at a girl. No girl except me has received your good looks before. I'm sorry for your face."

"What's wrong with laughing for a girl? I still want to marry that. Comrade Wang Zhenzhen, I'm here to inform you that I, Li Xiaoyang, will embark on the sunny road to marry Bai Fumei and reach the pinnacle of my life. In the future, Li Xiaoyang will be straighter than Xizhimen!" I put one foot on the flower bed at the entrance of the police station, raised my right hand, and pointed my fingers to the sky, instantly finding the heroic feeling of seeing success or failure in life.

"You...are you really Li Xiaoyang?"

"Didn't you say my name is Li Xiaoyang?"

"Oh, it's true that this body is called Li Xiaoyang, but even if it's amnesia, it's impossible to have a very different personality. Li Xiaoyang has been bent into a steel ball, so it's impossible to become Xizhimen. Tell me, did you come here through time travel? To be honest, Otherwise, I will send you to the institute to dissect you." Wang Zhenzhen was really quick, and he twisted my arm behind my back in the time it took to say a word.

"Heroine, please forgive me. I, I really didn't time travel. As long as my IQ lived in ancient times, I died every minute before the first episode, and there will be no trailer for the next episode."

Wang Zhenzhen let go of my collar and clapped his hands: "As far as your IQ is concerned, you didn't have a chance to play in the first 5 minutes, okay? Let's just believe it. If Miss Ben finds out that you are pretending to be my Xiaoyangyang, I will send you to have an autopsy in minutes!"

"I swear to the sun, I really really lost my memory, and I really really hate Shen Cheng!"

"Forget about the sun, what to do now, no place to live, no money to eat, and no job, but you can take private jobs as before, and it is enough to support yourself."

I really dare not tell the truth that I even forgot what I did before, I don’t know anything, and I still accept some private work, how can I accept it?what?

Wang Zhenzhen pulled his hair and said: "Hey, don't hesitate to me, I know you forgot, why don't you go to our school to do logistics first, ask Director Lian and Professor Cheng to open a small back door for you, and there is a staff dormitory to live in. It's better to be on the streets. Let's go to the director now, he flew yesterday, and it's almost time to finish the jet lag now."

There was no other way. We carried our luggage to find the counselor Lian Dao when we were in school. It is said that he is not a few years older than us. We called him brothers and sisters when we were in school. We have a very good relationship. He knows about me and the scumbag. According to the truth, he beat me several times in anger, although I don't understand why he beat me and not Shen Cheng, but I heard that he knew that I was beaten into the hospital and almost wanted to buy a plane ticket to come back and beat Shen Cheng. It's balanced, and I'm blessed to enjoy the hard work of the city.

To be honest, Lian Dao is a karate master, he can abuse Shen Cheng every minute, and a little finger can blow him up. I imagine Lian Dao as the kind of bold and violent man , I'm happy to think that someone will cover me in the future, maybe I can develop a sweet teacher-student relationship, ahem, I want to find a girl, teacher-student relationship is fine, but it turns out that my head is probably really blocked It's broken, the smiling beautiful sister in front of me is completely different from the director I imagined, and maybe it can really develop a teacher-student relationship with me.

"Li Xiaoyang, I heard that you broke up with that scumbag? And kicked his ass off? Hahahaha..."

I said this sentence after meeting the Yujie in front of me, and then started laughing wildly for 3 hours. Wang Zhenzhen and I sat opposite each other and watched him laugh. I think my life before amnesia was completely the same. It's a joke, and the legendary best friend next to me and the woman on the opposite side who is about to die of laughter are witnesses to this joke.

My eyes scanned Lian Dao back and forth N times, except for a faint Adam's apple that could prove that he is really a man, there is no part of his body that can prove that he is a man, I think He might be a little misunderstood about his gender.

"Really, is our school so open? Even fake girls can be tutors?"

"You will know later when you think about it. Your art department has no restrictions on teachers and students. There are even teachers who go to class with a sack."

Doesn’t it feel like the thunder is coming, I’m from the art department!In the art department, where there are so many beauties, I found a man without any girls, and I was still a scum!

"I think your beating is worth it. It just beat all the water out of your head. You should dry it quickly. After a while, my sister will take you on a blind date. There are all kinds of high-quality strong attacks. I will tell you secretly." , Professor Cheng Xuan of our school has been eyeing you for a long time, fearing that you will become a teacher-student relationship, he will not take a job in the school until after you graduate, if you are not so determined to beat the scumbag that you won't wake up, he will have already started. "Director Lian stopped smiling and sat gracefully on the sofa, his slanted legs were slender and straight, and he looked better than a woman.

I smiled awkwardly and didn't know what to say. I looked around but didn't dare to look at him. Those legs were too dazzling. I have a bit of a language barrier to strangers. Although I know that I used to be familiar with Director Lian, I don't remember it at all. , now I don't know how to answer the call.

Director Lian patted me on my current appearance and said it was okay, he was confident to pry my mouth open again, and he also wanted to watch handsome muscular guys with me.

"Come on, look at these handsome guys, there are all kinds of tall, short, fat, and thin, and their occupations include chefs, drivers, doctors, brick movers, white-collar workers, lawyers, blacksmiths, and a policeman, yes yes and This farmer, his family has more than [-] acres of land, and he will never be hungry for you, so let's see which one we meet first." Director Lian took the phone album and swipe in front of us quickly, and Wang Zhenzhen and I were indifferent to him. This kind of worship is too broad.

Wang Zhenzhen's eyes were frighteningly bright, and he asked gossipingly, "Lian Daoer, you have tried all these handsome guys."

"Sister Lian, let me tell you, these are all high-quality products carefully selected by me, they are well-equipped, good-looking and high-value."

I licked my lips and asked, "Director Lian, is there a girl?"

"female?"

"You two, don't look at me like that. I think I want to try it straight. Anyway, I also lost my memory. Maybe I can find a soft girl."

"Oh, you can't be hard on women." Lian Dao didn't believe me at all, and then went through WeChat

"Who said that?" I think I can still save it.

"Come and kiss me and you'll believe me." Director Lian stretched out his face in front of me, I looked at his flickering long eyelashes, and his small red lips thought that I might have become asexual.

"That Director Lian, no, Sister Lian, Aunt Lian, please let me go."

"Let's go." The two of them ignored my request and grabbed my arm one by one to go out on a blind date. While pulling me, even the director didn't forget to check WeChat to contact me with a blind date.

For the sake of convenience, the location was set at the coffee shop at the back door of the school. Fortunately, there were few people during the holidays, otherwise I would be ashamed to meet people. When we arrived, Wang Zhenzhen and Director Lian sat next to me one by one to prevent me from escaping. The blind date came. At that time, I was taken aback by our battle, and sat down tremblingly and asked, "Ah, Alian, do you miss me?"

"Think of a ball of yarn. This is my student. It's tender and cute. Would you like to try it?" After speaking, Director Lian and Wang Zhenzhen flashed with each other.

I looked at the handsome guy in front of me and didn’t know what to say. He is very handsome. I don’t know if he is a good guy, but there seems to be something wrong with his eyes. When he was talking to me, his eyes always glanced at the toilet. When he saw me, he wanted to go to the toilet. What the hell is the toilet, the young master looks like a toilet?After less than 3 minutes, the blind date started to freeze. After sitting there looking at each other for more than half an hour, Director Lian and Wang Zhenzhen finally came out to save the scene. Director Lian waved away blind date No. 1, and blind date No. 2 sat down from the next table , Director Lian waved and said, "Come here, all of you, let's come together."

All the men from the surrounding tables sat down, looking at us with burning eyes, oh no, it should be said that they looked at me, I was a little nervous, even if we had a blind date, we should still be in groups, should we talk about cross talk?Group ps are not so horny, do I seem to hate marriage so much?After all, he should be a handsome guy who can be admitted to the art department!

Why do I say should?Oh, by the way, I haven't looked in the mirror after waking up, and I don't even know what I look like, which is embarrassing. What if I look extremely ugly?Or as coquettish and unparalleled as Director Lian?It's scary, mom, I want to go home, I know I'm wrong, can I come out of the closet?

Being stared at by a group of men, I can only lower my head and sip my coffee. It's too scary. I don't want to find a man anymore.