[Noragami] If you don't die, you won't die

It was [-]:[-] in the morning when Gu Weichen turned off the alarm switch. She rubbed her sleepy eyes, opened them and looked at the wooden ceiling in a daze, and sighed a long time.She often thinks, it would be great if I got to know those people earlier, sooner, earlier... Saying goodbye to my parents and coming to this magical island country as an exchange student for a year and a half, although everything is not perfect It's going well, but at least I'm having a good time... cherry blossoms, sushi, festivals, etc., and... my god... and so on.She lifted the quilt and sat up, grabbed the phone next to the pillow and slid to unlock it, clicked on the contact column and slid down, and her fingers rested on the business card signed "Insatiable God" for a long time, until the light on the screen disappeared Only then did she sigh and retract her hand, throw the phone back where it was, get out of bed and walk towards the bathroom.

It all starts with picking up that guy's business card.Thinking about it now, I really feel that it was quite a death~ a god like...Yato.

If you are not a particularly boring person, you should not collect some weird things. It is not a strange collection hobby, but that those things have a taste of the past.An ancient wooden comb with two teeth missing, a dice with strange symbols engraved on it, a drink bottle with a different wrapping paper than other drinks of the same type... and this.Weichen took out a card from his wallet, frowning at the information on it.

"Pay...uh, god? Yeto...?"

By coincidence, Weichen actually dialed the phone number on the business card!

"Hi, hi! Here is the fast, cheap, and safe Almighty God's home service. I am Yato. Are you confused?"

"Beep, beep—"

Weichen immediately pressed the hang-up button, raised her head in horror and looked at the people staring at her, giggled a few times embarrassedly, scratched her hair and stuffed the phone back into her pocket to continue listening to the lecture.

Really, why did you suddenly make a call, and... what happened when you pressed the hands-free button, yourself!

Weichen sighed, staring at the empty notebook, the person who answered the phone just now was a man... A name like Yato is indeed a man... Huh?Wait a minute! Could it be something, a kidnapping method of a young girl in a disguised form, right?Let the girl or the boy make the call and... help... □□? !Damn, that man's voice was so young just now!Is Gao Fu handsome?No no no!Weichen shook his head to shake off this thought, grabbed a pen and copied what the professor wrote on the whiteboard.

It should be the Qingtong team's new sales method...

and many more……

Weichen looked at the head protruding from under the table in horror, let go of the pen...

Come on, just kidding... let's...

"Yo~ Dear guest, it's you... you?!"

Talked? ! !

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"Oh! Customers, wait, don't step on me! Ah!!!"

Therefore, Weichen was taken to the infirmary on the grounds that he had a nightmare last night and didn't sleep well, so he is not feeling well now.But what is the situation? After recovering, there is no one under the table... Is it really a ghost?No, no, he... called her a guest?Guests or something... What the hell...

"Ah..." Weichen sighed and closed his eyes, "Sure enough, he was hallucinating from too much pressure..." Wait!Weichen opened his eyes suddenly, looked at the undulating figure on the bed next door through the white cloth, and pulled the sheet tightly.There was no one there just now!Why did a guy who kept moaning in pain j□j suddenly appear!short hair?Male... male? !Walk!Come here! ! !

"Ahhhh! Don't! Don't kill me!! Don't eat me!!!!" Weichen quickly covered his head, curled up under the quilt, it's a ghost, bastard!I saw a ghost! ! !

"Ah, guest, I'm not a ghost!" The person who came from the next bed threw off the quilt, sat down, and spread his hands, "I'm a god, and I exist to solve people's troubles. They are on call all year round. Come on, guest, what worries or difficulties do you have?"

"God, god, save me..." Weichen knelt in the middle of the bed with his head in his arms and murmured these words, then he simply stretched his legs and swept towards the person sitting on the edge of the bed, stood up with one hand on his hip , the other hand pointed fiercely at the person who jumped away, "The evil spirits are dispelled!!!!"

"Hey..." The man was stunned for a long time before he came back to his senses, and walked over excitedly, "I'm a god! I'm not some evil spirit! Hey, hey! It's your call, right!"

"Why don't you call me, I'm not afraid of you!" Weichen took a step back, pointing at him and yelling.

"Come on, look how your legs are shaking." He sat down and picked up the fruit on the table, wiped it on his clothes, took a bite, and looked back at Weichen, "My name is Yato , It was you who called me, do you need to ask me for help if you have any difficulties?"

"Ye... Dou? Oh oh oh! That's right, that phone call!" Weichen blinked his eyes, and punched his palm as if he understood everything, the phone call just now!But... Although she understood, but really... She stared at Yato who was eating an apple in surprise, and swallowed, this guy actually claimed to be... God? !

"Huh? What's the matter?" Yato looked at Weichen who was staring at him suspiciously, and stood up, "I am a real god! One of the 800 million gods..."

"Master Shenming~" Weichen hugged his stomach and laughed, "Don't be like this hahahaha, how can such a thing as Lord God exist hahaha~ Even if it is a god or something, why do you wear such clothes and look like you? ...It's okay, I didn't change it, the taste is so heavy hahahaha..."

"..."

"Hey, are you really a god? Hey, tell me, which came first, the chicken or the egg? It is said that God existed from the very beginning, right? You must know, right?" Weichen sat He stopped and continued to beat the quilt with a smile, "In this era, there are still people claiming to be gods, my God, I thought haha, I thought that a guy like me was enough for the second grade, I didn't expect there would be more Secondary school..."

"Hello..."

"Hey~ Speaking of Qingtong team's current advertisements are all so high-end?" Weichen wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, looked at Yato, "I'm sorry~ I don't need Qingtong team or anything, you should too You came to the academy to find out, and you just popped out from under the table when you got a call?"

"I'm not from the Qingtong team—" Yato frowned, "Only those who encounter difficulties can see my phone number. You are in trouble now, right?"

"Stop pestering me." Weichen frowned and got out of bed, grabbed his school uniform jacket and put it on, "Everyone is an adult now, although I find it a bit weird, no one notices that a guy like you slipped into the classroom Yes, but...forget it..."

"Hi!" Yetou called Weichen, "You want to make friends, right? Because of different nationalities, you don't dare to make friends with others, right? The professor who taught the class said that this research paper needs to cooperate or something, because Confused by this, and then, dialed the number below, right?"

After being told by Yetou, Weichen stopped and looked back at him, thought for a while and laughed, "Who would be bothered by this kind of thing, idiot--well~ It's better to think about it than to be troubled by this How to write a thesis isn't it?"

"After all, you still don't believe that I'm a god, right!!!"

"Eh?" Weichen shook his head, although it was true.

"Ah! Why!!!" Yato squatted down and pulled his hair and cried, "How could there be someone like you! Obviously there were people who didn't understand in the past, but it was easy to let them know that I really It’s something like a god, why can’t I explain it to you!”

"Hey..." Weichen was at a loss, why is this guy crying again!She leaned over, "Well, no, needless to say, it's okay, the god is the god, it should be... name? God Yato? Yato God? Your name is so funny→_→"

"Oh! You bastard! Let me prove to you that I am a god! A true god!" Saying this, Yato pushed Weichen away and ran directly to the window.Weichen, who was overwhelmed by God, immediately chased after him, and only then did she realize that Yato is not a god!It's neurosis!What is he trying to do!Are you going to jump off the [-]th floor?

"Hey!! Yato!!!!!! Don't!!! Yato!!!"

The wind outside the window... so strong...

"It's over...it's over..."

Weichen stretched nearly half of her body out of the window, but what she held was only the rag tied around her neck by Yato, she retracted tremblingly, and sat down against the wall, "Jump, I jumped... because I stimulated him, so he... jumped off the building..." She tightly held the rag in her hand to her chest, frowning.

It's me again...this time I still...can't...

Weichen immediately stood up and rushed out the door, but was stopped when he ran towards the elevator.

"Where are you going~ my honored guest~"

"Eh?" Weichen looked at Yato standing in front of him unharmed and handsome in amazement, then looked back at the window, looked back at Yato, looked at the window again, and seemed to understand something, that is to say, this The guy is really really..."God?!!!"

Spreading magical business cards everywhere, as long as someone is confused and needs help, they will see the phone number or something on it. Weichen only remembered now that the reason why he kept this business card was because it was different from other business cards. No phone number or address!oh oh oh oh oh!She is in Japan!I saw God! ! !

"So, now you believe that I am a god~"

Yato put down his bangs confidently, and reached out to Weichen, "What's your name?"

"Gu! Gu Weichen!" Weichen hurriedly returned the rag in his hand to Yeto, and looked at him curiously.The gods look like this, the clothes are shabby, the eyes are different from humans, the voice is beautiful, etc... Really, really God! "Well, do I need to kneel down and beg you?"

"Huh?" Yedou pouted, and glanced at Weichen, "Whatever you want~"

"That's no need." Weichen smiled, and patted Yato on the shoulder, "My lord, your clothes need to be washed by hand~ The smell of sweat is too heavy~ Then, I'll go first~" She looked He glanced at the watch on his wrist, "It's almost time to go home, or I won't be able to catch the bus, nah~ goodbye, Yato~"

"Ah? Wait, it's not you!" Yetomo kept his hands in the air and blinked his eyes. "That guy, are you kidding me? You must be troubled... What an unhappy guy..." As he spoke, he turned around He was about to leave, but stopped again, "Tsk, it's really troublesome..."

At the entrance of the corridor, Gu Weichen slapped his chest violently trying to calm his beating heart, swallowed his breath and aimed at the empty infirmary, and sat down with his legs limp...

Nima met God, yes, true or false just now!

Although Gu Weichen tried his best to make himself think that everything just now was her delusional attack, but the thick smell of sweat in his hands told her... this is really not a dream!Was that person just now... God?