[Noragami] If you don't die, you won't die

I heard from Aunt Inoue that she accidentally cut the back of her hand while cutting fruit at home...it was actually cut while cutting fruit...the reason...to be honest, who would believe it!No matter how stupid you are, you don't know how to cut the back of your hand and you don't know how to retract your hand!She remembers that her reflexes are still very quick!

With tears in the corners of her eyes, Weichen pitifully held the back of her hand that had been stitched a few stitches and breathed out. The pain that pierced her heart every time she moved her hand made her almost desperate, and she almost wanted to chop off her whole hand!

No!Wouldn't that hurt more? ! ! !

"Wow~ the clothes are washed deliciously!" Yato shook his sportswear jacket shamelessly, and Asagione showed off, "Weichen washed it for me~"

"Tch...it's shameful. You're a god who wants someone else to wash your clothes for you, and dare to say so..." Nagione moved away in disgust and continued to browse the web. In fact, he didn't know what he was doing, and he had already swiped I've been on the web for an afternoon, so I'd better look for a job on a recruitment website to find a better job.

Just don't come and go as soon as you call it like a sportswear god!

Weichenwo flipped the pages of the book on the bed, looked at the same few lines over and over again, yawned boredly, and glanced at Yato, who was obviously complained about and was showing off his sweaty jacket , grabbed a pillow and threw it at him.

"Why?" Yedou looked back at Weichen, bent down to pick up the pillow.

"Pour me a glass of water."

"You don't need a pillow to pour a glass of water...Huh?" Yeto froze in picking up the pillow, raised his head and stared at Weichen, and picked his ears, "Huh?"

"Pour me a glass of water." Weichen said seriously, then deliberately slowed down and emphasized again, "Pour--me--a--glass--water."

"Wait, wait." Yetou came over and snatched the book from Weichen's hand and put it aside, grabbed her shoulder and said seriously, "Be clear first, I, Yetou, am..."

"Pour me a glass of water."

"I am a god!"

"Don't you even ask me for a 5 yuan coin for pouring me a glass of water?!" Weichen looked at Yetou with a surprised expression and covered his mouth, "I didn't expect you to do this, take Take it, take it." As she spoke, she covered her chest and frowned, turning her face away with pain written all over her face, "After all, I'm still a believer..."

"Ah hey! I feel that there is something wrong with my godhood, okay! I just! Just... at least you said "help me a glass of water". Note that it is "help"..." After Yato finished speaking, he suddenly became excited and tightened his grip Weichen's shoulder, "Letter?believer? ! ! !What about our friendship! ! ! "

Raised my voice an octave with excitement...

"...I'm sorry you misheard me, I just said a patient." Weichen raised his bandaged hand and looked at Yeto pitifully, and simply kicked his feet and waved his hands like a child to make a fuss. "I'm a patient, I want to drink water, pour me some water!"

"Here." Nagione handed over a cup of boiling water, gave Yato a white look, and then smiled at Weichen, "If you count on Yato, he will just watch you fuss and won't pour it for you until you die of thirst. Water. This kind of god who doesn't even have a place to stay..."

"Nagino!" Yato waved his hand and was about to start the ritual of releasing the artifact, but after thinking about it, he decided to forget it.After all, if he liberates Nagione, he becomes useless again... "Tch..."

Between Shenqi and Shenqi, it is really strange.

Weichen took a sip of water in satisfaction, and looked at Nagione standing aside.It seems that he should be a boy in his twenties, and he seems to be about the same height as Yato, but... she carefully glanced at Yato's shoes, and smiled helplessly, it is taller than Yato... It seems to be a calm boy, and Yato will definitely quarrel together, especially at night, there will always be a lot of noise coming from the next room.I'm really glad that Aunt Inoue won't see them... Nagione felt embarrassed after looking at them for a long time, looked at Weichen, and touched his own face suspiciously, "Why, my face Is there something?" He said and looked at Yato, "Hey! You didn't draw something on my face, did you!"

"Tch! Who would do such a naive thing!" Yato raised his legs, folded his arms and pursed his mouth, whistling, and said in a low voice, "I won't tell you where the painting is."

"Fuck, you're so bad!" Nagione took off her shirt, looked back and forth, grabbed Yato and glared, "Where is the painting?"

"How do I know~→３→"

"Scum god you!"

"Nagino." Weichen stopped Nagiyin, pointed to the direction of the characters on his back, "There."

"Ah...that's not it." Nagione let go of Yato, raised her hand to cover the words on her back, a strange blush appeared on her face, she hurriedly put on her clothes, and glared at Yato who continued to whistle as if nothing had happened. With a glance, he gritted his teeth and said, "If I find out where to draw it, I will definitely tie you up and throw you into the cesspit!"

"Pfft!" Weichen automatically imagined how Yato was tied up by Nagione and thrown into the cesspit, and laughed.Seeing that Yato still looked indifferent, Nagione had no choice but to grab the beer bottle that Yato had found in which he kept his incense money and shake it, the corners of his mouth curled up, "Go buy clothes and shoes."

"No!" Yato snatched back the beer bottle and squatted aside, looking at Nagione with the eyes of Jiang Yang's thief, "My incense money is for building a shrine! I have hidden a lot of clothes you want You can choose whatever clothes you want!"

"Oh, those sportswear picked up from the garbage dump?" Nagiyin pointed to all kinds of sportswear hanging on the balcony to dry, and sat down with her forehead weakly, looking up at the ceiling devoutly, "What can I do to save you with such poor taste?"

"It's so noisy, don't forget about it, I'll wear it myself!" Yato roared, angrily stuffing the beer bottle back into his coat, looking at the sportswear hanging on the balcony with a melancholy expression, and looking pitifully at Weichen , "Is it bad taste? I think it's not bad."

"Pfft ha ha ha, it's too bad." Wei Chen laughed, covering his face, "Ye Dou looks so pitiful, please don't bully him anymore ha ha..."

"asshole!"

Yato roared angrily and got up and disappeared into the room. Nagione laughed a few times, glanced at Weichen who was still laughing, and leaned over, "Weichen, that..."

"Huh?" Weichen wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, looked at Nagione, "What's wrong?"

"Between you and Yato..."

"Yo——Leave this guy behind. I just got a job, come with me." Yato suddenly appeared and grabbed Nagi's voice, which was only halfway through, and then disappeared.Weichen, who only received half of the words, blinked, and a question mark appeared above his head.

"What between me and Yato...?"

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"It's too much!" Nagione kicked the bicycle, and stared at Yato fiercely, "Why am I here with you to help others look at the bicycle!"

"Well, in order to prevent you from disturbing Weichen's recovery~" Yedou tossed the five-dollar steel ring he received, and held it proudly, "If a guy with bad intentions like you stays there, I won't even be able to work. Be distracted."

"You are the least qualified to use words like bad intentions." Nagione gave Yato a blank look, squatted down and looked at the busy street, "It's all about sending failures or something..."

When she returned to the hospital after dealing with the Heimuyuan incident that day, Weichen had already fallen asleep. Nagiyin saw that she was holding a mobile phone in her hand and felt that the radiation was too large, so she took it off for her.Out of curiosity, he browsed the contents of her phone by the way. In addition to the family group, there was Yato's phone number in the contact list. In the emergency contact number column, there was a signature besides her parents. 2008 contacts.After discovering this, Yato snatched the phone enviously and began to search other things, and found a lot of text messages that failed to send. Since July [-], they were all recording what happened every day.Later, I heard from Yetou that the person signed by [-] was a friend of Weichen who committed suicide by jumping off a building three years ago.

So, did it overlap with the incident where Hei Muyuan was bullied and wanted to commit suicide... No wonder Weichen was so afraid of heights, so desperately wanted Hei Muyuan.

"But you guys actually deleted that text message!" Nagione pointed fiercely at Yato, who was finishing his missionary work, angrily, "And you shamelessly wrote a lot of praise for yourself in it! Who would believe it? You! Almighty God!"

"Ah?" Yato threw the used spray paint into the trash can, and opened his hands shiningly, "Isn't this very good~ Weichen will recover soon and play with us!"

"Why do I feel like she doesn't want to play with you at all?"

"Just kidding." Ye Dou laughed with his arms crossed, "But Weichen herself said that she wanted to make friends with me, so of course she wants to play with me!"

"It's purely because you can prove whether you are a real god or not." Nagione said the truth, and sighed helplessly.He doesn’t know anything else, anyway, he only knows that Weichen can see undead that normal people would not normally see, Weichen dared to talk to undead, although she was very timid, she ran away after knowing they were undead , but she still rescued him from the monster who was about to turn into a monster dinner.Looking at Yato again, I will only compete with him for a bed, and I will only let him follow him here to watch the bicycle, and when it becomes a Nagi weapon, I will have to endure his sweaty hands!Tsk... If Weichen was a god, he would definitely fire him and jump to Weichen's side.

"Hey Hey hey!"

Naturally, Yato knows what Nagione is thinking now.Unlike the artifacts used before, although Nagione stabbed him, she was able to apologize quickly and eliminate the bad elements.The power of the Nagi is moderate, and the ability to master it is also very good... Shouldn't you consider adding something to him?No, no, it seems that the matter of adding food should be left to Gu Weichen, he can't waste money on things like adding food to Nagiyin.

Ah la, why do you feel like a scumbag?

"Oh~ I'm sorry, I'm sorry, things are a little complicated and a little slow to deal with." An uncle in a blue coat came over with a few cans of beer, put down the bag and patted Yato on the shoulder, "Every time I'm really sorry to trouble you."

"Where is there! Please remember to call me Yato the next time you need someone to do it for you." Yato, with a serious expression, was shining brightly.

"I know this, I know, ah~ there is an extra little brother today, let me give you more money." The uncle said, ready to pay in his pocket, but was immediately rejected by Nagione.

"No need. I just came out to play with Yato. Besides, Yato also said that he only charged five yuan. I dare not ruin his long-established reputation." Saying this, he squeezed Yato glance.

"Eh? What's so embarrassing?" The uncle scratched his hair, took out two cans of beer from the bag and handed them to Nagione, "Then this is considered a tip."

……

beer?

Nagione twitched the corner of her mouth and shook her head, "Um, I don't drink this."

"What, Nagione, you don't know how to drink beer?" Yato smirked as if he had caught something about Nagione. Although he knew it, it felt good to question it after Nagione said it himself.

"Shut up, scumbag!"

"That's it, then I'll give it to you, Yato." The uncle gave Yato the beer, and smiled innocently as he watched Yato and Nagione leave.Yato held two cans of beer in his arms, hummed a ditty and danced happily all the way. Nagione, who was following beside him, was full of helplessness, so he grabbed the two cans of beer and shook them to death, and then gave them back to the old man with no expression on his face. Yato, who was close to death, was about to give a successful smile, when Yato pulled the can ring of the can of beer toward him——