[Noragami] If you don't die, you won't die

"Gu Weichen, you really haven't been in love, have you?"

"Eh? Suddenly brought up this topic...wrong!" Weichen clenched his fists tightly, as if he had understood something strange, bent down, took off his shoes and threw them at Yato, "None of my business!" Then he turned around angrily and jumped on one foot in the direction of the bus stop.Fearing that something might happen to Weichen, Nagione grabs the shoe that hit Yato and chases after him.Weichen put on his shoes with a displeased face, stomped his feet fiercely, pushed Nagiyin away and got on the bus by himself, not forgetting to make a face at Nagiyin who hadn't had time to catch up with the bus, angrily Sitting on the seat, she reached out and took out the broken mobile phone from her backpack, and continued to try to turn it on, but after several attempts to no avail, she lowered her head and sighed sadly, propped her chin and looked out the window at the numbers that moved backwards.It feels like things are not that simple.

"help me……"

"!" Weichen shook his head, the more he thought about it, the more frightened he got up, he rang the bell, and he hailed a taxi to go back to Gu Chuan's coffee shop.After Weichen got off the taxi, he trotted all the way to the back door of the coffee shop, stood on tiptoe on the big stone pile and looked through the window to see the inside of the coffee shop, only to see the girl sitting next to Tanigawa Suerao, grabbing him Pressing her forward with his hand, he possessed himself and kissed Suero Tanigawa's lips.Weichen was startled by this move, staggered and nearly fell, quickly grabbed the water pipe next to him to stand firm, and sighed.Are you really thinking too much?Mr. Tanigawa and that girl are lovers, probably because of some quarrel and then... Tsk!She really didn't know this was because she had never been in a relationship before!

Weichen jumped down from the stone pile, kicked the pebbles under his feet, pulled the backpack slung across his shoulders and walked out of the alley, outside the alley stood Yato and Nagione on the left and right, saw Weichen coming out , one of them pulled Weichen aside to hide.

"What are you doing..." Ye Dou covered Weichen's mouth and put his fingers on his lips to signal Weichen not to make noise, and then let go after Weichen nodded, and gave her a smirk, "See it?" .”

"Your sister!"

"Ugh—"

God, die—

Standing against the big intersection, Weichen patted the ashes on his hands, unable to swallow his bad breath, grabbed the soda can next to him and threw it at Yato a few times to calm down.What do you mean, somehow covered her mouth and dragged her behind this kind of rubbish dump and asked her if she saw it... saw it... Tch!With a blushing face, Weichen grabbed some debris from the garbage dump and threw it towards Yato.She thought Yato would say something important!what ah!God of scum, please die!

"Repay the five yuan and let me break the relationship!"

"don't want……"

"Then kill me!"

Seeing that Yato was hit by the trash can, Nagione covered her face and lowered her head in shame... Whoever made Yato ask such a topic of color ahem, he deserved it.But, is the injury on Weichen's hand really all right?

"..." Weichen squatted down, clutching his bandaged palm and humming.Yes, the wound really opened.

After a long time, the girl in the coffee shop reluctantly left the coffee shop while answering the phone impatiently. Weichen and Nagiyin hurriedly hid themselves, and walked out of the alley with a sigh of relief when she was far away. Weichen looked at the coffee shop With a glance, he scratched his hair regretfully, "It seems that I really think too much."

"Although I think too much, the situation is not getting any better." Nagione sighed, "Sure enough, Yato has received Tanigawa's commission. That girl is called Shiina Maki, and she likes Tanigawa Suero, but Gu Chuan doesn't like her. Under her harassment, the coffee shop's business has cooled down, and the clerks have also disappeared. Because of these things, Gu Chuan is still depressed."

"But I just saw..." They kissed... Ah yes!Weichen made a final decision, "Can't you resist? It's so pitiful, being kissed by someone you don't like is worse than being bitten by a pig."

"What metaphor—" Nagione smiled dryly, looking in the direction of the coffee shop, "Tanigawa hopes that Yato can help him solve this matter, that idiot who wrote on his business card that he can do everything is on the stage again this time." It's a big deal. Although if he and Maki don't know each other, maybe Yato will show his cowherd stunt..."

"Wait! Cow! Cowherd?!!!!!!" Weichen looked at Yato lying there pretending to be dead with an incredulous expression on his face, and hurried over to find a [-] yuan beer bottle from him, ready to pour it out A [-] yuan coin, and then ran away and Yato broke up with a knife and never saw each other again!This guy has been a cowherd!very scary!

no!Maybe one day I will be tricked by Yato to sell it!

"Hey, it's very impolite to search for things from other people. So, what are you going to do?" Yato took back his savings beer bottle and snorted, "Superficial human beings, how can I... ..."

"A cowherd with [-] yuan a night is so bad!"

Eh--

I don't know why this sentence came out of Wuchen's mouth, but the taste changed a bit.Although Nagi sound knows that Yato's work as a cowherd is nothing more than chatting... but thinking about it carefully, um... panic!He hurriedly ran over to pull Weichen away, kept away from Yetou, looked at him with a dying expression, and shook his head in disappointment.

"Break off."

"Yato, please free me..."

"Are you fucking kidding me!!!" Ye Dou roared angrily, and he still didn't forget to cover the back of his neck, "Delete me from your mind full of dirty thoughts! Hey Nagi, what's inside your mind It’s all turned into a [-]D scene, okay! Hey!!!”

God is facing a serious crisis of trust in Godhood.

"Yotogami... I, a person like me, like me, really can't help it, right?" Tanigawa Suero lowered his head, his voice became smaller and smaller, "I don't want to talk to that person again. The woman is involved in any way... If this continues, I really can't do it..."

"Then try to cut off the fate." Yato said calmly, looking back at Nagione and Weichen who looked at him with extremely distrustful eyes, wanting to cry without tears.Although they hadn't been together for a short time, seeing Nagiyin and Weichen like this made him very sad.

Seeing Yato's strange expression, Sueyo Tanigawa waved his hands in front of Yato's eyes, and pushed him: "Yato God?"

"Ah, it's okay, have you decided?" Yato regained consciousness and stretched out his hand, "If it's decided, then pay the commission fee."

"Fee?" Gu Chuan touched his pocket, only a big bill.

"...only [-] yuan."

"Oh! Wait!" Gu Chuan hurriedly ran to the cashier and rummaged through the boxes to find a [-] yuan coin, handed it to Yato, and folded his hands in prayer, "Thank you very much, please, please, let Maji stop harassing me I've really had enough..."

"Well~ I heard your wish." Yato held the five-yuan coin in his hand, stretched out his hand and called out, "Come here, Nagi." Nagi, who was still sitting next to Weichen, turned into a ray of light and soared In Yato's hand, it turned into a sword.Yato pulled out the Nagi weapon, and pointed the blade at the nervous Tanigawa, "At this time, you decided to cut off the fate between you and Shiina Maki, and you can only be strangers from now on. Do you understand? "

"Yeah!" Tanigawa nodded, closing his eyes with a generous expression, but just as Yato chopped off the Nagi, Shiina Maki came in from outside the coffee shop with a takeaway, seeing General Yato The Nagi weapon was chopped down, but it was too late to run over to knock Yato away.When she came back to her senses, she looked around in a daze, thought for a while, looked at the takeaway in her hand, and blinked her eyes.

"I?"

"..." Seeing that Shiina Maki seemed to have forgotten what happened, Weichen who was sitting at the side sighed long and waved his hand, "Do you want to buy some drinks?"

"Huh?" Maki Shiina nodded and smiled, "Yeah! A cup of coffee to take away, thank you."

"Phew - I was scared to death." Seeing Suero Tanigawa and Maki Shiina acting like normal shop assistants and customers, Weichen was relieved, and smiled at Yato, "It looks quite powerful."

"That's right, I'm a god~" Yato laughed triumphantly, and let go of the Nagi weapon, "Nagino."

"..." Nagion was still far away from Yato after transforming from Nagi to human, because he suddenly thought that maybe one day Yato would frantically let him become a cowherd or something, it was like a nightmare ah!Weichen, on the other hand, drank his coffee on his own, stopped talking to Yato and Nagione, looked at the sky that was gradually turning orange outside, and let out a long sigh.

I don't know why I sigh.

"Mr. Gu Chuan won't open a shop again?" Weichen asked curiously, "But I think Gu Chuan's coffee shop is very good! How about not closing down?"

"But as you can see, it's already very deserted here." Sueyoshi Tanigawa smiled bitterly, looking at the post-it notes pasted on the wishing wall, "Although, I don't want to be here. It's all my fault for losing my temper with customers for no reason!"

What did Yato do to the memory of Tanigawa Sueyo... Gu Weichen smiled, and patted Tanigawa Sueyoshi on the shoulder, "Then don't suspend business! Everyone is not so stingy, right? Now everyone doesn't remember that Is something wrong?"

Tanigawa Suerao sighed, took out a piece of mousse from the counter and handed it to Weichen: "I even asked my clerk to resign, and it is not easy to recruit clerks in a short time."

"Staff!! Look! There are ready-made ones here!" Weichen pointed to himself, and let go of his bangs, "Although I am still a student, I have been working part-time and half-study for half a semester! For some other reasons, the supermarket My part-time job has been cancelled, I'm looking for a new one! How's it going?"

"This one……"

"Hey, I also worked as a waiter when I was in China, I know the rules!"

"Puff—cough cough!" Nagione choked on a mouthful of fruit juice, and looked at Weichen who was lying on the counter discussing part-time jobs with Tanigawa Suero in disbelief, and suddenly felt that she and Yato were exactly the same! ! "Ah! Why did you hit me!"

"There are disharmonious things in your mind." Yato continued to read the newspaper, as if he had already regarded Tanigawa's coffee shop as his base.

"whispering sound……"

"Hey Yato! Nagione! Mr. Tanigawa has promised me!" Weichen pulled Tanigawa Sueliang and ran over, coughed a few times, and solemnly announced, "I, Gu Weichen, from this moment on, I belong to the Tanigawa family. The waiter at the coffee shop is number one!"

"Wait... the waiter will be fine, what's the situation with Mr. No. [-]!" Nagione couldn't help complaining.

"Hey... It seems that I am the boss, and it feels really cool." Weichen turned around and laughed, then turned and stepped on the table with one foot and clenched his fist, "I'm tired of being a cashier in a shitty supermarket. , How dare the supermarket manager dare to fire my mother before she resigns, fu｜ck! Only a strategic guy like me should be at the forefront of all the staff, bastard! I should be the leader Latecomers should have a bright future! Bahahahahaha~"

"..." Suero Tanigawa was completely frightened by Weichen, and moved aside and squatted on the sofa as a seat boy.Nagione blinked and looked at Yato, what's going on, this doesn't seem to be the Gu Weichen he knew!Yato applauded in agreement, as if he knew Weichen would become so complacent.Only he knows that Gu Weichen has never been a presumptuous woman who can be defined as a good girl.

Yetou reached out and pulled Weichen who was still found by Haha, and searched: "Where is the Hetun Jun doll that you agreed to buy for me last time?"

"You're convulsed! Let me go!" Weichen punched Ye Dou hard, how could a god suddenly grab someone and search his body with his hands up and down!

asshole!If you think about it with your knees, you should know that he is a man!In public!Weichen took a look at Nagione who was squatting on the other side with Suero Tanigawa to play flying chess, and got furious!

What's going on! !