[Noragami] If you don't die, you won't die

It feels like home here, such a big house, so many artifacts, everyone gets along like brothers and sisters... In contrast, the one she knows currently has no shrine temporarily staying in her house, and even the only one The God whose artifact still ignores him is simply too weak... Speaking of which, this should be the normal gap between "the strongest warrior" and "the 800 million gods in the promotion".Turning around, he silently set up a flag called "disqualification" for Yato.

It is still a grassroots god who is in promotion!Yato is really not a qualified god!Fortunately, when she met him, she didn't kneel down in front of him and pray tearfully... It was so dangerous!

Gu Weichen stood next to Bishamon and looked at Xiba, who was dealing with the hair removal incident. His eyes drifted around, and after a while he poked at Bishamon's arm embarrassedly, and asked in a low voice, "Great Bishamon , Excuse me, where is the bathroom...?"

"Restroom?" Bishamon looked at Weichen and smiled, "I'm sorry, because gods and artifacts don't need to go to the bathroom, so..."

Hearing this, Weichen suddenly felt nauseous, but she felt her bladder was going to explode and couldn't think too much for a while, so she had to follow Zhaoma to the public toilet outside to have a rest.After finishing the work, Weichen thought carefully and panicked, no wonder I never saw Yato and Nagione go in and out of the toilet!Only the gods and artifacts who have reached a consensus that they don't even bother to take a bath can't be with humans!Weichen shook off the drops of water on his hand, and happened to see the phone number painted on the wall.

Help you solve all your puzzles throughout the year, super convenient God Yato...

Tsk, even in the women's restroom!It's almost impossible to look directly at the god of Yato!

"But this is considered lucky. Write it down first, um... huh?" Weichen stuffed it into his pocket, but there was nothing in it...Where is the new mobile phone Mr. Gu Chuan bought for her? ! !Don't be kidding, don't tell her she dropped her new phone in the toilet!But... this angle... how is it possible?

Outside the public toilet, Zhao Ma glanced at his watch, looked into the public toilet worriedly, and asked weakly, "Weichen? Miss Weichen? Are you okay?"

"Why do you ask how are you?" Weichen threw away the broom with black lines all over his head, sighed, washed his hands and walked out of the public toilet... It was like cleaning the public toilet for free, okay? ! !After leaving the public toilet, Wei Chen asked Zhao Ma embarrassedly if he could borrow his mobile phone...

"I'm sorry, Weichen..."

Well, Weichen let out a long sigh, and dragged her heavy body forward, she thought that Zhaoma would have a mobile phone, and wanted to call Aunt Inoue, it was already so late now... afraid that Aunt Inoue might think something happened to her...

"Eh? Mr. Zhaoma, you are so slow~ Master Bishamon is waiting for you." Lu Ba suddenly appeared at the corner of the street, feeling relieved, smiling, and walked towards Weichen and Zhaoma, "Xiao Wei Could it be that Chen is uncomfortable somewhere? But according to common sense, I, who is so proficient in medical skills, wouldn’t have missed something and left it untreated.”

"No, in fact there is nothing uncomfortable, it's just...the phone...is gone." Weichen pretended to cry, raised his hand to wipe away the tears that didn't exist, "Mr. Gu Chuan's kindness, I actually got rid of the phone in less than a day. lost…"

"Mobile phone?" Lu Ba glanced at Zhaoma, who was sweating coldly, and laughed as he used his skills to protect his teammates. "That thing is not very useful, it must not be thrown away by Zhaoma."

"Luba!"

"What?!" Weichen stared blankly at the panicked Zhaoma, and twitched the corner of his mouth, "Mr. Zhaoma, you... threw away my phone?"

"Ah... this, um, okay, I threw it away." Zhao Ma pushed the glasses, pulled Wei Chen aside and said in a low voice, "Wei Chen was seriously injured at the time, and Pi Na didn't want to die. God of help, but if you take Weichen's cell phone away, Yato will definitely make a call or something, if Pi Na finds out, then... it will only be..."

"Is there any great hatred between Yato and Bishamon Tenjin?" Weichen asked puzzledly, she really couldn't understand, they were both gods, why Zhaoma was so afraid of being known by Bishamon about her and Ye Dou relationship?If there is any misunderstanding, whoever made the mistake should just apologize, isn't that okay?

Since Zhao Ma didn't say anything, if she asked Bishamon directly, if things were not as easy as she thought, maybe she would be eaten by Bishamon!

Thinking of this, Weichen couldn't help imagining the scene of being swallowed alive by such a gentle and beautiful Bishamon in front of him, and shivered...

"What's wrong?" Bishamon looked at Weichen and smiled, "Is it cold? If you feel cold, you can cover yourself with a quilt."

"No, no, it's not because I'm cold! How should I put it?" Weichen frowned and smiled, scratched his hair and glanced at Bishamon, then quickly looked away and scratched his cheek, "Ah~ the first The first time I really talked to God at close range, haha, I feel so amazing~"

Still, listen to Zhaoma... Don't mention Yato, you won't die.

"Me too, it's the first time I've talked so much with a human being." Bishamon covered his mouth and smiled, then looked out the window, "This kind of conversation is very beautiful, but unfortunately, it's almost time to send you back to this world."

"Eh? Are you going to send Weichen back so soon?" Karaba looked at Weichen reluctantly, ran over and grabbed Bishamon's clothes and said coquettishly, "Sister, Weichen just woke up, maybe Has your body recovered yet?"

"Ahhh, I'm so sad that Karu actually questioned my medical skills." Luba put his arms around Zhaoma's shoulders in a "heartache to die" posture, and looked at Karaba sadly, "My heart hurts too much, next to you Lord Samana, she actually said that I can't even heal a human..."

"No! Mr. Lu's medical skills are superb! But there are exceptions!" Shuba laughed, "Weichen just woke up, maybe there are sequelae?"

"Ah, wait a minute, the sequelae should be that kind of... eh!! I'm proficient in medicine!"

"Cut~ I haven't cured my hair loss problem yet."

"I'm not a veterinarian, okay! Hair loss is not a disease, is it!!! Mr. Zhaoma, come and judge!"

"Okay, okay, you two!" Zhaoma gave Weichen and Bishamon an embarrassed look, "Although, I really hope that Miss Weichen will stay for a while, but you also know, Bina, that human beings cannot grow up. Time stays in a space where it doesn't belong."

"Well, I know that." Bishamon nodded and got up, "If it's about the same, Zhaoma will send Weichen back to the present world. We're about to set off to eliminate the time changes in other places as well."

Watching Bishamon and Shuba Karaba reluctantly leave the room, Weichen could only frown and smile at Luba who was still making a grimace and sticking out his tongue, feeling like something was wrong?

"That!" Weichen raised his hand towards Zhaoma, "Excuse me, isn't the name of the artifact only two characters long? Hmm... Like Mr. Lu Ba, Shuba Qiba, they all have the format of Xba, I..." She glanced at Lu Ba and smiled, "A certain god I saw earlier had an artifact of this format too, so what should I say? Zhao Ma's name...is it Zhao Ma Ba?"

"Pfft ha ha ha..." Lu Ba covered his stomach and laughed, "Zhao Ma Ba ha ha ha, I'm sorry this is too funny."

Zhao Ma calmly pushed his glasses and glanced at Lu Ba, Lu Ba could only stop laughing and coughing a few times, Weichen blinked and looked at Zhao Ma: "Isn't it?"

"That's not the case. As far as I know, this guy's name is Zhao Ma." Lu Ba put Zhao Ma's shoulders and said helplessly, "Although this is not something that cannot be mentioned casually, but for you It doesn't matter if you're human..." Lu Ba looked at Weichen, whose face was full of curiosity, and raised the corners of his mouth, "In fact, there are two clans who serve Bishamon-sama, the Ma clan many years ago, and the Ma clan now. Our Ba Clan, Zhaoma, is the last member of the Ma Clan who served Bishamon-sama, right?"

"Eh?" Weichen looked at Luba and Zhaoma in confusion, Bishamon is really a great god!But the last member of the Ma clan is too strange... I once heard Yato say that the artifact will not die, that is to say, the artifact will always follow the owner, unless the artifact applies for resignation or the god liberates the artifact, "All, resign gone?"

"Eh? No, it's not resignation." Zhaoma smiled awkwardly, "Actually, it's nothing, it's just a special existence."

"I heard that he was killed by the God of Misfortune, right? The Ma clan." Lu Ba's expression became serious, with a hint of sarcasm in his tone, "It's true that Mr. Zhaoma is the only one left. lucky."

"God of misfortune?"

"Eh~ it's just... By the way, have you ever seen a guy who is idle, um, his name is Yato, right Zhaoma?"

"Okay Luba, stop talking." Zhaoma grabbed Luba's arm and pulled him out of the door, threw him out and clapped his hands, "Miss Weichen doesn't need to know too much as a human being."

"Really?" Lu Ba sat on the ground and looked at Zhao Ma, smiling, "I'm just saving an ignorant human being."

"Wait." Zhaoma looked back at Weichen who was still ignorant and curious, smiled apologetically, walked out of the room and closed the door, sighed and looked at Luba, "What do you know?"

Lu Ba shrugged his shoulders and smiled, "Don't you just know something about Mr. Zhaoma hiding something from Master Bishamon? If Master Bishamon knows about it, it seems that there is no problem, but Xiao Weichen actually got along with Zhan Killing the Fujin God of the Ma clan and getting together with Yato or something~ In a fit of anger, it will cut off the fate of Xiao Weichen and Fujin God? Well~ This is also a good thing for Xiao Weichen."

"...Don't mention the past again, Ye Fighting God, you didn't do anything wrong." Zhaoma adjusted his glasses and leaned against the wall, and sighed, "Mr. Lu knows so many things, so he should know what the past is. Why. It is precisely because of this that Pi Na cannot be allowed to know, and she cannot be allowed to do this. I think Mr. Lu, you should not tell Pi Na about these things, right? "

"Ah~ why should I say it?" Lu Ba stood up and patted the dust on his body, grimacing and smiling, "Maybe I said I was the first one to suffer~ ah? Now that you know Why didn't you tell me in the first place, but it was such a time... Emma, ​​please don't hurt me, Mr. Zhaoma."

"That's not what I meant." Zhaoma heaved a sigh of relief and smiled, "But I'd still like to thank Mr. Lu for healing Weichen's injury."

"Hey~ I'm proficient in medicine!"

"...It is said that if people keep emphasizing something repeatedly, they are definitely not sure about it..."

"Hey, hey!" Lu Ba smiled and framed Zhaoma's head, ruffling his hair violently, "Master Bishamon didn't rush over to meet up with Master Bishamon at the signpost? Do you want her to scan it randomly?" ??"

"However, she is Weichen." Zhaoma looked at the door worriedly, "We must quickly send Miss Weichen back to the human world. The longer you stay, the more dangerous it will be for her."

"Ah, besides, it's been almost a week since Xiao Weichen left the human world~" Lu Ba squinted his eyes and smiled, "It may be a good thing in a sense. Look, most of the other people are abducted by demons. Let's go, how good is Xiao Weichen? He was taken away by Bishamon-sama, a real hidden ghost!"

"A week?!!!!" Weichen quickly opened the door, looked at Lu Ba and Zhao Ma in surprise, "Are you kidding me? I... have been here for a week?!!!"

Zhaoma opened her eyes wide and looked at Weichen, afraid that what she heard just now... If she knew that Yato was the God of Misfortune...as a human being...she would definitely choose to leave Yato, right? !