[Noragami] If you don't die, you won't die

"The number you dialed..."

"Tsk, that guy."

Takashi Kato hung up the phone, looked up at the window of a certain floor of the apartment, gritted his teeth, turned around and kicked the trash can, ignoring the people around him who looked at him with strange eyes, put his gun in his pocket and started to leave.Not long after he left, a man appeared in the alley, with a smug smile on his face, he walked out of the alley after seeing Kato Takashi got on the bus, and walked into the apartment swaggeringly.

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"Tani Chuan, I want to complain!"

Yato slapped his hands on the bar, looked seriously at Gu Chuan who was on the phone, "I want to complain to you!"

"Ah... Maki, I'll call you back later." Tanigawa Suero hung up the phone, looked at Yato with an expression of "Yato God, you are enough", and asked, "What do you want to complain about?" ?”

"The clerk who promised to treat customers must smile 100%!" Saying this, Yato pointed at Weichen, "That guy has a fierce look on his face and he's about to fire her! Look! I've spilled coffee all over me!"

"I'm sorry Yato." Suero Tanigawa shook his head, "Weichen is very kind to other customers, and is also very conscientious. The problem you reported is that the two of you have not handled your personal grievances well. I really can't help you, Ye Ye Dou, what about the apology you agreed to? Did you apologize at all?"

"I apologize! That guy is stingy!" Yato whispered, but Weichen overheard her. She came over and twisted Yato's arm, took the menu with a smile, and stomped on it hard. Hit Yato's foot.

"Look!" Yato rubbed his arms and had to protect his feet, "From the second I knew Gu Weichen, I knew she was so small-minded! She loves to hold grudges! I can't take jokes! There is a god like me Being a boyfriend should be crazy for others, right? It's like stepping on [] alone... no, no! How can I compare myself with []!" Seeing Suero Tanikawa sniggering, Yato pointed a straw at him He smashed it over and slapped the table, "What's so funny! I apologized, and that guy even gave me a blacklist and didn't let me into her house! Oh, that guy Nagi can be with her, my friendship with her is over Where did it go!"

"Yato, I'm not talking about you, you're saying that if you don't die, you won't die. Since you know that Weichen can't joke around, don't make fun of this kind of thing." Ryo Miyamura wiped his glass, squinted at Yato, and sighed , "Buy some roses or something, it's over after a while."

"Forget it! Don't come up with such a bad idea, Weichen won't take it at first glance." Ono put down the tray, leaned against the bar and looked at Weichen, and bumped Yato's arm with his elbow, "Hey, Doesn’t your brother have a good relationship with Weichen, let him say more good things to you?”

"If he could say more good things to me, I would still be like this? Nagione would make things worse!" Yato bit his handkerchief and said angrily, stood up and clenched his fists, "No! I have to think of a way !"

Weichen ignored him, he couldn't be in shape all day long!Before, that guy wasn't really angry, what the hell was he going to do!

"Weichen, are you still angry with Yato?" Nagione sat on the bed hugging the pillow and looked at Weichen who was doing homework, "Although he was a bit outrageous that day, you knew Yato before me , you should know who he is."

"I'm not angry." Weichen pursed his lips, put down his pen and turned his chair to face Nagiyin, "Whoever makes him feel uncomfortable, make a big fuss about my fear of heights! Don't teach him a lesson. He doesn't have a long memory!"

"Suddenly felt that Yato was a little pitiful. He always thought he did something wrong."

"Didn't he do anything wrong? Let me make a fool of myself in public!"

Weichen angrily turned his chair and continued to do his homework, muttering, "I will forgive him tomorrow, I also know that doing so will be very difficult for Yato."

"Xiaochen?" Aunt Inoue knocked on the door and walked into the room, "Xiaochen, Auntie has something to go out, can you help Auntie wash her clothes, please?"

"Well, don't bother. Since you are going out, Aunt Inoue, please buy some batteries for me. The batteries of the alarm clock are about to run out."

"OK, all right."

"Eh...Although I said others couldn't see it, I was still taken aback." Nagione stood up with a sigh of relief, and walked to the door to watch Auntie Inoue go out, "I don't know where Auntie is going so late. "

"Well, let's play mahjong downstairs. It's done!" Weichen put down his pen and stretched, looked at Nagione at the door, and laughed, "It seems like he is afraid of being caught and raped in bed hahaha."

"That's not it!" Nagione shouted with a blushing face, "Go wash your clothes!"

"Yes! I'm going to do the laundry!" Weichen nodded with a smile, got up and walked towards the bathroom, looked back at Nagione, thought for a while before saying, "If Yato comes, let him in, It's cold outside."

Indeed, it was snowing outside and the temperature was very low. If Yato sat outside overnight like before, it would be no wonder if he didn't turn into a popsicle!Weichen sighed, and poured the laundry detergent into the washing machine. Somehow, a drop of laundry detergent splashed out, and it happened to splash on Weichen's face. He couldn't turn his head around, and Weichen let go of the clothes in his hand. The laundry detergent bucket, the laundry detergent flowed all over the floor, Weichen hurriedly picked up the laundry detergent bucket with a distressed face, then turned around and walked in, squatted down, turned on the faucet of the bathtub and began to drain water, scooped up a ladle of water, just about to stand up The bathroom door It was knocked away, and that bastard scum god stepped on the laundry detergent and slid over!

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"Yato, I knew you would come." Nagione impatiently opened the floor-to-ceiling windows to let Yato enter the room, sat down impatiently and continued to play his game, "Weichen is washing clothes, wait for her to finish washing Say it again."

"Is that guy still angry?" Ye Dou put the snack on the bed, sighed and covered his face, "It's too difficult to handle, why don't a woman like Gu Weichen die! Who would dare to use it if it's a magic weapon!"

"Last time, I said that if Weichen is a divine weapon, then it's an idiot."

"One moment and another moment!" Ye Dou stomped his feet angrily, "There must be good and bad!"

Nagito burst out laughing, looked back at Yeto, and sighed: "As an artifact, I respect you, and Weichen is not angry with you, but just a little upset that you didn't move at all before. Carrying him and her to play jumping off a building or something."

"I knew she wasn't angry! She was too narrow-minded, and it was the same last time! She thought I was annoying and ignored me for a few days!"

"boom!"

As soon as Yato finished speaking, there was a sudden sound of something falling in the bathroom. He glanced at Nagione and asked, "Is she washing clothes?"

"Aunt asked her to do laundry...here."

"..." Yato thought for a while, and went out of the room to the bathroom, what a mess to make such a loud noise while washing clothes!But who knows, just a few steps into the bathroom, Yatou slipped and rushed forward with inertia, and then... nothing more.

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After the water splashed everywhere, Yedou stared blankly at Weichen who was knocked into the bathtub by him, and then looked at himself... the hand that was pressed against Weichen's chest, quickly withdrew his hand, picked up Weichen and tore off the towel next to him Helping Weichen dry his hair, and then Nagione who didn't know what happened, also ran in, also stepped on the slippery laundry detergent on the ground, and rushed over to hit the two who had just got up from the cold water. Go in the bathtub with cold water... Weichen wanted to cry without tears and was choked on several mouthfuls of cold water. He tried to get up but the edge of the bathtub was too slippery and was pressed by Yato. After giving Yato a punch, he got up and gasped for breath, looked at Yato and Nagione who were also drenched, jumped out of the bathtub, stepped over the "trap" on the floor, ran directly into the room and quickly locked it, and sat down to protect his chest trembling...

Yato that idiot! ! !

After Weichen changed his clothes and walked out of the room, he planned to change clothes for them, but when he went to the bathroom, he found that the bathroom had been rinsed and the washing machine was running normally, but Yato and Nagione had disappeared.

"Where did they go?"

Weichen scratched his hair, threw his clothes on the sofa and nestled in, sighed and closed his eyes.Suddenly thought of something and suddenly opened his eyes and sat up straight.Yato and Nagione didn't think she'd be mad at what they did just now and they would just... run away? !It's so cold outside now, Yato and Nagione's clothes are wet, where can they go...

"Did you go to Tenjin's shrine to spend the night again?"

Wei Chen can only think so... I have to go to Mr. Gu Chuan tomorrow and tell them that she is not angry or something...