[Noragami] If you don't die, you won't die

Get lost, get lost in a haunted house... Ou, if someone in the world calls and wails that he is lost in a haunted house, no need to guess, Akiya Miyamura is probably the only one who will commit this kind of stupidity!Tsao, the last time I met that guy in the ancient house, he seemed to have lost his way too.Akiya Miyamura is that guy!

"Why do you blame me? It's him who is stupid."

"You and Ming also went in together! Forget it, you are not allowed to follow in!"

Weichen sighed and threw the things to Nagione and Yato who had no time to speak, and then went into the haunted house to find Miyamura Akiya who had a bet with Yato and got lost in the maze + haunted house.Tsao, who would be stupid enough to bet with God!Akiya Miyamura is really the only one in the world!

"Mingya! Where are you!"

Wait, yelling in a haunted house is too weird.Weichen covered his mouth, took out his mobile phone and planned to call Akiya Miyamura, but... no signal! ! ! "Shit! Akiya Miyamura, that idiot! How dare you complain about me as an idiot? I'm not the same! If... Wow!!" Halfway through her words, her arm was caught by the prosthetic hand that suddenly protruded from the wall, and she quickly shook it I opened the artificial hand but slipped my foot and fell to sit down. I don’t know what I pressed on my hand, it was wet and sticky...by chance, I pressed it a few more times.

"No, press other people's eyes again, lah~"

"Huh?" Weichen withdrew his hand abruptly, the light was too dark to see clearly, and with the help of the light from the phone screen, he was startled when he saw it, it was blood!pressed something...

"evil……"

plastic eyes...

Weichen quickly got up and continued to walk forward, the eyes should not be so realistic and easy to cut!Is this a haunted house or hell?After being so frightened just now, Gu Weichen's legs... a bit soft... Bastard, I should have asked Yato to come in with me just now... Tch!Why let Yato follow in! "The mobile phone still has no signal. The one in my hand... tsk, it's disgusting!" She took out a tissue from her pocket and wiped her hands, then looked around. There were other tourists, but she didn't see Akiya Miyamura.

"Damn it, it's a waste of money, this is..." Weichen looked at the blood lake covered with steam and foaming, his body shook, he shook his head and hurried away, the smell was so bad, he wanted to vomit!It's a good place to come in the evening, and it can hold a test of guts!Akiya Miyamura wouldn't be so frightened that his feet limp and hide somewhere, crying like a dog, right?Isn't this a shame? "How can it be repaired, the mobile phone has no signal at all! How did that guy call just now! He must have tricked me! Go out and forget it, and see if there is any way to contact..." and so on.

Weichen looked at the fork in front of him, and twitched the corners of his mouth, feeling like... also... She almost wanted to cry Now, which cave did you come here from just now?Help, Miyamura Akiya, you shouldn't join forces with Yato to play me! !

"Akiya!! Miyamura Akiya!! Where are you? Give me a squeak if you hear me!"

After finishing speaking, the surroundings really made noises for her, but they were not the voice of Akiya Miyamura that she wanted to hear... She took a few steps back and clenched the phone tightly.

No, it's so bad... Don't, we have something to discuss, can't we, this sound effect is too humane!

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"I can't do it orz" No matter how dirty the ground was, Weichen sat down slumped, his feet were so sore, he walked around without seeing Akiya Miyamura, nor did he see anyone else, "I'll go! [-] Order?!! Just kidding! Hey! I won’t be fooled by Miyamura Akiya! Damn! Don’t bring such a thing!” Weichen had to stand up again and continue to look for the exit. "If you see Miyamura Miyamura, you must be! Oh! Oh ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!" Gu Weichen shook his arms and kneeling down. , "Oh my god, I was wrong, I was wrong, I won't do it anymore, I won't do it, I won't do it."

"...Gu Weichen, I treat you with admiration."

"Eh?" Gu Weichen was stunned for a moment, looked up at Miyamura Akiya who was standing in front of her, surprised and delighted, got up quickly, and smiled innocently, "Yo! Boy, the weather is good today~"

"Coward Gu Weichen."

The smile on Weichen's face froze in an instant and then slowly broke away. He took a deep breath and put his arms around Akiya Miyamura's shoulders, yelled and hit his stomach with a fist, and then gave him an elbow on his back to straighten his shoulders. He made a fierce blow with his head, and then squatted down to look at Akiya Miyamura, and grabbed his collar, "Akiya Miyamura!!!"

"Come on, Gu Weichen, you are ruthless!" Akira Miyamura held his stomach and groaned, "I'll go, attacking so hard, is this the rhythm that will kill me!"

"You bastard! What are you talking about getting lost in a haunted house? I'm really worried, so I ran in to find you, okay? If there is no signal, I can't see you anywhere, you are so special Why are you still scaring me!" Weichen thought for a while, and once again resorted to the Iron Head Kungfu fiercely, "Forget about breaking up the relationship!"

"Although it's super painful, it's heartwarming to be worried about." Akira Miyamura smiled bitterly, scratching his hair, "I found the way out, uncle said you come in and find me and then I'll..."

"Damn it, you don't believe I'll come in and look for you, why don't you call me!" Weichen rested his forehead against the wall, regretting his mistakes, "I should throw you here and ignore it!"

"Okay, it's okay if I was wrong." Akira Miyamura also stood up, suddenly hugged Weichen and smiled, "I won."

"Friend, where do you play?" Weichen patted Miyamura Akiya on the back, pulled his hair, "Do you want to die, you——!"

"It hurts!"

"...Believe it or not, I'll beat you to death and throw you into that bloody lake!" Weichen pushed Miyamura Akiya away with a blushing face, and walked forward with big strides. The guy hugged him tighter and tighter What kind of trouble! "Hey! Where is the exit!"

"This way." Akira Miyamura rubbed the back of his head and smiled, took Weichen's hand and walked towards the exit.

"That doesn't mean that guy doesn't like you, does it?"

impossible.

"That, Mingya."

"Huh? What?"

If, in fact, it's not what I think, isn't it self-indulgent?Weichen shook his head, got rid of the strange thoughts that came to his mind just now, and smiled: "No, it's nothing. Hey, don't bet with Yato next time, you will lose [-]%, Yato is Kam...cough That's awesome. His guy, luck in general, is pretty good."

"Really? I don't think so. Anyway, I won this time." Akira Miyamura also smiled confidently, and pulled Weichen towards the exit, "I had the most fun today."

"Hehe, I don't think I'm so happy. How the hell can you run slower?"

After running out of the haunted house, Weichen was a bit afraid to face the onlookers, hehe, he wanted to go in and bring out his lost friends, but he got lost inside... Sure enough, he would be laughed to death haha... Weichen threw away Akira Miyamura Ye Tou, looking for Yato and Nagione in the crowd, agreed to accompany Yato and Nagione to watch the first team and play roller coaster together tonight... Naturally, she will not go to play, watching It's fine for Yato and Nagito to play, and she just waits by the side.This is not to say that if you are with Yato, you won't be afraid of anything, on the contrary, you will be even more afraid, because that guy Yato is deliberately trying to kill her!

Just where did those two guys go?

"Excuse me, where are Yato and Nagione?" I had no choice but to ask Miyamura Akiya.

"I don't know, have they gone back? Weichen, are you hungry, go eat?"

"No, I have to find Yato, I promised him that I will play with him at night." Weichen patted the dust on his body, turned around and smiled at Akira Miyamura, "Thank you, if you are hungry Let's go to your sister first, sister Ling's cooking skills have improved, so let's not talk about it, I'll go first."

"Hey, Gu Weichen!" Akira Miyamura took Weichen's hand and looked at her with a frown, "Don't look for it, you should go back, can't you play with me? That uncle with strange taste in the end……"

"Oh, how many times have I told you not to call me Uncle Yato, I promised Yato that I will work with them this morning and play with them in the evening, if you want to play..."

"But I just want to play with you."

"..." Gu Weichen blinked and drew back his hand, smiling, "Ming, Mingye, I think you may have misunderstood something, I'm sorry, I promised Yato and Nagione earlier."

"Weichen, I'm actually...wait." Akira Miyamura stared blankly at Weichen's leaving back, clenched his fists, "What kind of joke is this..."

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"Asshole, don't answer my phone again!"

Gu Weichen stuffed the phone back into his pocket, looked up at the big clock, and sighed, "Ah...how can I face Mingye in the future...Pfft!" Gu Weichen wiped off the snow on his face, twisted his fist , who the hell is this brat!

"Ara, did you really hit it? I'm so happy."

This voice is!

Weichen suddenly turned his head to look at the girl in the white kimono standing in the small forest, and took a step back angrily. Is it the one from last time, the evil spirit?No, it's not an evil spirit, Yeto said, that child is also a divine weapon... She quickly turned sideways to avoid the snowball that Fei Yin threw at her again, twitched her eyebrows and walked towards her, grabbed her collar and lifted... well, light...

etc!Now is not the time to lament her light weight!

"I have a grudge against you?"

"Hmm, please let me go, you are only a mere human, and you don't even say that I am an artifact. Even if you are a child from someone else's family, it is not polite to come over and make a move like this." Fei Yin Smiling, raised his hand to hold Weichen's face, "It seems that Yato told you~"

"Ci'ao is so cold!"

Weichen quickly let go of Feiyin and covered his face, that guy's hands were too cold!Weichen covered his face and was about to speak, when he ate another snowball from Feiyin... "I say you!" Weichen wiped off the snow on his face, and was smashed a few more times in the middle of speaking. Sure enough, this The guy was like how Yato cried that day—"That guy just can't see other girls being nice to me!"... Being forced into a virgin ♂ male ♂ life (?) is a bit pitiful, too sympathetic... But, she just Standing like this and listening to Fei Yin say that she is a bad child, and then being snowballed by her in a daze?

It's impossible!

"Mom, what is the sister over there doing?" The little girl pointed at Weichen who was smashing snowballs, raised her head and asked her mother suspiciously.

"Ah, where?" The girl's mother looked over and shook her head, "Does it look like they are throwing snowballs?"

The girl's father looked at it carefully and smiled: "It's okay, kid, that sister is practicing baseball serve, but we can't learn such a rude sport."

"But, there is one more..." The little girl looked at Weichen and Feiyin with blinking eyes, and smiled, "But it's great!"

"It's enough, no bastard!" Panting, Gu Weichen supported Dashu and looked at Feiyin, swallowed and pointed at her, "Don't think I'm easy to bully."

"Bad boys won't be liked." Feiyin brushed off the snowflakes on her body, looked at Weichen, "I hate bad boys like you the most."

"One mouthful of a bad boy, what do you mean!" Weichen rushed over and pinched Feiyin's face, "I heard from Yetou that you don't see other girls being nice to Yetou, right? This defines others as bad boys, it doesn’t matter who is nicer to whom among friends, I really won’t be very happy if you do this to me again and again, damn girl!”

"To me who has lived for hundreds of years, you are a dead girl." Feiyin slapped Weichen's hand away and stared at her, "You actually believed what Yedou said."

Speaking of it, she didn't believe it at first, but she had no choice but to think so.Weichen sighed and squatted down covering his forehead, "Forget it, I don't know I don't know anything, whatever you think, whatever Yato says, anyway, I don't know, and I don't want to know. This is for you, From now on, don’t let the dog chase me and throw snowballs at me for no reason.” She took out the candy Hyuga Yicheng gave her just now from her pocket and threw it to Fei Yin, “Since it’s an artifact or something, you’re also an artifact of Yato Right? I heard from Yato that your name is Fei?" Weichen scratched his hair embarrassingly and laughed, "The name sounds nice."

"is it?"

"Eh? Don't you think it yourself? Feiyin, how nice it sounds!" The girl raised her head excitedly, her eyes were full of crackling light, "Nah! I once had a..."

"Don't act like you know me very well. I hate you the most." Fei Yin covered her mouth and smiled, "Because you are a bad boy, and a bad boy is a bad boy, no matter how much time passes It's a bad boy."

"Wait, what are you talking about..."

"Ah, it's time, I'm going home, I won't talk to you anymore." Feiyin shook her head in disappointment, and smiled, "Otherwise, Father will be very anxious if he can't find me~"

"Hey, what are you talking about with a bad boy! You don't know what you mean when you say something strange for no reason! Don't just call someone a bad boy, you'll get beaten!" Weichen stood up and shouted , but there was no one else in the woods, she scratched her hair, and held on to the tree trunk with no strength, "I'll go, I'm sore from being hit."

The author has something to say: Don’t hit me, don’t hit me, I’m also thinking about Yato’s reason of “I can’t see other girls being nice to me” hhhh

see you the day after tomorrow