[Noragami] If you don't die, you won't die

This world is sick... I must be dreaming... Yes, it must be a dream!

Gu Weichen sat next to the Mad Hatter Yato, feeling uncomfortable, sneaking a glance at him from time to time, and then quickly looked away.Not only did this guy change out of his tasteless sportswear, but he also changed his personality and demeanor. He was too calm and calm to say a word to him that he could normally say.It really is... the crazy hat (ye) craftsman (dou).

"Come on, drink this cup of coffee with gratitude."

Mad Hatter Yato gave Gu Weichen a cup of coffee filled with sugar cubes, squinted his eyes and smiled, "It will relieve the fatigue of the journey."

"Um, um...thank you." Gu Weichen nodded and smiled wryly.Who can drink this coffee!

"Why, don't you like it?" Mad Hatter Yato asked with a smile.

"..." Gu Weichen picked up the sugar cube, took a sip from the cup, frowned and smiled, "It's okay, but it's too sweet."

"Hey~ Alice is really brave." Ebisu Xiaofu the Dormouse yawned and smiled, looking straight at Gu Weichen, "My friend, you added poison to the coffee."

"What?" Gu Weichen was taken aback, and suddenly looked at the Mad Hatter Yato who was drinking coffee, could it be true?She pounced on and pinched Yato's face and pulled it from side to side, "I don't care if you are Yato or not, anyway, hand over the antidote quickly, cheap god! What is this place! If, if it's a prank, I won't forgive it You guys!"

"Hey, calm down, I won't do this kind of thing to a cute girl." Mad Hatter Yato pulled Gu Weichen's hand away and rubbed his cheek, "You didn't just come to drink coffee Isn't it?"

"Who's here to drink coffee?" Gu Weichen rolled his eyes at Mad Hatter Ye Dou, and turned his head, "The Duchess of the Rabbit's family offended the Queen, and then I was caught along with the Rabbit for no reason. After successfully escaping from prison, the Rabbit said You will find a way to save us, and then, that's it." I'm afraid, the queen is Bishamon.

"Oh~ that's it." Mad Hatter Yato suddenly realized, got up and began to clear the table.

Seeing this, Gu Weichen quickly got up to help clean up together: "Do you have a solution?"

"Well... let's run away." Mad Hatter Yato replied, and then received a punch from Gu Weichen.Falk, Yato is really unreliable at all!Whether it's cheap Kamiyato or Mad Hatter Yato, they are completely unreliable guys!Nagi sound is crying like a rabbit!Gu Weichen crossed his arms angrily and turned his back to Yato and Ebisu Xiaofu, thinking hard about what he should do next.She even wondered if she could wake up from this strange Alice in Wonderland dream by helping Nagione Rabbit out of danger!If this is the case, hurry up and think of a way!The result doesn't matter, saving the bunny Nagione also saves herself, she is also the guy who will be beheaded for public display tomorrow just like the bunny Nagione!

"It's useless, Alice-chan." Ebisu Xiaofu, the Dormouse, hugged the pillow and wiped the tip of his nose. "The Queen is a scary guy. If we don't escape, we will all be killed."

"The one who offended the Queen was the Duchess. The rabbit and I did not offend the Queen at all, okay? You have to make it clear! We were sentenced to death for no reason, and we didn't do anything at all. Isn't that too much!" Gu Weichen muttered He muttered, "Besides, I'm not from here at all. If I was killed inexplicably..."

"Yes, you look very unfamiliar, you don't belong to this world."

"Nonsense." Gu Weichen murmured, she didn't know where this place was at all, it must be the plot of Alice in Wonderland, hurry up and wake her up with a stick!She will go crazy if she stays here again!Yato is not Yato Nagione is not Nagione... "I even hope to be caught by the queen and beheaded for public display! Maybe then I can go back to my world!"

"You are used to this world, if you go back to your own world," Mad Hatter Yato sat back on his seat, calmly stirring the coffee in the cup with a coffee spoon, "Will you still remember us?"

"Alice-chan, do you really want to go back to your own world?" Ebisu Xiaofu, the Dormouse, hugged the pillow and looked at Gu Weichen with big watery eyes, and the rabbit Nagione next to him also interjected: " Although you are not cute at all, I still like to play with you."

"But... I am not Alice." Gu Weichen was about to cry.She is Gu Weichen, not Alice. Alice will leave this strange world in the end!So now who can wake her up and get her out of this dream, she will definitely be grateful. "Please, there are still a lot of people waiting for the stage play, Yato and Nagione are still waiting to eat all kinds of snacks with me, really stop making trouble!"

"It's so annoying, who are Yato and Nagione?" Ebisu Xiaofu said, holding his mouth, "Alice-chan should play with us."

"Play a ball!"

"Hmm, but Alice-chan, you have been in this world for too long, no matter what you see or do in this world, don't you find it exciting and fun? You have adapted to this world. Do you really think that you can escape completely? Ah, of course you can escape completely, but this is not such a simple thing as casually waking you up from this dream. Yes, because you already belong here. Here..." Mad Hatter Yato took a sip of his coffee and smiled at Gu Weichen, "It's really too sweet."

"You are indeed a crazy hatter, you can't follow the last sentence." Gu Weichen took a step back. After all, he has never talked with Yato about anything too serious since he met him. , did not talk properly at all, either quarreling or bickering.The Mad Hatter Yato in front of her suddenly said so much in such a calm and serious manner, she was a little at a loss and didn't know what to answer.

"Do you want to choose to leave here? If your answer is yes." Mad Hatter Yato still looked at Gu Weichen with a smile, "I have a way to send you back to the world you originally lived in. Then in the future, no matter pain or happiness , night or day, have nothing to do with the world here.”

"This..." Gu Weichen frowned and meditated, she felt that the words of the Mad Hatter Yato had something to say, this world... the world I originally lived in, I always felt that something was weird..." Like, what if my answer is no?"

"Oh? So you said you don't want to leave here?" Mad Hatter Yato spread his hands with a smile, "Then let someone outside take you out of here, provided that he is faster than my knife "As he spoke, his smile disappeared, and he didn't know when there was an extra blade in his hand.

"Crimson weapon..."

Gu Weichen gasped, the rabbit Nagione and the dormouse Ebisu Xiaofu disappeared, and the fairytale-like forest also disappeared.The surrounding area became steaming, the houses behind her were ablaze, and the clothes she was wearing were replaced by a kimono with a big slit, and the clothes on the Mad Hatter Yato walking towards her turned into a The black kimono, the face and the scarlet weapon in the hand were also stained with blood, this, I saw in a dream, Futsujin Yato.She staggered a few steps and fell to the ground, staring straight at Yeto: "Why is this happening?"

"Because Yato is the God of Misfortune."

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After receiving the notice from Fei Yin, Yato and Nagi Yin rushed to a remote mountain village.Although Fei Yin said that meeting his father would be bad for Gu Weichen, Ye Dou seemed to think of all this too simply.He never expected that his father would kidnap Gu Weichen while he was away, let alone that his father would actually take Gu Weichen's life.

"You are really here, Yato." Fei Yin squatted by the pool and looked at Yato who was looking around nervously, smiling with the corners of her lips curled up, "But you came too late."

"Fei, where is Weichen." Ye Dou roared, "All of this has nothing to do with Weichen, return her to me quickly."

"I can't pay it anymore." Feiyin shook her head regretfully, and smiled, "Because she belongs to my father now, Nayato, my father is waiting for you inside. But..." Seeing that Nagione is going to follow Yato The room quickly stopped him and said, "If you want the bad boy to be safe and sound, stay outside obediently."

"Do you think I'll listen to you?" Nagione said, and started walking towards the house again.

"Do you dare to bet with me?" Fei Yin stood up and looked at Nagi Yin with a smile, "Bet our names."

"..." Nagiyin immediately stopped and looked back at Feiyin.Although he really wants to go in, after all, he can help a little bit, but even Nora, Fei Yin also attaches great importance to Yeto giving her a name, if you use the name to bet, just trust her once!He turned around and found a chair to sit on and stared at the door.If Fei Yin lied to him, he would not be afraid and cut Fei Yin off.

Pushing open the door, Yetou looked at a man squatting in a dark corner, he looked at him with a smile, got up and motioned him to look to the other side of the room, and said slowly: "I really lost to this stinky girl .”

"Give Weichen back to me."

"Ah, that's the tone you asked me for Ling back then." Yetou's father said with a smile, "I didn't expect you to still speak like this hundreds of years later, as Chi said, there is a lady who forgets you. Father. But father is very gentle, what you want, just go and get it yourself."

"..." Ye Dou frowned and looked at Gu Weichen who was sleeping in the next room, he dared not go over.He didn't know what medicine his father sold in the gourd, maybe it was a trap, maybe...

"By the way! You still remember, although this place looks much dilapidated, but... there are still some memories, right. Ling died here, right?" Yato's father clasped his hands together and walked to the side of the table Picking up a broken cup, he smiled, "Father found it very hard. I'm afraid this house has been occupied by others or razed to the ground. Before you come back, Father is taking care of the lovely human beings very tenderly." Children's."

"What... did you do to her?"

"I just thought, Yetou is too lonely alone, he needs a few brothers and sisters..."

"Bastard!" Yeto rushed up and grabbed his father by the collar and looked directly at him, "Stop joking with me!"

"Okay, I'm not joking with you." My father pulled away Yato's hand, slapped him hard, and his expression became serious, "Okay, you are probably the only one left who forgets the pain of the wound. "

"Heh, my wound was all given by you, and I haven't forgotten how much it hurts." Yetou covered his face and said, "I'll ask you again, what did you do to Weichen!"

"I just asked her to withdraw from this world tactfully." My father said, "She doesn't belong to this world. Wouldn't it be good to let her return to the life path she should have had when she can retreat unscathed?"

"This is Weichen's own business. She will choose carefully."

"But you interfered with her choice." Ye Dou's father said seriously, "Girl Ling chose to live because she wanted to live. And that girl Gu Weichen chose you because she never thought of being apart from you." Besides, she forgot that she is human and you are a god."

"You said so much, but you gave her back to me!"

"...Give it back to you?" Yato's father laughed, "What will I give you back?"

"Gu Weichen!" Ye Dou replied firmly, "Please return Gu Weichen to me."

"Didn't I tell you that my father is very gentle, you can get what you want by yourself? She fell asleep there, you can take it back." My father smiled, and as soon as he waved his hand, the room appeared A few monsters wearing masks, "The premise is that you can take it away." He sat down and poured a cup of tea and sipped it slowly, "How long can you last without using Nagi-yin or Fei-yin."

Yato frowned and looked at the room surrounded by "masks". The odds of winning without using the artifact were slim, but even though the odds were slim, he still had to fight.I don't know what my father did to Gu Weichen, I can only take Weichen out of the room.Nagito was fidgeting outside the house, he knew that something must have happened inside the house, there was a bang, bang bang bang, and some walls fell off the precarious outer wall from time to time, it seemed that the fighting inside was very intense.God... got into a fight with the Father of God.Although Nagione had heard about the deeds of the god Yato from others before, Nagione really didn't know anything about Yato's father.Really want to rush in to help.

"You are really not afraid of death." Father came over and picked up Yato who had been bitten by "noodles", "Do you think you can be replaced?"

"...Give Gu Weichen back to me." Ye Dou endured the pain where he was bitten by "face", and said every word.

"Heh." Yetou's father threw him beside the bed and smiled, "Then you can take it yourself."

After being bitten by "noodles" a few times, his body was mottled and dissatisfied, Yato stood up slowly with his body supported, leaned over to test Gu Weichen's breath carefully, and he was relieved to confirm that she was really fine, but Tiredly, he fell on Gu Weichen.Seeing Yato fell down, Father sighed and lifted him away from Meichen, and brought out the wooden bucket with clear water hidden aside, and slowly wiped away the ailments on Yato.He can't let Yato die, after all, there are still many things that Yato needs to do in the future.And as for Gu Weichen...

She'd better remember kicking her father's foot hard in her dream, and her father will punish her to give birth to Xiao Yedou, cry in pain!

The author has something to say: the author is sick, QUQ... the author has given up treatment