[Noragami] If you don't die, you won't die

The god got the artifact, and seemed to be holding the artifact for a night of music.Last night there was a lot of weird laughter coming from the next room, it was so annoying.Weichen sighed, shook the water off his hands, put the washed bowls and chopsticks into the disinfection cabinet, took out the fruit from the refrigerator, washed them, cut them into small pieces, and put them in the fruit bowl.

If it wasn't for Yato who didn't have a shrine, and put on an expression of "no one wants it, even if you have a magic weapon, you won't be too happy", and promised that no one would see him, she wouldn't put the dirty god bring home!But this guy was making disgusting laughter in the next room all night, she couldn't sleep at all, okay!

"hiss--"

Yep, I cut my finger.

"Hey~~ Weichen, what do you think of this? How about this? How about this?" Yato grabbed his clothes and put them on indiscriminately, posing in various poses, and handsomely threw a ball at Weichen who was eating fruit and browsing the webpage. Winking, "My uncle is so handsome, are you really not going to turn around and look at me?"

"Oh." Weichen replied, and continued to slide the mouse.She really wanted to take back the words that Ye Doushuai cried last night. "Yato, remember to fold your clothes and put them back after trying on them, otherwise Auntie Inoue will think that I have strange thoughts about her son."

"Hey, why do you want me to fold it!"

"You dug it out." Weichen said lightly, knocking on the table, "May I just bring you a set to exchange, okay?"

"Old lady, old lady, Weichen's self-proclaiming is too rude!" Yato sighed and sat on the bed, leaning his hands back and looking at Weichen with messy hair, disgusted, "I didn't comb my hair after getting up, and the sitting posture is ugly. Talking about eating, claiming to be rude... Weichen, you won't be able to get married."

"Eh? It's up to you whether I get married or not!"

"I'm Weichen's only friend~~~" Yedou leaned over shamelessly, hugged Weichen and rubbed him hard, "You have to think about the important things in Weichen's life, [-] years old is an incredible age. ~"

"Why don't you die?!!!" Weichen pushed Yetou away, casually pulled out the mouse and threw it at Yetou, and switched to the keyboard, "It's just impossible! By the way! Sportswear God, do you know how cloudy the water from your sportswear is? Bastard! If it were my mother, your suit would be burned!" She said, looking at the sportswear hanging outside the window to dry, Sighing, "That big scorpion kept talking about the smell last night, it was clearly the disgusting smell of sweat, that guy's sense of taste is broken...the sense of taste is different from others! No, in fact, monsters are indeed incomparable to humans That's right."

"What disgusting smell of sweat, is it the normal body odor of a boy!"

Hearing this, Weichen suddenly felt nauseous, almost wanting to die.She glanced at the Nagii placed beside the bed, turned the chair around and looked at it curiously, "Hey Yato, do you have to carry the Nagi with you? In today's society, you carry this kind of thing everywhere, even if Did you run to help when you received an entrustment, and others would be frightened and cry when they saw you holding a control knife in your hand? There would be that kind of sense of sight as if I was going to be kidnapped or killed."

"How could it be!" Yato grabbed the pillow and threw it over, hugged the Nagi and rubbed it fiercely, "The Nagi is super powerful, the length and weight are just right for me."

"It's disgusting." Weichen stuck out her tongue, got up and walked towards Yato, "But, it's very beautiful." She snatched the Nagi weapon and hid it behind her, pouted, "I found that first too. "

"What kind of artifact do humans use?" Yato spread his hands and said helplessly, "At first I thought this guy was dead, but in fact this guy is quite useful, even though he was chased by modern monsters, but he didn't. Affected. How lucky. Hey hey, enough of your weird collecting habit!" Yato pointed at Wei Chen who put the nagi utensils in the closet, furious, "He's human!"

"Huh?" Weichen stopped the action of hiding the Nagi, and looked back at Yato, "Human?"

"This guy's name is Nagi, and I call him Nagione." As soon as the words fell, the Nagi utensils in the closet suddenly flashed brightly, and gradually turned into a young boy sitting in the closet, blinking Blinking his eyes, he touched the clothes next to him, stared blankly at Weichen who looked at him curiously, and pointed, "You you you!"

"Great! Turned into a human!" Weichen pulled Nagiyin out of the closet, looked him up and down carefully, and smiled wretchedly like a weirdo, "Great, how did you do it~"

"The artifact is originally transformed by the necromancer, and I gave him a name so that he can live in a physical form." Yato said cheerfully, "If you want to use it, just call it here, Nagi! He will transform The magic artifact came to me. Call him Nagione, and he can change into a human form! But this is a right that can only be done by gods~ Hey, are you listening to me?" Yato The terrified expression on his face faded a lot, and he felt that Weichen wasn't listening to him at all, instead, he was playing with his magic weapon.

"Nagino, do you want to eat? Are you hungry? Do you want something to drink?" Weichen hurriedly took the fruit on the table and stuffed it in Nagiyin's hands, after thinking for a while, he ran over and pushed Yato to find a decent set. Putting the clothes in Nagione's hands again, "I'll go and get you the bath water right now."

"Huh?" Nagito shook her head quickly, "No, here...I..."

"Wait, Weichen! The difference in treatment is too big!" Yetou cried and rushed over and hugged Weichen's leg, "I am a god! You have never helped me prepare bath water, how did you treat me? It's not good for Nagi! Hey!! I can't accept the difference, okay!"

"Because Yato is dirtier than Nagione."

"What?!!!"

"You said, you're a god?!" Nagione walked over with her clothes in her arms, and stared at Yato, "Are you really a god?"

"Ah... that's right!" Yato regained his energy and pointed at himself proudly, "I am the omnipotent god, your master——Yato."

"Oh." Nagito nodded, looked at Weichen, "What about you?"

"I'm a human hahaha~" Weichen scratched his hair embarrassingly, "My name is Gu Weichen."

"It turned out to be human... Ah yes, I have seen you."

"Eh?" Weichen was stunned for a moment, then smiled, "Really? The world is so small, when did it happen? I don't seem to have seen you before."

"I've seen you talk to a little girl who, like me, can't be seen."

Kikujo Ami.Weichen bit her lip and lowered her head, maybe this was the only person she felt guilty when she heard the name.After knowing that she was a dead spirit, I ran away in fear, and then I never saw her again.Maybe, as Yato said, he became a demon.She smiled helplessly, if she had known that the artifact was transformed by necromancers, then, if she had known earlier, it would have been nice to have Yato and Ami Kikujo become the artifact.

"Hey, your phone is ringing." Nagione pushed Weichen, who was in a state of contemplation, and pointed to Yato who picked up her phone to answer.

"Yo!!! Hello! This is the fast, cheap and reassuring delivery god Yato... huh? Huh? What?" Yato turned his head to look at Weichen in a cold sweat, and smiled, "Ah, You seem to have forgotten about the part-time job, right?"

"Eh? Eh?!!!!" Only then did Weichen remember what he was going to do today, and hurriedly drove Yato and Nagione out of the room, and then there was a mess of voices in the room. He ran out with his bag, put on his coat and shoes and ran outside.Yato picked up the fruit from the fruit plate in Nagione's hand and ate it, then sighed helplessly, "Keys, mobile phone..."

What a loser...

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"I'm sorry, I'm sorry I overslept..."

Weichen repeatedly bowed and apologized to the teacher in charge of the library, blaming Yato for causing her to forget the business!The teacher in charge of the library sighed helplessly, "Forget it, even if you spend the night with your boyfriend, remember a little bit about what to do the next day. See, you are late and a lot of children complained. Come in Bar."

"Yes! I will pay attention next time!" Weichen nodded, trotted towards the library, and stopped.What did the teacher say just now?Boy friend? ! ! ! ! "Teacher!!! That's not a boyfriend!!!" She quickly chased after her and explained, "There is no such thing as a boyfriend, don't get me wrong!!!!"

It was all caused by Ye Dou!

Ha~ It feels like the more I explain, the more I can't get rid of it... Weichen lay on the table weakly and looked at the top students who were staring at the books seriously, and quickly covered his eyes.This group of academic masters is simply too dazzling QUQ!She randomly picked up a comic from the side and looked at it, hoping to divert her attention, at least she wouldn't watch the school masters read a book while she was doing nothing here and pretending to be SpongeBob SquarePants exhaling and inhaling.The responsibility of the librarian is to register borrowed books, check whether there are any defects in the returned books, and whether there are any strange and superb scribbles in the library.

"..."

Someone is talking?

Weichen put down the manga in his hand and looked over, he didn't seem to see anyone making loud noises, maybe he was talking to his friends about the key points.The friendship of the top students is simply terrible.

"I didn't! I really didn't take your things! How can you let me go..."

The top students who were reading seriously frowned and looked at the source of the sound, and waved to Weichen impatiently, asking her to go over and quiet the person who suddenly spoke loudly.Weichen scratched her hair, and walked towards the source of the sound with heavy steps. To be honest, she really hated doing this kind of thing, because it would often lead to scolding.

"Well, can you be quiet?" Weichen scratched his hair and asked helplessly, "bequite, please?"

"Tsk, who are you?" The girl with big wavy hair glared at Weichen, "It's none of your business, what's wrong with our talking, we keep talking louder and louder! This guy stole our..."

"Stop talking!" The besieged girl wiped her tears and shook her head, "I'll just give you as much as you want..."

"That's right!" The girl with big wavy hair smiled triumphantly, and patted the girl on the shoulder, "This way we are good friends."

"..." Weichen frowned, it was conceivable that this was a play where the more bullied the less and relied on the strong to bully the weak, she twitched the corners of her mouth and smiled, "The more bullied the less? Heh, let's go outside and continue Come on! It’s fun to quarrel in the library? Who will pay attention to you? If you want to be the focus of the audience, dare you go to the square and use a loudspeaker to make a noise? Contact a TV reporter to go on TV. People all over the world will watch you How about bullying more and less."

"Thirty-eight, you are looking for a draw!"

"My mother has a name! I'll give you the title of [-], junior high school student!" Weichen looked at the girl whose face was deformed by anger with a smile, and pointed to the door, "Only people who come to read and study are welcome here. Those who come in and make trouble, clean up and get out."

"Who are you, you really want to die, you!" The girl with thick eyeshadow smeared her eyes and waved her hand, but was blocked by Nagi, she frowned, "Oh, I thought it would be great to have a man backing me ah!"

"It's better than putting powder on your face~" Weichen made a face at the girl, glanced at Nagione with a stern expression, and laughed, "If you have any private matters, you can solve them in private! Please don't bother the bullies anymore Read a book!"

"You bastard!"

"Hey, it's not pretty to bully a little girl." Yato said, chewing on potato chips, "You'll be disgusted."

"I want you to take care of it, Potato Chip Man! Tch... let's go!" The girl with thick eye shadow rolled her eyes at Yato, and pulled the backpack on the chair to signal the other girls to leave.The girl with big wavy hair approached with a smile and touched the face of the girl surrounded by them just now, and smiled, "Madoka Kuroki, see you tonight."

"..." Hei Muyuan turned his head away, grabbed the book and continued reading.It seems that those people will still trouble her tonight.Weichen sighed, this situation can be seen in all schools, there will always be weak people being bullied, trampled or something, resisting or not resisting, the result is the same.Weichen sighed, and when he turned to leave, he saw a weird smile on the corner of Hei Muyuan's mouth, as eerie as a female ghost in a horror movie, this child must have been spoiled.

"Yatou, what are you doing here?" Weichen dragged Yato and Nagito to the corner, glanced at the school masters who were studying hard, and said in a low voice, "It's been miserable by you, teacher You all misunderstood me!"

"What's the misunderstanding, I was scolded for you!" Yetou touched his pocket, and handed the phone and keys to Weichen, "When will you get rid of your carelessness?"

"It's not your fault!" Weichen snatched the keys and the phone angrily, looked at Nagiyin, "Nagyin, thank you just now."

"It's okay, if I really want to thank you, I should be the one." Nagione smiled, "If it wasn't for you last night, I might have been eaten long ago."

"Ah~ it's nothing~ haha."

"This guy is looking for death." Ye Dou punched Weichen's head with his fist, and he was not afraid of being swallowed. Such a human being is too scary.He looked around and frowned, "The atmosphere here is terrible."

"It's depressing, isn't it." Wei Chen spread his hands and expressed helplessness, "By the graduation season, this place will be full of bullies. But in our country, the classrooms are usually full of people. Although I haven't seen Pass." Gu Weichen, a scumbag who doesn't go to cram school or self-study class.

"I can imagine that there are a lot of people sitting in your classroom, but you are the only one who has an empty seat."

"It's a little sad to say that!" Weichen stomped his feet and lay on the wall to pick the wallpaper, "I really hate things like using grades to measure a person's nature. If you only have knowledge and no heart...it's nothing like that. Like a monster."

"Hey, that girl, don't bother with her anymore." Yato looked at Kuroki Madoka who had been looking out the window, and frowned, "A resentment that no one can agree with..."

"Huh? What do you mean?" Weichen looked at Yato in confusion, "No matter what she can do, I'm an administrator, okay?"

"but!"

"ring—"

"Hey! This is the fast, cheap and reassuring delivery god Yato! As long as you spend a small amount of money, I will go through fire and water to fulfill your wish and realize your dream!" Yato answered the phone and nodded proudly Throwing the bag of potato chips into the trash can, "Anyway, just be careful. Nagione, we have work to do! We're leaving."

"Eh?" Nagiyin hesitated for a moment, then glanced at Weichen, "Then can I still visit Weichen in the future?"

"Of course!" Yato grabbed Nagione by the collar, "Hurry up and let the guests wait for us!"

After speaking, Yato and Nagione disappeared.God is really, super convenient and easy guy.Weichen smiled innocently and sighed.

He looks a little handsome in casual clothes.

"Tick, tick, tick..."

The quartz clock on the wall rang, the sky gradually turned orange, and there were fewer and fewer people in the library.Weichen stretched and yawned, put the finished comic book back on the shelf, and began to count how many people were left in the library.She looked back at the clock, "[-]:[-]." The closing time of the library is [-]:[-], which means there is still nearly half an hour left. The top students are working so hard... She rubbed her eyes and looked at the clock. Looking at the few people who were still reading, they glanced at the dark wooden circle at the back.

She hasn't come home yet?

Hei Muyuan also noticed that Weichen was looking at her, and smiled at her with the corners of his mouth raised, but... her smile was a little sinister, which made Weichen shudder a little, so he frowned and smiled at her, and poured a cup of hot water Shui walked towards her, "Well, don't worry about what happened in the morning. If you have any troubles, you can tell your parents or the teacher."

"why would."

Hei Muyuan's answer surprised Weichen, she looked at her in a daze, shook her head and laughed, "Why not, if you don't resist them, it will only get worse."

"Will they not come to me again if they resist?" Kuroki Madoka smiled sadly, "The teachers are all bastards."

"Eh?" Weichen looked at Hei Muyuan in confusion, and smiled helplessly, probably because the teachers couldn't care about it, so it would be quite troublesome.

"Not even God can save me."

Speak the word of God!Weichen held Hei Muyuan's hand, only to find that her hand was very cold, and the shape of the nails was very strange, as if they were hit by something, and they were deformed. She swallowed and smiled, "I know There is a god who can help you!"

"Night Fighter...?"

"Ah?"

Kuroki Maru laughed, and instead held Weichen's hand and forcefully inserted his nails into Weichen's hand, "You see, Ye Fighting God didn't help me either! He watched me being bullied, I entrusted Pass him! Just kill them, but he didn't!"

"How can a god kill people! You are too strange!" Weichen frowned and wanted to pull his hand back, but he was caught so hard that he couldn't break free...

"Hahaha~ You are also afraid of me hahaha!" Hei Muyuan laughed and let go of Weichen's hand, got up and walked towards the window sill, "It's so boring."

"What are you doing!" Weichen watched Kuroki Yuan walk towards the window sill, and hurriedly got up and walked over to hold her, "It's because you said something you shouldn't have said that you are hated by Yato! Yato is a god! How could God do it!"

"Yes." Hei Muyuan thought for a while, then laughed, "How could a god kill someone~" She looked at Weichen, and hugged her closely, "Then, will you kill someone? Manager sister."

"Are you...are you kidding..." Weichen wanted to cry but had no tears, oh my god, a lunatic has sneaked into the library!Kuroki Yuan has been ruined by those guys!She looked back at the bullies who had been quarreled, Nima all packed their schoolbags and went home...

Help!Somebody come save me!

Weichen pushed Hei Muyuan away, panting heavily, "Hei, student Hei Mu, it's almost closing time, let's go home."

"Go home?" Hei Muyuan looked up at the quartz clock, grinning, "1:[-], there is [-] minute left."

This guy, what do you want...