There are no women in this world

Gu Yan and the others went back to the dormitory to take a nap for a while, then hurried back to the assembly point to continue training. They didn’t sleep for a long time, but their physical strength recovered a lot. The training content in the afternoon was still the same, but everyone felt that the training intensity had begun to increase. , For example, you can take a 10-minute break for an hour in the morning, and train for 4 hours in the afternoon, with only two breaks.

After finally finishing the afternoon training, everyone thought they could go back to rest, but the instructor said that after dinner, they had to go to the classroom to wait for the housekeeping, and if the housekeeping failed, they would be punished.

Everyone complained and went to the cafeteria to have dinner, and went to the classroom resignedly.

The desks and chairs in the classroom had been piled up against the wall, and a few desks were put together in the center, with a tofu quilt that looked like a knife-cut piece placed on it. When everyone was amazed, the instructor came in from the outside.

The stinky face that was exactly the same as the day made the students silently silenced. The instructor asked everyone to form a circle around him, and while tearing up the quilt, he warned: "I will only demonstrate it to you three times, and you will see it all."

The students cheered up immediately.

The snow-white quilt seemed to have a soul in the rough and powerful hands of the instructor. Once it was folded, pressed, and wiped, it had edges and corners, and it turned into a tofu block after a few strokes.

After three consecutive demonstrations like this, some courageous people offered to go up to perform, but found that it looked simple, but it was too difficult to operate in practice. Either there was a bag here, or there were folds there. In the end, sweat came out and wiped off It was uneven, but the instructor didn't get angry, instead he helped him fold it.

The classmate wiped his sweat after "you're done" and said, "I may have folded a fake quilt", which made everyone laugh.

The instructor frowned slightly, and everyone shut down instantly.

Gu Yan "..." The training was really good

In the end, the instructor pointed out several students to try, including Lu Wei.

After tossing for an hour, everyone felt that they had learned enough, so the instructor let them go back to the dormitory to practice.

When they left the classroom, Gu Yan and the others saw that Class 2 and Class 1 of Economics and Trade hadn't finished their classes, and there were unfamiliar instructors teaching.

"Huh? Who is teaching Class 2 and Class 1?" Yu Yang asked in doubt.

"It's the assistant teacher." The voice from behind startled Yu Yang, and the one who answered him was the black-faced god who had trained him all day today.

Yu Yang shrunk his neck, "Oh...then why did the instructor teach our third class himself?"

The black-faced god didn't answer him, just stared at him for a few seconds and then walked over.

Yu Yang:……

Meng Shikai patted the back of Yu Yang's head, "You're the one who talks too much!"

Yu Yang: ...TAT

Meng Shikai stared at the instructor's back for a while, then snorted softly and looked away.

After several people returned to the dormitory, they took turns taking a shower and began to practice stacking tofu cubes. Gu Yan did not go to a boarding high school in high school, so he never played this project, and stacked according to the instructor's demonstration in his mind. He tried it a few times, but each time the look was terrible, and finally he found that except for Meng Shikai and Lu Wei, everyone else was stacking a pile of Xiang.

Although Meng Shikai's stacks were not as neat as the instructor's stacks, they still looked good. Lu Wei's stacks were really good, and everyone spared no effort to praise him until his face turned red.

"The instructor taught me, I'll help you stack it, leave it to me," Lu Wei said.

This honest kid has taken over all the quilt-folding tasks in the house, so everyone has the nerve to bully honest people.In the end, it was Meng Shikai who suggested that he and Lu Wei folded all the quilts for everyone today, but they couldn't be used after they were folded, so they put them all on the table, and at night they would cover them with the blankets they brought at home.

Everyone agreed with this proposal. After all, who doesn't want to sleep a little longer in the morning, is it stupid to make the quilt early in the morning?

Gu Yan asked Lu Wei to help him by name, and climbed into Yu Yang's bed next to him head-to-head. The two sat there side by side, urging Lu Wei to come up and perform tofu folding.

Wearing pajamas, Lu Wei carefully climbed onto Gu Yan's bed, smiled at them, and knelt there in a state of bewilderment.

"Stack, stack!" Yu Yang urged.

Gu Yan also watched expectantly.

Lu Wei felt that he was more nervous than being forced to demonstrate by the instructor in the classroom just now. Gu Yan's bed was obviously covered with sheets and quilts of the same color and color as his, but he felt different, and there was a faint scent lingering At the tip of his nose, it made him feel itchy and didn't know what to do, he always felt that he had polluted a place by kneeling here.

Gathering his mind, he carefully folded the quilt for him according to the steps. After the quilt was turned into tofu cubes, he carefully handed it to Wang Lei who was standing below and placed it on Gu Yan's writing desk, and then he climbed down the ladder as if fleeing.

"I know why Luwei stacked the best," Yu Yang said without beginning or end.

"Why?" Everyone asked curiously.

"The youngest one folds the quilt with emotion. You can see how gentle he is, stroking the quilt just like my pet Ah Wang." Ah Wang is Yu Yang's pet dog.

"nerve!"

Everyone rolled their eyes at Yu Yang, but Lu Wei secretly sweated nervously.

Before turning off the lights, several people put the folded quilts on the desk. Gu Yan took out the thin blanket prepared by his dad from the cabinet and threw it on the bed. He heard Xiao Juncheng speak just as he climbed up the bed ladder.

"Oh? Wang Lei, didn't you take the quilt at home?"

Gu Yan propped up half of his body on the bed and looked at Wang Lei, only to see that he only took out a long windbreaker to cover his body.

"Well, I heard that the school would distribute it, so I didn't bring it." Wang Lei was a little embarrassed.

How can everyone not understand that Wang Lei's family's economic conditions are very bad, and he probably didn't bring a quilt because he wanted to save money.

Xiao Juncheng was the first to react and climbed out of bed, took out a towel from the cabinet and handed it to him, "Then you use this, not a windbreaker".

Just as Wang Lei was about to refuse, he heard Xiao Juncheng impatiently urging him, "Don't smudge the ink."

Wang Lei had no choice but to thank him and took the quilt to cover him.

Gu Yan smiled, and praised Xiao Juncheng, "Boss, you are so handsome! We love you." He also compared his heart with his hand.

Several other people also laughed and compared their hearts to Xiao Juncheng.

"Get out of here, you guys" Xiao Juncheng scolded with a smile.

The energy consumed during the day was too much. This night, after turning off the lights, several people fell asleep one after another without talking much.

The next morning's training course was as boring as yesterday, and the weather was not beautiful, the sky was clear and there was no cloud at all. After 4 hours of training, everyone was slumped and scolded several times by the instructor .Fortunately, in the afternoon, I was studying military songs, so I could sit in the indoor classroom. Gu Yan went to the classroom contentedly after a few lunch breaks.

The three classes of economic and trade freshmen were not separated, and they were all in the large classroom of the open class where they gathered for the first time.

Military songs, it’s not about singing well or not, as long as you don’t get out of tune and roar out loud, you win. The instructor taught a few tricks how to use the abdominal cavity, how to resonate and amplify the sound, and asked them to recite the lyrics over and over again. practise.At first everyone thought it was stupid and a little awkward, but after they let go, they all scratched their necks and howled. More than 100 boys shook the classroom upside down.

This afternoon even Gu Yan felt that he was playing crazy, it was so enjoyable, it's nice to be young!

But how could the military training make them feel so good, when the get out of class was over, the instructor and several seniors came in and announced the results of the dormitory internal affairs inspection, and none of the dormitories in the entire Department of Economics and Trade passed the test.

Gu Yan's dormitory also deducted points because there was dust on the cabinets, the chairs were not placed neatly, and there was garbage in the trash can.The other dormitories were even worse. Most of the quilts were unqualified, and a few dirty ones were highlighted for criticism.Now they are ordered to go back to tidy up, and they are not allowed to eat if they don't tidy up, and they will be randomly checked after two hours!

After the dissolution, everyone ran back to the dormitory. Gu Yan and the others were fine, because the problem was not serious. After returning, they wiped the cabinets again with a rag, cleaned up the trash cans, checked every corner and went out to eat .

Gu Yan complained over and over while eating: "Ma Dan! How can there be a trash can that refuses to put garbage? What's the point of having a trash can for us? Art decoration?"

"Haha" Yu Yang was amused and laughed, "That's right, let's hang the bucket on the wall tomorrow."

A few people were so amused by these two live treasures that they almost vomited.

"Is it the first time for you two to live in a boarding school?" Meng Shikai asked with a smile, "My high school is a closed management high school, and the management is stricter. It is a basic requirement that there should be no garbage in the trash can, and there should be no garbage on the table during random checks." things, you can’t dry clothes on the balcony, there are all kinds of nonsensical requirements, I’m used to it.”

Several people felt it was unbelievable to hear Meng Shikai talk about these strange rules in his high school.

Gu Yan stopped his chopsticks and asked, "How did you survive?"

Xiao Juncheng: "The key is how to survive with mental health?"

"It's good to get used to it, the university is not strictly controlled, and the military training is probably only for a short time, so take it easy," Meng Shikai answered them calmly.

After returning home, a few people stretched their legs on the bed after taking a shower to rest, while Yu Yang went to hang out in other dormitories. This kid has excellent social skills, and he didn't have much chance to talk during military training. He can get to know the classmates well, too. Have to admire.

By the time he came back with a happy face, it was almost 11 o'clock, and I heard him chewing apples and chattering there

"Hey, you know, those dormitories who were named and criticized are not wronged at all. It's fine if you have poor hands-on ability, and your IQ is not very high. I was still practicing making quilts there when I went there. Wake up, hahahaha"

"Then you, the savior, did not appear in time?" Meng Shikai said without raising his head while playing a mobile game.

"Of course!" Yu Yang's slender legs turned up and he leaned back, "My hero should be on stage at this time! Hey, you don't know how grateful those idiots are to me, and they even said that they would invite me I'm going to eat in the fried area!"

"There are 3 dormitories in total, and they can be arranged for 3 nights. Take me with you~" Gu Yan stood up and looked down at Yu Yang while holding the bed rails.

"Bah!" Yu Yang looked up at Gu Yan who was looking at him expectantly with moist eyes and said, "Where are those grandchildren who are cheap!"

Gu Yan: "..."

Meng Shikai sighed: "Teach them how to deal with the inspection, and let the grass accompany them to eat?"

"I, the boss, disagree first," Lian Xiao Juncheng said.

Gu Yan spread his hands in embarrassment, "Eat a meal and there is a lot of meat"

Yu Yang said to Gu Yan with an angry look on his face: "Little Wuer, if you are greedy for delicious food, tell brother, brother will take you out to eat delicacies from mountains and seas at night, and you can eat for a month! What kind of canteen stir-fry? District, are you kidding me?"

Gu Yan looked hopeless: "I just want to have a meal, why are you so excited? Could it be that Li Cao doesn't even have the right to make a meal?"

"You can only rub against me!" Yu Yang declared his sovereignty domineeringly, "Little Wu, you don't even know how popular you are, do you? Several of the grandsons are asking me around the corner with me, a bunch of toads are really good Dare to think! Tch~"

"Hehe" Xiao Juncheng smiled and said, "Someone from my side also asked."

Meng Shikai also put down his mobile phone to join their conversation: "When I was in high school, the school girl was in another class, and I was very envious of his roommate."

"What do you mean?" Gu Yan felt that he could smell adultery, so he hurriedly asked, a black-bellied, cold and ascetic man like Meng Shikai is too worthy of gossip.

"The dormmates of the school grass always receive all kinds of bribes from people from all walks of life. They help roll the roll in class, fetch water after class, and don't have to buy snacks and fruits in the dormitory. Invitations are almost constant, if you are willing to appear on the stage, you are enough friends, and you also bring the school grass to accompany you? Stop dreaming!"

"Oh!..." After listening to Meng Shikai's explanation, several people immediately understood that they were greedy for the welfare of the school grass dormmates, and thought they could come up with some sadomasochistic emotional stories? (ˇ╮ˇ)

"It seems that our life will not be bad in the next four years, thanks to our little Wuer," Xiao Juncheng said with a smile.

Yu Yang cast a disgusted glance at the direction of Gu Yan's bed: "Little Wu'er doesn't have the slightest awareness of being a grass."

"..." Gu Yan thought to himself, when I went to school in my previous life, his "little white face" was not popular at all. Girls like tall and mighty ones. He was getting old again, in fact, at that time he thought about why he was not born 10 years later, but now... his dream has come true. =dish=

After chatting with everyone for a while, it was time to turn off the lights and go to bed. Gu Yan fell asleep with a trace of resentment and exhaustion.