There are no women in this world

Back in the dormitory, several people took turns to take a hot bath, lying on the bed relaxed and chatting, except for a simple farewell ceremony for the instructors the next day, their hard days of military training were officially over, and there were still 4 Days of vacation are simply bubbling with happiness.

Gu Yan and Yu Yang lay face to face on the bed playing mobile games, and from time to time looked down at Meng Shikai who was preparing breakfast for everyone tomorrow. He really felt that this kind of college life was very good, and it was more humane than when he was studying in the UK.

"Xiao Wu'er, you are famous now, do you know that?" Yu Yang said while pressing the phone.

Gu Yan snorted softly and said nothing, people are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong, and his body is very likely to carry a time bomb on his back, it's terrible to think about it!

It's all to blame for that pair of dogs and men!Every time I meet them, it's not a good thing, I have to stay away from these two broom stars in the future!

Seeing that Gu Yan pressed his phone screen fiercely with his lips pursed and said nothing, Yu Yang knew that this guy was really upset, and quickly said: "Your position as a school grass has been confirmed, and I will take you out to eat seafood tomorrow to celebrate your enthronement!"

Gu Yan burst out laughing out loud, reached out and patted Yu Yang's head, "Get out!"

Yu Yang exaggeratedly covered his head and rolled on the bed crying out for pain.

Gu Yan climbed over the bed rail to his bed, turned him over, and slapped his butt a few times, Yu Yang immediately bounced up to fight back, and the two of them were in a mess on the bed.

Lu Wei and Wang Lei looked at Yu Yang's bed worriedly, fearing that the poor quality of the school would cause the two bastards to make trouble.

Xiao Juncheng also shook his head below and sighed: "Two brats..."

In the end, it was Meng Shikai who slammed one of his own pillows to stop the tragedy from happening.

The next morning, under the leadership of the instructors, the freshmen of the Department of Economics and Trade bid farewell to their "black-faced god" instructor Wei. Gu Yan was very puzzled when he saw that some students had red eyes.

In the afternoon, it was a pure three-and-a-half-day holiday. Gu Yan did not dare to be too excited in the sad atmosphere, and secretly sent a WeChat message to the group of 6 people in the dormitory, suggesting to go out of school and go to the city to play. The other people had no objection , suffocating in the campus for a month, I got tired of it.

Both Xiao Juncheng and Yu Yang are natives of the Imperial Capital, so they naturally shouldered the heavy responsibility of being tour guides. They took them around the Imperial Capital for 2 days in a row. Because of Wang Lei’s financial strength, they only went to fun and inexpensive places. .

Like a tourist, Gu Yan happily placed his scissors hands in front of the landmark building of the imperial capital in this new world as a memory.

On the last rest day, Gu Yan received the class schedule for this semester, looked carefully, and found that the homework is not heavy, with a maximum of 6 classes a day, a minimum of 2 classes, five days a week.

Several people couldn't help sighing: University is really a paradise!I think they have 8 classes every day in high school, and they also take self-study in the morning and evening, which is simply not a human life.

While humming a song, Gu Yan flipped through the textbooks he had brought back: Introduction to Economics, Microeconomics, Trade Geography, Principles of Accounting, Advanced Mathematics, Business English...

Each book is a big thick one. When he opened the advanced mathematics, he blinked and found that it was a heavenly book for him.

He sniffed and asked loudly, "Which one of you is good at math? I'll treat him to some fried rice tomorrow."

"I" the other five people answered together.

Gu Yan: "..." You don't have to be so shameless just for a small stir.

"Xiao Wu'er, you're not good at mathematics?" Xiao Juncheng asked tactfully.

"Well, I didn't study well." Gu Yan pouted

Xiao Juncheng nodded, "It's okay, I can help you make up lessons, mathematics is my best subject"

"I'm also biased! I'm the best at mathematics, physics and chemistry," Yu Yang interjected.

Lu Wei also said: "I am 2 points short of the perfect score in the math college entrance examination, and I can also help you make up lessons, no need to make a fuss."

"I was in our city at the time, and I was the number one student in the college entrance examination in mathematics." Wang Lei followed up weakly...

Gu Yan opened his mouth and looked at Meng Shikai who had been silent all this time. Just as he was about to hold the hand of his comrade in arms, Meng Shikai pushed his eyes on the bridge of his nose and said calmly, "I'm not partial to subjects, but I'm a top student in all subjects."

Gu Yan vomited blood and died.

A few people were amused by Xiao Wu'er's rich expressions, and finally reassured him that with them, it would be impossible for him to hang on the tree of Gaoshu.

Although Gu Yan was severely beaten by a few top students, he was not as worried as before. He was not stupid, and he studied hard in class, and there were several top students around after class. It was impossible not to lose 60 points at the end of the semester.

University life has officially kicked off.

After a week of classes, except for advanced mathematics, which made Gu Yan more difficult, other classes were relatively easy for him, and he also found a class that he was particularly good at, which could make these top students kneel down and call him dad, that is—— —Business English!

Gu Yan studied in the UK in her previous life, her English was completely stress-free, and she spoke a standard British Queen's English accent, gorgeous and sexy, even the English teacher praised her repeatedly.

Gu Yan finally regained his strength. If he had a tail, he would definitely be up to the sky.

This spoken language is really not easy to practice in the absence of a language environment, especially if you want to practice such a beautiful British English. he.

One Friday afternoon, there was no class in Gu Yan's class, a few people dispersed after lunch, Lu Wei and Wang Lei went to the library, Xiao Juncheng made an appointment to play basketball, Gu Yan and Meng Shikai stayed in the dormitory to rest.

While listening to the music with Erlang crossing his legs and shaking his head, he saw Yu Yang coming in from the door carrying a large flat box. Gu Yan and Meng Shikai looked at each other curiously and hurried over to help.

After quickly disassembling it, it turned out to be an oversized display screen.

Gu Yan asked puzzledly: "Why did you buy such a big display screen?"

Yu Yang chuckled: "It's inconvenient to watch movies on a laptop, so buy a bigger one and let's enjoy watching together."

"What kind of film has to be so big to be enjoyable?" Meng Shikai asked with a smirk, and put the emphasis on the 'film'.

"Rolling!" Yu Yang shook his fist at Meng Shikai, he still remembered the incident when he ran him into heat.

Hahaha, Gu Yan laughed out loud, Meng Shikai, despite his gentle appearance, is actually an old driver, and he can drive the car as soon as he says it.

"Let the boss and the others come back early at night, so we can watch a horror movie together?" Yu Yang suggested again.

Huh?This can have!Gu Yan was a little excited. He actually liked watching horror movies, but he didn't dare to watch them by himself. There are so many people in the dormitory just right!

Gu Yan was aroused, so she hurriedly sent a message to the wechat group in the dormitory, telling them to come back after dinner, there is a home theater at home!And then sent a big screen photo.

Meng Shikai sneered childishly, but he didn't disappoint and said he wouldn't watch it. Gu Yan and Yu Yang were quite happy to see him "pretentious". Watching this kind of horror movie must have such a bold person by his side.

After dinner early, Gu Yan and Yu Yang happily selected movies in front of the computer. The two of them set up flags, and they absolutely couldn't watch anything less terrifying than the midnight ring and the old village corpse.

Meng Shikai shook his head helplessly when he saw the two of them staring at the cover of the selected horror movie video in front of the computer and screaming.

Just after deciding which movie to watch, Xiao Jun came back, wearing a dark purple basketball uniform, his head was covered with sweat, and his whole body was steaming hot.

Gu Yan obediently handed over a glass of ice water, Xiao Juncheng drank it in one gulp, rubbed Gu Yan's head and went to take a bath.

After taking a shower, I found that Wang Lei and Lu Wei also came back. They also bought a watermelon, half of which was already cut and eaten, and the other half was not cut. Gu Yan and Yu Yang were digging with spoons, and I ate one bite at a time. enjoyable.

Xiao Juncheng picked up a piece of watermelon and ate it from the trash can, and asked them both: "What's going on? Why did you just get a home theater?"

Gu Yan answered before Yu Yang: "The fourth brother said, he wants to buy a big screen to watch 'movies', it will be fun!" He also imitated Meng Shikai and put the accent on the 'movies'.

Several boys laughed.

"Fuck off! Little Wu, you've learned from your second child too." Yu Yang said angrily, "If you are capable, just watch the 'film' you just picked out by yourself."

Several people laughed again.

Unexpectedly, Meng Shikai said leisurely: "With such a big screen, it is the right way to watch island country action movies. Only children like you will watch horror movies."

Yu Yang, Gu Yan "..." The second brother really doesn't show his face

"Hey," Xiao Juncheng laughed, "The second child has a lot of stuff? Share it someday."

Yu Yang, Gu Yan "..." Where did their serious and calm eldest brother go?

Meng Shikai smiled lightly and made a gesture of OK, which was a small gesture.

Gu Yan quickly took advantage of the fact that the building was not too crooked, and pulled everyone back. What he and Yu Yang chose was a Korean horror movie, and it was a haunting story that happened in school that was very close to life.

Anyone who likes to watch ghost movies knows that the movies from South Korea, Japan and Thailand are so terrifying that the timid ones dare not order them.Gu Yan rarely has the opportunity to watch it himself, so he is both nervous and excited now.

In order to heighten the atmosphere, Yu Yang also turned off all the lights in the dormitory, and drew the curtains tightly.Several people surrounded the city in a semicircle in front of Yuyang's desk, and the big screen emitted a dim light, dyeing their faces dark blue.

In fact, if outsiders came to see them, their current appearance would be weird and frightening.

Gu Yan and Yu Yang were startled and howled after watching a movie. Except for Meng Shikai who was relatively calm, several other people were actually quite nervous watching it. However, everyone said that they were all caught by this The two crazy people scared them, they were much scarier than the movie.

The two young masters were terrified, but the addict brought it up, and they must watch another one, so the few of them watched another classic Thai ghost movie with them, and they were so scared that they almost screamed. After urinating, he beat the drum to retreat, and turned on all the lights to calm his mind.

Meng Shikai looked at Yu Yang who was grinning and reviewing the plot with Gu Yan, and sneered mercilessly: "You two are just as courageous as sesame seeds, and you still watch horror movies? Do you want your brother to accompany you when you go to the toilet later?"

Yu Yang rolled his eyes: "A person like you who only appreciates love action movies from island countries doesn't understand our fun at all. You only want to watch it because you are afraid. This is called excitement!"

"Second Brother, if you must accompany me to the toilet, it's okay, as long as you don't think it smells bad." Gu Yan was not to be outdone, and laughed with Yu Yang after speaking.

Meng Shikai shook his head: "Two childish ghosts"

Xiao Juncheng smiled and watched them talk, and told them to wash their faces and brush their teeth, reminding them that the lights were about to be turned off.

Gu Yan looked at the time, it was 11:40, and there were 20 minutes to turn off the lights, so he hurried into the bathroom to grab a seat.

They all washed up and went to bed before 12 o'clock. Gu Yan and Yu Yang were lying on the bed, excitedly discussing the exciting plot in the movie just now.Because he was resting the next day, Xiao Juncheng didn't disappoint and stopped him, and chatted with them indifferently.

I don't know how long it took, the dormitory gradually became silent, and Gu Yan also fell asleep.It's just that this time in the dream, he didn't have a good time, he kept looking for the toilet to pee, but he couldn't find the toilet, and finally woke up anxiously, only then did he realize that it was a dream.

I took out the phone under the pillow and looked at it. It was past 2 in the morning. Maybe I ate too much watermelon. I had already drained the water before going to bed, but now I still have a big bubble in my stomach that needs to be resolved.

As soon as he sat up and wanted to get out of bed, he saw the darkness below, and then recalled the haunted plot of the dormitory toilet in the Korean movie, Gu Yan lay down immediately, and the scene of the blue-faced and fangs female ghost in white clothes in the movie was in Gu Yan’s mind After running over and over again, my bladder was so crowded that it was about to explode.

Gu Yan regretted it to death now, why did she choose a horror movie with a school background.

Gu Yan fought with heaven and man for a while, and felt that he couldn't hold on any longer, and would have to wet the bed if he lay down again, so he stretched out his hands in humiliation and pulled him to sleep on the head against him.

Who knew that this guy would sleep like hell, so Gu Yan could only call him in a low voice: "Yu Yang...fourth brother...fourth son...wake up"

Yu Yang was finally woken up by Gu Yan, and asked him sleepily what he wanted to do?

Gu Yan was very embarrassed and whispered: "I want to pee, but I'm afraid..."

"Hehe" chuckled, but the voice was not from Yu Yang, but from Meng Shikai who was opposite.

Meng Shikai was a light sleeper, and when Gu Yan sat up and lay down to turn over the pancakes, he was woken up, and when he heard him say that he was afraid to pee, he couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Brother will go with you, I promised you" Meng Shikai whispered, he climbed down the ladder first, turned on the screen of his mobile phone to face Gu Yan to let him down.

Although Gu Yan was a little embarrassed, he couldn't resist his physical needs, so he quickly climbed down and dragged Meng Shikai into the toilet.

I didn't even have time to turn on the toilet light, so I pulled my pants down a little, and the water started to drain.With his back turned to him, Meng Shikai couldn't help laughing while listening to the "long" sound of water.

After finally settling the major issues in life, Gu Yan sighed comfortably and pulled up his pants, deliberately ignoring Meng Shikai's merciless ridicule behind him, washed up and crept onto the bed, and slept until dawn.

The next day, after sleeping until the sun was high and waking up, it was no surprise that he was ridiculed mercilessly by all the brothers, especially Yu Yang, who laughed so hard that he rolled all over the bed.

Gu Yan was so angry that he wanted to make a duel with him, but in the end it was Lu Wei who coaxed him to stop.