There are no women in this world

The bed check was arranged on this Friday night, and the head of the Life Department politely made an official notice to the entire group of the School of Economics and Trade, and said that after the first bed check, random checks will be made in the future without further notice, so that Everyone cleans up the dormitory at any time.

In fact, this kind of sleep inspection is much easier to deal with than the military training inspection of internal affairs. As long as there are no illegal high-power electrical appliances, the bedding is tidy, the floor is clean, and the bathroom balcony is tidy, you will not be troubled.

At 8 o'clock sharp on Friday night, Gu Yan and several people from the life department gathered first and went to the downstairs of the dormitory of the third-year economics and trade seniors. They decided to spot-check the dormitories of the juniors first.

The dormitory building of the juniors seems to be old, and the outer walls are mottled at night. Wu Yudong took them inside and complained to Gu Yan: "We were so unlucky at that time, we were arranged In this dilapidated dormitory building, there are only public toilets, no air-conditioning, it’s okay to have heating in winter, but it’s too hot in summer.”

Mu Hao sighed and continued: "Not to mention the small room, and there are 8 people! If there are two unsanitary people in a dormitory, the smell, tsk tsk..."

Gu Yan quickly asked him to stop: "Stop talking, I understand"

Wu Yudong took them to stop in the 5 dormitory on the 502th floor, knocked on the wooden door with peeling paint, and then called "check the bedroom" and pushed the door, but unfortunately the door didn't open, it should be locked inside.

Wu Yudong knocked hard three times without being polite, and then he heard someone shouting inside: "Wu Yudong, you grandson, but you are going to play at other people's house", and then there were exaggerated laughter from some boys inside.

Wu Yudong rolled his eyes and shouted at the door: "Li Feng, if you don't open the door again, I will remember that no one opened the door at 502, and everyone fled to bed!"

It was quiet for a while before a voice came out, "Fuck! Open the door for you, and see how your master Feng will deal with you, wait!"

Gu Yan heard that the boys inside were scolding, but the words were all laughter among classmates, so he didn't take it seriously. After waiting for a few seconds, he heard a 'click' from the door, and the latch was pulled out. came out, and the door was pulled open forcefully.

A boy with a big arm and a round waist, wearing only Hawaiian-style flowery pants, blocked the doorway, with his arms folded and his eyebrows raised, blocking the doorway. His posture was clearly "step over my corpse, come on!"

Wu Yudong sneered, and stood aside, revealing Gu Yan behind him and said lightly: "Gu Yan, this man's name is Li Feng, from Class 502, Class [-], dormitory [-], I remember he was disheveled in the dormitory."

Gu Yan bent his eyes at Li Feng in front of him and said: "I'm offended, senior" and then pretended to pick up the notebook.

I saw that Li Feng stared round his eyes, and then changed his posture of crossing his arms to shoulders, and shouted as if he was about to be molested: "Damn it, you actually brought the school grass to check the dormitory!"

Finally reacting, he rushed back as if fleeing, slammed the door shut with a bang, and shouted "give us 2 minutes!" Then he heard all kinds of ding, ding, bang, bang, and chaotic sounds coming from the wooden door.

Wu Yudong closed his eyes and shouted through the door: "One minute, I don't have that time to wait for you idiots"

"Immediately! Immediately! Brother Dong, I will treat you to a skewer tomorrow." Another unfamiliar voice came from inside.

"Now Brother Dong is not a grandson." Wu Yudong muttered, then waited for dozens of seconds, pushed open the door, and walked in with Gu Yan swaggeringly.

After entering, Gu Yan looked around, and finally understood why Wu Yudong and Mu Hao complained. The room was smaller than their dormitory, but there were 8 beds arranged in bunk beds. The cabinets were on the other side. The old gray color that couldn't be wiped clean, when he entered, there were two people climbing down from the upper bunk, and the bed frame made a creaking sound, Gu Yan was afraid that it would collapse if it couldn't support it.

"Hey hey hey" the one called Li Feng smiled, scratched the back of his head and said, "Student brother, I made you laugh, I didn't know you came, I didn't prepare anything to eat, do you want instant noodles? Cook it for you "

Gu Yan couldn't hold back a chuckle, and then said: "No need, senior, we'll leave after the inspection, next time I come to your place to eat instant noodles"

"Li Feng, you are quite shameless! Why didn't we even have a glass of water when we came here?" Mu Hao scolded with a smile.

"Get out! You fat man who can gain weight by drinking water!" Li Feng changed his face instantly when facing his classmates.

Several people laughed, and Mu Hao was so angry that he said that he would conduct a carpet search on them and deduct all their points.

502 Everyone ignored him at all, and kept their eyes on Gu Yan. The legendary creature like the school grass is already a big stuffed pie in their department, and they can also enter their dormitory and "chat" with them It makes people overwhelmed with happiness, and it looks really good when you look closely!The skin is white and tender, the eyes are moist, and although the figure is not tall, it is better than even, with legs below the waist, light blue jeans collapsed on top, long and straight!That small waist is thin, and it is said that there is still a waist...

Gu Yan has long been used to this kind of scrutiny from others, his expression remains unchanged, and he can still smile to show his favor, but Wu Yudong can't stand it anymore, he strode in front of Gu Yan and scolded those few: "You guys Was it transformed from a wolf? Can you be a little bit promising so don’t be ashamed”

Everyone in 502 coughed to cover up their embarrassment, and then said: "I don't have much experience, I haven't seen beautiful children. In the future, please ask the school grass to visit them often, so that they can broaden their horizons. They must prepare all kinds of snacks and drinks."

Wu Yudong asked Gu Yan to ignore them, and then challenged Li Feng: "You just said that you want to cook instant noodles for our juniors? What do you use to cook them? Why don't you guys take them out and appreciate them?"

Li Feng blinked and said: "I didn't say boil it, I said soak it, just soak it in boiling water, it's so unpalatable when boiled, the soaked noodles are really strong"

Wu Yudong looked at him pretending to be stupid, and snorted coldly: "Forgive you once, if you commit another crime, it will be the general account."

Li Feng hurried over and put his arms around Wu Yudong's shoulders. Brother Dong thanked him shortly, and said that the whole dormitory in 502 would invite Brother Dong to eat skewers. Please bring the school grass to come and sit often.

Wu Yudong didn't have time to mess around with them, so he took Gu Yan away after telling them not to use high-power electrical appliances.

On the same floor, I casually walked through the dormitories of several junior seniors. There might have been too much movement in the corridor just now. Everyone already knew that Wu Yudong had brought Gu Yan here. This exaggeratedly dressed as if going out on a date, even sprayed on hairspray, made Mu Hao and Mu Tian laugh so hard that he couldn't breathe.

There are two more naughty ones, Wu Yudong must leave Gu Yan to chat, and let him take the fat people to check the dormitory, saying that the school grass is tired and they feel sorry for them, and it’s okay to speak improperly, and dare to hook shoulders on purpose Taking advantage, the angry Wu Yudong buckled them a few points before venting his anger.

Although the third-year dormitory did not spot-check a few, it was completed in a hurry. After leaving the dormitory, Gu Yan breathed a sigh of relief.

Zhou Shunyu patted Gu Yan on the back: "The juniors are old-fashioned, that's it, don't be afraid at all, just be good in the first and second grades."

"It's okay, I'm not afraid of being teased by them." Gu Yan smiled.

Although those senior brothers all acted like perverts, they were actually very measured, and they were just teasing him. Even the most naughty ones just tickled his shoulders, and they were very kind. Sometimes, when he met a few people from other departments, he even blew his whistle, which made him feel a little disgusted.

Part of the dormitory of the second year of economics and trade is in the same building as that of the freshman, and part is in another building, but they are not far away.

The inspection went very smoothly. Although Gu Yan's arrival also gave them a stimulant, they didn't let go like the juniors. Son, the inspection is relatively strict, what should be confiscated is confiscated, and what should be scored is kept without mercy. Of course, except for Zhou Shunyu and Mu Tiandi's dormitory.

Gu Yan felt a little embarrassed.

After the sophomore inspection, they naturally went to Gu Yan's freshman classmates. Zhou Shunyu also asked Gu Yan if there was a dormitory where he could get along better. It seemed that he wanted to give him the green light to save face, but Gu Yan even said no.

In fact, after Gu Yan arrived at university, he was more homely and didn’t like to hang around like Yu Yang. The first reason was that he was not familiar with him, and the second reason was that he always felt that it was best to avoid those men who were carrying that secret. Go to the site to "tick".

The freshman students are more like little angels. They know that they have to check the dormitory and clean the dormitory early to welcome their arrival. There are no illegal electrical appliances. They are very happy to see Gu Yan coming, but they are also more polite. Many invitations He came to "drop in" more often, Gu Yan naturally agreed and returned the invitation, and immediately received several complaints, saying that Yu Yang told them that Gu Yan liked to be quiet and didn't like to be disturbed, which made them never dare to go to their dormitory.

Gu Yanjiu, thinking that no outsiders have come to their dormitory for such a long time, she quickly smiled and said, "It doesn't matter, as long as it's not nap time, it's OK."

It’s just that when I checked the last dormitory, I still encountered some minor problems. There was no other reason. Gu Yanfeng’s "broom star" Pei Nan and Li Moyu were in this dormitory, because Gu Yan himself was on the fifth floor, and their dormitory was on the third floor. , so Gu Yan hardly ever met these two people in the dormitory.

As soon as Gu Yan entered their dormitory, he was glared at by Li Moyu. Gu Yan's face showed that he was a little tired, and it was unnecessary for him to be unable to smile at these two people. He just followed along with such a cold face. Behind, the other people in the dormitory were a little embarrassed, stood up and greeted them, only Pei Nan leaned on the cabinet and stared at Gu Yan's cold face playfully. But Pei Nan looked at people with eyes, always scanning up and down with the tip of his eyes, as if you were some object for him to judge.

Gu Yan swished a few steps to Pei Nan's bed, looked up, touched the top of the locker with his hand, and said to Wu Yudong: "The quilt on bed No. 6 is not neat, and there is dust on the locker." Before Wu Yudong could speak, he took out his notebook and wrote it down.

Wu Yudong froze for a moment, then raised his eyebrows, but didn't say anything, just hummed.

Anyone can see that this is intentional retaliation, the atmosphere is even more awkward, no one speaks, only the rustling sound of Gu Yan writing on the paper.

As soon as Gu Yan finished writing, Li Moyu slapped the table heavily: "Gu Yan, are you shameless? You just entered the student union to avenge yourself? Believe it or not, I will report you"

Gu Yan turned to see that he was about to speak when he heard Wu Yudong rushing ahead: "This classmate, what's your name? Please pay attention to your words! Our life department checks the dormitory sanitation is approved by the college, and the rules of rewards and punishments are also approved by the college. It's all open and transparent, if you have any questions, you can go to the academy for consultation tomorrow, but please don't make rude words or personal attacks."

Just as Li Moyu wanted to refute, Pei Nan interrupted impatiently: "Li Moyu shut up and leave my business alone."

Li Moyu's eyes were reddened by Pei Nan's words, she took a deep look at Pei Nan, turned her head and glared at Gu Yan, then turned around heavily and sat on the chair.

Gu Yan sneered in his heart, it seems that the relationship between these two is not very good.

"I will wipe off the dust on the cabinet." Pei Nan reached out and touched the cabinet, looked at his hands and said, "It's just, why is this quilt unqualified?"

Pei Nan sneered and said to Gu Yan: "How about asking Gu Yan to show you how to fold the quilt correctly? I also know your standard. I will follow your standard next time. How about it?"

"Okay." Gu Yan replied with a smile, then took off his shoes under the astonished eyes of everyone, stepped on the bed ladder, and climbed neatly onto Pei Nan's bed, knelt on the bed to open his original quilt, and folded it seriously.

Everyone under the bed: ...

After tidying up several corners, Gu Yan pointed to the quilt below Pei Nan and said, "Did you see it? This is the standard."

Pei Nan froze for a moment, then smiled and said, "I watched it."

After climbing down, Gu Yan asked Wu Dongyu while putting on his shoes: "Minister, are pornographic magazines considered prohibited? There is one under the quilt on bed number 6."

"Pfft..." Someone finally couldn't help laughing.

Even Wu Dongyu put his fist on his mouth and coughed for a while, saying: "This should not be there, but this time it will not be confiscated. In the future, please be careful not to bring this student into the school dormitory."

Pei Nan answered Wu Dongyu without any embarrassment, but still looked at Gu Yan: "I won't bring it with you in the future, it will stain my quilt."

Gu Yan was greatly relieved, and just about to trouble Li Moyu in the past, he was stopped by the sharp-eyed Zhou Shunyu, who dragged him out after a hasty inspection.

After going out, Zhou Shunyu asked Gu Yan in a low voice: "The two of you in that house are married to you?" Seeing that Gu Yan didn't say a word, he continued to say: "In the future, you can let the senior brothers take care of this matter, and say hello in advance." After finishing speaking He even squeezed his eyes at Gu Yan.

Gu Yan was happy: "I won't be so naive in the future, this time it's because I couldn't hold back."

Wu Yudong patted Gu Yan on the shoulder: "It's okay, just be careful in the future. It seems that your classmate doesn't seem to be easy to get along with. He actually asked you to make the bed for him."

Mu Tian: "Damn it! Just as I was about to scold him, Gu Yan climbed up, school grass, can you stop being so obedient next time?"

Gu Yan laughed and said yes, and he will act according to Brother Tian's wink in the future.

It was past 11 o'clock after several people checked their bedtime, so they hurried back to their respective homes before the lights were turned off.