There are no women in this world
Chapter 24
Since the "World War I" in the bathroom, Pei Nan hasn't harassed Gu Yan for a few days, which made him feel a lot easier, but life is still difficult because his good friend Yu Yang started to quarrel with him. And no matter how you coax them, you can't coax them well.
Yu Yang is the first good friend Gu Yan made in this world. He has the sunny and cheerful personality that he likes the most. He usually likes to cling to him and treats him sincerely.
Gu Yan is very used to such a person eating and living with him every day, harmoniously interspersed in his daily necessities of life.
Now people don't pay attention to him, don't look at him straight, Gu Yan feels like he was dumped by his girlfriend, no, he can find another one after being dumped by his girlfriend, Yu Yang dumped him, where is he going Looking for such a sunny, handsome and good Maji who treats him well?
Gu Yan sat on the chair and looked at Yu Yang, who was turning his back to him, and sighed. Now he knew that if this man made a fuss, it would be much more difficult to coax than a woman. Bags, flowers, and sweet words will not work.
Usually in the dormitory, Gu Yan and Yu Yang are the two most chatty. If Yu Yang hadn't gone to other dormitories to fool around, the two of them would have been muttering and laughing in the dormitory. It was also uncomfortable for Juncheng and the others to stay. At first, a few words of persuasion had no effect, so they could only hide as much as they could, and did not come back until the lights were turned off. They only hoped that the two brothers would reconcile soon.
Today Gu Yan couldn't bear it any longer. He went to Lu Wei's drawer and took out a fruit knife. After thinking about it, he went to the balcony. He started peeling apples facing the trash can on the chair.
Gu Yan's movements are clumsy but very serious. He has never done this before. His mother, his sister and all his girlfriends cut it for him. Now he is reduced to cutting it for others, and he is still a man. The more he thinks about it, the worse it is.
While peeling the apple, Gu Yan felt sorry for himself. A few minutes later, an apple that looked like a dog had eaten it came out. After looking at it, he threw it into the trash can without hesitation, and went to get a new one. After 4 apples were piled up in the trash can, Gu Yan finally peeled an apple with a good color and fragrance.
Yu Yang is not having a good time these days. In fact, he doesn't know what he is awkward about. It must be for his own good that Gu Yan stopped him from beating Pei Nan, but he just felt uncomfortable, and he just couldn't hear Gu Yan saying that the bastard bought it The snacks here are delicious, I can't see that bastard and Gu Yan "flirting" in the toilet cubicle.
Gu Yan has been trying his best to show his kindness to him these days, and he wants to be awkward and enjoy it at the same time.
Yu Yang sat on a chair with his back facing Gu Yan and played mobile games with headphones on, but the volume of the headphones was actually turned down very low. He had been secretly watching Gu Yan's every move, listening to him toss behind his back for half an hour, and just couldn't bear it. I couldn't help pretending to turn around to see what he was doing, but Gu Yan was already standing in front of him.
Yu Yang raised his head reflexively, Gu Yan took off his earphones with one hand, took his mobile phone and threw it on the table.
Yu Yang frowned: "What are you doing?"
"This game is so boring, do something else."
"what?"
"Eat apples" Gu Yan took out a hand behind his back, and spread out a peeled apple in his hand.
"..."
"Eat~"
"..."
Gu Yan moved the apple forward again and brought it to Yu Yang's mouth. Yu Yang subconsciously took a bite, and regretted it after biting it down. Cannibalism has a short mouth 〒︿〒
Gu Yan smiled happily, Yu Yang glared at him, chewed the apple in his mouth and swallowed it. He hadn't seen Gu Yan smile at him like this for a long time. The fake smile on his face is so ugly!
"Take another bite, I'll feed you." Gu Yan brought the apple to his mouth.
"Don't think I'll forgive you if I eat an apple from you," Yu Yang snorted.
"It's not my apple, but the second brother bought it"
"..."
"But I peeled it. I haven't peeled the apples yet. Look, the ones in the trash can are all defective products I just practiced."
Yu Yang turned his head and looked at the trash can next to him, and there were indeed several apples gnawed by dogs lying in it. He felt complacent, but he didn't show it, and said with a cold face: "What's the use of the first time? Who knows who will give it to the last time?" ?”
Gu Yan quickly raised a hand, "I swear to the lamp that I will never peel apples for others again. If I break my vow, I will become a bastard in my next life."
Yu Yang looked a little smiling now, and snorted coldly: "Let me know that you peel apples for others, before you become a bastard, I will beat you into a pig's head first."
"Yes, yes, it's okay to fight now, just don't ignore me"
"I'm beating you now, what if the school finds out that it's a fight and hurts you?"
"Are you still angry about this?" Gu Yan sighed: "That person Pei Nan deserves a beating, but it's worthless for us to pay for his studies. If you still want to beat him after graduation, I promise you Pass the sack and knock him off!"
Yu Yang was amused by Gu Yan, and Gu Yan saw that he was smiling, so he quickly hit him with a stick, squeezed his ass on the half of the chair he was sitting on, and put his arm around this awkward guy's shoulders. Like coaxing.
When Xiao Juncheng and the others came back in the evening, they found that the two brothers were lying on Gu Yan's bed with their shoulders crossed, talking and laughing while watching online variety shows on their mobile phones. With a sigh of relief, the two young masters finally reconciled, and they no longer need to be homeless.
Meng Shikai made fun of the two of them even more, and was slapped by Yu Yang with a pillow.
When going to bed at night, Yu Yang acted like a fool and refused to go back to his bed, and was scorned and ridiculed by several other people, but Gu Yan didn't dare, besides, he really missed him, and put him in his arms without saying a word Hug, Yu Yang smiled triumphantly and gave those people a middle finger.
After the lights were turned off, no one slept. The two reconciled, and everyone was very happy.
Meng Shikai asked Gu Yan cautiously: "Little Wuer, what is the meaning of that Pei Nan now?"
Gu Yan: "I was chasing after me a while ago, but then I pissed me off. It seems that I was too nice to Yang, and he said he was jealous."
Yu Yang: "Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Let's take a selfie on the bed." As he said that, he was about to touch his phone, but Gu Yan slapped him hard, "Don't make trouble!"
Meng Shikai: "Yu Xiaoyang, can you stop being a monster? That Pei Nan is interested in Gu Yan now. If you stimulate him at this time, what if he has a fit and does something out of the ordinary?"
Xiao Juncheng also agreed with Meng Shikai's statement: "Second brother is right, I heard that Pei Nan still has some background, be careful of his dirty tricks."
Yu Yang snorted coldly: "Master, am I afraid of him?? The imperial capital is my territory. If I can still be beaten to death by him here, I don't need to lose face!"
Xiao Juncheng: "It's impossible to be killed by him, but it can add trouble to you. You see, those people in the magic capital of our college and even the students in the south are all around him. You are among the people in the north of our imperial capital. It is very important, if the two of you fight, it is very likely that the two groups will fight each other in the end."
Gu Yan also meant the same thing, squeezed Yu Yang's hand under the quilt, and said: "Listen to what the elder brother and the second elder brother said, I don't want you to confront each other, and if you get into trouble, the school will be difficult to deal with. The key is that it's not worth it." , it's no big deal"
Wang Lei and Lu Wei also advised a few words. Everyone felt that Pei Nan was not easy to mess with, and Yu Yang was a young master with a temper that could easily be touched by fire. If the two of them got into a fight, they would definitely be in big trouble.
"Hum..." Yu Yang snorted heavily, although he was not convinced, he couldn't go against the brothers who were good for him.
"Okay, okay, give us face and let that kid go." Gu Yan struck while the iron was hot.
Yu Yang threw the quilt over his head and shouted unwillingly inside: "Got it! You are so annoying! I'm asleep"
Several people couldn't help laughing, this little guy really looks like a child.
"Okay, well, sleep, I have to go to class tomorrow." Xiao Juncheng finished the task and announced the end of the meeting.
Gu Yan tugged at the quilt covering Yu Yang's head, but didn't pull it off, and got in after thinking about it.
He lightly poked his waist with his fingers under the quilt, and whispered in a breathy voice: "Are you still angry?"
"No"
"What's the matter?"
Yu Yang turned over and lay on his side facing Gu Yan: "I hate him!"
"Hate Pei Nan?"
"kindness"
"Then what do you want?"
Yu Yang thought for a while, and whispered awkwardly: "Gu Yan, I know that I have no chance to be your boyfriend. I have no good qualities, but I have self-knowledge, but I hate Pei Nan. Promise me that you won't want him to be your boyfriend." How is your boyfriend?"
Gu Yan was taken aback by what he said, and Yu Yang saw that he was silent: "You don't agree? Do you like him?"
"No, no," Gu Yan quickly denied, "I don't like him."
Yu Yang grabbed Gu Yan's hand, "Then you promise me?"
"Promise! I promise you, I won't date Pei Nan!" It was impossible to be with Pei Nan in the first place, Gu Yan promised without any pressure.
"YES!" Yu Yang hugged Gu Yan excitedly, if the bed was not too small, he would have rolled around on the bed twice.
Gu Yan was amused by his appearance and laughed: "Shhhhh! Don't disturb them to sleep, you have to promise me, don't mess with him."
"If he doesn't mess with me, I won't mess with him. If he wants to mess with me, I have to defend myself!"
"The deal!"
"Hey! That..."
"If you have any other requirements, hurry up and don't whine about it."
"Let me touch it." Yu Yang leaned into Gu Yan's ear and said quickly
"Huh? Touch what?"
"Waist and waist" Yu Yang felt his face was burning
Gu Yan blacked out, looking at Yu Yang who was still covering his face in bed, very speechless.
After thinking about it, Gu Yan also turned over and lay on his side to face Yu Yang, then took his hand and put it on his lower back, "Touch it yourself, just this time, next time you will be charged."
Yu Yang was so excited that he finally found it. He gently groped for the two depressions on his waist, like a treasure hunt, rubbed them gently, and traced their beautiful outlines. Gu Yan felt as if he wanted to be massaged. Yes, I don't feel disgusted at all, but I am getting more and more sleepy.
When Yu Yang couldn't put it down and touched Zhengshuang, Gu Yan, who thought he had fallen asleep after hearing no movement for a long time, muttered: "Your little brother seems to have woken up. If you want to make trouble, go back to your bed or go to the bathroom, thank you."
Embarrassed, Yu Yang pulled his hand back and bowed into a prawn. After thinking about it, he sat up, jumped out of bed and fled to the bathroom.
Gu Yan smiled, and before he came out, he couldn't resist the turbulent sleepiness and fell asleep.
Yu Yang is the first good friend Gu Yan made in this world. He has the sunny and cheerful personality that he likes the most. He usually likes to cling to him and treats him sincerely.
Gu Yan is very used to such a person eating and living with him every day, harmoniously interspersed in his daily necessities of life.
Now people don't pay attention to him, don't look at him straight, Gu Yan feels like he was dumped by his girlfriend, no, he can find another one after being dumped by his girlfriend, Yu Yang dumped him, where is he going Looking for such a sunny, handsome and good Maji who treats him well?
Gu Yan sat on the chair and looked at Yu Yang, who was turning his back to him, and sighed. Now he knew that if this man made a fuss, it would be much more difficult to coax than a woman. Bags, flowers, and sweet words will not work.
Usually in the dormitory, Gu Yan and Yu Yang are the two most chatty. If Yu Yang hadn't gone to other dormitories to fool around, the two of them would have been muttering and laughing in the dormitory. It was also uncomfortable for Juncheng and the others to stay. At first, a few words of persuasion had no effect, so they could only hide as much as they could, and did not come back until the lights were turned off. They only hoped that the two brothers would reconcile soon.
Today Gu Yan couldn't bear it any longer. He went to Lu Wei's drawer and took out a fruit knife. After thinking about it, he went to the balcony. He started peeling apples facing the trash can on the chair.
Gu Yan's movements are clumsy but very serious. He has never done this before. His mother, his sister and all his girlfriends cut it for him. Now he is reduced to cutting it for others, and he is still a man. The more he thinks about it, the worse it is.
While peeling the apple, Gu Yan felt sorry for himself. A few minutes later, an apple that looked like a dog had eaten it came out. After looking at it, he threw it into the trash can without hesitation, and went to get a new one. After 4 apples were piled up in the trash can, Gu Yan finally peeled an apple with a good color and fragrance.
Yu Yang is not having a good time these days. In fact, he doesn't know what he is awkward about. It must be for his own good that Gu Yan stopped him from beating Pei Nan, but he just felt uncomfortable, and he just couldn't hear Gu Yan saying that the bastard bought it The snacks here are delicious, I can't see that bastard and Gu Yan "flirting" in the toilet cubicle.
Gu Yan has been trying his best to show his kindness to him these days, and he wants to be awkward and enjoy it at the same time.
Yu Yang sat on a chair with his back facing Gu Yan and played mobile games with headphones on, but the volume of the headphones was actually turned down very low. He had been secretly watching Gu Yan's every move, listening to him toss behind his back for half an hour, and just couldn't bear it. I couldn't help pretending to turn around to see what he was doing, but Gu Yan was already standing in front of him.
Yu Yang raised his head reflexively, Gu Yan took off his earphones with one hand, took his mobile phone and threw it on the table.
Yu Yang frowned: "What are you doing?"
"This game is so boring, do something else."
"what?"
"Eat apples" Gu Yan took out a hand behind his back, and spread out a peeled apple in his hand.
"..."
"Eat~"
"..."
Gu Yan moved the apple forward again and brought it to Yu Yang's mouth. Yu Yang subconsciously took a bite, and regretted it after biting it down. Cannibalism has a short mouth 〒︿〒
Gu Yan smiled happily, Yu Yang glared at him, chewed the apple in his mouth and swallowed it. He hadn't seen Gu Yan smile at him like this for a long time. The fake smile on his face is so ugly!
"Take another bite, I'll feed you." Gu Yan brought the apple to his mouth.
"Don't think I'll forgive you if I eat an apple from you," Yu Yang snorted.
"It's not my apple, but the second brother bought it"
"..."
"But I peeled it. I haven't peeled the apples yet. Look, the ones in the trash can are all defective products I just practiced."
Yu Yang turned his head and looked at the trash can next to him, and there were indeed several apples gnawed by dogs lying in it. He felt complacent, but he didn't show it, and said with a cold face: "What's the use of the first time? Who knows who will give it to the last time?" ?”
Gu Yan quickly raised a hand, "I swear to the lamp that I will never peel apples for others again. If I break my vow, I will become a bastard in my next life."
Yu Yang looked a little smiling now, and snorted coldly: "Let me know that you peel apples for others, before you become a bastard, I will beat you into a pig's head first."
"Yes, yes, it's okay to fight now, just don't ignore me"
"I'm beating you now, what if the school finds out that it's a fight and hurts you?"
"Are you still angry about this?" Gu Yan sighed: "That person Pei Nan deserves a beating, but it's worthless for us to pay for his studies. If you still want to beat him after graduation, I promise you Pass the sack and knock him off!"
Yu Yang was amused by Gu Yan, and Gu Yan saw that he was smiling, so he quickly hit him with a stick, squeezed his ass on the half of the chair he was sitting on, and put his arm around this awkward guy's shoulders. Like coaxing.
When Xiao Juncheng and the others came back in the evening, they found that the two brothers were lying on Gu Yan's bed with their shoulders crossed, talking and laughing while watching online variety shows on their mobile phones. With a sigh of relief, the two young masters finally reconciled, and they no longer need to be homeless.
Meng Shikai made fun of the two of them even more, and was slapped by Yu Yang with a pillow.
When going to bed at night, Yu Yang acted like a fool and refused to go back to his bed, and was scorned and ridiculed by several other people, but Gu Yan didn't dare, besides, he really missed him, and put him in his arms without saying a word Hug, Yu Yang smiled triumphantly and gave those people a middle finger.
After the lights were turned off, no one slept. The two reconciled, and everyone was very happy.
Meng Shikai asked Gu Yan cautiously: "Little Wuer, what is the meaning of that Pei Nan now?"
Gu Yan: "I was chasing after me a while ago, but then I pissed me off. It seems that I was too nice to Yang, and he said he was jealous."
Yu Yang: "Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Let's take a selfie on the bed." As he said that, he was about to touch his phone, but Gu Yan slapped him hard, "Don't make trouble!"
Meng Shikai: "Yu Xiaoyang, can you stop being a monster? That Pei Nan is interested in Gu Yan now. If you stimulate him at this time, what if he has a fit and does something out of the ordinary?"
Xiao Juncheng also agreed with Meng Shikai's statement: "Second brother is right, I heard that Pei Nan still has some background, be careful of his dirty tricks."
Yu Yang snorted coldly: "Master, am I afraid of him?? The imperial capital is my territory. If I can still be beaten to death by him here, I don't need to lose face!"
Xiao Juncheng: "It's impossible to be killed by him, but it can add trouble to you. You see, those people in the magic capital of our college and even the students in the south are all around him. You are among the people in the north of our imperial capital. It is very important, if the two of you fight, it is very likely that the two groups will fight each other in the end."
Gu Yan also meant the same thing, squeezed Yu Yang's hand under the quilt, and said: "Listen to what the elder brother and the second elder brother said, I don't want you to confront each other, and if you get into trouble, the school will be difficult to deal with. The key is that it's not worth it." , it's no big deal"
Wang Lei and Lu Wei also advised a few words. Everyone felt that Pei Nan was not easy to mess with, and Yu Yang was a young master with a temper that could easily be touched by fire. If the two of them got into a fight, they would definitely be in big trouble.
"Hum..." Yu Yang snorted heavily, although he was not convinced, he couldn't go against the brothers who were good for him.
"Okay, okay, give us face and let that kid go." Gu Yan struck while the iron was hot.
Yu Yang threw the quilt over his head and shouted unwillingly inside: "Got it! You are so annoying! I'm asleep"
Several people couldn't help laughing, this little guy really looks like a child.
"Okay, well, sleep, I have to go to class tomorrow." Xiao Juncheng finished the task and announced the end of the meeting.
Gu Yan tugged at the quilt covering Yu Yang's head, but didn't pull it off, and got in after thinking about it.
He lightly poked his waist with his fingers under the quilt, and whispered in a breathy voice: "Are you still angry?"
"No"
"What's the matter?"
Yu Yang turned over and lay on his side facing Gu Yan: "I hate him!"
"Hate Pei Nan?"
"kindness"
"Then what do you want?"
Yu Yang thought for a while, and whispered awkwardly: "Gu Yan, I know that I have no chance to be your boyfriend. I have no good qualities, but I have self-knowledge, but I hate Pei Nan. Promise me that you won't want him to be your boyfriend." How is your boyfriend?"
Gu Yan was taken aback by what he said, and Yu Yang saw that he was silent: "You don't agree? Do you like him?"
"No, no," Gu Yan quickly denied, "I don't like him."
Yu Yang grabbed Gu Yan's hand, "Then you promise me?"
"Promise! I promise you, I won't date Pei Nan!" It was impossible to be with Pei Nan in the first place, Gu Yan promised without any pressure.
"YES!" Yu Yang hugged Gu Yan excitedly, if the bed was not too small, he would have rolled around on the bed twice.
Gu Yan was amused by his appearance and laughed: "Shhhhh! Don't disturb them to sleep, you have to promise me, don't mess with him."
"If he doesn't mess with me, I won't mess with him. If he wants to mess with me, I have to defend myself!"
"The deal!"
"Hey! That..."
"If you have any other requirements, hurry up and don't whine about it."
"Let me touch it." Yu Yang leaned into Gu Yan's ear and said quickly
"Huh? Touch what?"
"Waist and waist" Yu Yang felt his face was burning
Gu Yan blacked out, looking at Yu Yang who was still covering his face in bed, very speechless.
After thinking about it, Gu Yan also turned over and lay on his side to face Yu Yang, then took his hand and put it on his lower back, "Touch it yourself, just this time, next time you will be charged."
Yu Yang was so excited that he finally found it. He gently groped for the two depressions on his waist, like a treasure hunt, rubbed them gently, and traced their beautiful outlines. Gu Yan felt as if he wanted to be massaged. Yes, I don't feel disgusted at all, but I am getting more and more sleepy.
When Yu Yang couldn't put it down and touched Zhengshuang, Gu Yan, who thought he had fallen asleep after hearing no movement for a long time, muttered: "Your little brother seems to have woken up. If you want to make trouble, go back to your bed or go to the bathroom, thank you."
Embarrassed, Yu Yang pulled his hand back and bowed into a prawn. After thinking about it, he sat up, jumped out of bed and fled to the bathroom.
Gu Yan smiled, and before he came out, he couldn't resist the turbulent sleepiness and fell asleep.
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