There are no women in this world

In a blink of an eye, the winter vacation was over, and Gu Yan boarded the train back to school again. This time, he dragged two big boxes back, one of which was the L city specialty that Gu Xiaopa insisted on bringing him, as well as some of his favorite foods.

Fortunately, Yu Yang and Xiao Juncheng picked him up at the imperial capital station.

As soon as Yu Yang saw Gu Yan, he hugged him excitedly. The embarrassing Gu Yan told him to put it down quickly. Yu Yang doesn't want face, he wants face, this station is full of people...

On the way back to school, Yu Yang chattered non-stop, excitedly, Gu Yan was also happy to see them, and followed him silly.

He came back early, Meng Shikai, Wang Lei and Lu Wei will arrive tomorrow.The dormitory has been ventilated by Xiao Juncheng and Yu Yang, and the quilt was also taken to the balcony to dry for a day. Gu Yan stretched out his hand and patted it, it was soft and comfortable, and praised the two of them.

Xiao Juncheng smiled: "Xiao Wu'er has paid too many New Year's greetings recently, this mouth is too sweet, no matter how much you praise me, I can't help but give you red envelopes."

Gu Yanle: "Isn't it? When I went to my relative's house during the Chinese New Year, I used this mouth to 'cheat money'."

Yu Yang jumped over: "Hey hey hey! Do you know? During the winter vacation, I was in the limelight, and my buddies were all envious of me."

Gu Yan asked curiously while arranging her luggage: "What did you do?"

"I showed them various selfies of the two of us. They said that I saved the Milky Way in my previous life so that I could sleep head to head with the school girl, hahaha!"

Seeing his ecstatic look, Gu Yan couldn't help but hit him: "I thought you had successfully performed the boulder breaking in the chest."

Yu Yang: "How can a broken boulder be as wonderful as sleeping school grass"

Gu Yan: "Get out!"

Xiao Juncheng: "Don't tell me, I'm the same. Some of my classmates saw our photo together, and they were already envious. There is another one that is better. I want your contact information."

After Xiao Juncheng finished speaking, he looked at Gu Yan tentatively. Gu Yan hadn't done anything yet, so Yu Yang jumped up first: "Boss, how dare you?! My buddies promised me a 10-day trip to Europe, but I didn't agree!!"

"No, no, how can I do such a substandard thing, and even if I give it, I have to ask Xiao Wu's opinion first." Xiao Juncheng quickly waved his hand to deny it.

Gu Yan laughed and said, "No! Let your buddies and classmates continue to envy you."

After dinner, Yu Yang sneakily took out a USB flash drive from the drawer, and then asked Gu Yan and Xiao Juncheng to stop the game in their hands.

"Stop playing games, you two, come over here and show you something good"

Seeing Yu Yang's mysterious look, Gu Yan and Xiao Juncheng stopped the game curiously and went to him.

"Have you all seen that?" Yu Yang asked in a low voice.

Gu Yan saw that he was holding a USB flash drive in his hand, and he looked like a ghost, so he immediately understood what he was talking about. To be honest, he watched A movies a lot, and he was really only looking for the original owner’s computer for G movies. I have seen those two shots.

Xiao Juncheng made a "tss" and said, "What did you think you were going to show us? You said you wanted to see it a long time ago. I have 2 Gs in stock at home."

Gu Yan: "..." Brother's side job is selling movies?

Yu Yang was also shocked, "You are not afraid of masturbating too much and exhausting yourself."

Xiao Juncheng looked at him with contempt: "The little brat doesn't understand anything"

Yu Yang asked Gu Yan unconvinced: "Xiao Wuer, do you often watch it too?"

"Eh..." Gu Yan said truthfully, "I saw it once..."

Yu Yang was surprised again: "You are too pure, I have to take you to eat meat."

Xiao Juncheng laughed and told him not to pretend to be a veteran. Yu Yang glared at him and said, "What do you know? This is the latest work my buddy brought back from the island country during the winter vacation. The male U in it is Xiao Mu Fanglang."

"Oh?" Xiao Juncheng's eyes lit up immediately with interest, and he urged, "Hurry up, hurry up, I like Xiao Mu Fanglang the most, I have all his previous movies, hehehehehe"

Gu Yan looked at Xiao Juncheng, who instantly turned an upright youth into a wretched hooligan, a little speechless. He was a little restless, and let him, a straight man, watch G movies, and he could imagine how difficult the next time would be.

Seeing that Gu Yan didn't speak, Yu Yang asked him while typing on the computer: "Xiao Wuer, do you know little Mu Fanglang?"

"Cough... I've heard of it." Seeing the excitement of the two of them, Gu Yan knew that this man's status in the world of love action movies should be comparable to that of Teacher Cang in his previous life, so he didn't dare to say that he didn't know him. This is to be laughed to death by men.

"That's why I haven't watched it, my god...you are really strict in your family." Yu Yang called out the movie and sighed.

Gu Yan was a little nervous when he watched the opening title come out. The screen that popped up from the original owner’s computer last time was still vivid in his memory. The appearance of two muscular men rolling together made him a little unbearable. I hope this little Mu Fanglang can be a little less muscular.

After the film officially started, the other two were silent and focused on the big screen. On the screen, there was a handsome boy wearing a bathrobe on the tatami mat and arranging the tea set. Gu Yan was relieved when he saw it. On the screen, the boy was still Delicate, with slender bones, fair skin, and soft temperament, although the facial features are not so delicate, but every move, frown and smile is a bit gentle.

Gu Yan felt that at least he didn't have to worry about vomiting, so he breathed a sigh of relief and watched it. The film was indeed bought by Yu Yang's buddies after a lot of effort. The plot is rich and the actors are also good-looking. The other male U looks Not bad, after taking off his clothes, his 8-pack abs are still there, his face is handsome and his legs are long, and he is harmonious with that little Mu Fanglang.

Gu Yan forced himself to ignore Xiao Mu Fanglang's masculine characteristics and think of him as a woman, but his eyes couldn't make a mosaic on his own, it was impossible to do so, so he had to bite the bullet and read on. When he saw half of it, Gu Yan was almost scared Jumping up, it wasn't that the romance movie turned into a horror movie, but that he found himself reacting.

The two people sitting next to him were already blushing and short of breath. They were staring at the screen, so naturally no one noticed his strangeness.

Gu Yan's heart was overwhelmed, paralyzed, I'm really bent! ! !

Gu Yan didn't know whether it was because the film was shot so well, or because the actor was good-looking, anyway, his little brother was so energetic now that he had to hug a pillow to block it, Yu Yang looked at Gu Yan who was hugging the pillow, She smiled at him knowingly.

I couldn't help but look at the screen again. At this time, the film was playing to a "wonderful" part, and Gu Yan was immediately brought into the role of the little Mu Fanglang. I was confused for a while, and suddenly woke up, jumping in my heart. Cursing at himself, "Even if you are fucking in the play, you are also the one above! Gu Yan, are you crazy ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"

In the end, Gu Yan finished watching the film very tangled, and before the end of the film, he also found a reason for himself. It must be that the little Mu Fanglang looks more like him, so he will take the wrong role, eh!That's it!

After reading it, Xiao Juncheng and Yu Yang were still discussing there, and Yu Yang said to Xiao Juncheng, "how is it? Compared with your inventory"

Xiao Juncheng chuckled: "As expected of the original version, the clarity is just different."

Yu Yang proudly said: "That's right! Of course what I brought is a good thing, you know the goods." Then he looked at Gu Yan and bent him with an elbow: "Hey, Xiao Wuer, you were so calm just now, but I saw you Hug the pillow, there is nothing to stop, we are all brothers, can we still laugh at you?"

Xiao Juncheng also teased him: "If you don't respond, we will laugh at you."

Yu Yang laughed loudly: "I'm not making fun of him, then I have to drag him to the hospital to see the andrology department."

Gu Yan was already quite disturbed in his heart, and he got a little annoyed when he was teased by the two: "You only want to read andrology!" After speaking, he climbed the ladder and got into bed.

Xiao Juncheng and Yu Yang looked at each other, thinking that this person was shy, and didn't take it seriously, they went to the bathroom to take a bath one after another, but the two of them took a long time to take a bath this time, Gu Yan could figure it out with a strand of hair What are the two of you doing in there?

Finally, when Gu Yan went in, I don’t know if it was a psychological factor. He could still smell a special masculine smell in the bathroom that hadn’t dissipated. Originally, he wanted to bear it back, but the one who was stimulated also solved it once in the shower. When I came out, two words kept circling in my mind, that is "accept fate".

Distraught and fell asleep, several other people came back the next day, the dormitory resumed its original excitement, and several people exchanged the special products brought by home. At this time, Gu Yan was more grateful for insisting on letting him Papa Gu who brought special products back, otherwise it would be embarrassing for him not to bring them.

Several people gathered together for the first time in the new semester, had a lively meal in the small frying area of ​​the cafeteria, and started their university life again.