There are no women in this world

On this day, a big event happened in University C. Several fire trucks and police cars gathered downstairs in a dormitory. Gu Yan was in English class at the time, and could faintly hear the sound of fire truck sirens.

By the time class was over, news had spread in the class’s WeChat group. It turned out that No. 7 dormitory building was on fire. Looking at the photo, there was thick smoke billowing from a window on the 4th floor, and you could still see the burning flames inside. , The fire truck below is working hard to spray water to put out the fire.

After a while, there was news even on Weibo, and it became trending. Many people said that a student fell from a window and died. Gu Yan looked at this hot news in surprise, and hurriedly chatted with other students. The other students were also terrified when they asked for confirmation. Those who knew the students who were there hurriedly went to ask them too.

After class in the afternoon, the official news from the school came out. It is true that a person fell from the window, but the person is still being rescued, and the death has not been confirmed. Everyone is sweating for this classmate, hoping that he can fine.

During dinner, Gu Yan felt that everyone in the cafeteria was talking about this matter. Halfway through the meal, he suddenly received a WeChat message from senior Zhou Shunyu. An urgent meeting was held half an hour later. Gu Yan guessed that it must be related to the fire incident. , Not daring to delay, quickly stuffed a few mouthfuls of food into his mouth, and ran to the assembled classroom.

When Gu Yan arrived, Zhou Shunyu and others had just arrived.

Wu Yudong said to them with a serious face: "I believe everyone knows what happened in this meeting. Let me make a long story short. I just came back from the student union of the school. Today, the No. 7 dormitory building caught fire. At present, it is preliminarily determined that it was caused by a short circuit caused by the use of illegal electrical appliances. We almost lost an alumnus in this fire, and the school’s fire safety was not in place and we were pushed to the forefront.”

Wu Yudong sighed heavily and continued: "Just now our school's life department was severely criticized by the chairman of the student union, saying that we usually check for illegal electrical appliances too much. What they said is indeed true. It’s not good either, the current school life department is taking the lead in carrying out a blanket search to find dorms, our task will be very heavy and urgent.”

Gu Yan nodded seriously. This matter is indeed serious, and what Wu Yudong said just now is correct. They usually check the illegal electrical appliances too much. If they don’t check carefully, they won’t say anything. Sorry to confiscate.

Wu Yudong began to assign tasks: "The bedroom inspection task will start suddenly tonight, and there will be no prior notice. In order to avoid acquaintances pleading, each school is not allowed to check its own school. Our department and the Department of Business Administration work together. The task is on the 13th. And in the dormitory building No. 14, if illegal electrical appliances are found, they will be directly registered and confiscated, and other punishments will be determined by each college, understand?"

"Understood!" Several people answered in unison

"And" Wu Yudong continued to explain: "This time it's not in our own department, everyone should pay attention to politeness, if some students react violently, just register their names, and finally let their college handle it, we don't want to conflict without authorization, you know?"

"understood"

"Okay, let's go, let's go now!"

Gu Yan followed them and went straight to the entrance of the dormitory No. 13. She couldn't help feeling thankful that she was wearing running shoes for running convenience, otherwise her legs would be crippled after walking down the two floors.

Waited for a few minutes downstairs in the dormitory No. 13 to meet with the life department of the management department. The management department is not big, and there are 4 members of the life department. When I saw the school girl Gu Yan, my eyes lit up, but I don’t think about these things now. At that time, I greeted each other politely and introduced each other before entering the dormitory building. I first registered at the registration office of the dormitory management and then started the assault from the first floor.

At this point, it happened to be after dinner time, so there were people in almost every dormitory. The first floor of No. 13 dormitory building was occupied by the Department of Civil Engineering. Obviously everyone knew about the fire in the 7th dormitory building. The school life department came to check the dormitory with Shang Fang's sword. It is found that almost every two dormitories can detect an illegal electrical appliance, not an electric cooker, but a rice cooker that heats up quickly, and there are high-power electric heaters, all kinds.

The good thing is that the students still cooperated. Although a few people were a little unhappy that their things were found out, they didn't dare to say anything.

Wu Yudong led a group of them to check the two floors in a mighty manner, with a serious and polite attitude, which made Gu Yan have to give a thumbs up.

Only gradually, the news of the school life department's surprise dormitory inspection has slowly spread. After reaching the third floor, Gu Yan has already discovered that the dormitories have become tidier and cleaner, and it is more difficult to find illegal electrical appliances.Some places are not easy to turn, and students can only open it by themselves, so the time efficiency is greatly reduced.

But the most troublesome thing for Gu Yan is still behind. As soon as he went up to the 4th floor, he felt that the atmosphere was not right. When they were on the 123rd floor, others saw them and walked away. When they reached the 4th floor, someone dared to rush in the corridor. He whistles?

Next to each window sill in the corridor, there are twos and threes leaning there chatting or fighting, this is simply not the same space as the one below, Gu Yan thought.

"Damn! We are really unlucky too." The person who spoke was the head of the Life Department of the Management Department, "The 13th and 4th floors of the 5 dormitory building should all be freshmen from the Physical Education College."

Everyone heard that a group of mud horses were running around in their hearts, especially Gu Yan. He really avoided this group of students in the sports school who were always causing trouble. Even Fang Dawu, who had eaten once, came to him later, he would I don't like it very much, it's Xiao Juncheng's face anyway, the worst thing is that he doesn't go to that gym.

But usually it is normal, and in this situation now, you have to go in even if you are brave. When you knocked on the door of the first dormitory, Gu Yan pretended to be calm and walked in, but you almost got smoked out as soon as you walked in. I really regret not bringing a bag. Masks here!

Many male dormitories have peculiar smells. After checking so many dormitories, Gu Yan felt a little numb, but the smell of the sports student’s dormitory really refreshed Gu Yan’s bottom line, such as the smell of smelly socks, smelly shoes, and the smell of sweat after exercising. There was also the smell of uncleaned takeout, which made him want to quit.

Although this dormitory also has 6 beds, there are eight or nine people. It is obvious that there are people from other dormitories playing here. No. 13 dormitory building is not a pattern of bed and desk. The beds are all on one side and the table is on the other. The rooms are not small, so it doesn't look cramped. The three beds in this dormitory are pushed together, and there are playing cards on them. It seems that before knocking on the door, these people gathered to play cards.

Gu Yan is the kind of person who will be seen at a glance when thrown into the crowd, so as soon as Gu Yan entered, he was seen by a few boys inside, and after a moment of stupefaction, his eyes lit up like a wolf, and he booed , Onlookers onlookers.

"Hey! Isn't this the school grass? You came to check the dormitory?" A big man with a bit of a sloppy face stood up and stared at Gu Yan and said.

Gu Yan twitched the corner of his mouth slightly, showing a decent smile and said: "The school life department organizes an investigation of illegal electrical appliances, please cooperate with the students, I am sorry to disturb you"

"Don't bother, don't bother, usually we can't invite you," the big man laughed.

"The school grass is worthy of being a school grass, and the voice is also very nice." Another person also said.

Gu Yan frowned slightly, and then Wu Yudong said seriously: "Then please open the cabinets, we have to check them one by one."

Several boys in the gymnasium were a little upset when they heard the voice of this order, and some wanted to have an attack but held back.

Gu Yan heard someone whisper from behind: "Fuck! Forget it, let's save face for the school grass"

Gu Yan and a few people checked it quickly, and found that the sanitary conditions were worrying, but there were no illegal electrical appliances. During the inspection, the students from the sports institute couldn't help teasing Gu Yan a few words, but there was nothing out of the ordinary. Gu Yan answered when he could answer, and smiled when he didn't want to answer, but the eyes staring at Gu Yan naked were much bolder than those of other academies, which made him a little uncomfortable.

In this way, I checked a few more dormitories, but still didn't find any illegal electrical appliances. Wu Yudong and the others were surprised. The students in this sports institute are so good-looking?Where is everything hidden?

Nothing was found, but the inspection speed was getting slower and slower. Now the students in the physical education building in this building know that the school grass has come to check the dormitory in person. Many people are bold, and they are waiting there excitedly. Molested, even when Gu Yan was walking in the corridor, there was a bold person who deliberately pushed someone on Gu Yan, and then a group of people whistled and laughed.

Gu Yan couldn't help being angry, and kept saying in his heart, "They are full of energy and have nowhere to vent their limbs and brains, so I'll fuck you!" When he finally couldn't help but get angry, the door of the opposite bedroom slammed When someone opened it, a boy in gray sportswear stood at the door, coldly glanced at the people across the corridor, and those people immediately stopped laughing.

The man at the door came out with a cold face and yelled in the corridor: "You're too fucking free, right? Do you want to go 10 kilometers?"

The corridor was instantly quiet, and those who watched the excitement and chatted all went back to their respective homes.

Gu Yan, Wu Yudong and the others stared blankly: "..." What is this person's background?So awesome! ! ! !

The awesome classmate took a look at them, entered the dormitory, and said without looking back, "Come in."

Wu Yudong hurriedly led a few people in. After entering the dormitory, he thanked him first. The man snorted and said nothing, and sat on a chair to polish his sneakers.

Gu Yan didn't speak, at this moment someone patted Gu Yan on the shoulder, Gu Yan turned around and saw that it was Fang Dawu!

"Fang Dawu?"

"Hey, it's me, brother Wu, Xiao Yanyan, why didn't you tell brother when you came here?"

Gu Yan automatically ignored his address and said with a smile: "I also temporarily received the task of checking the dormitory, and besides, I don't know where you live."

"We two brothers are destined! Let me introduce you, the one who just went out to rescue you is my classmate, named Li Qingze"

It turned out that he was that Li Qingze. Gu Yan sized him up. He was really handsome, and there was a hint of arrogance on his body. Gu Yan knew this kind of person in his previous life. He recalled that Fang Dawu said that he was in the army. After staying for more than a year, I have vaguely guessed something.

At this time, Gu Yan couldn't help but speak, and quickly stepped forward and stretched out a hand: "Hello, my name is Gu Yan, thank you for helping out just now."

Li Qingze glanced at Gu Yan, still expressionless, still holding the shoe-shine cloth in one hand and the shoe in the other, and said, "You're welcome, it's easy to do," but he didn't intend to shake hands with Gu Yan.

Gu Yan didn't care, she put down her hands calmly, smiled and said, "I still have to say thank you anyway."

"Ahem..." Fang Dawu seemed a little embarrassed, and quickly came to the rescue and said, "We will send a group message to our students in a while, and ask them to be honest and cooperate with you in the inspection, don't be afraid."

With Fang Dawu's words, Wu Yudong and the others breathed a sigh of relief, otherwise they would not have been able to finish the No. 13 dormitory building before turning off the lights.

Gu Yan asked curiously: "Brother Wu, where do you physical school students like to put illegal electrical appliances? We can't find them anyway."

Fang Dawu looked at Gu Yan's curious baby, and couldn't help laughing: "If you are here to check for illegal electrical appliances, then I advise you to just walk around, and you will definitely not be able to find out! Our sports institute has militarized management. Discovering this thing can make the director die." Fang Dawu bared his teeth and made a death expression.

So it turned out that Gu Yan and the others looked at each other, it was easy, if they didn't have the best, it is estimated that if they had, they would be perfectly hidden, even the dogs couldn't find them.

After saying goodbye to Fang Dawu, a few people went out to continue to check the bed. Sure enough, it was different after being greeted by others. Although they were still stared at, and there were a few cheap talkers, they could still deal with it. That's right, the most important thing is that several people already know that there are no illegal electrical appliances here, so there is no waste of time at all.

In this way, he finally finished the task before turning off the lights, and Gu Yan crawled back to his dormitory like a tired dog.