There are no women in this world

Today the Li family is going to hold a full moon wine, but it's a pity that it's hard to find one.

Such a good thing, which of those wealthy families doesn't want to be happy?Those who snatched the post were thinking about preparing more full moon gifts, so that they could have the cheek to ask for a few more red-skinned wedding eggs, and take them home for the most promising children and grandchildren. The Asians came home to carry on the family line.

Before dawn, Li Shanlan quietly got up and got out of bed, seeing that Gu Yan next to her was still sleeping soundly, she left the bedroom in peace.

Li Shanhong, the uncle of the Li family, and Li Shanqing, the second master, have also got up. The three brothers bathe and change their clothes respectively, and prepare to open the ancestral hall to burn incense and worship their ancestors.

Although Li Shanhong and Li Shanqing's faces were still serious, they couldn't hold back their joy. Seeing their promising third brother dressed properly, the corners of their mouths turned up rarely.

After the three brothers knelt in front of the memorial tablet and solemnly kowtowed three times to their ancestors, Li Shanlan and Gu Yan's child Li Ningyi officially entered the Li family tree.

There will be a lot of guests today, Li Shanlan thought about going to see the child before going to work, but she didn't expect that Gu Yan was already watching sleepily in the nursery.

Gu Yan yawned and asked Li Shanlan with tears in his eyes: "Are you finished worshiping?"

"Well, why don't you sleep more? There are so many people guarding here." Li Shanlan asked softly.

"You and Li Xiaopang are both awake, how can I have the nerve to sleep?"

"It's Ningning," Li Shanlan corrected.

"Well, Fat Ning woke up"

Li Shanlan said with a helpless smile: "You have to be called by a nickname for more than ten years, so be careful not to change it in the future."

Assistant Ling next to him also nodded anxiously: "How can such a juicy little Asian in our family get fat?"

"Not fat yet?" Gu Yan looked at the two little arms that looked like lotus joints in the crib, "I'm almost fat like a pig."

"Don't talk nonsense." Gu Yan's dad gave him a sharp look, "You were fatter than Ningning when you were young, and we didn't dislike you back then!"

"Impossible" Gu Yan refused to accept, "I have been handsome since I was a child!"

"Don't be dissatisfied." Gu Xiaopa snorted, "Next time I come to your place, I'll bring all of our family's photo albums. Can you see if Ning Ning is the same as you at that time? Ah... no, thinner than you"

Gu Yan: "..."

Li Shanlan smiled and pulled the helpless Gu Yan out of the nursery to have breakfast.

Gu Yan pouted unhappily: "Do you think my little dad has become partial? With a grandson, he doesn't even want a son."

"Don't be jealous" Li Shanlan comforted with a smile, "I prefer you"

"Of course." Gu Yan snorted, "In the future, when you are old, I will take you for a walk in a wheelchair. Little Fatty won't have time to take care of you at that time."

After breakfast, the guests came to the door one by one. Gu Yan and Li Shanlan split up to receive the guests. One went to the reception hall in front, while Gu Yan went back to the baby room. He still wanted to show the baby to some relatives.

Little Ning Yi had already put on a bright red silk apron and shorts, and each of her two chubby little hands was wearing a gold bracelet. She was awake now, but she didn't look very happy, and was babbling in Papa Gu's arms. .

Seeing his son dressed up so festively, Gu Yan couldn't help being happy, "A little red dot on his forehead can be used for New Year's painting."

Gu Xiaoba hugged and coaxed and said proudly: "Which New Year picture is as beautiful as our family's Ningning? Find it for me."

Gu Yan shook his head with a smile and didn't bother with this spoiled grandson, went back to his room and changed into the clothes he used to treat guests.

After coming back and hugging him for a while, Xiao Ning Yi finally calmed down, and even smiled at him, making Xiao Papa Gu feel relieved and sad at the same time.

Seeing that the little fat man was in good condition, Gu Yan hurriedly hugged him to the activity room of the baby's room, where several relatives of the Li family had been waiting there to drink tea all morning.

"Oh! Where did this little fairy boy come from? It's so pretty!"

"Let me also see my good nephew"

"This kid! He really looks different from those brats in our family"

……

A few people gathered around Li Ningyi and boasted wildly. Gu Yan saw that the little fat man was not only not afraid of life but also had curious eyes rolling around, so he gave up his seat with confidence.

"It's so interesting, it's so similar to Gu Yan's facial features, but his eyes are the same as the third brother's."

"Viviparous birth is miraculous here, and you can inherit the genes of the previous generation,"

Gu Yan couldn't help laughing when he heard it beside him, thinking to himself that this little fat man is indeed very tall, Li Shanlan's face is very ordinary, only a pair of eyes are very beautiful, but he only has the same eyes as Li Shanlan, and everything else is random. own.

When he grows up, he might be even more handsome than him!

"I don't know which family's brat will be lucky in the future." Li Shanlan's third uncle snorted suddenly.

"I don't know who will have this blessing in the end, but there are quite a few people who made up their minds. Since the news of our little Ning Yi's birth was announced, the threshold of our family has been stepped on."

"Who isn't? Why can't you offend me? Treat me with good tea and dinner every day."

"..."

Gu Yan saw that they were chatting lively and the child didn't have any abnormal emotions, so he planned to go out for a while. Since Ning Yi was born, he couldn't stand the noise the most.

When his identity was exposed last year, the association released dozens of people to Li's family. Now that Ning Yi was born, the association released dozens more according to the regulations. So many people wandered in front of Gu Yan every day, which made him upset.

Gu Yan asked the executives and the association to discuss, and asked them to take back some people on the grounds that there were not enough rooms in the Li family.

According to Gu Yan's own opinion, except for a few full-time nannies and doctors, it is enough for other personnel to share with him.

Unexpectedly, the association sent back the senior executives in a strange manner, saying: "Li's house doesn't have enough rooms, we have them! The real estate we opened for Gu Yan won't be able to accommodate so many people, or let your third master take it with you!" You go there together?"

The senior executives almost turned their backs on the spot, and after filing a complaint with Li Shanlan, they got an order, and rushed people to look at the land. The Li family didn't dare to promise anything else, but the money was going to be moldy in the bank. How can you allow others to be so "humiliated".

Gu Yan went back to the living room to be lazy for a while, and the senior executives followed him when they saw him coming up.

"Yanyan tired? Do you want to lie on the couch for a while? Let Luo Li call you if there is something else."

"No." Gu Yan shook his head and said with a smile: "The relatives are watching Ning Yi over there, I think they are too noisy"

The executive said with a smile: "Let them be rare for a day, and they will not have this opportunity in the future"

Gu Yan threw a grape into his mouth, chewed and said, "When I first came out, they were still complaining."

"complain?"

"Yeah." Gu Yan spat out the seeds, "It is said that after Ning Yi was born, their family has been full of people, and they have no time to entertain guests every day."

The executive curled his lips fiercely: "Don't listen to them, they are cheap and good-looking! Which one of them doesn't brag about the little Asians of our Li family when they see everyone, and the house is full of guests every day, so they are proud of themselves!"

Gu Yan laughed out loud.

The senior executives looked around and whispered to Gu Yan: "There are two families that don't look good. It's like they have a happy family. They are more high-profile than the people in our main house, and they were scolded by the third master." It takes a meal to be honest”

The Li family had been busy all day until late at night before all the guests were sent away. Two older elders drank too much wine, and at the end they held Li Shanlan's hand and cried and laughed. In the end, it was their younger generation who watched Li Shanlan's face was a little impatient, so he took him away abruptly.

Gu Yan has been waiting for Li Shanlan to stay awake. He just took a few photos of the little fat man, pursing his mouth in joy, grinning and crying, sleeping with his eyes closed and bubbling, and after he repaired his color, he sent them all over Weibo.

Assistant Ling was surprised: "Didn't you say a few days ago that you should keep Ning Ning's appearance a secret so that he can sneak out to play when he grows up?"

"It doesn't matter before the age of three. Who can tell at such a young age?" Gu Yan said nonchalantly, "You see, hundreds of millions of people are blessing and praying for the little fat man today. It's not kind to not give some benefits."

After Gu Yan finished speaking, he scrolled through the comments. As expected, in just two sentences, there were over ten thousand retweets and comments.

"What did I see?? Help!!! [Stunned]"

"Daughter-in-law! Hello! I'm your father-in-law, and I'm a sophomore at XX University in N province [Hug]"

"Ahhhhhhhhhh!! I've been waiting for a month! I knew my daughter-in-law would give me soap flakes on this day [tearful eyes]"

"Look good! The eyes are black [Bixin]

"I'm going to print it out, and I'll stick it on the bedside in a while. From now on, my family won't have to buy New Year pictures every year."

"What should I do if I want to hug [Crazy]"

"I can lick the screen [-] times a day"

"Li Ningyi! Brother is waiting for you to grow up!!!"

Looking at the "good reviews" on the screen, Gu Yan couldn't help but feel a little proud. He now understands the mothers who love to show off their babies in the circle of friends in his previous life. It's really cool to see others praise their children!

This little fat man really didn't embarrass him!

At this time, Li Shanlan, who smelled of alcohol, came in, and Assistant Ling quickly led the people out.

"How is Ning Ning today?" Li Shanlan asked as soon as he came in.

"I've been asleep for a long time, didn't you go to see him just now?"

"I'm afraid I'll smell bad on him"

"Aren't you afraid of fuming me?"

Li Shanlan smiled helplessly, and said while rubbing his forehead: "Little vinegar jar, be careful when the child grows up to be a joke."

"Dare to laugh at his father? Family law to serve" Gu Yan slapped the table.

"What kind of family law does our family have?" Li Shanlan asked amusedly.

Gu Yan raised his eyebrows proudly, "I bought a ruler online today and sent it to your company. It should arrive the day after tomorrow. You can get it back for me when the time comes."

"A ruler?" Li Shanlan asked in surprise, seeing that Gu Yan didn't seem to be lying.

"Ah! It's made of ebony wood, and there are disciple rules engraved on it."

"What are you buying this for?" Li Shanlan couldn't laugh or cry: "You want to beat the child?"

Gu Yan nodded solemnly: "Fuck, I don't agree with corporal punishment of children, but you all spoil him too much, there is no limit to that, so I can only be a bad person, let him know that if he makes a mistake, his ass may bloom!"

"... It's okay to beat a boy, but our Ningning is a subhuman, I think..."

"No need to discuss!" Gu Yan waved his hand: "I went to buy a ruler because I was a subhuman. Look at the people around him. At noon today, Fat Ning pulled a stinky pile. His The nanny said in a daze that Ning Yi's stink smells better than other children's!"

Li Shanlan couldn't stop laughing when he heard that, Gu Yan rolled his eyes at him and continued: "The key point is that Assistant Ling and the others still nodded in agreement with him, it's really unreasonable! It's obviously very smelly! These people call black and white, I don't want to be fierce, Li Ning When Yi grows up, he must become a little devil."

Li Shanlan touched his nose and wanted to talk more, but Gu Yan said quietly, "Think about that Zhao Cheng from before, why did he dare to die?"

Li Shanlan paused, and Gu Yan rolled his eyes: "When he grows up, buy a whip to shake at home, and if he doesn't beat him, he will tremble just watching it."

"I think it's just a ruler." Li Shanlan saw that Gu Yan's words were becoming more and more outrageous, so she hurriedly told him to stop.

Gu Yan smiled in satisfaction: "I even had someone engrave a line on the ruler."

"what?"

"Gift from Daddy Li Shanlan"

"..."

The author has something to say: Ladies and gentlemen, this chapter of this article is the end, I will overhaul it from beginning to end later, and then add more than a dozen daily episodes, but not recently.

Thank you everyone for commenting on the article, you are the motivation for me to write all the time.

Many babies have been asking me why I don’t enter V, it’s because this article is my first article, it’s purely for practice, I want to find the rhythm of writing online articles, I have no experience, and I don’t have enough preparation, so I wrote it No, it’s not considered a work at all, and I dare not enter V to make money... It’s just that I didn’t expect that someone would keep reading what I wrote here, and I’m very moved.

I’m also very sorry to always ask for leave to make changes later. Last month, I suddenly became busy in the third dimension, and my essays didn’t have a detailed outline, so I couldn’t take care of them. I didn’t say anything short, and I wrote in a mess, crying!

Finally, bow to everyone, and come again~~~