There are always people who want to eat my uncle

In the middle of the night, there was a continuous sound of dog barking from the property of the Qi family, disturbing the tranquility of the people.

"Ouch..."

"Xu Ergou!"

"Wang Wang Wang!"

"Xu Ergou, shut up!"

"Meow!"

"..."

After the black dog howled in different ways, it covered its face with its front paws and lay down on the ground with a lifeless expression.

The corner of Xing Luo's mouth curled slightly, and he stepped forward to the guy pretending to be dead on the ground and said, "Second Dog, you must be a dog, why are you barking so strangely, are you in heat?"

When the black dog heard that sentence, he was in heat, and stared at Xing Luo with aggrieved eyes. You are in heat, and your whole family is in heat!

Seeing those aggrieved black eyes, Xing Luo was suddenly taken aback, and he stepped forward to pat the dog's head.

Er Gou obeyed the turmoil in his heart, and rubbed his head against the warm palm. After a while, he heard a deep laughter from above his head, and then froze his figure.

"Good boy, the master understands that you can't accept the fact that you are a dog and you have intermittent seizures, but it's so late, you have to consider other people's rest."

Xing Luo's gentle voice made Xu Ergou a little drowsy. He nodded, expressing that he would try to minimize seizures in the future, when he heard a sentence like a nightmare.

"Second dog, the master has set a rule for you, you can't eat shit!" Xing Luo suppressed his smile, and his face was extraordinarily serious.

"If you eat shit, you're really a dog."

If you eat shit, if you eat shit, eat shit...  

Xu Ergou suddenly jumped up and barked at Xing Luo.You just eat shit, I'm not a dog!

Xing Luo sneered, and Ergou's threatening voice turned into a whimper again.

Hey, why am I a dog, I am obviously not a dog, I should be a human being!

Although Xu Ergou doesn't have the memory of Xu Siwang now, he still remembers that he used to be a human being, and definitely not a dog.

very good!Xu Ergou's intermittent seizures started again!

Xing Luo kicked him, and his face was particularly gloomy, "A good dog should not disturb the owner's sleep, you know?"

Feeling the creepy chill coming from that person, Xu Ergou could only try his best to put his crying heart back into his heart, showing a look of lovelessness on his face.

Early the next morning, the rising sun shone into the house, and the heat made Xu Ergou, who was spread out in a ball, more relaxed and stretched his paws.

Xing Luo couldn't sleep at night, but he didn't feel tired at all.

He opened his eyes, feeling the heat of the sun, and then the breath in his body circulated, his whole body became warm, and exuded a smell of the sun.

Xu Ergou fell into a drowsy sleep and was surrounded by a ball of warmth, and even let out a comfortable groan.

Xing Luo hugged the black dog, but felt a little sad in his heart.

Xu Siwang, you really don't remember anything.

After a while, Xing Luo saw the dust rubbed on his body, and his breath changed, becoming gloomy and cold, which made Xu Ergou shiver.

Early in the morning, every household in this spacious Qi family heard a tragic dog barking, which gradually turned into a whimpering cry.

Woohoo, it's all seen!

Xu Ergou kept whimpering and crying. Because the hair on its body was soaked in water, the whole dog was like a drowned rat. Seeing Xing Luo's exposed eyes, he trembled even more.

This bastard, when it was sleeping well, threw it into the bathtub, how disgusting!

Xing Luo glanced at him, "Wash quickly, it's not cold water, why are you shaking?" After speaking, he stood aside with his fists in his arms, obviously not wanting to help Ergou take a bath.

Bad owner, let the dog take a bath by itself!

Ale, Xu Ergou shook his head, dismissed the idea that he was a dog, and finally picked up the water resignedly. His front paw finally caught some water, but it leaked again halfway.

Hmph, I won't ask this scoundrel for help!

Seeing Xu Ergou's clumsy appearance, Xing Luo could only resign himself to his fate, rolled up his sleeves and stepped forward to soap and rinse Xu Ergou.

Xu Ergou wanted to struggle at first, but when he felt the warmth of the man touching his body, he obeyed his inner desire.

Xu Ergou's hair is quite thick, but a little rough, and he doesn't look like a docile guy.

Xing Luo resigned himself to rubbing the opponent, and when he rubbed his lower abdomen, he stopped.

This dead dog dares to raise the flag!

"Oh, it's the estrus period, how about I help you find a bitch," Xing Luo sneered, his voice extremely gloomy.

Hey, that's not it, it's not because you make people feel so comfortable, that's why it's like this.I'm not looking for a bitch anymore, I'm human!

Xu Ergou, covered in bubbles, kept barking at Xing Luo, "Wow, woof!" With fangs and sharp claws, he looked particularly fierce, feeling his body was wet, and out of dog instinct, he shook his body .

Seeing the soapy water splashed on his body, Xing Luo revealed one eye that flickered like the night, and his long hair on one side covered the other eye, and his whole person was like a devil from hell, exuding a breath of devouring people .

Xu Ergou was frightened by this look, felt his lower body shrivel up, his tail was tucked up, and he let out a pitiful whimper, expressing his admiration.

After a long while, Xing Luo found that the strength in his body was suddenly restrained. He was surprised to find that the changing clothes were its wings, and the butterfly with wet wings, of course, had to wait to die.

If I knew it earlier, I took off my clothes and came to help Ergou take a bath.

He thought he would be beaten and scolded by Xing Luo, but he felt the warm touch on his body. He opened his eyes bravely and saw that the other party was washing it with the shower.

For some reason, Xu Ergou was a little moved by the gentle treatment from the other party.

If this bastard can always treat it so well, it's not impossible to be its master.

Drive Ergou out of the door and let it dry and dry naturally. Xing Luo took off his clothes and pants, sighed, and floated the clothes. He was drying them with spiritual power. The door slammed It opened with a bang from the outside.

"Luo, you bastard, what have you done to my second brother? Did you mistreat him?" Xu Meng rushed in with a ferocious face, and was stunned for a moment when he saw Xing Luo's naked body.

The door was slammed shut, Xing Luo had a headache.

When he put on his clothes and came out, he heard the sound of Ergou scratching the door. When he opened the door suddenly, he saw a black figure jumping over, his feet sank, and he walked out the door with the heavy object without paying attention.

Standing outside was Xu Meng with an unnatural expression and Xu Fei who was puzzled.

The temperature of the sun shone warmly on the human body, Ergou's hair was also dried, and it even felt a trace of body heat.

"Er Gou, add a new rule, if you're wet, don't rub against me, you know?" Xing Luo shook the weight on his feet, and Er Gou stuck to Xing Luo's feet like brown sugar.

"You, were you bathing him just now?" Xu Meng finally asked.

Xing Luo nodded, "Otherwise?"

Xu Meng's face changed, and Xu Feng coughed, "We heard the screams of Er and Er Dog earlier, and thought something happened?"

Xing Luo glanced at them, felt the movement of his feet, he yelled impatiently, "Ergou, what are you doing..."

Xu Ergou was shaking his body, releasing his suffocated desire, sensing the breath of his master, he raised his head and showed a somewhat wretched smile.

"Woooo..." Xu Ergou was kicked far away by Xingluo, hit the wall on one side, and slid down.

"Dead dog!" Xing Luo said this viciously, even treating him like a bitch, revealing a pair of eyes that shone coldly, which was a sign of anger.

The corner of Xu Feng's mouth twitched, while Xu Meng stood in front of Xing Luo, blocking the other's sharp gaze at Er Gou, and said dryly, "He was just driven by the instinct of a beast, please forgive him."

Ah!The instinct of the beast? "It's not impossible for me to forgive him. I heard that pet owners will undergo neutering surgery for the sake of their pets, and get rid of the root cause of the disaster. Presumably, both pets and owners will feel more comfortable," Xing Luo said these words coolly, and then Go forward and prepare to take Xu Ergou out of Qi's house.

"No, no, no!" Xu Meng stammered in response, and Xu Feng also shook his head quickly. They didn't want their second uncle to suffer such a catastrophe. Only men know the pain of men.

"Brother Luo, if the second uncle regains his memory and knows his past, he will definitely be sad, lost and hopeless. You also know that this kind of pain for a man will definitely affect his future life, and he may never be able to do it again. Humane, besides, the second uncle's soul has just merged into the dog's body, and if you act rashly, I'm afraid it will hurt the second uncle's remnant soul," Xu Feng said righteously, but he was actually extremely nervous inside.

Xing Luo stopped in his tracks, looked down at Ergou who was screaming in pain, and finally left silently.

At noon and afternoon that day, Xu Ergou didn't see Xing Luo again. Xu Feng and Xu Meng fed him lunch. Although two strangers treated him so gently, he still felt empty in his heart.

"Woof woof!" Where did the idiot master go?

When Xu Feng and Xu Meng saw Xu Ergou barking at them, they could comfort them at the beginning, or talk to Ergou about the past, but then they turned into indifferent faces.

What a fucking noise!

That iceberg face used to not speak more than a few words a day, but now it is like a mad dog, talking non-stop, but no one understands.

Xu Ergou sat in front of the house where he and Xingluo lived with some frustration, as loyal and firm as a dog waiting for its master to come home.

If it can recover, will it be able to go to the owner, and the owner will not dislike its appearance, and it will not be in heat anymore.

I wish I could become a human!

……

Xing Luo went down the mountain and found that Beicheng was fine, there was no major trouble, except that his shop and Heiba's pawnshop were inexplicably sealed.

Passing by a shop selling rain gear on the road, I paused for a while, and finally walked into the shop, and when I finally came out, I put on a green military raincoat.

Passing by the vegetable market, I felt a little itchy in my palms, and finally turned to the supermarket.

After some shopping, all the money on my body was used up, so I flew back to Songling with a big bag.

There were guards at the gate of Qi's house, and when they saw Xing Luo coming back, they immediately opened the mountain gate and let him in.

In the evening, it was time for dinner.

Xing Luo handed the bag to Wu Wan, Wu Fei and the others. Seeing that Tu Xue and Hou Lin had eaten, he was about to leave, but was stopped by Hei Ba.

"Ah San and the others how are they doing?" Hei Ba had a look of anxiety on his face, he wished he could rush down the mountain now.

Xing Luo patted him on the shoulder, "Don't worry too much, if Qi Ling wants to dominate, it's impossible without supporters, that's why those high-ranking officials were arrested, and the shops were all sealed up, you should stay at Qi's house with peace of mind .”

When Heiba ​​heard that the shop was closed down, he was a little worried about the safety of his younger brothers. After a while, he thought that the younger brothers were all human beings, the masters of the three cunning rabbit caves. Besides, it would be useless to arrest them, so he stopped thinking about going down the mountain.

Hou Lin came up with an apple blushing, "You eat it too."

Xing Luo shook his head, he didn't need to eat to be able to live, he rejected the other party's kindness, and by the way told him not to go down the mountain, and his home was sealed off.

"Why is he so nice to us?" Wu Fei broke off a piece of orange and ate a piece in his mouth, looking suspiciously at the man who was not sitting at the dinner table but was sitting on the big rock beside him.

Wu Wan sighed, "Since he doesn't want to say it, let's not force it."

"Delicious!" Tuxue showed a bright smile after eating the white rabbit toffee.

Hou Lin sat on the side, gnawing on an apple silently, secretly looking at the Xingluo on the stone from time to time.

After eating for a while, Tuxue was surprised to find that there were only a few pieces of toffee, and she was a little disappointed, "As stingy as the master, I won't let others eat enough."

"Master is worried about your tooth decay!" Hou Lin interjected.

Just this part of the conversation touched Wu Fei and Wu Wan's heart. They looked at each other tacitly, ready to step forward to test it.

At this time, the reluctant Ergou was dragged over by the helpless Xu Feng and Xu Meng, who comforted the struggling dog, "Your body is important, this is not Xu's house, when do you want to go?" You can eat anything, be good, Ergou!"

No, I'm going to wait for the master to come back!

Huh!Owner! ! !

Xu Ergou broke free from the shackles of the two, and rushed towards the boulder like a wild horse.

Seeing Xu Ergou wagging his tail, Xing Luo dodged reflexively, rose into the air, and heaved a sigh of relief when he saw that Ergou couldn't reach him.

Hey, do you hate me so much?

Xu Ergou stared sadly at the person in the air, paced non-stop, and finally saw that the person really didn't want to come down, so he sat where he was again, looking abandoned.

The delicious food was already on the table, and everyone, including the disciples of the Qi family, started to move their chopsticks.

"Ergou, good boy, it's time to eat," Xu Feng wanted Xu Ergou to come over for dinner.

Xu Ergou turned a deaf ear, still staring at the man who avoided him in the air with those big wronged eyes.

Seeing this, Xu Meng could only step forward and say to Xing Luo, "Why don't you come down, otherwise it won't eat."

Xing Luo snorted coldly, and said to Ergou on the ground, "If you come here, tomorrow you will become a dog meat bun on the table!"

Xing Luo appeared next to Ergou in a flash, staring gloomyly at the other's paws and wagging tail, until the other's tail twitched and silently entered the cafeteria before his face calmed down a bit.

"Er Gou, don't you have any appetite?" Qi Mengxue put a pot of good bone soup and rice in front of Er Gou, but when he saw the other party smell it, he stopped moving.

Everyone calls me Ergou, but I am not Ergou! ! !

Xu Ergou covered his face, looking at the food in front of him which was obviously for the dog, he felt a sense of humiliation spontaneously, but it couldn't resist the saliva secreted from his mouth.

Seeing that Ergou finally ate, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

At night, Xu Ergou and Xing Luo were far away. Although they were in the same room, they were very silent.

Xu Ergou didn't make any sound that night, as if mourning the lost humanity.

Xing Luo still couldn't sleep, the more peaceful the days, the more invisible crises were hidden, he had an intuition that this kind of peaceful days would not last long.