There are always people who want to eat my uncle

1 May I have your name?

Wu Fei: Wu Fei

Xu Meng: Xu Meng used to be called Xu Meng now

Wu Fei: Why did you change your name?

Xu Meng: I think you should like man a little bit.

Wu Fei: ...Actually, I don't like man, I just want to counterattack.

Xu Meng: Next question!

2 What is the age?

Wu Fei: Well, it seems to be almost 250 years old.

Xu Meng snickered: I'm 65.

Kong Kong: The two of you are taking good care of yourself~

3 gender is?

Wu Fei: Male

Xu Meng: Male, of course male!

Kong Kong can sense the spark of love between the two, which is actually a fierce collision between the two people's rightful positions.

4 What is your personality like?

Wu Fei: People love each other, flowers bloom when they see flowers, yushu is facing the wind, romantic and suave, I am the cutest, and I am also the most beautiful, from the elderly to the children, everyone likes me, why am I so good~ (tone rippling)

Xu Meng: Calm down.

Kongkong: To deal with Wu Fei's convulsions from time to time, it really requires a calm personality.

Wu Fei: Who is convulsed!

Wu Fei, who was blowing his hair, and Xu Meng, who was protecting his shortcomings, pressed the next question in a hurry.

5 The character of the other party?

Wu Fei: boring

Xu Meng: Ming Sao

Kongkong burst out laughing!Wu Fei was furious! ! ! !

After hundreds of rounds of fighting between husband and wife (please don't think wrong), Kong Kong continued to the next question.

6 When did the two meet?Where?

Wu Fei: On the mountain, um, it seems to have been there for decades.

Xu Meng: Yes.

7 The first impression of the other party?

Wu Fei: Another idiot who is bewitched by my young master's beauty!

Xu Meng: Huh?At that time, I was a fool in your eyes?

Wu Fei: First impression~ Although you are my little idiot now~

For some reason, the air suddenly became sticky and greasy, and Kong Kong immediately stopped the two people who were about to stick together.

Xu Meng: Well, the first time I saw Wu Fei, I knew he would be my lover.

Wu Fei: Cough cough cough...Next question

8 What do you like about each other?

Wu Fei: spoil me~

Xu Meng: I like all of them, as long as he doesn't always think about counterattacking.

9 What do you hate about the other party?

Wu Fei: Mensao, sometimes I don't know what he is thinking.

Xu Meng: Cough, I like them all, there is nothing I dislike.

10 Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?

Wu Fei: Well, it still needs to be considered.

Xu Meng: Hey! ! !Am I not good?

Wu Fei: No, I just think I haven't touched a woman yet. (sound suddenly weakens)

Xu Meng: Hehe, touch a woman?

The [-] rounds of the husband-wife war are omitted below. Two hours later, Kong Kong walked in staring at his flushed face and continued the interview.

11 What do you call each other?

Wu Fei: Xu Meng, occasionally calls him big brother.

Kongkong: May I ask when did you call him big brother?

Wu Fei: Ah, isn't it time for Xu Meng to answer?

Xu Meng: Xiao Feifei, Wu Fei, Baby, Little Snake, Xiao Qingqing.

Kongkong: Just ignore my question and answer, so sad.

12 How would you like to be called by the other party?

Wu Fei: Well, everything is fine.

Xu Meng: Call me brother every day.

Wu Fei: Ah, but I am obviously older than you, so you should call me brother.

Xu Meng: Next question.

13 If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?

Wu Fei: Bear.

Xu Meng: Snake, little green snake!

Kong Kong: No wonder Wu Fei was eaten to death, this is the law of the food chain.

14 If you want to send a gift to the other party, would you send it?

Wu Fei: Hehe, give me away~ Xu Meng: All mine are his, as long as he wants, I will get him.

The atmosphere is too sticky, and Kongkong knows that the wattage is too high, and he is out of the way.

15 So what gift would you like for yourself?

Wu Fei: I want to become stronger so that I can protect Xu Meng.

Xu Meng: Xiaofei~

Wu Fei: Big brother~

Kong Kong: Ahem, next question!

16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

Wu Fei: Always bury unhappy things in my heart.

Xu Meng: He is too attractive, I am afraid that he will be hooked away.

Wu Fei: No way!

Xu Meng: Your first time is not mine.

After the naked accusation, the atmosphere of the interview became a bit cold.

17 What is your problem?

Wu Fei: If nothing is wrong, it is my fault.

Xu Meng: I also think there is nothing wrong with me.

18 What is the opponent's problem?

Wu Fei: Everyone said there was nothing wrong with it.

Sweating for a while, the two of them are a little narcissistic, no, not only narcissistic, but also very in love with each other.

19 What kind of things does the other party do to make you unhappy?

Wu Fei: Treat other men and women well

Xu Meng: I don't have it. In my mind, you are the best (turning to Kong Kong) Wu Fei always thinks about counterattack, which I am not happy about.

Kong Kong felt the surrounding temperature drop sharply.

20 What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

Wu Fei: Well, well, I admit, I always think about counterattack, okay?

Xu Meng: I'm also a bit domineering. In fact, if you really want to, it's not impossible.

Wu Fei's eyes burst into golden light, and he winked at Xu Meng, "Tonight!"

Xu Meng covered his face, feeling a little regretful.

21 How far is your relationship?

Wu Fei: What shouldn't have happened also happened.

Xu Meng: Well, we will love each other and stay together.

22 Where did two people first date?

Wu Fei: It seems to be where Xu Meng lived before.

Xu Meng: Yes.

23 What was the atmosphere of the two of them at that time?

Wu Fei: Well, it’s not bad, but I’m a little dissatisfied.

Xu Meng: I didn't satisfy you?

Watching Xu Meng's face turn gloomy, Kong Kong hurriedly ran out of the room.

24 How far has it progressed then?

Wu Fei: That's it.

Xu Meng: Hehe...

25 frequent date spots?

Wu Fei: Well, let’s go to the beach, and occasionally go to the mountains

Xu Meng: Yes

Kong Kong: May I ask Xu Meng, have you ever dated Wu Fei in snake form?

Wu Fei: Do you have this question?

Xu Meng: Pass

26 What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Wu Fei: For us, every day is a birthday, and there is no need to prepare.

Xu Meng: Uh, I also said that I will find a chance this year to confess my love and propose marriage.

Wu Fei: Oh!Well, just today, come and propose!

Queen Wu Fei stood on the sofa, Xu Meng was helpless for a moment, then knelt down on one knee and took out the ring, proposing!Kongkong is so happy to watch, and best wishes to both of them~

27 Which party confessed first?

Wu Fei: Well, it doesn't seem to be me.

Xu Meng: Me.

28 How much do you like each other?

Wu Fei: I like it~

Xu Meng: I like it the most~!

29 So, do you love each other?

Wu Fei: Of course~

Xu Meng: Same as above!

30 What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?

Wu Fei: If you act like a baby to me, I will have nothing to do, but if you suddenly ignore me, I will be disappointed.

Xu Meng: hey

Kong Kong smiled without saying a word, and honestly admitted that he was dirty.

31 If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Wu Fei: Changed your mind?I never thought about it, it should be very sad.

Xu Meng: Xiao Fei, if this kind of thing never happens!

32 Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?

Wu Fei: Ah, if he is still with me and still loves me, he will forgive me naturally. He has already run away, so I forgive you.

Xu Meng: Xiao Fei, this kind of thing will never happen! ! !

33 What should I do if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?

Wu Fei: Well, he never seems to be late.

Xu Meng: Wait.

Kong Kong laughed, it was really concise.

35 The other party's sexy expression?

Wu Fei: It's very sexy when it becomes deep occasionally.

Xu Meng: When you are tempting me, when you are usually playing cheap and cute.

Kong Kong can feel that the surrounding temperature has risen a lot.

36 When two people are together, what makes you feel your heart beat faster?

Wu Fei: When he is gentle, domineering, and sexy, ahhh, I can’t count them~ (Idiot Wu Fei is online!)

Xu Meng: As long as I am with him, I am happy.

38 What do you feel happiest when doing?

Wu Fei: Living a small world with Xu Meng.

Xu Meng: Yes!

39 Ever quarreled?

Wu Fei: Yes.

Xu Meng: I often quarrel, and I still quarrel now.

40 What are the quarrels?

Wu Fei: There are a lot of trifles, and occasionally quarrels when jealous, about the relationship between monsters and humans, there will be quarrels, and disagreements will also be quarreled while watching TV!

Xu Meng: Almost, and when he wanted to fight back, he would also make noise, and the bed would make him uncomfortable, and he would also make noise.

A drop of cold sweat broke out on Kong Kong's forehead.

How to reconcile after 41?

Wu Fei: It seems that they reconciled without knowing it.

Xu Meng: Well, I didn't do anything on purpose, I understood it with just a glance, those are not too important.

42 Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Wu Fei: Well, I don't know when I will die, let's talk about it later.

Xu Meng: No hope.

Wu Fei frowned, but said nothing.

Xu Meng: Because we will continue to be happy until the end of time.

Wu Fei chuckled: Then you have to work hard, I'm a goblin~

Xu Meng: Well, I will work hard!

43 When do you feel loved?

Wu Fei: All the time.

Xu Meng: Every moment.

Kong Kong laughed, and came to abuse the dog again.

44 What is your expression of love?

Wu Fei: Direct expression.

Xu Meng: Love him, protect him.

45 When did you feel "you don't love me anymore"?

Wu Fei: In the past (Wu Fei’s expression was a bit cold)

Xu Meng: I have always loved Xiaofei. I know that I have done many things wrong, but I still love him. Even if I am a burden, I still love him.

Wu Fei: Hey, hey, hey~

46 What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Wu Fei: Well, Dahlia.

Xu Meng: Rose.

47 Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?

Wu Fei: Not really.

Xu Meng: Uh, probably not.

48 Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Wu Fei: What is inferiority complex?

Xu Meng: It used to come from hurting Wu Fei, but it disappeared because I love him.

Kongkong is ashamed, really throwing dog food all the time.

49 Is the relationship between the two open or secret?

Wu Fei: It's public.

Xu Meng: Why hide it?

50 Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Wu Fei: Yes.

Xu Meng: Yes!

Kong Kong hopes that the two of them will be happy forever and love each other forever!Just after saying this sentence, Wu Fei and Xu Meng have already returned home impatiently, especially Wu Fei, who must be able to counterattack tonight.