There are always people who want to eat my uncle

"Are you kidding me?" Liu Xing refused to let go. This bastard turned him into an ice cube, not only took away his first kiss, but also took away his second kiss. After thinking about it, this guy is really amazing Itchy teeth!

"Aren't you doing well now?" Xu Siwang approved the document in front of him, with a deadpan expression on his face.

"Hmph!" Liu Xing swept all those documents on the ground.

"Can you stop being so naive." Xu Siwang pointed his hand to the ground, and all those documents returned to their original positions automatically.

When Liu Xing saw this, he couldn't help but find a way to do it.

When I went out, I saw the secretary making coffee, and asked, "Hello, girl, where is the one who was resting here before?"

Secretary Yan put down the glass, with a puzzled expression on his face, "No one was there before?" Then, as if thinking of something, he said cautiously, "You can't be talking about the one from yesterday, are you?"

"Yesterday?!" Liu Xing had a look of disbelief before realizing that he had been frozen in ice for a day!That’s not missing a day’s worth of meals!

Liu Xing was furious and extremely angry, but he smiled at Miss Secretary again.

Secretary Yan felt a little cold around him.

"I'll help you make a drink!" He snatched the cup eagerly, saying from time to time, "Don't worry, I can make a drink."

"But, this is for the president." The secretary was speechless.

"I just made it for him!"

Seeing that Liu Xing seemed to be really good at flirting, the secretary didn't say much, anyway, no one would mess with the president's iceberg.

Liu Xing held the coffee in front of him, turned his back to the secretary, and then spit into the cup sinisterly.

He walked in the door calmly and handed him the coffee. "The girl outside told you," he pretended to be unhappy after speaking.

Xu Siwang took the cup, paused, blew on it, and put it aside.

Seeing that he didn't drink, Liu Xing felt anxious. "Why don't you drink?" After speaking, I felt a little talkative.

"It's too hot," Xu Siwang was still approving documents, with the same paralyzed face.

Liu Xing began to fidget. After waiting for a while, seeing that he hadn't moved, he urged him again, "Drink quickly, it's cold."

"You care so much about me, so it's because you're interested in me?" Xu Siwang was still approving documents.

Ben was holding back his anger, but hearing him say this again, he even remembered the two times when he was taken away from his first kiss. (Xu Siwang: Two first kisses? Liu Xing: Hmph! For me, as long as someone kisses me forcefully, it is my first kiss!)

"Shameless! Shameless! Will I care about you? Haha, you are dreaming! Even if I care about a dog on the side of the road, I won't care about you!" Liu Xing was angrily.

When Xu Siwang heard this, he frowned and put down the file.Am I worse than a dog on the side of the road?

Seeing Xu Siwang's movement and looking very upset, Liu Xing happily cocked his tail.This kind of bad guy just wants to make him unhappy!Not going well!

"You spit on me, why is it so dirty." He said something insinuating, and then raised the coffee cup.

Seeing that Xu Siwang was finally about to drink and ignored the other party's words, Liu Xing snickered for a while.

Seeing Xu Siwang drinking and licking his lips from time to time, Liu Xing looked at this person with a disgusted expression.

"Haha, you don't know, I just spit in your cup, and now you eat my saliva, hey, it's so disgusting!" Like a child who succeeded in a prank, Liu Xing was especially excited, his tail seemed to be excited Shake it.

Xu Siwang put down his cup, and slowly uttered a few words, "Didn't I already eat your saliva?"

Liu Xing tilted his head in doubt, what? !

Xu Siwang pointed to his mouth, "It's delicious."

It was only then that Liu Xing realized that he had been teased by this person again, and felt that he was a clown, sitting in the same place, and his whole body gave off a melancholy atmosphere that I don't want to live.

Seeing him like this, Xu Siwang had no choice but to go forward and comfort him.

"Why, you are only allowed to scold others yourself, and others are not allowed to retaliate against you." "I didn't." You, a bad person, should be punished properly.

"I admit that I did some bad things to you before, but from now on, I will treat you well." Xu Siwang made a promise.

When Liu Xing heard this, he touched his arm suddenly, and his skin got goosebumps.People who don't know think this guy is trying to keep his girlfriend who has been hurt by love.

"If you really don't believe me, I will treat you badly in the future, and if you scold me and beat me, I won't fight back."

Liu Xing thought for a while, "Okay! But we want three chapters of the law."

"One, you are not allowed to hurt me!"

"Second, you are not allowed to hurt people I care about, such as my mother, Brother Wu, and Brother Meng!"

"Three, don't get close to me and the people around me!"

"If you do these three things, I can still become friends with you reluctantly, otherwise, it's out of the question!" Liu Xing stood with a sullen expression.

Xu Siwang frowned, the first two points are fine, but the third point is not. "If I didn't hurt you or anyone around you, can I get close to you?"

Liu Xing refused.

Xu Siwang smiled evilly, "I can promise you, but you also have to make an agreement. You also said before that you don't like others and you only allow the state officials to set fires, and the people are not allowed to light lamps!"

Liu Xing was stupefied, and Xu Siwang over there had already started talking.

"One, I will treat you well and not hurt you, but you can't stay too far away from me."

"Second, I will be kind to the people around you and not hurt them, but you cannot leave my side within the specified time."

"Three, if you can't do one of the above two, then I won't abide by your rules."

Liu Xing went around in his head before he understood the meaning.He is a threat!Restrict the personal freedom of others!

Three words, so shameless!

However, as long as I let him approach, I can save my own life and the lives of others. It seems that this is okay, right? !

Liu Xing was buried in the deep pit he dug like this, and he still looked happy. It really makes people sigh, life is already so difficult, why should they hurt each other!

Two days later, Wu Fei was picked up by Xu Meng intact, and took his snakeskin coat with him before leaving.

Xu Siwang even remembered that the snakeskin coat left in the space belonged to Wu Fei.

When they were picked up, Wu Fei and Xu Meng asked suspiciously, "Isn't Xiaoxing with us?"

I saw Liu Xing waving his hands, and Xu Siwang beside him was still putting his arms around Liu Xing's shoulders with a smile on his face. The two of them looked like good brothers.

Downstairs, Wu Wan waited eagerly, and her heart sank when she saw that only Wu Fei was brought out.

"Sister, I don't think Xu Siwang will do anything for the time being. I see him treating Xiaoxing attentively." Thinking of the previous scene, Wu Fei felt blinded.

"That's right. Just now the second brother told me that he would treat Liu Xing well. I really don't understand what he wants to do." Xu Meng scratched his head.

Only then did Wu Wan sigh, damn it!If it wasn't for that broken elevator, I wouldn't have failed to see Xiaoxing. "You didn't notice anything wrong when you went downstairs, especially you, youngest!"

Wu Fei was puzzled, "No, what's wrong?"

Only then did Wu Wan tell the story of what happened before, and Wu Fei was puzzled when he heard it, but soon, with a big brain, he guessed that Liu Xing asked Xu Siwang to do this, so the elevator disappeared. Something that disgusts demons.

Wu Fei once again told the truth.

When Liu Xing saw his mother's miserable appearance, he mentioned it to Xu Siwang, but Xu Siwang actually canceled the device.That device is a gossip mirror, which is specially designed to block evil spirits and avoid evil spirits. You Ning is a must-have for keeping your home safe and making money.

The head of logistics in the company still complained about this matter, "Isn't it good to put it there? There is no disease or disaster in the company. Alas, I heard that the president has recently been fascinated by a vixen, so he put all the employees in the company. Everything that is harmful to goblins has been cancelled, what a disaster!" As soon as the words came out, people around them paid attention, and some of them nodded their heads frequently.

In the past few days, there have been rumors circulating in the company.The president is fascinated by the vixen, isn't the king coming early? !The elevator is haunted again? !Every day the company inexplicably disappears something, especially food? !The president's office turned into a kitchen? !The whole company is filled with a cold atmosphere, where must it be the ghost? !

It wasn't until a male corpse appeared in the bathroom on the 45th floor that the rumors stopped.Because, the president started to commute normally, the elevator became normal, and the whole company returned to its original warm atmosphere.

"Why? Don't let me go out. I'm bored and want to cook, but I still dislike me. Don't you feel happy when you eat?" Liu Xing complained.

Noticing the coquettish aura of the person opposite, Xu Siwang persuaded with a gentle face, "You can cook in my lounge, otherwise, the staff who come up to report work don't like to get a pussy every time. It smells like oily smoke, of course I like to eat what you cook.” In fact, it is a very common dish, and for those who have long been used to delicacies from mountains and seas, it is not bad to try porridge and side dishes now.But the real reason, he won't say, after all, it's better not to let people know about this kind of stain in life.Wouldn't it be shocking if people of the same kind or the Xu family knew that the place where Second Master Xu lived was still haunted.

Seeing Liu Xing pouted, Xu Siwang seized the opportunity and stepped forward to kiss him.

"Hmm...you're playing hooligan again!" Liu Xing threw the pillow on the sofa at Xu Siwang, and hurriedly stood up to avoid it.

"Hey, you won't stay away from me as you said!" He looked like a weasel.

Liu Xing was agitated for a while, "I'm going to sleep, don't bother me!" After finishing speaking, he ran out.

Xu Siwang rubbed his face at this moment, it's really troublesome to greet someone with a smiling face all day long!

'You're not ready yet. If it were me, I would have ruined that person's innocence. Some people are cheap!After you leave him behind, he will definitely come up to you and let you do whatever you want. Xu Can is sure that people who can play with other people's feelings are not good people, and maybe they will become their own kind in the future.

Liu Xing lay on the bed, recalling the life of the past few days, feeling annoyed.

He said he wanted to cook, but he really brought all the things he needed in the kitchen. Now the cabinets in the kitchen in the lounge are full of ingredients for cooking, and the refrigerator is also full; Afterwards, he also agreed to stir-fry vegetables, and he spoke softly to him, isn't that a little too much?Liu Xing thought so.

But he wouldn't let me go out, and he kept trying to moleste me, these are hard facts!Comrade, the road to revolution is particularly difficult, you must persevere!Don't be fooled by rotten capitalism, come on!

Liu Xing firmly believed that tomorrow would be better, so he fell asleep in a daze.

He, who hadn't dreamed for a long time, unexpectedly had the dream he had when he went to Yancheng, but the plot of the dream was a little different.

Mo Qing was doing well in the cafe, but suddenly rushed out, many people scolded him, and even beat him in the end; when he wanted to help, he was caught by a giant cat, which looked taller than a person, how could he? After Yi escaped, he was hit by a car coming in front of him, and then he vaguely saw that the person who hit him in front of him was Xu Siwang with a malicious face!

Liu Xing woke up sweating profusely. Is this dream telling me something?Speaking of which, when I was dreaming in Yancheng, I was almost hit in the dream, and the driver seemed to be Xu Siwang!

……

At the same time, Elder Fu from the Upper Realm stroked his beard with a smile on his face.Just now he observed the lower realm, wanted to see Liu Xing's situation, so he used the dream-making method, unexpectedly Liu Xing had already entered the soul stage, he could freely manipulate the scene in the dream, it seems that this child will come soon The upper bound.

However, Liu Xing's series of dreams, from being manipulated like a puppet at the beginning to freely entering and exiting the dreams now, is a manifestation of Liu Xing himself becoming stronger.And the warning and prejudgment revealed in this dream is also what Fu Lao wants to convey to Liu Xing, to make him be alert to his surroundings and not to fall easily.

However, the world is impermanent, and nine out of ten unsatisfactory things in life.