I have special people skills

Ying Fan's silence gave Xu Le the answer, and Xu Le also knew that under such circumstances, it would be inhumane to talk about Plato with others.

And he was the one who flirted first...

If you didn't kill yourself just now, and didn't go to inspect the goods, maybe nothing will happen!

If the time could be paused, Xu Le wanted to take out his phone and post a message for help.

The title is just that, my boyfriend Jiebao is too old, what should I do if I am worried that my chrysanthemum will be damaged?Already hard, waiting online, very urgent!

Xu Le was particularly entangled in his heart, but the big brother in his hand was full of aggression and there was a little movement.

Xu Le was so scared that his hair exploded: "...can move! It's moving!"

Ying Fan: "..."

Xu Le: "I'm sorry...I'm out of my mind..."

... He forgot that he also has this thing, can't it move!After moving, there are surprises!

Xu Le wanted to retract his paw, but the paw was not very controllable. He felt that his whole body was a little bit involuntary.

Ying Fan called him: "Lele..."

The voice was a little aggrieved, a little coquettish.

Xu Le's face is full of bullshit, a handsome guy doesn't bring someone like you... I can easily lose control of sugar-coated shells like you!

Ying Fan leaned towards him little by little, Xu Le stepped back unconsciously.

Then, he leaned against the door panel.

Xu Le felt that he was not leaning on the door panel, but on the chopping board.

But someone who is Daozu seems to have grasped his fate, and doesn't do much, just sticks to him, puts his chin on his shoulder, and whispers in his ear: "Lele! ..."

The warm breath sprayed on the side of the ear, and Xu Le could only feel the numbness on his back.

Xu Le's voice was a little weak: "Just...help me..."

Ying Fan's lips lightly touched his earlobe, seemingly unintentionally or deliberately.

Ying Fan: "I'll help you too."

Help each other or something, the more you help each other, the more fire you will get.

Xu Le felt that once a man's sperm got on his head, it would be quite scary.

For example, he himself, a beast looks like a human.

Xu Le thinks he is a real warrior...

The real warrior couldn't get out of bed the next day because of the pain in his buttocks.

Xu Le lay on the bed angrily: "You beast... how could you do it..."

Ying Fan lowered his head and made a fool of himself: "Yeah, I'm a beast, I shouldn't..."

Xu Le looked at him sadly, glanced at the boxer briefs on top of his head, and felt palpitations again.

Damn chicken!Where did he get the courage before!

This is still a static size!

Xu Le's face was full of cattle, and he felt that the chrysanthemum hurt even more.

He's really... so awesome...

Seeing that he was in severe pain, Ying Fan tentatively asked, "Put on some more medicine?"

Xu Le made a sharp look and said, "From now on, nothing will enter Lao Tzu's chrysanthemum again!"

Ying Fan will definitely follow him in everything, nodded hurriedly: "Yeah, do you want to take a painkiller?"

Xu Le was a little moved, and when he was wondering whether to eat, there was a knock on the door.

Ying Fan went to open the door, and Xiao Wang poked his head in.

Xiao Wang: "Boss, Lele, let's go first!"

Xu Le: "... have a good trip."

Xu Le felt that the way Xiao Wang looked at him was full of meaning.

Xu Le knew what he was thinking, because the official reason why he couldn't go with the big team was that he had hemorrhoids and couldn't move.

This reason is generally not wrong for normal people, but Xiao Wang, who is gay, must understand it in seconds.

The way Xiao Wang looked at Ying Fan was also very connotative, and he said, "Take good care of Lele, it's a big deal..."

Ying Fan understood in seconds, and nodded, expressing that he would take care of him with all his heart.

Ge Finance coughed and said, "Eat less meat these two days and drink more porridge."

Ying Fan gave a "hmm", indicating that he remembered it.

Xu Le lying on the bed and listening to them talk like this, felt that there is no privacy at all in the gay world...

It was as if the whole world knew that he had been fucked...

After the conversation at the door was over, Ying Fan closed the door and came back, continuing to keep his head down.

Xu Le actually felt that he was really good at turning Ying Fan around, but when he thought of Ying Fan still seducing him when he said no last night, he felt very angry!

Blame him!

The color is a bone-scraping steel knife!The ancients do not deceive me!

Xu Le started humming again.

Ying Fan listened to his grunting distress, and asked in a low voice, "It still hurts?"

Xu Le: "...What do you think?"

Ying Fan blamed himself very much, like a big dog who only knew that he had made a mistake.

Seeing him like this, Xu Le couldn't help but wonder if he was too delicate.

Xu Le thought for a while, and took Ying Fan's hand: "Actually, it doesn't hurt that much..."

Ying Fan held his hand instead, pulled it to his lips and kissed it.

Xu Le felt that he should say something to enliven the atmosphere, and for some reason, his brain suddenly opened up: "...I think our conversation is very similar to what happened in the postpartum ward."

Ying Fan was stunned, and felt that Xu Le's thinking jump was a bit too much for him to keep up with.

Xu Le continued: "It's just... I think it hurts too much, I won't have children in the future, and then you blame yourself, and then I comfort you to give birth to a baby, it doesn't hurt that much."

Then Xu Le was very grateful: "Fortunately, I won't have children! I heard it hurts a lot!"

Ying Fan: "..."

Xu Le: "!!!"

What the hell! ! !

What was he thinking about? ! !

Why would he respond to such a simple conversation! ! !

Xu Le took a careful look at the underwear on top of Ying Fan's head, and after confirming that he hadn't made a mistake, he stared at Ying Fan in disbelief: "What are you thinking!"

He pointed at Ying Fan somewhere: "What's going on!"

Ying Fan: "..."

Ying Fan did not expect to be discovered so easily.

Ying Fan was a little embarrassed, because he was so stupid, so it was inevitable that he would be prone to fantasies.

Xu Le's eyes widened.

Ying Fan coughed lightly: "Just... you said you were pregnant or something..."

Xu Le: "..."

Hehe, I didn't expect you to have a big brain hole, and you look very happy!

Xu Le: "Put your brains away, boss, we don't have pregnant women playing, and it's impossible to have children."

Ying Fan: "...you don't need to describe it in detail."

Xu Le: "...When I'm not specific, you can make up a lot of it!"

The two fell silent at the same time.

After a while, Xu Le: "You're still thinking about it!"

Ying Fan: "..."

After eating meat, it's really hard to control yourself, especially when the object you want to eat is right in front of you...it looks so delicious...

Xu Le: "...What kind of misunderstanding did I have about you before?"

Why did he think that Ying Fan is the kind of person who can sit still and stay still even in the face of countless female goblins' seductions?

Uh, it seems to be true, the female goblin is indeed seductive.

Ying Fan likes male goblins, and this male goblin is himself...

Ying Fan is actually too embarrassed: "...I will try my best to control myself."

Xu Le: "..."

Is he being too strict?

But as a chrysanthemum disabled male goblin with useless superpowers, he was really flustered to be able to see this kind of thing!

Fortunately, Ying Fan usually has good self-control, and after a little effort, he was able to control it.

Originally, the second day after their relationship was confirmed, the two of them should be entangled together.

However, the male goblin's chrysanthemum is in pain, and her body is in pain. Anyway, she is dressed in tender tofu and cannot be touched.

The male goblin also sent his new man: "Peel me a pear..."

Ying Fan obediently peeled a pear for him, after peeling it didn't count, cut it into small pieces and put it in a disposable cup.

As long as Xu Le opened his mouth, Ying Fan would use a toothpick to prick a pear into his mouth.

Xu Le: "I think life is a bit corrupt now."

Ying Fan fed another piece of pear into his mouth, Xu Le added: "Sweet and rotten."

Ying Fan was amused by him: "Then do you like it or not?"

Xu Le let out a long sigh.

Ying Fan was puzzled: "Why did you suddenly sigh?"

Xu Le said, "I regret it a bit."

Ying Fan made a move.

Xu Le looked at him: "...Don't! I didn't mean that!"

Ying Fan became more natural now, but still fixed his eyes on Xu Le, waiting for his next words.

Xu Le: "...how can you tell me to go on like this!"

Ying Fan pretended to be a normal person: "You can say whatever you want."

Xu Le: "I just wanted to say that I shouldn't have let you succeed so early, otherwise you won't spoil me so much in the future, what a big gap I have!"

Ying Fan looked at him, his eyes were like gentle spring water, in which gurgling friendship flowed.

Ying Fan said softly: "No, I will always spoil you."

Xu Le: "Men are reliable, even pigs can climb trees... Have you heard this sentence?"

Ying Fan: "..."

He attacked indiscriminately, even he refused to let go...

Xu Le hooked his fingers against Fan, and Ying Fan leaned over.

Supporting his sick body, Xu Le smacked his mouth a bit, with a sweet taste of pears.

Xu Le licked his lips, pretending to be emphatic after playing hooligans: "I just trust you."

Ying Fan stared at his lips, watching his pink tongue licking his lips...

After a while.

Xu Le trembled: "...You, you, you, what are you thinking about!"

Ying Fan: "...you kiss me."

Xu Le didn't believe it: "That's it???"

Ying Fan coughed and didn't answer the question directly.

Xu Le: "..."

After knowing too much, I don't feel safe having any of my ass moments!