I have special people skills

Chapter 35 (Catching Insects)

Xu Le felt that if he dared to say that to any police uncle, the other party would definitely arrest him as a snake maniac and a pervert!

When he thought of this, he looked at his father with frightened eyes.

Professor Xu looked at his son, and once again felt that inheritance was amazing.

Then Professor Xu asked seriously: "Do you really only think about the underpants?"

Xu Le: "Ah..."

Dad, I'm sorry, I'm just a child with such limited thinking!

Xu Le humbly asked for advice: "...otherwise?"

Professor Xu was silent for a moment, and then said: "I remember that I have told you about my idea before. This thing is probably the meaningless memory projection of the person himself."

Xu Le felt that he had suffered a loss in IQ, otherwise Mao would not understand why he heard it now.

Comrade Xu Le thought for a while. Anyway, he is a son, so he will be a little bit cowardly, so he asked: "...and then?"

Xu Jingning: "...Then, I also told you that you should work hard to further upgrade this function and obtain more useful information."

Xu Jingning pointed to the video data on the computer: "If you can get information from the video data, even if it's just...pants, then this is a big improvement."

As long as the direction of efforts is correct, then what Xu Jingning imagined may become a reality.

At that time, Xu Le's ability will no longer be tasteless, but a real super ability.

Xu Jingning felt that this ability was much more valuable than taking off to escape from the sky!

Xu Le was dumbfounded: "...Dad, aren't your expectations of me a bit too high?"

Dad suddenly looked like this, he was not used to it!

One must know that when he was studying, Xu Jingning treated him as long as he didn't tire of studying, as long as he passed the exams, even when he went to university, the major he chose was based on his hobbies.

In Xu Le's impression, Professor Xu has always been a person who only has suggestions and no opinions.

His father has never shown that he has such great expectations for him!

Isn't the most important thing for a person to be happy?

And Dad's brain hole is suddenly so big!

He is just a nerd who usually watches dramas and plays games at home besides writing programs, and has no power to restrain himself!

Where did his father get his hope that he could save the world!

Xu Le can be considered to have found the brain hole that he often runs off, who did he inherit it from!

Xu Jingning said calmly: "With great ability, comes great responsibility."

After hearing this, Xu Le's heart was shaken, and he didn't speak for a long time. After digesting for a while, he said in a daze, "Dad... I didn't even know you were a fan of Spider-Man..."

Professor Xu: "..."

Is this the point?

Xu Le was still immersed in the fact that his father liked Spider-Man. He was really shocked. He didn't know that his father liked this since he was a child!

He thought Dad only liked to study all kinds of people!

And...he's acting like a superhero himself...

What kind of hero is he?

Underpants?Pants man?Fat man?

How about a retro one, Superman in Underpants?Tsk, it sounds like a pervert.

Xu Le felt that he needed to ask solemnly: "...Dad, are you serious? Will I be arrested and sliced ​​for research?"

Xu Jingning glanced across his son's face, then turned his head and continued to sort out the materials, and replied: "...you don't need to think about things that far away, since you can only see the underpants, and you can only see them in person. When it comes to underpants, I don’t think there is any value in slice research.”

Xu Le: "...Father, although it's a bit wrong to say that, I'm suddenly very unconvinced when you say that!"

I can only see what happened to the pants!The whole world may not be able to find a second talent like him!

If he can go all out, the selling point of the variety show or something is that he can guess what the other party's underwear looks like. Thinking about it, it will be very popular!

Most importantly, he is so handsome!

Professor Xu nodded: "Of course, this is also a way out, if your progress can only be maintained at the current level."

Xu Le is not a particularly stupid child, he thinks he has grasped the point: "Dad, are you playing aggressive games with me again?"

Xu Jingning didn't even raise his head: "I'm just stating the key points, just like what I said just now, maintaining this level has no slice value."

Xu Le understood, even to this extent, his father was not too willing to waste aggressive methods.

Xu Le: "...my young heart was hurt again."

Only then did Professor Xu turn his eyes to his son's face again, and he moved a little to the edge of the sofa, motioning Xu Le to sit over.

Xu Le didn't know why, so he sat down anyway.

Professor Xu pointed to the video on the screen: "You can watch it again."

Xu Le followed his father's wishes and clicked on a video to watch. At that time, he was so frightened that his hair exploded. This video was not the kind of video that was watched just now.

It's a crime scene video with a lot of R-rated gore!

The hairs on Xu Le's back were drenched, he turned his head mechanically, and looked at his father in horror.

"Dad...you you you you..."

Lying in a trough!Is this kind of uncoded file visible to ordinary people?What the hell is his dad doing?

Shouldn't he be a pure, simple and unaffected university professor!Why is there such a thing in the computer!

Although Xu Le is usually quite silly and bold, it's not a problem to watch a horror movie or something, but this kind of real bloody, cruel and dead scene is really incomparable to any horror movie!

Professor Xu said: "The police sometimes need help analyzing criminal motives and making criminal psychological portraits of suspects. I am specially hired."

Xu Le: "...Dad, I'm going to be 26, and it's too late for you to tell me this kind of thing?"

And it's a bit too exciting, can't you remind me just now!Your son is not that strong!

Xu Jingning said: "I only started it in the past few years, and before yesterday, I didn't intend to tell you about it."

Xu Le wanted to ask why he told him now, but when the words came to his lips, he found the answer by himself first.

It could be why, of course, because he might be able to help now!

Professor Xu spoke with the usual indifference in his voice, and his tone was calm, but the content was not very calming.

"There are many cases that cannot be solved, and the cameras have captured suspected suspects, but there are too few clues, and there is no way to investigate them. After these people escaped, many of them would commit crimes again, and the methods were mostly more cruel each time. .”

Xu Jingning looked at Xu Le, and a little pity flashed in his pupils behind the gold-rimmed glasses: "Crime is escalating, but what we can do is too limited."

No matter how thorough Xu Jingning's research and analysis was, he still couldn't accurately identify the suspect. What he provided was only a possible direction, so that the originally blind search work would become less blind.

Some have succeeded, and some have so far failed.

Xu Jingning really wanted Xu Le to have the ability to save everything, even if it was just to provide a little more help.

After hearing what he said, Xu Le fell silent, and couldn't help but think, it would be great if he could really help...

Both father and son didn't speak for a while, and finally Xu Le stammered and said, "Dad, I will work hard, but don't come up and give me a visual impact in the future... Your son, I am not that strong... ..."

He was really scared just now!

Xu Jingning took off his glasses, leaned back on the sofa, and showed a slightly jerky smile to Xu Le: "Sorry, I was too impatient."

Xu Le said he could understand, and he would be anxious to change him.

Then Xu Le joked with his father: "I will try hard, and I will definitely make progress. If nothing else, let's take Dad as an example. It was so difficult for you to laugh a little before. Now the frequency of laughing, let go That would have scared me to tears as a kid."

Professor Xu didn't say anything, and raised his hand to rub his son's head: "Okay, go to bed early."

Xu Le rubbed his head against his father's hand: "Well, good night, Dad."

Before falling asleep, Xu Le lay on the floor and couldn't help sighing. It would be great if he could really do what his father thought.

Xu Le rolled on the floor, thinking that if this ability can really be upgraded as his father said, it would be a waste to put it on himself.

He is just a very ordinary person. Although he has a bit of talent in programming, overall, he is still too ordinary.

I didn't inherit my father's IQ, and I didn't have any amazing perseverance. I was afraid of hardship and tiredness, and I was so greedy.

Why did you choose him?

Xu Le never had that sense of superiority that was different from ordinary people from the beginning to the end. He felt the panic of being separated from the crowd.

For so many years, he has always been a very ordinary member of the crowd. Now let him jump out and suddenly have to take on something that is almost the responsibility of the savior to him, it is simply...

It's just too unimaginable...

Xu Le rolled back and forth, unable to fall asleep no matter what.

Professor Xu on the bed said softly in the dark: "Don't think too much, go to sleep."

Xu Le got up and lay down on the edge of the bed. Although Professor Xu could not be seen clearly in the dark, he did it anyway.

It seems that by doing this, you can gain confidence from your father.

Xu Le said, "Father, I'm afraid I won't be able to help you, maybe..."

Maybe you will only see underpants for the rest of your life, so what should you do?

Professor Xu on the bed in the dark also heard a little movement, and seemed to turn over.

Xu Le could almost imagine Professor Xu who was lying on his back, turning to look at him sideways, and even the expression on his face.

Professor Xu said: "You are not the only one who is working hard. You are equivalent to a cheating device, but it is only an assistant. Even if you can really read memory information without limit, I will not let you really do it. .”

Xu Le blinked, even though he could only see a little outline of the quilt in the dark: "Why?"

If he could really do that, wouldn't he be cool and tyrannical, where there is no crime, as long as he plays, wouldn't it be resolved in minutes?

Why did Dad say he wouldn't let him do that?

Xu Jingning's voice did not fluctuate: "You are only one person, and the things you can solve are too limited, and if this ability is really established, then the first thing to ensure is your personal safety. Although I want to pursue the truth and uphold justice, But I am not selfless enough to sacrifice my own son to uphold justice."

Xu Le: "...Father, talking like this will affect the newly established image of a tall man."

Professor Xu didn't think this would affect the image. He said: "Only relying on personal ability to solve this kind of problem will only make the entire industry go backwards."

"Let's not talk about whether your ability will fail one day. Even if you are alive, this ability will always be effective. What about after you die? What should you do if you have formed a dependent group?"

"Fall back to the current situation where once the evidence is lacking, it becomes a headless chicken?"

Hearing what his father said, Xu Le probably understood: "Personal heroism is not worth it..."

Professor Xu said, "That's probably what it means."

Xu Jingning hoped that if Xu Le's cheating device was really effective, it would be used only when it was absolutely necessary, instead of being abused without restraint.

People's abilities are all made progress and refinement through continuous honing. Once they stop, many times they face it is impossible to simply regress.

Xu Jingning felt that he had said enough today, so he said, "Go to sleep, I will be here soon, if you have anything to say or ask, don't rush it for a while."

Xu Le let out an "oh", lay back down again, and closed his eyes.

This time he fell asleep quickly and had a dream.

Uh...a weird dream.

When Xu Le was brushing his teeth, he was still disgusted by the scene in his dream, saving the world with his panties on his face, this is so fucking like an island country spoof anime!

Xu Le felt that his dream must be the sequelae after talking with his father yesterday.

It's all because Dad used some classic quotes from Spider-Man, which made him a fat man and Superman in underpants.

Before Xu Le went to work, he turned his face and asked Professor Xu: "Dad, are you staying at home alone today?"

Professor Xu said "hmm" to the computer, and Xu Le rushed back: "Dad, why don't you go to the company with me?"

Professor Xu turned to look at him: "Me?"

Xu Le nodded: "Yes!"

Professor Xu: "...what are you going to do?"

Xu Le: "...that's a good question."

That's right... why is Dad going to the company...

Xu Le: "Give free psychological counseling to the people in our company or something? Several couples in my company suddenly came out of the closet, and they may not know what they are thinking."

The more Xu Le talked, the more he felt that this was feasible, so he looked at Professor Xu with shining eyes.

Professor Xu thought for a while and said, "It's also possible."

Xu Le immediately called Ying Fan and chatted with him.

Naturally, Ying Fan has no objection. My father-in-law does this professionally, so it's good to come to the company to help everyone clear up their psychological environment.

Xu Le giggled: "Remember to treat my dad with dinner as a reward, my dad is worth a lot!"

Ying Fan also smiled: "Okay."

Then Xu Le achieved the glorious deed of taking his father to work.

When Xu Le and Professor Xu arrived at the company, they were stunned by the crowd.

The cake in Wang Xi's hand was about to drop: "Fuck...Xu Le, is this your brother?"

Hearing what he said, Xu Le immediately beamed with joy: "My dad! How is it! Isn't he very young! Very handsome!"

Wang Xi silently stuffed the egg pancake into his mouth: "..."

Day, he just said "fuck" in front of his elders, and now he wants to eat that "fuck" and egg pancakes back into his stomach.

Wang Xi tried hard to swallow the egg pancake in his mouth, and said sadly: "...too young!"

Then Wang Xi said like a serious person, "Hello, Uncle Xu."

Xu Jingning nodded to Wang Xi, and smiled hard: "Hello."

Xu Le was right next to his father's ear, muttering about Wang Xi's name, how he was related to him, and so on.

Wang Xi floated away silently with the remaining omelette.

Lao Zhao was touching his face, thinking that he was no match for his son, the green onion meat. No matter how he compared with Xiao Xianrou's father, he was like an old cucumber, and the old one was almost like a loofah.

Old Zhao was sad: "Xiao Xu, you and your dad are like brothers, I'm too embarrassed to call you uncle..."

Xu Le: "Don't, you can only show that my father's youthful face is not old if you call him uncle!"

Old Zhao: "...Uncle Xu."

Old Zhao thought to himself, as long as you are happy... Anyway, I am already a loofah...

Xu Jingning also nodded to Lao Zhao and said, "Hello."

Old Zhao also drifted away.

A few people who had greeted Xu Jingning got together: "Hey, their old Xu family's genes are so good? Shouldn't they be circled and studied, Xiao Xu's father is almost fifty? Why do I feel like I need to change my clothes? Let me tell you, there are people who believe it at fifteen!"

Wang Xi glanced at Old Zhao: "You are exaggerating. You said that Xu Le would be fine at fifteen or sixteen, but his father would be in his early twenties."

Old Zhao looked back at him sadly, so what should he do when he is really in his 20s?

Wang Xi understood, Wang Xi patted him on the shoulder: "It's okay, the old man looked old when he was young, but he still looks like that when he is old, and he looks younger instead!"

Old Zhao: "You might as well not comfort me!"

Li Chunqing chewed potato chips on the side: "Don't you think that Xu Le's father is much different from his temperament? I feel that the temperament is more like Brother Zhou's father."

Wang Xi took advantage of her expertise as a gossip expert, and shared the news with them: "University professors, don't you have to be a bit of a scholar, how can you be like that idiot Xu Le."

Then Wang Xi felt a little sad for a moment: "... If only Xing Zhou's father was really like Xu Le's father!"

Ge Xingzhou's father, aside from other things, is at least twice as tall as Xu Jingning in terms of body size. Don't think he is fat, he is strong, with a full body, and because he is a national Sanda champion, he is not bulky at all, and he walks with wind.

When Wang Xi was dealt with before, they were all mean. If it was true, Wang Xi would not have been eating with the dog for two years, but probably would have to be raised in the hospital for two years.

Qi Sheng looked forward to it: "It would be great if I could learn two tricks from his old man..."

Wang Xi: "Tsk tsk tsk, Xiao Qingchun, quickly stop your brother Qi Sheng, don't go back and learn how to abuse you."

Li Chunqing smiled, looking very shy: "He won't."

Wang Xi: "..."

Old Zhao couldn't take it anymore: "...it's time for work, I'm leaving."

Wang Xi: "...I'll go to the financial office to ask for a salary slip."

Over there, Xu Le brought Xu Jingning into the boss's office, and after a while, Ying Fan came out and asked someone to tidy up the small conference room, and said that Xu Jingning came to do free psychological consultation.

Afraid that they might have any concerns, Ying Fan added: "Participation is not mandatory, it's all voluntary. You can chat about any issue, or simply chat. They are professional and will not reveal your personal privacy."

Professor Xu was waiting in the small meeting room. At first, no one went there, but later some people thought it would be nice to be lazy during working hours.

As a result, after chatting with Professor Xu for half an hour, when I came back, I was different.

A group of people came over and asked how the conversation was going.

The young man said very coyly: "...I feel like I have opened the door to a new world."

The masses were puzzled and curious: "What door?"

The young man was a little shy: "...I just think men are quite attractive."

People: "..."

Xu Le was drinking water, and he almost choked himself to death after hearing this, what the hell, is he trying to be his stepmother?

Old Zhao: "...Why do I feel that after we all chatted, half of the company will have an accident?"

Wang Xi snorted: "That only shows that you are not very straight."

However, among the people who went in to chat with Professor Xu later, none of them said so bluntly that they think men are also good, but it can be seen that the people who chatted with them are obviously much more relaxed.

Xu Le originally thought that it was a good idea to let his father come to the company, but when he saw the dozens of people in the company, it would take at least ten, twenty, ten minutes for each of them, how tired his father must be!

During lunch, Xu Le said, "Dad, why don't you go back in the afternoon?"

Xu Jingning asked, "Why?"

Xu Le: "I'm afraid you'll be exhausted!"

Professor Xu: "The lectures are much more tiring than this. The people in your company are very interesting."

Xu Le was very curious about what his father said was interesting, and what was it about.

He felt as if a kitten's paw was scratching in his heart, and it was extremely itchy, so he asked in a low voice, "Dad...do you have anything fun to share?"

Professor Xu didn't even move his brows, and replied directly: "No."

Xu Le: "...It's really boring."

Although Xu Le knew before asking that there was a [-]% chance that his father would not tell him, but the remaining possibility was enough to inflate Xu Le's curiosity.

Xu Jingning suddenly had a thought, and suddenly turned to look at Xu Le.

Xu Le was taken aback: "...I'll just ask casually! I know you won't say anything!"

Xu Jingning shook his head, "It's not this."

Xu Le was confused by his father's gaze: "What is that?"

Ying Fan, who was quietly by the side, also asked, "Uncle Xu, what's wrong?"

Xu Jingning looked at Xu Le with indescribably focused eyes, and replied, "It's nothing."

Xu Le: "???"

Nothing, dad, you look at me like that?

Xu Le: "...Dad, what do you see me doing?"

A rare hint of eagerness appeared in Xu Jingning's tone, and he said, "I may have found a new way."

Xu Le: "Huh??? What???"

But Xu Jingning stopped there and said, "Let's eat."

Xu Le was devastated, and felt that there were a hundred fluffy kittens rolling around scratching their paws in his heart: "Dad! If I die young one day, it will be because I suffocated to death today!"

Ying Fan and Xu Jingning said at the same time: "No nonsense!"

Xu Le: "..."

Although it's a bit rebellious to think so, but you two are always in sync, if it's true that you two are together...

Xu Le also imagined a heart-wrenching plot in which a lover becomes a stepmother, which feels very sour.

Ying Fan looked at Xu Le, his mind was full of doubts.

What was he thinking about?Why are you so expressive?

Xu Jingning was very calm, and said to Fan: "Leave him alone, he will be fine in a while."

Ying Fan: "Hmm..."

Ying Fan's intuition told him that it's better not to ask what Xu Le is thinking.

After Xu Le finished making up his own brain, he clicked his tongue a few times, feeling so bloody.

Then he forgot what he was struggling with before, and started eating happily again.

But after a while, Xu Le remembered what Professor Xu said before, "I found a new way".

Xu Le moved towards his father and whispered, "Dad, what did you think of just now? Tell me?"

Professor Xu looked up at him and said, "Very good, keep being curious."

Xu Le: "...Huh?"

Xu Le didn't understand, was he planning to tell him, or not to tell him?

His father will never be so wicked, so keep his appetite!

Facts have proved that once Professor Xu becomes wicked, he is truly wicked.

Xu Le didn't know what his dad was talking about until after he got off work, had dinner with Ying Fan and his dad, and he still didn't know what his dad said before, and he was already wondering why his dad wanted him to be curious .

Is it just to whet his appetite?

Should not be!

Even if it was to whet his appetite, what about the follow-up after whetting his appetite?

Xu Le sat on the sofa alone for a while, and finally couldn't hold it anymore: "Dad!!!"

Professor Xu was very calm: "Huh?"

Xu Le leaned over crying, "Dad, what did you say before? What new method? Why do you keep me curious?"

In order to express his determination to know, Xu Le said, "If you don't tell me, I will... I will..."

Xu Le realized that he had nothing to threaten his father!This is simply too passive!

Xu Le broke the kidnapper and said with great openness: "...If you don't tell me, I'm going to cry!"

Damn dick!It's disgusting for those words to come out of your own mouth!

But in order to find the truth, Xu Le worked hard!

Professor Xu: "..."

Xu Jingning said: "In fact, I never thought that I would hear this kind of threat from my son who has grown up for a long time."

It was so unexpected, even a little memorable.

Xu Le: "...To tell you the truth, I only realized today that I am so shameless."

Xu Jingning seemed to smile, but Xu Le didn't have time to catch that smile, making people wonder if it was an instant illusion.

Xu Jingning said: "The new method I'm talking about refers to the method of improving your ability."

Xu Le is even more curious now: "Oh? Is there any progress?"

Dad is amazing!He actually went to his company for a walk, had a meal, and came up with a new method!

Xu Jingning nodded, and he said, "I found that you are still the same as when you were a child, and you are very curious."

Xu Le: "Yes, what's the problem?"

He's just curious, um... wait...

Xu Le was petrified for a moment, and he felt a little panic: "Dad...you can't be..."

Professor Xu said: "I think continuous, perseverance, or instant stimulation are not suitable for you, but you can keep curiosity for a long time, and you are not easy to be attracted by curious things. Divert attention."

Xu Le swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and asked tremblingly, "So?"

Professor Xu: "So I plan to make good use of your curiosity and see if it can catalyze your ability upgrade."

Xu Le's chin was about to hit the back of his feet: "...use my curiosity? How do you plan to use it? How do you catalyze it???"

Professor Xu said: "The method is actually quite simple."

Xu Le nodded fiercely: "Yeah, and then?"

A smile flashed across Xu Jingning's calm eyes, and he said, "I won't tell you."

Xu Le: "..."

He can be regarded as understanding what it means to hit the vital point directly, and his father is his own father, so he can pinch his life accurately!

Ying Fan was about to go to sleep, when he suddenly received a call from Xu Le, Xu Le was on the verge of crying when he heard the voice on the other end of the phone.

Xu Le complained loudly: "My dad is very bad! I don't want to talk to him anymore!"

Ying Fan: "..."

They still had dinner together after get off work, so what happened in the short hours apart?

Xu Le's nerves are particularly sensitive: "You don't ask me why!"

Ying Fan had no choice but to ask quickly: "What's the matter? Wasn't it fine when I went back?"

Xu Le pouted: "It's not good at all..."

Xu Le crackled and told all about what Professor Xu had done to him.

Xu Le: "It's so inhumane... He told me a lot of twisted stories! The key is not to tell me the ending! I still have to listen!"

Ying Fan: "...why?"

Xu Le's heart hurts when he thinks about it: "If I don't listen, he will break my game record! I will never surpass it! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

What can Ying Fan say, you can't tell Xu Le that the game records are not important at all...

Ying Fan felt that if he really wanted to say that, Xu Le should stop talking to him tomorrow.

Ying Fan held his temper and coaxed him in a gentle voice: "Hey, let's not get angry, take a deep breath, and relax first."

His voice was already gentle and pleasant, but now he deliberately coaxed Xu Le to sound even more gentle.

Xu Le was quite irritable at first, but now he calmed down a bit, and whispered: "...I'm still angry!"

For some reason, Ying Fan wanted to laugh, but he held back, and asked softly, "Can you tell me what's wrong?"

He felt that with Xu Le's father's character, it was impossible to treat Xu Le like this for no reason, and there must be a reason.

When Xu Le thought of the reason, he was very sad, but he couldn't tell Ying Fan directly, so he became even more sad!

Xu Le cut the beginning and the end, and said what he thought he could say: "...my dad is going to help me improve my personal ability."

Ying Fan really couldn't think of what aspect of ability this kind of training could improve, so he asked, "What aspect?"

Xu Lexin said handsome guy, you asked this question really well, how can I tell you that my dad is so desperate to keep my appetite in order to make me have a surge of curiosity to upgrade my superpowers!

Of course Xu Le couldn't say it, so he stammered and lied: "...It's about the ability to resist blows, emotional endurance and so on...well..."

Ying Fan's intuition is that this is not the case, but he can't figure out why Xu Le would lie about such a matter.

Ying Fan asked softly: "Can't you tell me?"

Xu Le: "..."

Xu Le felt that he was really good, he was played around by his father just now, and now he has not lied for 800 years, and Ying Fan exposes him when he tells a lie, which is really good!

Xu Le: "Is the flaw so obvious?"

Ying Fan smiled lightly on the other end of the phone: "I just feel that your tone of voice is wrong."

Xu Le: "...so I exposed myself?"

Xu Le felt that his future was bleak, and he didn't even have the talent to tell lies. How could he be a superman in underpants hiding his name to save the common people...

Ah bah, it's not Superman underpants!

A superhero is right!

The superhero imagined himself for a few seconds, and then was ruthlessly defeated by reality.

Good job, I still can only see the superhero in the underpants, huh huh.

Ying Fan was amused by his tone, and said, "You can attribute this to the fact that I know you well."

Xu Le felt aggrieved: "Then don't expose me..."

Anyway, don't let him be handsome for less than a second!How embarrassing to be exposed in seconds!

Ying Fan smiled and said, "Okay, whatever you say is what you say."

Xu Le was actually quite happy to hear it, but he still had to do it, and said in a low voice, "I really have no principles."

Ying Fan didn't find it annoying that he was tossing and turning, and said softly, "You are my principle."

Xu Le's face turned red "basically", blood was rushing to his face, he couldn't speak for a while, his heart roared like a tsunami, and the universe was prehistoric.

Ah ah ah ah ah! ! !He said I was his principle! ! !

Although this sounds so nasty!But it sounds so good!He is a tenth-level male love talk professional! ! !

Xu Le rolled on the sofa, wishing he could fight Ying Fan for [-] rounds now to reward his sweetness.

Professor Xu looked away from the computer screen, saw his son writhing on the sofa like a loach, and couldn't help but say, "Be careful..."

"Boom!"

Professor Xu found out too late, and Xu Le fell off the sofa after all.

Ying Fan on the other end of the phone heard the movement and was a little nervous: "Lele? What's wrong?"

Xu Le stood up, rubbed his painful buttocks, and smiled heartlessly: "It's okay, it's just...uh, I just fell off the sofa..."

Ying Fan: "...Did you fall?"

Xu Le's face was still red, and he hesitated: "Just, you said I was... Well, I'm happy, I twisted it twice..."

Ying Fan's low-pitched laughter came from the phone, it was so sweet that it would kill me.

Xu Le firmly believes that Ying Fan must be teasing him, and feels that if his father is not here, he will definitely say something to tease Ying Fan, but...the father is here...

As a result, Professor Xu seemed to know what he was thinking, and said, "You can pretend that I don't exist."

Xu Le: "...Dad, it's too easy for you to say that. It's really hard for me to ignore you as a big living person!"

Xu Jingning raised his eyes and looked at him: "You told Xiaofan about my part just now, wasn't it good?"

Xu Le: "That's because I'm complaining to you at the same time!"

You can listen to the complaints together, but how can you let your father hear the love words between lovers!It's just too shameless!

Xu Jingning stood up and said, "I'm going to take a shower, you guys talk."

Xu Le immediately picked up his phone and said to Fan, "Wait a minute, my dad is going to take a shower!"

Dad needs to take a bath for 10 minutes, so wouldn't it be 10 minutes of free time, hee hee!

Seeing Professor Xu enter the bathroom, and hearing the sound of water in the bathroom, Xu Le let go immediately: "Honey! Come on!"

Ying Fan on the opposite side suppressed a smile, and had a childish poke with him over the phone.

But Xu Le underestimated the ability of himself and Ying Fan to stick together, two to 10 minutes is really a snap of the fingers.

When Professor Xu came out of the shower, Xu Le was still twisting on the sofa, and the twisting range was even more jubilant than before.

Professor Xu: "..."

Professor Xu stood where he was, hesitating whether he should go back to the bathroom for a while.

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